Good night peeps!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Good night!

This one's coming here rather than "Silly,.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Dark and gross! Good one.

Just noticed that this site will be doing server updates starting around 1am.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Lol

Ok These memes kind of suck but I have a lot of them.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Seem pretty funny to me also that last one is gold!

Cedar waxwings at Montour Preserve, 3/26/18.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Lovely. I really enjoy your bird photos.

Chickens of Australia.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Giggle chicken and swoopy chicken are my favorites.

Almost posted this in "News", but it fits here.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

This is infuriating. I can't even. How is it that people like this get away with such blatant corruption over and over?

Someone stole my bike today.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

:( I'm so sorry. That's awful.

Spider-Man versus Ant Man

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

?Dead ant..dead ant..deadantdeadantdeadant... DEADANT?

Brought to you by D.A.D. (Dogs Against Drugs)

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

That little guys barking up the wrong tree!

I just don't know where else I could post this.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I've wanted to move to Canada for a while now. I'll probably freeze to death but it'd be nice to escape this nuthouse.

2 Girls 1 Coop | The Daily Show... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Lol!

Are you a jealous person ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Nope.

Some bleakness...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Oh yay.

My big baby, Squill, went under the knife today.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Poor Pup. Hope she heals quickly.

Show us your desktop! What do you have as your desktop background?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Took this at the beach. I have a special fondness for it.

I so want to read this story. Someone write it!!!!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I don't play video games but I'd play the fuck out of that one.

You got to admit, she looks good in those boots

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Thats one way to cover cameltoe.

Cherries......well later... Cherries!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I can almost smell them.

My conscience encourages me to find the calm whenever there’s a storm in my head, and on those ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I really love all the textures in this photo.

I struggle with focus.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

How's your iron levels? I'm a tad anemic and I get really scatty when my irons low.

New to the site!! Was happy to find it, and to chat with you awesome people ! There’s a few ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Howdy.

Know the signs.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

You rang?

Which one for you?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Hey! You forgot Stargate.

If you like ceiling cat... You will love...just ask Louis CK!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Nancy Drew and the case of the weird kink.

Pooh gets inventive

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Lots of pooh in this group lately :)

Morning ritual...mourning ritual.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Your hair looks much longer when its wet.

Let's share knowledge. That's the only reason we're here, anyway.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Well, I know you're going to be popular with the straight ladies around here. Have fun.

Old wheat drill on my grandad's farm. Eastern Colorado.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

That sky...

A couple love poems....ta class up dis joint.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

*swoon* so romantic. Do I need to add an /s or is the sarcasm obvious?

And snark!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Mmmmm carbs....

Running with Sam near my house today.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Why are people so intent on cutting down flowers? ?

More dead hookers

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Not as dark as this joke!

Zuckerberg be like... Part 2.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

So wait. This is for real? This actually happened?

Feel free to apply and send a picture with your CV...(Ladies Only)

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

What kind of crimes we talking here?

Spanky What does everyone think of trump's new nickname?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I plan on referring to him as President Spanky from this point forward.

Ah those wacky French!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Man I thought Tijuana donkey shows were just a thing in mexico.

The pitfalls of trying to get revenge on your enemies.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Definitely having one of those days where I wish summoning Satan to smite my enemies was an option.

It's not a sexual positions poll w/ 80% snark, but I hope this will cheer Eric up anyway.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

What poll was that ? How did I miss it?

Rick Santorum's Hot Take On The March For Our Lives, The Late Show... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Good one . thanks for sharing.

Seems like there should be more women?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Underrepresented as usual. ?

Feel the burn.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

Ah RedPillers.

"People in England will soon have to pay a deposit when they buy drinks bottles and cans in a bid to...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

We need that here.

I'm a pig sorry ladies

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 28, 2018:

I see I'm not the only one who's accepted their fate as permanently single.

Multiple memegasms

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I've got a great idea. We pay trumps next hooker to pluck one of his pubes, murder some people( certain senators perhaps) and leave the pube as evidence. Some will say it's crazy but it just might be crazy enough to work.

Can you have too many books?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

The day I knew my relationship wouldn't last was the day he said "why don't you get a kindle and get rid of all these books?". Bye Felicia.

Not all heroes wear capes....or carry a red cane.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

That is dedication!

When the comments section of your shitpost group gets overrun by the same PC Muggles you created the...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

*Nooooorrrmmmmies* Though their sense of humor is long dead, THEY WALK AMONG US.

Just ladies? Just askin'...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

We dont need hands...

A few memes

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah....

Too honest.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Haha! Same. I legit can't believe anyone would hit on me after reading the shit I post here.

There once was a vampire named Mabel Whose periods were rather unstable By the light of the moon...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Well then

Why do women on dating sites want someone that can make them laugh?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Who the hell wants to date someone who doesn't get your jokes?

The Real Dangers of Marijuana

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Not even high and I really want to eat that.

Well now I won't be sleeping.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Yes. This would be my children. Creepy lil' munsters.

Robot plant - YouTube

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

This is so clever!

I'm trying not to have an Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Step back and take a breath. You've got a LOT going on. Do something to give yourself a little space. I find when I do that, my answer comes in quietly, through the back door you might say.

ANNOUNCEMENT! ALL MEMERS.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Oops.

Ho, ho, ho!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

8?! Oh shit.

Baby don't hurt me!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

And that will be a sad,sad day.

Me at Duke's party....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Those people are wearing way to many clothes for that to be @Duke s party. Just sayin.

What are the rules here? Keep it sort of clean? Lol...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Not really no. Tag line is "bad taste encouraged" .

I just discovered this group. I'm a dirty bird. So here is an offering of what I find amusing....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Bahahahahhahahahahaha. There's a fire in her loins that must be put out.

Watch out for angry fish....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Hot tuna?

One of my favorite Atheists in the public eye is Seth McFarlane.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

You're entirely correct about the voice *swoon*.

Secret world: The women in the UK who cannot report sexual abuse At the age of 37, Grace has ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

This is heartbreaking. Poverty and power structures in our society have caused so much suffering its mind numbing.

I downloaded my FB archives. This photo showed up a with others I didn't have saved anywhere.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

This is absolutely beautiful

Old time religion...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Oh hell yeah

When the Red Wings are having a rebuilding year.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 27, 2018:

I'm dying for my kids to ask me about hockey now.

She spent most of our marriage trying to get back to who she was before we met. Can you relate?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

I think I know what she meant. Before I met my kids dad, I had a career path planned out, a handful of friends, and spent most of my time reading, drawing or painting. During the time I was with him I gave up my career plan, had kids, lost touch with most of my friends and stopped reading and creating art. Life took a weird turn and I lost who I was in pursuit of being a partner and a mom. I'm just starting to get some of myself back but its taken a lot of work.

Whose Line Is It Anyway - Richard Simmons CLOSED CAPTIONED - YouTube

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Oh dear. Drew Carey rolling around on his desk kills me.

Since FL Schools Have To Display “In God We Trust,” Here Are Clever Alternatives ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

We're a national disgrace.

Exactly what a ghost would say...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

The logistics of this confuse me though. How did the ghost get the order to the sign maker? Did it just float in like "yo, I gotta sell this house."? How did it pay? Do ghosts have debit cards? So many questions.

Prostitutes

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

The worst kind too

What's your biggest fear or insecurity?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

That I'm as awful a person as my insecurities tell me I am.

A sad sight today - this beautiful buzzard, dead and tangled in a thorny tree.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

That is sad.

Ex-Atheist Lee Strobel Breaks Down 4 Reasons Why Jesus’ Death and Resurrection Are Absolute FACT ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Dont really get the concept of proof or evidence do they?

Someone posted in the general area asking if we were all AI.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

If you guys are AI, I am seriously impressed

I Lost a Friend Today I lost a friend this morning.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

I'm so very sorry for your loss.

Yeah Steve...smart people are talking about pronunciation and shit.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Aww poor Steve

Puritan logic...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

On the bright side, she won't have to deal with their crap anymore either way.

Step one: cut a hole in the box...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Not even any popcorn? You might say thats a....ripoff.

So I’m new here and there are a couple people I want to write but I am unable.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

As @twisheild said earlier, engage the people you want to talk to on the open forum. Striking up a friendship first will make your odds better imo.

Negging?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Nah this is bullying. Keep up, would ya?

I'm always reluctant to post snake memes here....especially small ones.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Gee whatever do you mean?

Selfish day I am being selfish this evening, yes.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Happy Birthday ?!!!

Kidney Stone

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Ouch!

CW: Contains Trump's disgusting tounge.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

You know what else once contained cheetos disgusting tongue?

Not too subtle at all....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Poor pup

This will not end well...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Fido misunderstood the phrase "playing ball".

Whose with me? We can tie inflatable sheep on strings to them....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Riding into battle against evangelical republicans. Allow me to gird my loins!

They seem to have fixed the glitch..... here's a religious cat meme to celebrate.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Hallelujah kitty be praised!

Here goes, Monday,.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

I mean in admins defense,we are proud reprobates.

Actually more of a "Politics" thing, but I've got to try here first.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Jesus though! That was spot on

What did you do to celebrate a big day?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

My big days are all kid centric these days. I have a bunch of party lights(little spinning disco balls and such) bubble blowers and bluetooth speakers. Add some good food and it makes for a fun and relatively cheap party.

@admin our favorite toy is broken.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Poop. @BeeHappy got something up in the science group but ours still isn't working.

@admin our favorite toy is broken.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Anybody want to start a snark thread to entertain ourselves in the meantime?

The governor signed the paperwork for certain staff and teachers to carry guns in school.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

It's a step in the right direction and I'm pleasantly surprised that Scott listened to his constituents.

Why I'm a feminist and not an "equalist" [medium.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

This right here. So tired of having to explain and excuse myself for not wanting to play this rigged game.

Am I in trouble or someg? I can't post any memes. Everyg I try to post says "undefined".

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Anyone talk to the @Admin?