I think there's some kind of moral in this.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Moose don't care

Some illustrations..

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

These are absolutely beautiful.

Ew, who makes these memes?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Sick twisted people. Surely there aren't any of those here...

Social Media Funnies... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

These are really good!who's the artist?

10 emotions you didn't know have names.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Cool!

You guys need to read this.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

That was the funniest thing I've read in ages. Thank you!

I would like to introduce my two rats, Lemmy and Dio.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Too cute!

Anyone on here ever tried to microwave a frozen pizza? If God existed He would let us do it!

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

That is why God created French bread pizzas/s

MomQuotes... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Am Mom, can confirm children eat your brains and make you irrationally angry/sarcastic most of the time.

Go ahead and tap your phone and see if it works.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Huh. It'd be funny if it weren't true....

Do any specific noises cause you anxiety or fright (without reason)? READ THE FULL QUESTION

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

The sound of people chewing loudly with their mouths open and the similar sound dogs make when they're chewing themselves. That one makes me irrationally angry. The sound of the various monitors in a hospital room (pings, beeps etc) fills me with dread.

Today I have heard the word "amazing" used at least ten times about the most mundane things such as ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Perhaps...

So we have a pandemic of school mass shootings where the

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Nope. Here in Florida we had our lawmakers shoot down a proposal to ban weapons like those used in the recent school shooting here, then they turned around and voted to put"in God we trust" in all our schools and pronounce porn a public health menace. Blithering idiots openly on the take.

Is it better to settle for a good relationship or wait for the best, even if it might never happen?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Personally, if I were with someone who felt I was just "good enough" I wouldn't want to continue the relationship. Everyone deserves to be valued and loved for themselves. How would you feel if your partner asked you this question,point blank?

Trump...Superhero!... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

What a thoroughly disgusting human being.

Scientist detect sea level rise is accelerating. [theguardian.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Oh good. Hopefully it'll hurry up and swallow Florida.

Now I have no safe hobbies! :(

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Took "jerk off" a bit too literally,did he?

I was informed today that I got the promotion that I have been trying to get for SIX MONTHS!!! I ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Congratulations!

Some of the thousands of snow geese in Montour County, PA, tonight.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

I love this photo.

So, my mom has cancer and is going through treatment.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

I'm so sorry you and your mom are going through this. All I can offer is a sympathetic ear but it's yours if you want it.

How is revenge best served...?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Not at all. Living well is the best revenge and all.

If there was one deity out there that you could talk to, who would it be?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Odin for sure. All knowing Warrior deity who dishes out Mead left and right? I'm in. :)

Why West Virginia Teachers Are On Their First Strike In 28 Years | HuffPost

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

This corporatist mindset that we've seemingly agreed to live by is creating many awful situations good for no one but the company shareholders. We desperately need to reign in the worship of the bottom line .

So why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat when they go in the water?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

That's awful ! I spewed coffee out of my nose,thanks.

Go ahead. "Discuss"...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Where did you get a photo of my attempts at baking?

What's your favorite junk food? (if you eat junk food)

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

I try to eat healthy as a rule but my inner cave troll/nerd requires occasional offerings of Cheetos and mountain dew.

Issac Asimov on Puns: Taken from Counting the Eons: "It changes from fun to a serious duel, ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Love it!

Color pencils

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Impressive!

Its sad when aliens are more humanist than humans.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

And then they killed him.

What goes through your head when you see someone wearing a cross necklace?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

I wear them. I have a small collection of really beautiful ones that I like. Protip don't assume you know everything about a person from one or two small details. There are WAY to many variables for you to ever take into account so you'll usually be wrong

...Doing it wrong all these years.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Oopsie, this could explain all the little kids I've lost....

How many tree huggers out there have actually hugged a tree ?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Done it!

What's the strangest thing you witnessed personally

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Well I had a funny run of luck for a while. Every time I went to the beach with a date we'd see dolphins close to the shore. went on for about two years. I never saw any when I went by myself. The last time it happened it was a whale shark swimming in just a few feet of water.

Im drunk and I lost my job Friday. Good thing I have 3 interviews this week.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

On to bigger and better things!

Seems rather elaborate....I try not to judge though.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Is that like when a teacher makes the kids in the back,cracking jokes,move seats? Side note:do you ever feel like we memers are those kids on here?

Bar & Restaurant Funnies... [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Well now I kind of want to host a tour of all these places. The ones that are still open anyway.

Not a joke but I need to tell the world.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Congratulations! Happy Grandfathering!

How often do you swear?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Same. Must've been a sailor in a past life,lol.

Is it possible to be in love with multiple people at once?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Yes,absolutely.

What do you do about an ex who's being a bad parent?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Am I the only one who read this post as "How do I use my daughter to control my ex even though she doesn't want me in her life anymore?" ?

I love sunrises.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Beautiful! Here's my favorite that I've taken recently.

[medicalhealthnews.info] How many have some sort of autoimmune?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

I've got something autoimmune. Still working on a diagnosis. Hoping it'll stay mild.

Mikkelsen Harbour, Antarctica Feb 2018

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Love the pose in the last one!

Fur Seals of Mikkelsen Harbour, Antarctica Feb 2018 These guys are cute as can be.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Seals=dog mermaids.

Procrastination is an awesome thing.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Putting the "pro" in procrastinator.

Any Kevin Smith fans here?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Yes,so Happy to hear he's OK. Love his movies.

Same-sex dating after abusive relationship?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

You need to get yourself into a healthy frame of mind. I've had similar issues with past relationships. Once I realized that I am the common factor,I set out to get better. Go get a professional to help you. You matter, your needs and feelings matter and the most important thing is that YOU realize that fact and treat yourself accordingly. Good luck and happy travels .

Does unconditional love exist?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Yes I think it exists, no I don't think it's just one kind of love,also I think it's very,very rare.

Say it with me....

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Clever!

A spotted salamander, a Jefferson's salamander and an Eastern newt, just 3 of the 41 salamanders I ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Neat newts!

I’m having an ok day. Not this vetrinarian. ;)

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Tough day at work!

Dogma - Full Movie HD 1080p - YouTube

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Thanks for the link! 20 years later and I still cry at the end. I guess I'm going to be a sap forever.

I heard a commercial for a church today and it brought up an interesting problem.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Not unusual in any organization. There is a stigma and assumption that the parents must have done something wrong/be doing something wrong to have an abnormal child. Ugh.

It's Monday. People suck...I need funnies

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

3D printed them?

I think the real reason men don't lactate is because we would just be irresponsible and squirt each ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

I hate to burst your bubble but yes, women do this.

Wrong number

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Me too!

Have any of you tried Hibiscus tea?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

I have some leggy hibiscus in my front yard. Any idea how I'd go about harvesting it?

Me: You know.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Ouch. I'm going with "your friend has issues".

Time to stop screwing around!

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 26, 2018:

So your father has ze loose screws. Tell me more....*leans forward in therapist chair*

Talk about putting your business on the street.... (OP: [facebook.com] )

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Dick move.

I have to be at sex work at 1 pm tomorrow.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Who ate my sex bagel is also useful for that office mate who steals lunches.

Dating (this site and others)

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Kindness and humor are my two biggest draws. I read what someone has written and how they've replied to others.

Dating (this site and others)

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Kindness and humor are my two biggest draws. I read what someone has written and how they've replied to others.

Where do ladies love to be taken for a first date?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Have you asked her what she likes? One woman may like coffee shops, another may like parks etc.

Other Atheist healthcare worker's?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

There's a healthcare group for people who work in that field and such. You can find it under groups.

What do you think of Groups, so far?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

You know I'm enjoying them. Particularly the memes. I sometimes feel I have to go hunting for posts outside of my subscriptions though.

Interesting read on GMO corn and health. [t.co]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Thanks

The best way to lose a fight, is to fight fair....

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Duly noted

Hello tribe! I saw this online and thought it fit this group.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Oh yes.

Well, they're sorta memes? Thought it was cool, anyway, hope y'all do too! [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

https://youtu.be/WsTn7KtSrdM One of my favorite YouTube videos.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

False dichotomy. Both!

What's the best example you have of persuading someone?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Let me know when you find out. I generally bombard people with facts and statistics . My success rate is pretty dismal though. Maybe once in 200 conversations will I change someones mind.

Have you been successful in dating using this app/website?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Nope. Then again I haven't been successful using any others either. The company here is much better though. :)

There is nothing worse than a limp hand shake, is there?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

All about fist bumps. They're more hygienic as well.

WWYD?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Yes as that would be me.

Have you ever been accused of being a cannibal?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Soulless asshole but that may just be my personality. :)

This is one of my favorite poems of all time and I thought to share it with you.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

I love this.

Headline in an Irish newspaper. " Cork man drowns " His name was Bob

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

That's awful but hilarious but awful...

Someone posted something similar to this a while ago; couldn't find it.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

More cat humor....sort of. Poor Aussie!

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Australia would be the planets balls...

In case you forgot, after a night of drinking.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

I'll be doing this later in honor of some folks on here. ;) Any excuse will do, I suppose.

Wooden Leg Smith An elderly man went to his friend's house to have a little chitchat.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

I love this scene in Mary Poppins!

I know a great lightbulb joke but it might be a little too bad taste for this group.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Well now I really want to hear it.

My apologies if any of these are reposts.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Lovely

Here's a batch of wrong.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Beautifully twisted

Living in the south be like....

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Still tastier than vegan hot dogs.

I posted earlier in the week about my beloved Lab "Jake" taking his last walk, and I am positive ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Have an internet hug. It sounds like Jake had a great life and that's the best we can do for those we love.

This one is for all the pro-life people on here.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

When I say no one should be forced to parent,I mean men or women. In an ideal world women would automatically have the support they need to raise their children and men would not be forced into parenthood either. Plenty of men choose not to parent their child, though they find themselves responsible for child support. Let's be real here though. Men have the option to pay and forget about the rest. Men are not putting their lives and health on the line just to bring a pregnancy to term. Men are not penalized at work for having a family.

I don't know why..... but I will.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Awww

Liberated and waiting?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

I ask men out. The ones who have a problem with it self select out of my life. It's a handy mechanism .

The real reason I'm awake right now.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Yes! Who knew short little corgi legs could take up so much space?

For the handful of christians floating around here

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

I'm sorry you had to witness that. It must have been extremely traumatic.

Can we start a thread of space and astronomy memes?

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Here ya go

Will never look at celery the same way again..

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I'll never get that out of my brain now.

Hey everyone! I'm new to being an Atheist/Agnostic.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I hear you on the solo bathroom trips! Welcome fellow Target addict. :)

Mount Rainier's Glaciers Retreating, Likely At Fastest Rate Ever Seen In Summer's Heat | KNKX

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 24, 2018:

The environment is degrading very quickly,it seems. Truly alarming.

Come join the Women's Empowerment Group and Roar! g:72 [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Love it! Thanks for making this group.

And I was never asked to bake for the office Christmas party again!

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Bahhahahaja

I really like this group.

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 24, 2018:

It's great,isn't it? :)

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Laughing like a loon. Good one.