CW: The Dankest Meme in Phone....was saving it for a special occasion.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Why does it have eyes and nostrils?!!!

Morning sexism / patriarchal meme.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

@triggered!

I warned @Blindbird, I really did...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Also @triggered....

How about a childhood photo?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I was cute for like, 5 minutes.

What are some of the things professing christians have done to irritate you and why did you find it ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Well one just f*×$ing messaged me on here to tell me I'm wrong about religion. That's pretty irritating.

Ok, back to TBT, a little further than the last, from the 1950's to the 1850's...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I read somewhere that the overly attached girlfriend one is actually a posed corpse.

Huh??? Lol

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Well I mean there were whips and a bunch of people got nailed, so....

I would say I am not superstitious, but you can’t argue the logic...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

???

So apparently one of the recent updates on agnostic.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Bwahahahahaha

Dont back talk!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Just shut up and drive,Timmy.

I'm cackling like the evil witch I am

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Also am attempting to "breast boobily down the street" because I'm absolutely tickled by that phrase.

This particular religion does have my interest.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Nacho average belief structure!

..........

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Idk why "pew,pew,pew" always cracks me up. Good one!

Whats on your mind when having sex?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Hahaha. Absolutely nothing. That's the appeal. Basically the only time my brain shuts up.

Blindbird, you can do the taste test challenge. I will watch.... from a distance.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Lololololol

Some advice

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

See, I thought you were going to go the peeping Tom route...

Bills. Bills. Bills...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Haha. We need a @phxbillcee sticker.

They look so cute together

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Wtf is even going on in this photo?

THIS GIRL!!! Doesn't want me on Agnostic.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 9, 2018:

She's a pretty girl and we all know pretty girls are high maintenance ;)

I camped in Florida a few times. Glad I didn't run into this

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 9, 2018:

How'd you get a picture of my backyard? ;)

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, When I wore a younger man's clothes.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Too bad its not a woman. Perfect Tuna Piano pun opportunity.

He tried his best

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Hand fatigue is a thing!

Jenny has some power....stay on the Jenny in your life's good side peeps!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I know quite a few and this is highly accurate :)

Parental viciousness

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Ha!

Cuz people suck! Almost as badly as this pun does....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Yeah they do ?

Okay, @Blindbird, time for germ warfare!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Hold on,amoeba back....

@Blindbird....words of wisdom.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I'm biding my time on the revenge.

Holy shit.. it's alive!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

My eeeeeeyyyyyes

It is an established fact that my wife does not crave physical intimacy like I do.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

My first question is if this is something that important to you and she's not willing to hear that. Why are you still married?

Well, here we are folks, Friday Night...The last one is for Eric!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I'll have you know I am having a wild night. Got some root beer float marshmallows and mythbusters reruns. :)

My sister just posted this in a wholesome way.... am I just that much of pervert?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 14, 2018:

You are a pervert and its great !

Just did a pet visiting job with 19 cats!! All Persians.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Not as fuzzy as yours! So much cute.

Some puns for your edification & amusement...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Love 'em!

Random thoughts this morning

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:

One of them days huh?

This is my house...it's pronounced Gif...as in Grape!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:

That dang Zuckerberg. What a know it all.

Oh good luck!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:

All over. Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough!

My posts are going to be an erratic balance of deep philosophical questions, smartassery and prose ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Looking forward to it, then!

Feeling adventurous, I bought a 24lb.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Jealous! I've wanted to try those for a while but I can never find them.

Follow up to Nancy Drew meme last night...

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 1, 2018:

D'awww cute lil' thing

To ALL.

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Hear! Hear!

So is there any chance we could ever have a game room?

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 7, 2018:

I like that idea

It's my birthday today and I would love some Cat Memes.

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Kitty memez

Have you or any of your friends ever been homeless?

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 12, 2018:

It is happening to many, many people. Our society is breaking apart.

My fingers don't feel heat anymore, too many candles snuffed out.

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 13, 2018:

@Nurse-Quantros thank you for everything you do. We see what it costs you. You're a good man at the end of the day,struggles or no.

Who in this group has children and what are their ages?

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I have two boys 8&4

I gotta say that Redcupcoffee is the most prolific person on here, how she is not level 10 is beyond...

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I know of 5 or 6 happy couples who met here. One couple just moved in together. It's not hopeless. The singles chat is where 3 (I Think)of those couples got together.

A creepy abandoned amusement park ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Hell yeah I would!

I need to post something here and I'm not really sure how to go about this.

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 20, 2018:

That is wonderful ! I'm so happy for you!

This isn't really halloween stuff, but this girl is very creepy, so I thought I'd post it.

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 24, 2018:

She is an original!

Do women lose respect for a guy or view him as weak if he cries in front of her?

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Of course not!

What Working-class and Poor White People Need to Understand About Rich White People

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 26, 2018:

To this I say a resounding yes!

"The more you learn, the better you come to understand yourself" Be good to yourself and others

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Agreed.

@Bingst made it to Level 8 today.

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Yay @Bingst!!! You rock!

I'll miss her more than words can tell.. [legacy.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 29, 2018:

So sorry for your loss. My condolences.

I usually don't like to discuss politics, but though Ron DeSantis did or should have done himself a ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Agreed. Bad move on his part but indicative of his mind set.

I will admit it, I am pointstitute, I have about a 1000 to go for 8, brother can you spare a like or...

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 1, 2018:

You go @glennlab!

From a Canadian newspaper

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 2, 2018:

???? because one laugh emoji is not enough.

Blessed are those of us who are cracked... for it is we who let in the light.

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 3, 2018:

So very true.

Found this cute little guy in my backyard... He was so tiny!

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Carolina Anole!

Don't forget @McVinegar is at 49193 points.

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 4, 2018:

So its spam @Mcvinegar day?

Found : Cat

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Hey that's my cat!

Good morning and happy Friday! My mouth feels fairly well, just a little sore, but no real pain, ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Good morning GG!

That's just science.

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Can confirm!

Been noticing this recently. Why is @KKGator above @Sheannutt in the leader board?

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Hey! Congrats on reaching level 9 @Sheanut! I didn't know. You go girl!

Good morning!

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Yasssssss!

Two Pills ? I'll take 1 and 4 ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 18, 2018:

1 and 7

This political cartoon is not meant to condemn all rich people or begrudge anyone their success.

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Why is it we must have more consideration for the feelings of the wealthy than the lives and opportunities of the poor. Fuck 'em if they can't handle the truth and see the need for change.

Good morning ....

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Good morning!

The Boys’ Club That Protects Brett Kavanaugh | The New Yorker

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Well, my takeaway from this is that we have a corrupt, priveleged aristocracy in this country that desperately needs to be exposed and replaced by "we the people". There is no place for aristocracy In a democratic republic. Lets refuse to put any more of these people in office and remove those already in place.

My relationships always sink into the abyss. Or All's Fhtagn in Love and War...

OpposingOpposum comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Is this about tentacle porn, @MFatheist?

"Liberal society is no longer willing to tolerate illiberal ideas or sentiments"It has adopted the ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Asking people not to be bigots is NOT requiring people to be liberal. No I do not and I will not tolerate bigotry or idiocy in the name of " political freedom". No you are not free to be for the oppression of people different from you and demand the world coddle your idiotic baseless beliefs then cry about being discriminated against.

history in the making

OpposingOpposum comments on Oct 8, 2018:

This shit is almost enough to make me despair and give up. Whats the point? Every step forward we make, we get dragged back decades by the shittiest humanity has to offer, who call themselves leaders. They're leading us right into the end of humanity. Fuck. Some days it seems like humanities just not fucking worth it. Seems that most people want to stay dumb and miserable.

What in the actual fuck is up with some of the newer members being so hostile based on fuckall?

OpposingOpposum comments on Oct 14, 2018:

There has been a massive influx of trolls. Seems word of the sites tolerance for that sort of BS has vastly emboldened that element.

At Magical Gardens, Philadelphia

OpposingOpposum comments on Oct 15, 2018:

This is such a happy photo!

Does a post or comment make you feel a little ill? We now have a nausea icon under "Like".

OpposingOpposum comments on Oct 23, 2018:

I noticed and I am very pleased! Thanks Admin. *begins digging through old posts to nausea react*

Good morning

OpposingOpposum comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Morning GG. Yoga on the beach this morning :)

My working class life.

OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Whoops. This is a work in progress . thought I set to me only lol

Engagement! My daughter and her boyfriend got us all on a Hangouts call yesterday to announce ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Congratulations!!!

Origami Christmas ornaments that I'm working on for this year's Treefest tree.

OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 12, 2018:

Pretty!

Squirrel in Greenwich Park

OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Squirrel-"hey no pics! Mu nipples are showing!"

Okay folks what is The Classic Atheist Sunday?

OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Torn between "the great outdoors" and a good book. Finally got around to reading. "The Fault In Our Stars" today. That's a good Sunday :)

In 45 years, we have killed 60% of Earth’s wildlife | Condé Nast Traveller India | Trends

OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 18, 2018:

This is a hard, hard truth. Even harder is the realisation that most people won't lift a finger to change this.

EDIT Folks, this was an attempt at sarcastic humor.

OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 20, 2018:

FYI being agnostic or atheist does not preclude having a stick up ones ass. Good grief people, calm the fuck down. Bunch of pearl clutching baby eaters 'round here I swear.

Whoever made this meme definately knows a few of my ex's!

OpposingOpposum comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Cuts both ways. Anytime I go on a date with a guy who tells me this, I walk away. Either he craves crazy(which I am unwilling to supply) or he just dislikes women and dismisses us all as crazy. Either way, no way am I getting mixed up in that.

Plan-B Emergency Contraceptive Now Available in Vending Machines | Katie Paulson

OpposingOpposum comments on Dec 3, 2018:

This needs to be everywhere!

If this is a 'possum I'll be a bobtailed raccoon.

OpposingOpposum comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I am highly offended by this post. HARRUMPH,harrumph, harrumph....

Reindeer Boobs Is the New NSFW Holiday Trend - Ugly Sweater Part

OpposingOpposum comments on Dec 16, 2018:

"I demand to know why this trend is called reindeer boob and not Cariboob" lolololol

What dumbbell went out tromping through woods today in the rain and now can't get warm?? ???

OpposingOpposum comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Worth it!

I find it very frustrating that posts in thye main discussion boards coming out of groups do not let...

OpposingOpposum comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Agreed. I don't care to see the Republican atheist nastiness.

Worst xmas present ever.

OpposingOpposum comments on Dec 27, 2018:

I'm sorry. That is awful.

Trump Admin Just Sold Massive Amounts Of Protected Lands To Fracking Companies - YouTube

OpposingOpposum comments on Dec 30, 2018:

This infuriating. Can we bring back tarring and feathering when he is finally convicted? Or maybe the rack?

What a shit year it's turning out to be already.

OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Big big hugs.

I did not take this, but I am in love with it!

OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Me too!

Tinder Girl Reaches Out to Ex-Wife - Steve Hofstetter [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Soooo. Seeing that a guy who is interested in you is married and letting his wife know that he is cheating is somehow wrong? One of the 1st things I would want to know is that I'm NOT dating a guy who's cheating on his wife. I think the tinder girl had the right idea, though her detective skills could use a little sharpening.

I'm probably going to win another Facebook ban this weekend.

OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 12, 2019:

What. The. Hell? How in hell do they think that child had anything to do with this???

I have a member which has blocked me posting in a group of mine.

OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I thought it was set up so those who blocked group owners could not be in those groups?

Things I saw at work today: A man being carried like a bag of potatoes by 4 officers who was ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Oh man, big hugs. I gotta say, I feel that trash lady on a deep, personal level. Me too sister, me too.

How did aging hit Who?

OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I haven't seen the new series but I'm reeeeaaally hoping there's a scene where the doctor "discovers" her boobs. I've had mine for thirty years and still occasionally get distracted with them.

Pretty sure that Batfir is gonna fly this year! Today's her Birthday ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Happy Birthday!!!

Thought I'd share this here

OpposingOpposum comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Agreed.