A pastor was on his way home from an oil change.

Oldman51 comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Whatever.

I seen lots of people wanting Trump locked up for documents so where are all the people wanting ...

Oldman51 comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Tit for tat on the document

NdT rarely disappoints…

Oldman51 comments on Jan 19, 2023:

I would ask god why the Christians think the heathens were put on earth for them to abuse and target practice.

All the old rockers are leaving us one by one…Jeff’s gone, but let’s hope we can hold on to ...

Oldman51 comments on Jan 22, 2023:

Probably being crushed by this negative society do not let it crush you.

It seems the Philosophers were wrong...

Oldman51 comments on Jan 22, 2023:

Human being is one of few animals that kill just for the pleasure of it. Think about that.

We knew it was bad, but seeing it like this is just staggering MASS KILLING DATABASE REVEALING ...

Oldman51 comments on Jan 23, 2023:

What we need is sanity control. Teachers and everyone to stand up and stop bullies to getting away with abusing others.

High standards or prudish?

Oldman51 comments on Jan 23, 2023:

That is time to bail out.

Appellate Court Ruling Leaves Illinois Assault Weapons Ban on Hold – NBC Chicago

Oldman51 comments on Feb 1, 2023:

The trouble with a assault weapons ban is that the anti gun lobby won't stop there but will try to force their anti gun agenda onto everyone.

“True humility is not thinking less of yourself, it is thinking of yourself less……………...

Oldman51 comments on Feb 1, 2023:

true

One more thing to worry about...

Oldman51 comments on Feb 4, 2023:

With the record of our press it was probably a birthday balloon. Would they blow things up to YES.

Jupiter's moon count jumps to 92, most in solar system: [phys.org]

Oldman51 comments on Feb 4, 2023:

Knowing that and a five bucks will get you a cup of joe some places.

Oh No! The dreaded German spy balloon.

Oldman51 comments on Feb 8, 2023:

Our press and their accuracy checking.

The difference a day makes.

Oldman51 comments on Feb 8, 2023:

And a lawn mower.

Now that's dark

Oldman51 comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Too close to truth

Eery now and then you need to remind people.

Oldman51 comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Does it need to be said,

I heard there was a shooting at Michigan State University, which to my understanding is supposed to ...

Oldman51 comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Law breakers love gun free zones no chance of them getting shot.

I want to open a food truck business that only sells chicken, but it will only be open and operate ...

Oldman51 comments on Feb 20, 2023:

Sounds good to me.

Seven people, including two-year-old and five teens, shot in Philadelphia schoolyard - Irish Star

Oldman51 comments on Feb 24, 2023:

What is really pathetic is what is on the boob tube most of the programs are showing gun violence.

360-Million-Year-Old Fossils of Giant Predatory Fish Found in South Africa: [sci.news]

Oldman51 comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Grant renewal time and they are asked what did you do to deserve this money.

We are fast approaching the stage of the ultimate inversion: the stage where the government is free ...

Oldman51 comments on Feb 27, 2023:

It has happened before and will probably happen again. Power hungry ass holes are everywhere.

“Selfishness is not living your life as you wish to live it.

Oldman51 comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Very true

Brothers, pay attention!

Oldman51 comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Very nice buns.

God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. Voltaire.

Oldman51 comments on Mar 7, 2023:

If god is real probably so.

“I think a hero is any person really intent on making this a better place for all ...

Oldman51 comments on Mar 8, 2023:

Very true. Or one who risk his life to protect others. Not someone out in the battle field risking his ass to make some fat rich bastard fatter and richer.

Yup, you got that right!!!

Oldman51 comments on Mar 9, 2023:

That is defiantly another way if looking at it.

“Today more than ever, we need far-sighted leaders who can see beyond their national boundaries ...

Oldman51 comments on Mar 11, 2023:

Most of all beyond their wallet. As that is most of their problems.

If aliens were visiting Earth and observed a dog with a human waking behind it and then the dog ...

Oldman51 comments on Mar 14, 2023:

Has the guy trained doesn't he

“I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.

Oldman51 comments on Mar 15, 2023:

Yes just try and challenge a preacher that is delivering his sermon.

Eric the penguin.

Oldman51 comments on Mar 21, 2023:

Is that like the chicken and the egg debating what came first.

"If you pray for rain long enough, it eventually does fall.

Oldman51 comments on Mar 21, 2023:

Never underestimate the power of the mind.

Humanity We should do our bit to reduce the number of people dying - Practise Contraception! P.

Oldman51 comments on Mar 22, 2023:

It is not about saving lives. It os about shoving the Christian agenda down everyones throat.

Let me start off with two words: made in America Joeseph Biden

Oldman51 comments on Mar 22, 2023:

It wasn't just just Joe. It is our whole system. But dragging us back into the dark ages with the church running the show is not the is not the solution either. That would be like jumping from the frying pan into the fire.

“Certain media needs to do some soul-searching on itself and ask why they continue to spread ...

Oldman51 comments on Mar 25, 2023:

Trying to justify their actions.

“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you ...

Oldman51 comments on Mar 27, 2023:

Very true not popular belief.

A true story

Oldman51 comments on Mar 28, 2023:

Preachers, politicians, writers of commercials and idiots.

I've known some real hardships...

Oldman51 comments on Mar 28, 2023:

Or a hot cup of coffee, that really woke you up in the morning didn't it

Rare Earth, Get Ready [youtu.be]

Oldman51 comments on Apr 4, 2023:

Love the oldies.

Never happened to me. cough

Oldman51 comments on Apr 4, 2023:

That would really be a senior moment. I am really surprised at the number of people walking around wal mart parking lot looking for theirs.

An english man visits Scotland The English man checks into his room at the inn and fancies a ...

Oldman51 comments on Apr 4, 2023:

Yes remember that one forever.

A couple of snippets from the letters section of a Bellingham, WA paper spoke volumes.

Oldman51 comments on Apr 9, 2023:

It works so well in Mexico.

Wyoming Man Creates The Most Powerful Handgun On EARTH

Oldman51 comments on Apr 15, 2023:

I know we don't need any of that sanity control bull.

Sabine Hossenfelder - It's now possible to beam down solar energy from satellites.

Oldman51 comments on Apr 17, 2023:

I am not sure why we are not developing geothermal.

Yeah, I saw the red flags. I thought it was a carnival!

Oldman51 comments on Apr 18, 2023:

He is the way he is. If he hasn't seen the need to change himself then you are probably not going to change him.

You’re a naughty little infinitive splitter. [m.youtube.com]

Oldman51 comments on Apr 26, 2023:

Knowing that and a fin will get you a cup of joe in some places

Going to school in Sudan

Oldman51 comments on Apr 27, 2023:

Best reason for separation of church and state. Power hungry preachers just won't give it up.

Blowing hot on cold??

Oldman51 comments on May 3, 2023:

Why not it works the other way.

Alligators on acid... Sounds like the makings for an interesting movie.

Oldman51 comments on May 4, 2023:

Damm is that a real problem

So, a bunch of men in dresses got together and held a party for an old guy.

Oldman51 comments on May 6, 2023:

Apparently a whole lot as they continue to support him and his family.

No kidding!

Oldman51 comments on May 6, 2023:

Truthful at least

Sitting here batteling a single fly.

Oldman51 comments on May 15, 2023:

That is a different way of looking at it. Afraid you are going to scare the fly's to death

“I’d rather have an enemy who admits that they hate me than a friend who secretly puts me ...

Oldman51 comments on May 20, 2023:

Very true.

The book is not helping…

Oldman51 comments on May 25, 2023:

Now there is a real genius.

Jamming to Eddie Van Halen tonight! [youtu.be]

Oldman51 comments on May 27, 2023:

Good to jam miss the music

I'm 77.

Oldman51 comments on May 27, 2023:

It is interesting to note that it wasn't that many years ago that the Christians burnt people at the stake or stoned them to death for having medical knowledge.

Why? What's wrong?

Oldman51 comments on May 28, 2023:

It is covered.

Have some gratitude.

Oldman51 comments on Jun 1, 2023:

Feel down in the mouth so to speak.

Gently please.

Oldman51 comments on Aug 28, 2023:

Very true.

Some nuts are healthy, some are poisonous.

Oldman51 comments on Sep 2, 2023:

Should have term limits along time ago now just a bunch of rich ass holes ripping off the public.

Look out when you fill gas next time

Oldman51 comments on Sep 2, 2023:

It was not that long ago that our so called representatives would have gotten oil companies with a excess profit tax.

Did I ever tell you this?

Oldman51 comments on Sep 3, 2023:

Nice cheeks.

“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way they look forward to the ...

Oldman51 comments on Sep 4, 2023:

Very true.

Spot on!!!

Oldman51 comments on Sep 7, 2023:

Good point.

Oldman51 comments on Sep 12, 2023:

Missed that one didn't I. Need to look twice before commenting.

“By the time you’re 80 years old, you’ve learned everything.

Oldman51 comments on Sep 16, 2023:

Good point.

No person...but did you know that today, September 17th is U.S. Constitution day?

Oldman51 comments on Sep 17, 2023:

bible thumpers bought their way around that one didn't they.

Sums up my feelings

Oldman51 comments on Oct 1, 2023:

And probably most of the American voters.

Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner CBE (born 2 October 1951), known as Sting is agnostic;

Oldman51 comments on Oct 2, 2023:

Very true or being out in the forest with mother nature.

A perfect analogy of apathetic people.

Oldman51 comments on Oct 3, 2023:

Too close to being true

I hope GICO will cover this

Oldman51 comments on Oct 3, 2023:

Probably not if they can worm out of it.

Exposing the scam…

Oldman51 comments on Oct 16, 2023:

Most of the holidays are pagan holidays that they would not give up and the christens just converted.

Just sitting back with my popcorn enjoying the ratfuck the GQP is creating for itself at every level...

Oldman51 comments on Oct 17, 2023:

Really funny watching these bible thumper agree on anything.

I am not superstitious but something is going on here.

Oldman51 comments on Oct 17, 2023:

Yes I think I would be to.

Amazing who comes out with a classic quote at times.

Oldman51 comments on Oct 18, 2023:

Pretty obvious if you really look at it. What was the Roman empire looking for and now what is the church looking for.

I had high expectations

Oldman51 comments on Oct 18, 2023:

Yes we have all been cheated in that way.

Awww shit they didn't laugh...

Oldman51 comments on Oct 21, 2023:

Very true

Doris was of British descent.

Oldman51 comments on Oct 22, 2023:

Just some twisted religions.

A lesson many have yet to learn or even comprehend.

Oldman51 comments on Oct 22, 2023:

Very hard and very true.

Got to think fast!!!

Oldman51 comments on Oct 23, 2023:

Yes they do.

He was just here....

Oldman51 comments on Oct 29, 2023:

Whatever.

Beware of the dark side....

Oldman51 comments on Oct 30, 2023:

I love black cats as they all seam to have a personality.

Something to think about....

Oldman51 comments on Nov 1, 2023:

Good point.

A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.

Oldman51 comments on Nov 1, 2023:

Don't they all just have a loophole for what they really want.

I have to be frank

Oldman51 comments on Nov 13, 2023:

Things I could bump in the night

Have you bought it?

Oldman51 comments on Nov 14, 2023:

Too close to the truth.

No comment

Oldman51 comments on Nov 18, 2023:

Human being is one of few animals that kill just for the pleasure of killing.

Is this the way the world ends?

Oldman51 comments on Nov 19, 2023:

To hell with that metal health shit.

I don't care about the cost

Oldman51 comments on Nov 27, 2023:

totally agree big ass is because she is sitting on it all the time.

Another Freethought from a famous "speaker" and writer, Samuel Longhorn Clemens (aka Mark Twain)!...

Oldman51 comments on Nov 27, 2023:

They have had a thousand years to perfect it haven't they.

I'd watch that episode!

Oldman51 comments on Dec 6, 2023:

From what I have read about Jesus that would be a real interesting.

about some guys out there

Oldman51 comments on Dec 16, 2023:

very true.

Save Mother Earth

Oldman51 comments on Dec 18, 2023:

Isn't that like the person who takes a pee in the ocean and runs up and down the beach yelling rip tide.

[bbc.

Oldman51 comments on Dec 18, 2023:

I say again that it wasn't that many years ago that most of the vehicles in a high school parking lot had at least one gun in them. It is not the gun, it ts this society that is at fault and the attitude that our grandchildren are being raised with.

Remember Paul Winchell?

Oldman51 comments on Dec 19, 2023:

Knowing that and a five will get you a cup of joe at some starbucks.

Happy Birthday, Wendy Kaminer; [en.wikipedia.org]

Oldman51 comments on Dec 28, 2023:

That was what our founding fathers were afraid of. That is why separation of church and state.

My morning routine

Oldman51 comments on Oct 16, 2018:

What a combination. A woman that wants sex in the morning. Most don't ant to be disturbed before 10 in the morning.

I just want a little feedback.

Oldman51 comments on Oct 26, 2018:

There are battered womens shelters all over this country. sounds a lot like abuse to me.Thank him for all the help and make a note to repay him but you need to get help.

Thought this was fun.

Oldman51 comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Don't get either need a change

What changed America?

Oldman51 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

The kids that were bullied found that they had another option rather than just killing themselves they could kill their person that was bulling them. Some schools think that some students have the right to tease and torment others.

It is a bastard getting old !

Oldman51 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

About my luck.

guns 'n Lettuce

Oldman51 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I think it was more of a warning than actually outlawing.