The governor signed the paperwork for certain staff and teachers to carry guns in school.

Adorkable comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Hmm, I have a lot of concerns with this, but I do support it. My main question is why arm staff when we have trained resource officers and police? Why not double down security? I think teachers should teach, and police should protect. It's sad we have come to a point of having to arm educators ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

Teachers aren't trained gun proffesionals. Even cops have a really poor record of hitting what they're aiming for and they spend significant portions of their time training. What teacher is going to have the time to teach,make up course plans,grade papers, see to administrative requirements, keep up with parent\teacher conferences AND spend time at the gun range? That's insane. Also normalising an even more prison like atmosphere in public schools is truly undesirable. Kids are already more stressed and anxious than ever before. We've all seen the videos of teachers snapping and abusing kids,even knowing they're on camera the whole time. What happens when that teacher,who is past their limit,has a loaded gun RIGHT THERE?

@admin our favorite toy is broken.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Well, this way everyone can catch up on all my "back" posts! There's only about 50,000 of them!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

Lol can't get into your FB posts. Its got a paywall or something.

@admin our favorite toy is broken.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Anybody want to start a snark thread to entertain ourselves in the meantime?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

@phxbillcee why is it socially unacceptable to wear my pajamas in public? They're comfy, they're cute and everthings covered.

@admin our favorite toy is broken.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Links, comments & replies seem unaffected, just photos/memes are kaput, & not just in this "group" so I can't trot out my latest conspiracy theory! I've contacted Admin, also.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

@RavenCT I know :(

I finally made it to level 8! I'm officially a Super Member (snort).

Rugglesby comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Sorry, I got the last heat vision. Love the meme.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

@EricTrommater ah so he got the heat vision, Bill got the xray vision. If my superpower turns out to be talking to fish, I'm going to be very irate.

For the GoT fans among us.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 26, 2018:

I'm surprised bill hasn't come in here to make a comment about the size of the loins being girded...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

@KKGator he'll be pleased at your estimation, I suspect

Am I in trouble or someg? I can't post any memes. Everyg I try to post says "undefined".

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Me too. We've all been very,very bad it seems.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

@EricTrommater may have been the blow up sheep that put me over the top. ;p

Am I in trouble or someg? I can't post any memes. Everyg I try to post says "undefined".

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Me too. We've all been very,very bad it seems.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

@Jnei well you're definitely less offensive than us memers! :)

‘I wasn’t protected at all’: why women are made vulnerable by zero-hours contracts ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Yes. This is huge. One of the reasons a guaranteed income would be of particular benefit to women.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

@Jnei. I am hopeful as well. Maybe its too optimistic of me but I love the idea of everyone being financially able to follow their bliss and be free from coercion. I honestly think that with a correctly implemented system you'd see a creative renaissance and leaps in workers rights.

Beauty exists in the eye of the beholder, as the Aphorism goes.

NicThePoet comments on Mar 25, 2018:

One of these days we'll just be able to live our fucking lives without having to explain ourselves. *insert eye roll here* Please also see the attached photo for future reference should this question come up again.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

@Etre uh no. You definitely are.

Beauty exists in the eye of the beholder, as the Aphorism goes.

NicThePoet comments on Mar 25, 2018:

One of these days we'll just be able to live our fucking lives without having to explain ourselves. *insert eye roll here* Please also see the attached photo for future reference should this question come up again.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

@Etre you're an idiot.

Oblivious dude is oblivious.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2018:

He won't be makin' another baby anytime soon!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

If he's that dumb she's doing the gene pool a favor!

Dog memes

Insectra comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Every month.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

Oh yes

Another victim of Axl Rose and Applebees...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Well, we know that's not Eric for so many reasons!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

He wouldn't be caught dead in those sandals?

Not really funny... But a good way to start your Monday...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Sounds like a line a clever man who is not well endowed might use on a date...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

@RavenCT blindbird ruins everything

I've been told I bear a striking resemblance to Chris Farley.....

Insectra comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Straight from the "WTF?" file.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

@EricTrommater welcome to my life. I feel silly 900% of the time.

Alright. Lets do this. As an aside. Whhhhyyyy does the superman g exist. I just...no.

RavenCT comments on Mar 26, 2018:

Also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B94lP-fZyLk

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

Gene wilder was a treasure.

Alright. Lets do this. As an aside. Whhhhyyyy does the superman g exist. I just...no.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 26, 2018:

@Blindbird, ewe ought to be ashamed of yourself!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 26, 2018:

Oh I am . I am such a baaaaaaad girl.

I've been told I bear a striking resemblance to Chris Farley.....

Insectra comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Straight from the "WTF?" file.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@EricTrommater whats not to understand? It's a chip marketed to possums.

It's almost time for night-lighting, baiting, sweep netting, rearing and all the other kinda of fun ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I hate everything & everybody, so I'm on solid ground!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

SOMEBODY needs a hug.

Sorry, political

KKGator comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Never apologize for taking a shot at Cheeto VonTweeto! It's your patriotic duty.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

That it is!

Hate to break it to you, Buddy...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Should say, "You're not gonna get in my pants if you're human."

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@EricTrommater lol. Thats an odd number!

I finally made it to level 8! I'm officially a Super Member (snort).

LeighShelton comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Welcome to the dark side

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Dork side

Myakka state park is just down the road from us. The bees were very co-operative.

Katastrophe1969 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

National flower of Scotland (pain in the arse weed in the rest of the world). Place looks amazing!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

It's pretty darn great. We saw half a dozen alligators sunning themselves too(one twelve footer,I think) but those photos weren't good.

Have you ever carpooled with a co-worker? Share your experience.

icolan comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I prefer to live close enough to work that it is not an issue. I currently live about 2 miles from work and can make it in under 15 minutes, unless I run across a school bus.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@atheist boss still be like "you coming in,right?"

Help please.

FurNFeatherMama comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I’m surprised she’s not going into DT’s by now...I’d think she’d be getting really sick if she’s been cold-turkey sober for just 3 days. I’d just have a list of rehab facilities and support groups ready if and when she needs them. Best of luck to her.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@FurNFeatherMama. Thanks.

Musings of a conflicted feminist.

Beansdad comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Honest compromise is the only solution....There are men ( and women, as well ) that insist on having their way without considering their partner's feelings/needs... Terrible foundation for a relationship. And long as there is a willingness, on BOTH sides, to make honest compromise, the relationship ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Man sometimes all I see around me is partners being super jealous and controlling. The worst part is everyone seems to think that is a sign of how much they care. Like "if it doesn't bother you that I interact socially with people of the opposite sex, you must not love me".(this was a thing actually said to me by my last partner) Its really pervasive.

Hate to break it to you, Buddy...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Should say, "You're not gonna get in my pants if you're human."

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Are we back to talking about blow up sheep?

[youtu.be]. A little Elvis Costello.

Fearlessfreep comments on Mar 25, 2018:

What was the first cut you posted? I'll search for it:)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@Fearlessfreep. I went through a period in my early twenties where I looooved his stuff and anything like it. College days. :)

This is getting out of hand.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Fuck on the Truck???

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

RuPaul on A U-Haul ,silly.

[youtu.be] Long but damn good. More John Butler Trio

Stevil comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Its the costumes and all the glam that make you think this is so good. I hate that he has my beard from 15 years ago! Thank you! Will look for more of these guys.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Looool.

Help please.

FurNFeatherMama comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I’m surprised she’s not going into DT’s by now...I’d think she’d be getting really sick if she’s been cold-turkey sober for just 3 days. I’d just have a list of rehab facilities and support groups ready if and when she needs them. Best of luck to her.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Thank you. I'm really afraid I'll say or do the wrong thing

Payback's hell!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I bet @Blindbird can't wait!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

You'd be right!

Payback's hell!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I bet @Blindbird can't wait!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

You'd be right!

And now for something completely different.

Fearlessfreep comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Where's Perry?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

;)https://youtu.be/bVPd6hf-Nlw

Myakka state park is just down the road from us. The bees were very co-operative.

AMGT comments on Mar 25, 2018:

That tree lined road.. you do have a good eye, I agree.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Thanks!

[youtu.be]. A little Elvis Costello.

Fearlessfreep comments on Mar 25, 2018:

What was the first cut you posted? I'll search for it:)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Same one I reposted in the comments. Thanks though.

CW: Post contains pregnant baseball reference....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

So wrong, everyone knows a coat hanger is the way to be efficient!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee says the dude with the junk obsession.

What a bunch of turd-les. I feel like we're gonna get a lot of use out of the last one.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The third one seems like it fits in so many situations, too!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee \0/ I dont make em I just share em

Speaking of poop.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Good job on the tough love. Don't you think its a little ironic coming from a man named jesus though?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@EricTrommater Jesus aint nothing but trouble. Coming and going!

I'm only 65 atheist points away from gaining my superpowers..... So here's an obligatory cock pic.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I can't believe @phxbillcee passed up an opportunity to discuss your junk.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee. See. What did I just say?

If I were also physically attractive it would just be unfair.....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Aww you're an adorable blondie bear.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee @EricTrommater

CW: Post contains pregnant baseball reference....

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@EricTrommater. Fair enough but still ??

It's all fun and games until the Michelin Tire man gets you pregnant.

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

https://youtu.be/J1c2KzJbcGA

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@RavenCT what? Dance along. Embrace the silliness, my friend.

Cuz baby you're a firework.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Let alone the dynamite up his ass!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Aww. She wanted to give him one last bang.

CW: Post contains pregnant baseball reference....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

So wrong, everyone knows a coat hanger is the way to be efficient!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

?

Flat-Earther Blasts Himself into the Sky on Homemade Rocket (and He Survives)... [livescience.com]

RavenCT comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Flat Earther using science - I think that's an oxymoron?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Well the flat earther is definitely a moron.

Beauty exists in the eye of the beholder, as the Aphorism goes.

gloriadeb comments on Mar 25, 2018:

It makes me feel good. It takes about a minute for me. BTW, I also wear a bra. Is that OK?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Lol

Beauty exists in the eye of the beholder, as the Aphorism goes.

memorylikeasieve comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Your loss, pal. As a lot of people already stated, most women (not 'females,' what are you, a Ferengi?) wear makeup because /we/ like it. Some dude's lofty dismissal of such isn't going to change anyone's mind. Furthermore, maybe some of us wear it because we are ugly and would rather not be ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Ferengi, lol

Now Registering Animal abusers

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I'm conflicted about this. On one hand I'm all for keeping cruel people away from animals,small children etc. On the other hand I suspect this will be just one more way to pull people into the system where they lose their rights, are bled dry financially by parole officers and such and leave them ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@btroje sadly true.

Myakka state park is just down the road from us. The bees were very co-operative.

Leutrelle comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Tou have a good eye.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Thank you.

Kids Say the Darndest Things.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 25, 2018:

And that is why I like kids

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@EricTrommater they're super destructive.

The voice in my head is a bit of an introvert.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Your anxiety is probably correct!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@EricTrommater you're gonna get him all excited.

Beauty exists in the eye of the beholder, as the Aphorism goes.

Jnei comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Of course, a lot of women who wear make-up might just be doing so because they happen to like it.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@Crimson67 thank you. Not everything women do is for the male benefit nor are we required to explain ourselves to you.

Kids Say the Darndest Things.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 25, 2018:

And that is why I like kids

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee they're gamey.

Hey, at least it's chocolate milk.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

Depends on what kind of brownies those are!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

One should never use the words depends and brownies in the same sentence.

Why I don't diet

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

True story!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Felt so strongly,ya said it twice!

Ha!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2018:

@Duke, you throw the best parties!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Right? I nominate Duke to host the next agnostics get together!

Off the signs of babes.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The look on his face while he's holding that sign is priceless.....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

That kid is so done with grown ups nonsense!

My kind of protester...

Jameson comments on Mar 25, 2018:

No cake I'm out!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

This is one of those sentences that changes with punctuation. "No,cake, I'm out. Or no cake? I'm out. . .

Musings of a conflicted feminist.

BuddyBoy comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The less selfish you are, the more beauty you'll find in others and in return they will find in you. Who we date is often a reflection of ourselves. Whether or not we're honest enough to admit it. Look for the good in people and don't assume the bad. Try not to look for accuses (like being a ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@BuddyBoy Where do you get the idea I'm blaming the world? "Waaaaa a woman has a thought I don't agree with! Time to accuse her of being unreasonable!!!" I flatly stated that I dont know whether its something I learned or something thats universal. Quite frankly I think this "take my advice or shut up" obnoxious and paternalistic AF

Musings of a conflicted feminist.

SJL14 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

P.s. is Buddy Boy 12?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@BuddyBoy who are you people?!!!

More funny from the FB keto group.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The person receiving the text of the S&M camel seems a bit judgemental to me.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Right? Thats a gift right there.

Now Registering Animal abusers

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I'm conflicted about this. On one hand I'm all for keeping cruel people away from animals,small children etc. On the other hand I suspect this will be just one more way to pull people into the system where they lose their rights, are bled dry financially by parole officers and such and leave them ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@btroje yeah but what constitutes abuse, legally? Are we going to end up with situations analogous to moms being jailed for letting their kids walk to school alone? Keep in mind the tendancy of authorities and public opinion to deeply intrude on personal liberty. There's a bigger picture here, in which basic,normal human behaviour is being systematically demonized.

Musings of a conflicted feminist.

SJL14 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

P.s. is Buddy Boy 12?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

What do you mean?

Musings of a conflicted feminist.

Jnei comments on Mar 25, 2018:

This is reminding me of bell hooks again, and her argument that society conditions men to be "go-getting" and primarily concerned with their own performance and women to be passive and primarily concerned with being liked, leading to the situation that most women cannot find happiness in ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Yes. I find that when I get "go get 'em" everyone becomes a critic. "You spend more time at work than with your kids", "why do you have to be so pushy", "you catch more flies with honey than vinegar". All for simply behaving the exact same way my male colleagues do. Because I'm female this is seen as a problem. I've seriously considered trying to pass as a man and see how I'd be treated.

Musings of a conflicted feminist.

BuddyBoy comments on Mar 25, 2018:

The less selfish you are, the more beauty you'll find in others and in return they will find in you. Who we date is often a reflection of ourselves. Whether or not we're honest enough to admit it. Look for the good in people and don't assume the bad. Try not to look for accuses (like being a ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Nope. Gonna stop you right there. I absolutely find and celebrate the beauty in those around me. That does not change the dynamics of relationships or make the men I meet any less controlling. I refuse to give up my voice or goals in the name of being nice. You're selfish! Is the battle cry of men who don't like women to have their own views and goals imo.Fuck that noise.

How biased is your news source? You probably won’t agree with this chart - MarketWatch

TingleMuffin comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I've seen that before, it's interesting. I only really actively pursue npr and aljazera a little. The only news show I really love is Last Week Tonight with John Oliver and that's part comedy, but I love the info.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@TingleMuffin lol. Your username

Have you ever had a frenemy?

skado comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I’m agnostic about the existance of enemies.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Good answer.

Musings of a conflicted feminist.

kmdskit3 comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I guess I'm going thru something similar. Maybe if I tell you what I'm going thru that can be a comment on what you've said. I kind of have the masculine version of what a lot of women have. They seek out the attention and approval of men; daddy issues, and I seek out the attention and approval of ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Not at all. Thanks for sharing your experience.

What gives your life meaning? What keeps you going?

Jesse comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Spite and good cannabis

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Lol! Honest and succinct.

How biased is your news source? You probably won’t agree with this chart - MarketWatch

TingleMuffin comments on Mar 25, 2018:

I've seen that before, it's interesting. I only really actively pursue npr and aljazera a little. The only news show I really love is Last Week Tonight with John Oliver and that's part comedy, but I love the info.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

@El-loco that happens with new member posts once you reach a certain level.

Describe a time in your life when you thought: "something needs to change before I suffocate."

Kreig comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I have at times thought, "Someone needs to suffocate before I change". ;)

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 25, 2018:

Oh yes

Musings of a conflicted feminist.

Nottheonlyone comments on Mar 24, 2018:

No. You are perfect just the way you are. Any man that would cage a blindbird simply isn't what you want. And to compromise that would be to give too much. Patience. That's all. I need to learn it, too.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

(L)

Off the signs of babes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Oh, f'n' snap!!!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@phxbillcee be my guest.

[youtu.be]

BeeHappy comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I have seen other videos he's done. He's funny!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Yeah he is.

Anyone else get really irritated with the stupid stuff family posts on facebook

Aralt comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I have a FB account. I don't post anything. The only use of it is when my friends want to say happy birthday to me. Basically, my FB is a birthday calendar, that's all :P

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Lol. Ive got a couple friends like that.

March For Life? (Stop Gun Violence)

Potsandpans comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Kids should feel and be safe at schools. I'm not in the arming teachers camp, we can't even trust them to not rape the students. When a cop shoots someone, we blame the cop When a drunk kills someone in a car crash, we blam the drunk When someone does something good, we credit the person ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@Potsandpans no I do not in fact. The fact that you are actually arguing that swords or clubs are as destructive as semi automatic weapons tells me you're either entirely full of shit,a complete idiot or both. Either way,talking to you is an utter waste of time.Buh bye

Erm

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I feel so much better about the hours I previously thought I wasted...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

In the words of @ashortbeauty "lol,dork".

How do you make friends? Do you randomly talk to anyone, or are you selective?

Doug_in_Colorado comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Unfortunately my technique as a 6 year old doesn’t go over very well anymore. “Hello, do you want to be friends”? ?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Why not? Seems straightforward to me.

March For Life? (Stop Gun Violence)

Potsandpans comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Kids should feel and be safe at schools. I'm not in the arming teachers camp, we can't even trust them to not rape the students. When a cop shoots someone, we blame the cop When a drunk kills someone in a car crash, we blam the drunk When someone does something good, we credit the person ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@Potsandpans thats disingenious AF. You can take out 50 people with semi-automatic weapons in same time it would take to kill one person with a sword or staff. There is no reason anyone needs those kinds of weapons. If the government wants you dead,they'll just bomb you. Practically that is a completely nonsensical argument.

[mcsweeneys.net]

SACatWalker comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Whew! I thought you were having a stroke.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

No I'm always this odd

Are you breaking the law??

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

What is this "oral sex" you speak of?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@EricTrommater that....thats just sad.

Not really a classical music person but the puns are exquisite.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Fortissimo!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@phxbillcee are you sobering my questioniety sir?

Does My Dog Miss Me When I'm Gone? Or Do They Forget About Me?

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Aww. Maybe you should get your pup a pup of its own?

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@ScienceBiker its like pupapalooza! So much cute.

Message to the objective realist: I know people who think the world is 6000 years old, and they ...

KKGator comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Anyone who believes the Earth is only 6,000 years old, based on "objective evidence", doesn't understand what "objective" or "evidence" mean.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Yep.

Hello World! New to the site.

Donotbelieve comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I'm not a nerd, but welcome anyway!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@Donotbelieve can confirm is contagious. I caught it from my niece.

Kill me now

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

For an extra $20.00 they make balloon animals.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Using your intestines?

March For Life? (Stop Gun Violence)

Potsandpans comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Kids should feel and be safe at schools. I'm not in the arming teachers camp, we can't even trust them to not rape the students. When a cop shoots someone, we blame the cop When a drunk kills someone in a car crash, we blam the drunk When someone does something good, we credit the person ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

I think Ozzie said it best.

March For Life? (Stop Gun Violence)

Potsandpans comments on Mar 24, 2018:

When I was in school, most guys carried a knife and there were several trucks in the parking lot with rifles on the rack in the back window. We are more accepting than ever befor and, compared to when I went to school, there is a lot less bullying. I want to know what has changed about the ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@Potsandpans I am laying the extreme economic pressure, the hysteria over the "collapse of the social order" brought about by right wing scare tactics, the continued easy access to weapons meant for killing numerous people quickly and the paucity of our public education SQUARELY at the foot of the GOP and the Democrats who followed along for campaign funds.

Pun-ishment!

Doug_in_Colorado comments on Mar 24, 2018:

These are hysterical. But what is even funnier is that if I post these, I am a creepy, perverted old man. However when a girl posts them, it is kinda hot. The fact that I AM a creepy, perverted old man has nothing to do with it...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Hey Bud. I am a creepy,perverted woman, thank you very much.

Pun-ishment!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Punny!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Indeed

Not really a classical music person but the puns are exquisite.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Fortissimo!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

I SAID I'M NOT REALLY A CLASSICAL MUSIC PERSON BUT THE PUNS ARE EXQUISITE. -note I typed this in all caps but the comments system ruined my joke- :(

Sarasota March for our Lives.

Deb57 comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Thank you for marching!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Thank you.

March For Life? (Stop Gun Violence)

Potsandpans comments on Mar 24, 2018:

When I was in school, most guys carried a knife and there were several trucks in the parking lot with rifles on the rack in the back window. We are more accepting than ever befor and, compared to when I went to school, there is a lot less bullying. I want to know what has changed about the ...

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

At a guess? 40 years of GOP policy,insanely high stress levels and parents who work 50-70 hours a week just to pay bills and don't have the time and energy to care for their kids. We live in a society that is toxic to us, in so many ways.

Are mental issues not contextual?

SACatWalker comments on Mar 24, 2018:

My best fall back is: everything is to a degree. Measuring, compare & contrasting, categorizing is our scientific method of making sense and putting things into perspective. It's all good.

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@Plainjane even the contextual illnesses are based in physiology. Your thoughts and feelings all come from processes in your brain. Changing the processes changes how you feel. The difficulty lies in working out what you need to address those issues.

[goo.gl] Dang you, endlessly entertaining internet!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2018:

And yet you were awake at 1:47 a.m. looking at them.....

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

I know. I was almost late for the protest. :(

[youtu.be] Feeling melancholy.

AmiSue comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Haven't listened to her before. Pretty good!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@AmiSue yep. Got up and got my butt moving! Thank you.

Mallards

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 24, 2018:

You should come visit Sarasota. There are half a dozen places in town great for birding!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

@Insectra oh yes. St Augustine is wonderful! Happy birding!

[youtu.be] Feeling melancholy.

AmiSue comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Haven't listened to her before. Pretty good!

OpposingOpposum replies on Mar 24, 2018:

Isnt she good?