For everyone who remembers schoolhouse rock and "I'm Just a Bill" Here's a modern lesson on ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Delightful!

Just more random shots of interest

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Love these.

It's not like we didn't have proof of this just looking at our government and our pulpits....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Nice!

Sometimes....if you listen to a song and visualize the lyrics....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Never going to hear that song the same way again.

Just did a pet visiting job with 19 cats!! All Persians.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Not as fuzzy as yours! So much cute.

Obama is the Antchrist

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Ok this may be too obscure but the antchrist thing cracks me up. The Hopi myth cycles have ants as saviours of man in multiple incarnations of the world. Idk makes it funnier.

Nursery rhymes and the Bible, why do we want to scare our children?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Have you ever read the original Grimms fairy tales?They're really dark. I guess it's a safe way to introduce kids to the darker aspects of life.

Anyone else a huge bookworm like me?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Allow me to introduce you to the 3 ft high pile of books I'm currently reading ?

Chimps Seen Sucking Brains from Monkeys' Heads... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

I should not have read that while my stomach is still upset. ?

If this were true I'd have had dementia by the age of 20.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Well. I'm demented af. Does that count?

Sometimes I wish there were a social media platform just for creative types.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

You know we have a group just for that on here? People post some really great stuff. You should join.

Wow. Emotional vocals. [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Nice whiskey voice on that girl.

Collage Thing 2 - Tossing Planets

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 14, 2018:

That is just neat,fun and some good work.

My sister just posted this in a wholesome way.... am I just that much of pervert?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 14, 2018:

You are a pervert and its great !

Completely and utterly alone: my ignition is locked and will not turn with the key.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I'm so sorry. That really bites

Elon Musk on Twitter is a must follow....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 14, 2018:

*cackles witchily*

Well what did you think would happen?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Gettin' down and dirty!

Just don't go outside....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I actually saw the aftermath of a lady getting attacked by a housecat once. She loke a bear had gotten her.

Admit it....we're all a bit kinky....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I am so turned on right now.

Democrat Vs. Democrat: The Fight Between Progressives And Centrists... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Erm because these lawmakers are corporate shills and don't represent or even understand their constituents?

More fantastic insects.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Heck no! These are great.

It was nice chatting with you all [cnn.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 14, 2018:

This is awful and so sad.

I just found out my best friend from college killed himself three months ago.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I am so, so sorry about your friend. Hugs.

More dark dankness

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Hey, you got us!

This dark enough for you?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Yep. That's about right. :(

This is Phidippus audax, commonly called the Bold Jumping Spider.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Cute little fella!

How do you feel about a belief in a soul mate, one person who fulfills your ideal?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Idk. I would have said it's a bunch of hooey until I met a person who synced up with me in almost every way. It was uncanny, literally saying the same thing at the same time, regularly. Still mystified by thst.

Works the same for a lot of us guys, too! Except with us its usually beer!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Hajahaha too real

Not going as planned.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Well ya gotta follow the rules.

Millennial life skills....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Get a dog. You'll use them and your toddler will cry because you won't open the bag and show him the "dog stuff"...

Political memes

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Love these! Good ones, man

Well, here we are folks, Friday Night...The last one is for Eric!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I'll have you know I am having a wild night. Got some root beer float marshmallows and mythbusters reruns. :)

It is an established fact that my wife does not crave physical intimacy like I do.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

My first question is if this is something that important to you and she's not willing to hear that. Why are you still married?

[soundcloud.com] Here is my new track call My Mind, My Prison

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Awesome! You got it done. Good stuff man!

Opossum post for the day...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Nice!

What's up with reality?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

People aren't /can't make the lives they want. Our society has put far too much pressure on everyone. People need an outlet.

Why I'm not an activist for atheism (at this time): I am a de-converted person with very religious ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Been there. I'm also reluctant to deprive someone of the one thing that might be keeping their head above water. The problem is that the real world effects of their beliefs have far reaching deletrious effects on other people.

You know what day it is...and had to end with a cat for @Blindbird!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Lol

Google Sex Searches Used to Track Syphilis | Technology Networks

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

That's useful

Do you remember your first favorite song?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

https://youtu.be/_wACCgCCjRc My dad hung around the waffle house a lot when I was little. Always loved it when this song was on the jukebox.

Is an affair always wrong????

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Let's get real here. Its the 21st century. If you find yourself in a relationship that doesn't meet your needs, Thats on you. No one is forcing you to stay married. Furthermore to be quite frank if your own wife doesn't want your dick, you're probably not giving good dick in the first place. Who wants bad dick? Also lets talk about expecting someone else to accept half a relationship, where they KNOW they're just being used. Hell no. Be honest and go hire a prostitute. At least she's certain to get SOMETHING out of the deal.

My mother died last evening of cancer. Though we were estranged to some degree I am terribly sad ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I'm so very sorry for your loss.

Holy shit.. it's alive!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

My eeeeeeyyyyyes

@Blindbird....words of wisdom.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I'm biding my time on the revenge.

This one I call Equinox

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Stunning

Your all so evil

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Hahahaha. Mathing! So deviant! We're taking a road trip to hell on a party bus. Wanna come?

? Madonna and child?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Madonna is looking ROUGH these days!

A question for the guys: What qualities most impress you in a woman?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

*gets popcorn and sharpens pitchfork*

This is an older one, but just re-released.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Lol. Reminds me of Don glover talking about how evil kids are.

Okay, @Blindbird, time for germ warfare!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Also who's@Bindbird? My evil twin who's into bondage?

Okay, @Blindbird, time for germ warfare!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Also I see you're on about my cooking again :p

Okay, @Blindbird, time for germ warfare!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Hold on,amoeba back....

@Blindbird has lunch ready!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Bahahaja. This would explain why my kids prefer pb&j

Which Ass Are You?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Definitely Snappy. The ones for my kids are alarmingly accurate too.

Praise The Lord Vader

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

You'd think if they were serious about converts they'd bring cookies

Couldn't resist

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Clever girl

What are some ways to fight depression?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Memes! (JK kind of) . I put on some music and dance, do some exercise, call a friend or reread a book I loved reading before. It helps to remember that the feeling passes, however bad it is, it doesn't last forever.

My friend on Facebook posted.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Money may not be able to buy happiness but we know for a fact that poverty breeds misery.

What are your thoughts on Faith?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I think that , like many things, it comes from fear. Fear that this life is all we have. Fear that the universe doesn't care about us. Fear of death. Fear makes you do(and believe) stupid things.

May apply to a lot of us in this group!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Why whatever do you mean?

"Yes, it's on my calendar." -story of my life

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

"Not Sure Yet". Thats appropriate AF

A couple days after I bought my Canon T7i, it was 10 outside.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

These are great!

Trump is going down! [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Oh yes. Take the rest of his swamp with him please.

Your affirmation for today, and tomorrow, and forever.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

(L)

Keeping it clean with the Roto Wipe

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

This meme really chaps my ass

Insomnia is no laughing matter.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Oh no :(

ITSA MIRACLE> I am finally on the top contributor list

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Nice! Well done.

Cuz people suck! Almost as badly as this pun does....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Yeah they do ?

Here's a "Goodnight Kitty" for you all!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

That's so dang cute.

Parental viciousness

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Ha!

To find out if you're old, fall down in front of a lot of people.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Haha! Definitely trying this.

When is it time to give up and move on?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Nah. Move on.

Are you following people and what do you get out of it?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I follow people who have something interesting to say or who I suspect will do so based on their profile. I TRY to have a broad range of opinions and voices but I keep getting into arguments with the authoritarian ones and angry at the clueless ones. Such is life.

The resemblance is uncanny!!!!!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Or maybe acid? Hole-y water,if you will.

If the Moon were replaced with some of our planets - YouTube

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

No Uranus jokes ? :( neat video though.

Let the musical part of the resistance begin! Last night, I attended the Ministry concert in ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Nice!

If this hasn't been posted in here before, well it needs to be

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Bwahahahaha

Back to nature.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

https://youtu.be/So1wnXYDOrk

I can't look at this too much. Quentin Thurman?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Idk looks right to me

Can you explicitly describe the god you don't believe in?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Uh a divine creator being who is concerned with whether or not I masturbate, drink or wear clothing of mixed fibers comes to mind. That's just silly.

I like both methods

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Oh dear

It's funny how little I think about there not being a God.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Lol. Some atheists seem obsessed too.

Yes you are that fucking awful !

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Lol. Burn

Hello everyone! Just moved to Sarasota. Looking forward to meeting some great people

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Hey!

Jenny has some power....stay on the Jenny in your life's good side peeps!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I know quite a few and this is highly accurate :)

If it was up her ass she'd know where it was...wait....my bad.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

That is a far too high bun to weiner ratio

Old Ford truck

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Love this

Nice try!....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

They're crafty!

Fuck satan. [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Made my morning!

Field of Screams

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Apparently it was invented by victorian doctors who were tired of having to finger their patients.

Setting myself up for the next 5 days

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I like it when they don't talk to me.

Here are some photos I took in Oregon...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

These are really great!

65 Pounds of Plastic Trash Tore This Whale Apart from the Inside... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

This is so profoundly sad.

There's always a price...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I identify deeply with this meme.

Well, when I get a better photo I'll post that, but I said I would, so be warned!!!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Hey, hot stuff!

I went on a blind date one time. "So then, what do you do for a living?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Ouch. Lol

Sixty-three? I'm sorry, I'm too old for this shit! (It's also ridiculous!) [facebook.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Haha

I still miss em...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Yeah. I know the feeling.

I hate people that take drugs......for example: airport security....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Bastards

Kind of cold

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 10, 2018:

Ah necrophilia. Cuddling optional, no need for plan B or a telephone call the next day.