Ellen Wroe: Date Me... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Lol

Why am I still awake??

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Oh man these are good.

A real hero

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Oh my dog. That's awful. I'm a cracker who goes barefoot all the time and even I cant handle that. ?

Literally.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Awww. Who could turn down a dachshund?

I knew it all along.... "A wish for wings that work". [facebook.com] [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Lol!

We don't usually get to hear him sing seriously but here is Jack singing the national anthem.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Whoops. There went my underwear. ;)

Military hand gestures explained

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Aw man. Now this is stuck in my head!

No RPG in Costco

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Just another instance of the man keeping us down!

My attitude

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Go big or go home :)

Finally able to post a little closer view of those ALbuquerque redbuds against that riduculously ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

That pink/blue is delightful .

Sensible gun laws

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Cock Holster?

These were posted as a response, but I figured @Blindbird would want to see them again.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

You're a bad bad man Bill.

Too crude?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Never!

Have to go pretty low in this group.. but I think it is possible

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I am proud of how much I resemble this meme.

Captain Kirk's business is folding

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

That got a good chuckle.

Finally finished this commision piece.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Absolutely perfect. Nice work!

Anne to be Frank....I did Nazi this coming....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Jew wouldn't

6am easter morning English Sheepdog pile on.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Want to pet so badly...

I could have gone all day without reading this wedding announcement

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

When golden showers involve the whole fam!

I just got pranked by My Son.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Rotten kids

Maybe I should just stay off the internet

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Nah. You'd miss us

Flopsy, mopsy, and Peter

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Well they do have tiny little rodent brains,so...

That's all...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Well with all the Ishtar posts, it seems happy fucking easter is quite appropriate.

Count Me In as being in favor of tunnel of bees...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

That place is a real buzz kill.

[youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

:( links not working.

True story; Many years ago my mate Bob had a boat in north Wales.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Lol. Fun with accents.

[youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Classic and mellow. :)

Hello Everyone! I'm here, Agnostic.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Well I'm sure you're not the absolute last. :)

This about sums up my dating life.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Sums up my life,in general.

Not a meme, but still feckin' hilarious! [facebook.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Oh dear

Meanwhile somewhere in New York sub

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

The side eye is strong with that one!

Not a meme but tickles me silly .

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Nan knew what was up!

Found online...too funny!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Boy, we're all screwed!

This one's for the ladies....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Can you hear the eye roll from here? Cause it's pretty epic.

Must everything be ruined...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Of all the memes posted today, this is, by far the unholiest.

Morning poetry....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Settle down there Nancy Drew.

Volta Jazz !!!! [soundcloud.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

I dig it!

Strange how much time and energy we spend on "life" when it all ends sooner than we expect.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

You make it worth it. Life is exactly what you make of it.

...now you tell me.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Oh dear

Ellen Wroe: The Juice Cleanse... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Have done juice cleanses and I can verify this is accurate.

It's time for a nice romantic song... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

You have the soul of a poet.

A Man's 'Beer Belly' Was Actually a Massive Tumor... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Oh dear. I'd better go for that check up.

Sixteen more Actias dubernardi hatchlings this evening.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

That's amazing!

Happy Blue Moon, everybody!!!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

That first one's really great!

The first one is for MCU fans...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Absolutely filthy. I knew there was a reason I liked you.

We'll see if the first one flies...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

The first one is fucking hilarious.

Possum memes....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Poor possum :(

I call this little guy Steve.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Squirelly as every other Steve I know! They're usually less furry though.

Who's all here at the American Atheist convention? Shout out to Agnostic.com for the drinks!!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Have one for me!

Your personal number

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I've only offered my number to one person. Seemed appropriate. I take it onba case by case basis

Problem solved...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Mmmm Tijuana flats....

Bubble in the middle looks like it has a smiley face on it :o Not a photoshop job just the way ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I love this!

One from last spring. Or perhaps the year before that.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Love the color variation.

At least 10 characters

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 31, 2018:

These are great. So much drama

Hope nobody is eating at the monitor tonight. Sorry in advance.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Also....

People say I'm the life of the party... Cuz I tell a joke or two.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

This ones really going to annoy @phxbillcee and thats half the fun.

Glad to have found this group.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Love the geometry in this.

I'm so excited.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

These are absolutely breathtaking.

Shut your whore mouth

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

But. But we love them...

I don't even know.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Oh. Oh no

Space possum.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

(L)

Whoohoo!!! Level 7.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Congratulations!

Oh Lucifer! Talk about blue balls ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Yes. Yes I am?

Well my plans for Ishtar are ruined...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I understand that nailing Jesus is popular in the bario

@Insectra translation please?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Awwwwww

So I hop onto Memes R Us and I'm scrolling down.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Lol. Put down the joint.

Well, it is (what's so dang) Good Friday... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Very appropriate

Some bear fun for Eric...(last one especially)...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Poor guys probably dreaming of being eaten by jehovah witness bears rn

The boy's got big goals, got to give him that...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Saltwater foam up the nose? No thanks!

Thoughts on the genetic/biological basis of intelligence?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I think its mostly taught. All the studies suggest that if you expect more from kids and expose them to more educational materials and such, you consistently get "smarter" kids.

More birds near where I live in Songkhla, Thailand 1.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Gorgeous!

Crack seems to be a huge problem in the penguin community...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Oh! I totally misunderstood the term "crack in the ice shelf" I guess.

Today's lesson...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

That...makes me inexplicably happy.

Level 8! What are my superpowers?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Congratulations!

It's the little gestures that make a difference...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

(.)(.) :)

Many, ok most, of the people in this group....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Lol yep. That's us.

Uh huh... drooling ;-)

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Oh my yes.

What ice cream flavor would you be ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Definitely Rum Raisin!

The tragedy of Our Generation... The Mixing of drugs.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Wine in coffee, wtf. Needs to be whiskey or at least vodka. Heathens!

King Tut, the Boy Soldier? Here's What Other Stories Aren't Telling You.... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Possibly he wore it but didn't fight? Maybe carried or rode to the battlefield as a mascot of sorts?

Stoner level... MacGyver!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Finally an answer for how this travesty happened.

Single life....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I just put em on the floor and let the dog lick em clean.

Technically pregonanacy is also an std.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

https://youtu.be/4n2WezppxIc This belongs here.

Is anyone interested in doing a photo scavenger hunt?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That sounds pretty fun. I'm in

One more..

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

?

I'm almost there

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Why are pets not on that list??

I'm getting to the bottom of the barrel

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

That's how I look when I'm done too. Side note: I now know I'm going to hell AND going to be single forever. :)

And now the weather forecast from Venice Beach (LA) and Blackpool UK

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Get down from there Butt, you are not a back!

What's your favorite insult?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

"The man is an earlobe. I'd call him an asshole but an asshole at least serves a function"

When it rains on my day off...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

No need for pants then!

We really don't have enough bicycle or sushi humor in this place...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Seems fishy

12 years later and they still won't leave Britney Alone...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

https://youtu.be/WqSTXuJeTks

Do you accept or reject friend request on Facebook by people you don’t know?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Automatically reject if I dont know them personally.

"Most Christian president ever." I want to cry at this woman's ignorance.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

All I can say is "Jesus Fucking Christ".

Happy Easter/Oster/Ishtar! :-) [bbc.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Finally! Chris is such a layabed.

Christian extremists want Bill Maher punished for blasphemy

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

"It's an infringement upon our civil rights that we can't jail and publicly torture someone for disagreeing with us!" -Not scary at fundamentalists.

I think you all know the answer to this question..... As does the duck whose eyes are so wise!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Yes.

It appears our community is not free from it's own mystical thinkers.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I'm on the fence about this. On one hand I think science is the best tool we have to understand our world and ourselves. On the other hand ,woo and intuition are deeply intertwined with human creativity, I think its just how our brains are set up. My personal take on the whole thing is that some "woo" works but it works for rational reasons. For instance, meditation. Do I enter some alternate reality and speak with spirits when I'm meditating? I don't believe so but I find that answers to problems I'm having will come "floating" into my head while I meditate. I think it's a "hack" for our brains. Same thing with reading tarot cards, doing a psychic reading etc. We're tapping into our intuition which can be really good at solving problems our concious thinking process struggles with. I will agree that convincing people you have psychic power and some secret line on the "universe" is inherently dishonest and manipulative.

A good job staying between the lines

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Great timing!

Anyone Like Tarot Cards?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I collect decks because I like the artwork. Novice at readings though.