With all the interest in my penis lately.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

What you and certain people do in dark corners of the internet is solely between you and @phxbillcee. I'm gonna pay for that one but it was just too opportune to pass up.

Great Pacific Garbage Patch Has Quadrupled, Maybe Even 16-upled in Size... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

:(

How Fake Psychics Fool Their Victims... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I have a friend whos into this stuff but I think she'd be sad if I ruined it for her.

What y’all know about my boy Greydon [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I dig it.

Take the wheel.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Jesus is such a prankster.

Fox News vs reality.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

These are the same people who think "too much education" is a thing.

I may have shouted out and done jazz hands when I saw this.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Yessssss

Oneofmyfavoritesongs one of my favorite artists [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Love it!

Please be real,please be real... [google.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Tell me if this one stops working.

I’m a closet cardiologist.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Seriously though,whats up with that nipple? Is that a piercing?

She was cleaning the gunk from my claw vestiges.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Now you'll bee much cleaner.

What we learned in Nursing school

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

You never go ass to mouth!

Sounds about right ... ;-)

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Tasty,tasty fear of intimacy...

The History Of Women's Pain | March 21, 2018 Act 2, Part 2 | Full Frontal on TBS... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I love this lady!

Flatulence.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

These guys should show up at the end of each of my dates.

....all about dogging!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

If you stretch it out,you could be hot doggin'

The Great Lie of Conservatism; For all progressive minded members here.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Wish I could like this more than once.

I don't know what do you want

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Ladies do y'all really do this?

Sheena the punk rocker just hit 3 feet in length. Love my girl. g:38

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Pretty Girl!

Hello World! New to the site.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Yeah you're basically surrounded by nerds on here. Enjoy!

So, I just finished reading "The Ethical Slut" and have discussed my views with my therapist, and ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I 've been thinking of looking up clubs or poly meet-ups but frankly I'm a little skeered.

Omg that's funny

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

In nonsensicum babblin'

"How would dating change if.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

There's a B&B /coffee and wine bar not far from me that has an AMAZING book selection and some talented musicians playing. Its basically what you're describing and my new favorite place. Petition to hold the next Agnostic. Com conference here in Sarasota!

Next!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

October 31st when we're all bitches, I mean witches !

Describe your love life in one word.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Tragic

I got into an argument in the supermarket yesterday and this woman threw some cheddar at me.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

You really cheesed her off.

Today's atheists are bullies -- and they are doing their best to intimidate the rest of us into ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

What a piece of crap.

Here's an interesting clip for anyone that wants to try painting or water-marble silk scarves.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Oooooooooh

Like the amateur geologist that I am, I sometimes prefer a woman who is spathic.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Spathic or spastic with a lisp?

I thought about putting this in "Silly, Random & Fun", but I thought Eric would get a kick out of ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

It's the whitest thing I've ever seen.

Gunning for the Truly Tasteless Trophy. (If it's not a g,it should be)

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Aaaand

Last but not least...Environmental Junkies do have a point. End of marathon....whew I need a nap.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Bravo!!!

I'm gonna get ya

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Would this be the butt finger blast flavor?

About to go on a meme posting tear like a back pack trip acrosd Europe....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Bring it!

For all you Floridians, a PSA... Sex Offender Shuffle... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Hey look it's the local OkCupid crew!

Me getting sick of snow

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

The rarely sighted possum meme!

HEY I might be drunk but I LOVE ALL U GUYS

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

We love you tooooo!

Does anyone else find this site hard to get away from?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Oh yes

Dogs rule ....crotch muppets drool.... --- posted for @IAMGROOT ;-)

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

You think I can trade mine in? The 3yo just called me "stupid Mom" because I won't let him watch more Thomas the tank.

Space, The Final Place That Isn't Earth, (or something like that)...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

https://g.co/kgs/miECjy Monty Python sang it best.

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Only acceptable answer.

Meanwhile at forest preserves.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Mmhmm. Forest preserves.

I ate him with some tuna fish and a nice bottle of Ciante....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

And no sleep for me!

We do what we have too...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Instructions unclear. boobs keep getting caught in Tutu.

Kentucky Republican candidate suggests shooting Congressman John Yarmuth over NRA stance

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Wow! Just wow.

How much social interaction does one need?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

After a few rounds of depression I have found that creating a social circle and maintaining it is integral to my well being. More than a couple of days on my own and I start to get weird again.

Did someone say "tits and wine?"

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Tits, wine and garlic bread!

First day of spring.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Yeah but it's chock full of awful people.

@blindbird...this post is for you.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Lol!

Because I hate paperwork and inane chatter and today is full of paperwork and inane chatter.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

To clarify,not directed at the peeps on this site. More at my life,in general,today.

The city of Leicester seems to have moved on, after they found Richard III's remains under the car ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Aww man. Now what am I supposed to do with these corpses?

I'll start by saying this isn't to justify misleading another person emotionally.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Absolutely and fairly common too.

Ahhh to be young and in love!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I'll pass,thanks.

Awwwww.... [m.facebook.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Too cute!

Do you believe that the Christian holiday Easter is based on the pagan holiday Ostara (Eostre), ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Yes, I do. In fact we're celebrating"Easter " today and I'm teaching my littles about the vernal equinox. :) Hearing a 3yr old try to pronounce vernal equinox is hilarious BTW.

This is the single most important question

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Ravenclaw all the way.

And now, Let us come together, And Fart as one.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

This appeals to both my sarcastic atheist side AND my twelve year olds sense of humor. Bravo!!!

Laundry day...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I cheerfully wear mismatched ones. My grade school informants tell me this is now" cool". I'm happy, I only had to wait 40 years to be fashionable.

Spring has (almost) sprung...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Boy those are some big sand dunes. ;)

So, this isn't a meme but Ithought you guys would still appreciate it.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Was it a very lengthy reading? ;)

Male Birth Control Pill Blocks 'Sperm Hormones,' But Will It Work?... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Well I damn sure hope so. I'd be taking my kids to the Dr as soon as puberty hits.

Chemistry humor

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

You can tell that cats not real by the fact he hasn't knocked everything off that table.

.....I wonder how long before the nightmares go away?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Aww don't you wanna just gobble him up?

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Cue the "not all men" and "I don't think most men do that"comments. You hear that sound? It's the sound of a thousand women rolling their eyes at being told,yet again,that a very common behavior is just the work of a few bad apples. Yes. MANY men do this. Yes most women have experienced it. Quit trying to tell us it's not a thing just because,you personally, may not have seen it.

Vegan, paleo, meatless Monday’s, intermittent fasting- thoughts?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Paleo had significant health benefits for me personally and there's some strong evidence that intermittent fasting is beneficial.

Why do men get so mad when they get rejected?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

It's not just men. I've seen women go over the top too. I think it has a lot to do with not owning your own emotions and blaming other people for the way you feel. (Men ARE notorious for this, sorry guys). The individual feels that the object of their affection PUT that feeling in them ,so the object is responsible for the attraction and subsequent bad feelings that come with rejection. Healthy people realize that their attraction comes from within themselves and is solely their responsibility. Someone who is aware of this doesn't lash out at the other because they know there is no "fault" in the attraction.

I see nothing wrong with this....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

He did it all for the cookies.

The Root of All Cruelty? | The New Yorker

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

A very insightful article, thank you.

I call myself agnostic for a few reasons.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Thank you. A very well stated expression of reasons for agnosticism.

Any Ray Bradbury fans out there? Probably not this much of a fan... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Ha! Love this.

WTF? [facebook.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Allllll righty then.

I have come to believe that morality develops in four broad stages across one’s life, each with a ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

That actually makes a lot of sense.

We don't teach uncertainty and that's a problem.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

This is so very important. So many people are terrified of being uncertain or the possibility of being wrong. The ability to admit that you don't know an answer is the first step to finding that answer.

This IS right.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Oh yes.

Definitely

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Same

Sorry I have been busy adulting the last few days....just remeber....you complete me.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

We're gonna meme you so hard. Wait that sounded super creepy, oh well just gonna leave it!

Meanwhile in Afghanistan.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Oh man. That's enough internet for today.

How much caffeine do you consume daily?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Drink it constantly tbh.

Here....wants some candy?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

You know the best part? Someone has to eat all the actual candy. Mwahahhahaaha!!!

Russian Scientists Tested Their Asteroid-Nuking Plan with Powerful Lasers... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Jeez that sounds fun.

What was your favorite thing to do when you were a child?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Reading, drawing horses and chasing anoles then getting them to bite my ears and wearing them as earings .( It's a Florida thing)

Jesus might be in the toast, but Satan has got the heat in the meat.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Carnal Carne?

She's a comin' around (another) mountain. Here she comes...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Get it, girl!

Moral obligation.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

(L) this is sadly very needed these days.

What dreams do you have?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Pretty weird stuff thats a jumble of recent events colored with my brains "special crayons". I picked up and returned a baby bonnethead shark at the beach I worked at. The next night I had a dream I was driving through underwater caves in a Kawasaki with my kids. Sharks,eels and manatee's with scales(wtf brain) were swimming all around us. Shit like that.

Give your coordinates.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

2D

If we were all forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

"will steadfastly refuse to conform to your stupid expectations"

I had the most mind blowing lucid dream last night.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I have some incredibly vivid dreams but I've never gotten the hang of lucid dreaming.

Here....wants some candy?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Definitely doing this to my kids!

Punny!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Cue @phxbillcee with a really dirty comment in 3,2,1...

Who or what do you sleep with at night?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

My stack of books(5 currently) also too many pillows: 1under my head 1 between my knees & 1 at my back.

ENOUGH! [scontent.ffcm1-2.fna.fbcdn.net]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Yep

Hello, Joined and wanted to say hi and I hope everyone is enjoying there sunday

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Hello

I was on duty last night in the Hospice House.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

You're doing good work. My Dad went to hospice and I can't tell you how much I appreciate everything you do.

Just a couple or three of my favourite memes

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Yes!

Okay, sheeple...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Your post is ba-aaaaaa-aad and you should feel ba-aaaaaa-aad. :P (JK)

What are your pet peeve markers you look for on a first date?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Peevish people. :)

Monogamy

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I was just having a conversation about this with someone yesterday. I don't think monogamy comes naturally. I think a lot of relationships get destroyed unnecessarily when one partner falls for someone else. I also think that monogamy and marriage,in particular,come from a place of fear. Fear of being alone, fear of losing a partner, fear of being loved less. I decided a while back not to be afraid anymore. I want someone who wants to be with me, and it doesn't bother me if they want to be with someone else as well(and vice versa). I think demanding monogamy is on par with demanding that your friends not have any other friends because you're jealous.

17 Billion? How the CDC Estimated How Many Binge Drinks US Downs Each Year... [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Lol I wonder what percentage you, me and @EricTrommater claim...

A conversation on the site has just reminded me of one of the most depressing things I ever ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Ugh. And those are the exact people that will argue that gender roles are innate. "I never taught my kids what they could or couldn't like" yeah,yeah you did,you're just too dense to see your own behavior.