Because avocado and googly eyes make everything better.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Bonus.

Should you ask a date for his/her credit score? Why/why Not?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

If it's important to you,yeah. I think credit scores are invasive and unamerican, personally, so a question like that would be a date killer. With my credit score,you wouldn't want to date me anyway,so.....

Single and ready to Pringle. ;D

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Hopefully you can get some other singles to chip in!

Allow me to vent a bit.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Thank you for saving those little guys!

Likely story.....it has begun!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Bahahahahhaha

If you have not seen SNL from Sat.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I cannot express how much I love John Goodman.

Another SNL same date: Kate McKinnon as Betsy DeVos. Also epic! Enjoy! [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Too true. How are these people still running things and not in prison?

Don't Blame Me, I'm Only The Messenger... Irish Dating Show - SNL... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

So they're like the southerners of Britain?

Who hates taking selfies?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I'm horrible at selfies. I take pictures of others well but I hate ones of me.

Cheesy soccer pic

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Goals!

[youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Love it.

BBC Earth || The importance of saving baby turtles from the impact of humans - YouTube

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:

I love this.

Because we don't have enough dog puns in this group...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:

My dog was looking pretty down today. I asked him "Are you OK? You look ruff" he said he just feels like he's always barking up the wrong tree in a dog eat dog world and he just can't get out of the dog house.

It's 9:08 on the East Coast so too late for you... On the West Coast please heed this warning.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Good tip!

Worth a try

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Worth a shot!

It's our meme leader's b'day today so here come the first wave of b'day memes.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Happy Birthday Eric! Thanks for the meme-orys!!

True dat

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:

That's why we have 2 hands my friend.

Wondering if anyone else is afraid of this.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Yes. Iran was quite progressive in the 70s and look at them now. It is entirely possible for religion to take over and it's something we should be mindful of and vigilant about. As someone else pointed out,the xtians have been training and placing individuals as political authorities and I think movements like the "elect a scientist" thing that's been going on are an answer.

My first female dubernardi emerged last night! Now I have 3 males and 1 female.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:

They are spectacular!

When did you last have your eyes checked?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 17, 2018:

You are ON this morning!

Story time!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Hot chicks in your area!

BNL fans take note (both of you)....hypocrites!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Bastards!

Wow.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I'm pretty sure there's not a particular focus. I think it's just smart people talking about things that interest them.

Canada geese, snow goose, ring-necked duck

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Magnificent and good shots!

Buttercupdate. have a dandy weekend y'all.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

These are so beautiful. The colors though!

I love NDgT and hate post-it notes...so if they ever market these I'm a buyer.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Why would you put this on a toilet seat? I know dudes and I know they're going to aim for that.

Only in the south at Walmart....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Thank you Jesus for this diabetes we are about to receive!

I’m usually a glass half full type of person but I have reason to believe that there are no ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Lady, you aren't imagining things. There's barely any under 60

One more for the road...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Insex?

If Roberta Flack had a lisp.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Ha! Nubes! I see this every day in South Florida.

Bone muppets and Harmony [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Hilarious!

Just sayin

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Maybe I'm dating the wrong guys but I find the fighting more fun half the time.

....nope, I'm just fat.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I prefer the term, voluptuous. :)

Pof

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Hey that's me on the end!

Ok, you can go play your games

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I exhaust all other possibilities before resorting to that one.

Dont jump me (read first) I saw a facebook post about that 19 year old dude who felt katy perry had...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Nope asking consent is not onerous. It is a small quick thing to do that makes sure everyones on the same page and WANTS to be on the same page. If asking for consent "kills the mood" that wasn't a good situation in the first place.

It's ok, I'm sure someone will pray for me, lol

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Bahahahahhaha. Best diet ever too. "Hey, I just lost 200lb.s of dead weight!"

If you aren't a BLR fan....you should be. The Force is strong with this snark. [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Fucking delightful.

Needs to be said again... Deteriorata... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

At least we've got friends.

No, his DNA did not change 7% I'm really glad someone finally spoke up.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Interesting. Sounded all exciting with the elongated telomeres and all but then "his telomeres shrank once he returned to earth". I was hoping being shot into space was going to turn into a medical treatment for a minute.

It's F riday. I hope you fuckers have a good one.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Stealing literally all of these.

If you ever have a problem of a minor inconvenience and you need help.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Ah THAT'S where those LPs got to.

Sorry, not sorry!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Lol. Same

RIP Marielle Franco, feminist, gay rights activist and constant thorn in the side of the Brazilian ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

They always go for the ones making a difference. :(

I just can't un see this... also we all know how Trump feels about anyone with a Mexican name.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Oh Jesus

Buttercupdate...... it's after supper coffee time.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Lovely

Here's a take on Get Low I dig. But I'm a sucker for a good cover. [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Oh hell yeah

Do Scottish Androids Dream of humping Electric Sheep?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

And getting wasted,crashing cars and sexually assaulting people is an Andy Dick move

What elephant glasses?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

No sleep for me again tonight. Yikes

Good morning everyone!....or good evening!...I call this painting "under one moon"...cheers

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Lovely.

Grammer can still get you laid....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Grandma can get you laid? What now?

Howdy all :). Anyone doing any really big handcrafting out there, like house size stuff?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Absolutely beautiful.

A far more credible plot than It.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

We all fetch down here, Georgie.

Hoping none of our American users have been affected by the bridge collapse in Florida :-( ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Oh no!

How I imagine @phxbillcee 's death.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

I think you've got that pegged.

Beware the Ides of March...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

That's dark. I like it.

20 Essential Feminist Books to Read for Women's History Month [harpersbazaar.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Gonna be busy!

R'amen....another sign our noodlie overlord loves us and wants us to be happy.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

That's just souper

More than 5m join Spain's 'feminist strike' - [theguardian.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Love it!

This administration has more turnover than the Taco Bell in my town, and all their workers are on ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

What's Huber?

The Ongoing Journey of the Weirdest Thing I Ever Did.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Nifty! What was the original sound?

Running a meme group on Agnostic.com be like....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Major player alert ;)

I’ve been doing...good. So why am I not happy?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Hope you get to feeling better. Sometimes it's just the chemical reactions in our brains going crazy and you gotta wait it out.

Oh the horrors

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Unfortunately they'll probably tell their kids things like- We came to school every day wondering if we were going to be shot and we had to watch our elders destroy society with their ignorance and apathy. :(

This is why Mommy drinks

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Sounds about right.

Free will, compatibilism, & determinism.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 15, 2018:

I think we are far more creatures of our upbringing and instincts than we like to admit. I also think those things can be overwritten,though it takes a lot of work and help. I'd like to see determinism taken into more account in public policy. It would be nice to eradicate the myths of the "lazy poor" and the "unmotivated mentally ill" for instance.

So we have that to look forward to..... Which is nice.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Fun game to play. Whenever the rapture is announced, get some old clothes and such and arrange them in public places. I've gotten to do it twice now. Can't wait for the next one!

What brings you joy?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Music, lively banter, a walk in the outdoors or a drive with little traffic.

When Anaconda want...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

How you doin'? ;)

Sometimes I smile

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Those are some cute faces. I'd smile too.

Thought you all might enjoy this.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Emotionally abusive Jesus. Yes

[victimfocus.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Great article. Thanks for sharing!

I hope I never see anyone wearing this, I won't be able to keep from laughing and pointing

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

White trash brogues.

...cuz we haven't had enough penis references today.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Is there really such a thing as enough penis references?

For South Park fans

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

I love this one!

If summer ever comes....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Does peanut butter work as sunblock?

It's not bad enough we have to keep an eye on our kids regarding drugs....now this??

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

We're not angry at you Roofles, just disappointed.

Do You Have An Age You Turned Which Made You Sad?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Not an age per se but when I knew I was done having babies, I felt "old". Not that I want more, it just felt like a milestone in my life.

Meet 'Steve,' the Aurora-Like Mystery Scientists Are Beginning to Unravel... [space.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Have a friend named Steve and I've been tormenting him with this one for a while. Good times

Go ahead, disagree with me...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

No

Neighbor was evicted. This is how they treat your stuff :-|

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

That's so sad.

See if any of ya get this. first time I traveled in ontario and seen this I laughed pretty hard.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Bahaha

Joss Whedon

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Is this how you stop Christine?

What is you favorite pizza toppings?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Pineapple,Bacon and onion with pepperoncinnis on the side.

Peanut butter and jelly...works every time...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

My goodness. It's your soulmate!

I'll just put 4 more funny ones.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Very impressive Madame.

Good morning everyone!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 14, 2018:

Bah! Not enough coffee to make IEP meetings livable.

Face it folks..... Isn't this why we're all single!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Valid

Who the fuk fires someone through a public tweet?!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

It's the hate pumpkin,Charlie Brown

I only made it until my enchanted dagger anniversary.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I feel like a couple who actually stuck to this would be having too much fun to break up....

... And if I have to read one more weather report from Arizona I am going to lose it!

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

*sits smugly in Florida saying nothing*

I heard this through the grapevine

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I love getting dates at the grocery. I always tell the cashier it's the only way I can get a date. Yes, I have the soul of a 70 yr old man, I know.

When God is your weight-loss plan…

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Oh my, the hair, the insanity!

Is it snowing where you live?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

So pretty

If one doesn't kill me the other will.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Being married just makes life feel longer,yo

This is the Moonshine you're looking for.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

They've found their true calling.

Well.....maybe?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Ride the dragon, babee

Better pics of my first dubernardi male.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

He's beautiful!!!

Beer liquor wine weed

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Whiskey,vodka,cider. That's about it.

This is a question for those who have had strong feelings for another but could never get those ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I've got two things to say on this topic. 1. Anyone who wants to be with you,will make that happen. Wait for the person who makes the effort you deserve. 2. Ending up alone is not the worst fate. Ending up in a relationship where you feel alone is much worse.