🤭🤭🤭 WTH?

PondartIncbendog comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Mating. But he's got the wrong end.

I'm going to vote a great big No.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Beautiful!

31 white supremacists arrested in Idaho where they were waiting in the back of a rental van wearing ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Jun 11, 2022:

Maybe they were the paid dancers?

Trump Eyes A Run Against Ron DeSantis For Florida Governor [rollingstone.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jun 12, 2022:

Then, we cut Florida off of the country and push it out to sea?

Iowa graveyard not happy over gravestone with hidden message.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Hahahaha, still a joker after death...

Just curious what most others think.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jun 16, 2022:

I have blocked everyone. Is anybody there?

Portland, Oregon, June 18, 2022, 58’ F and POURING rain.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jun 19, 2022:

Yeah. Great. If I don't see blue skys and maybe the sun soon I'm gonna go crazy.

Well I'm not happy!!!! I just found out that some functions of my smart car "expire" after the ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Jun 23, 2022:

I think I'll buy a 63 impala.

Who else rocked out in a room like this, even if it wasn't yours?

PondartIncbendog comments on Jun 25, 2022:

Far out.

Supreme Court rejects Christian hate group's case over 'hate group' label

PondartIncbendog comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Well, I bet they hate that.

If you see this nut, hide your condiments.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 10, 2022:

Since there is no comma after President, I assume the former president's title is President Senile.

I have been plagued with mice for about a week or so for the first time in a very long time.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 15, 2022:

I live in the sticks. If I don't find a mouse, a vole, a mole or a rat in the garage, I'll start to worry. The raccoon in the garage should be doing his job.

Some of you will have to drink this and describe to me how it tastes seeing that I don't drink.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Sheep peanuts?

You know you're living in a rural area when (this was posted on a road on Lopez):

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 27, 2022:

Cow: "Get out of the car and put your hoofs on the roofs!

Kitty is focused on hunting through the screen door.

PondartIncbendog comments on Aug 3, 2022:

I wish we had little lizards here. All we get is half foot long slugs.

She’s fine!

PondartIncbendog comments on Aug 5, 2022:

There's a friendly girl...

I love this song I just discovered last night. Loving Caliber - Homesick [youtu.be]

PondartIncbendog comments on Aug 11, 2022:

That picture reminds me of walking to school and having these goddamn geese trying to eat me.

Tommy Campbell [youtu.be]

PondartIncbendog comments on Aug 13, 2022:

I'm confused. I don't know whether I'm embarrassed or amused at MTG.

I going to order in bulk, anyone want to get in on the volume discount?

PondartIncbendog comments on Aug 14, 2022:

Do they have this in donut form?

Which blonde do you prefer?

PondartIncbendog comments on Aug 22, 2022:

Third one from the left.

[agnostic.com] Ashleylop899 Trying to sell jewelry.

PondartIncbendog comments on Aug 26, 2022:

"looking for aliens"

Devilish Danny DeVito Cartoon Sparks GOP Satanic Panic “Little Demon” stars Danny DeVito and ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Sep 9, 2022:

So, Danny DeVito and his wife are bringing Satan into the world? Ok,.

If at first you do not succeed, try and try again.

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 16, 2022:

Confucius says" Don't try to force yourself into square hole. You just get square belly." Or something like that.

It can't be too soon...

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 17, 2022:

"Was".

I thought mine were the only ones who did this…

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 22, 2022:

I thought they were cardboard box cats.

MSNBC - Jordan Klepper Returns With 'America Unfollows Democracy' [youtube.com]

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 1, 2022:

Gawd! How stupid can a person get before they can't feed themselves?

I realiy dig this video ...groovy! [youtu.be]

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 8, 2022:

Far out man.

Boebert wasn't even mentioned as a race to watch.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 9, 2022:

Bye Larry Bobo.

On the spur of the moment yesterday, I decided to try a “me version” of a Caldo De Siete Mares ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 10, 2022:

Since I don't eat crab or shellfish, that looks like alien food.

So Putin the Putrid has decided to lob bombs at Poland.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Owwwww!!!!!!

The towels in my cabinet are a 1, at the hot tub they are a two. What's your choice?

PondartIncbendog comments on Dec 10, 2022:

I still do 2 as I was taught in BT. Otherwise I just throw them in the clean corner.

There are a lot of ways that can be used to shine your car.

PondartIncbendog comments on Dec 13, 2022:

To set yer ring gap properly ya need a feeler and a grinder. ?

There are a lot of ways that can be used to shine your car.

PondartIncbendog comments on Dec 13, 2022:

To tighten yer lug nuts, ya need nuts and lugs.

Perfect send off for this year.

PondartIncbendog comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Flake in a cake?

Dream big, you CAN be a twink and dress (mostly) like a bear

PondartIncbendog comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Do I have to burn my red flannel?

This has so many levels of oops, I did it again.

PondartIncbendog comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Why would anybody want pancake mix ,,,,,,,,,never mind.......

Happy New Year, ya heathens!

PondartIncbendog comments on Jan 1, 2023:

AAAARRRGGGG !

Being reminded of Bowie's birthday, I thought to post this live outing with Anne Lennox and Queen.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jan 9, 2023:

A strange duck.

[bbc.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jan 17, 2023:

Did ya know there are strings in a piano?

I call this art, android colonoscopy. What do ya think... and a few more untitled.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jan 18, 2023:

Eh, what the hell is that?

I knew a lot of people that hated those surprise tests.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jan 22, 2023:

"We need you to take this call. You're the only one who can do it. Btw, what do you think about random drug testing"? Me; Go blow it up your ass....

[tiktok.

PondartIncbendog comments on Feb 11, 2023:

Did they take you home afterwards?

Late Night with Seth Meyers - Biden Orders UFOs Shot Down, MTG Says Spy Balloon Could've Been a ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Yep, I told ya. Its little green men in a big white balloon now. Whadda we gonna do Cleetus?

One of Trumpty Dumpty's toadies has been caught with her knickers down: [abc.net.au]

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 9, 2023:

Oh darn. I thought you meant literally.

Well, It's Official: I'm a Panhandler Now

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 14, 2023:

Did it Paul. Hope you're doing better. Don't be afraid to ask for help when you need it. I learned that as I became ill and have to take care of myself. That's what friends are for.

I think the main difference is that one is "see ya later," and the other one is "after while"...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 17, 2023:

Yeah. BTW, you can tell the difference by getting real close and listening. Crocks, unlike alligators wisper.

I bought a thesaurus in a charity shop and when I got it home I found that all the pages were blank.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 17, 2023:

I thought all the thesaurus's were killed 65 million years ago?

Galoshes - rubber over boots, me and my schoolmates had something similar to these.

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 17, 2023:

I'm pretty sure galoshes are a type of casserole.

Laura Ingraham claims Democrats want to put Fox News viewers in a ‘camp’ | The Independent

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 22, 2023:

Actually, I do want them put in a camp. I'm thinking a girl scout camp.

Missouri man arrested for holding gun to grocery store worker’s throat while demanding steaks | ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 22, 2023:

I'd do it for a donut. Probably not a steak.

Today is my birthday!

PondartIncbendog comments on May 4, 2023:

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to TheoryNumber3, oh screw it.

Brain Damaged Gun Rights Texan Repugs

PondartIncbendog comments on May 21, 2023:

Mental health is certainly lacking in Texas. More guns!

Nom, nom, nom...

PondartIncbendog comments on May 26, 2023:

No one can hear you scream in AGHHHHHG!

As many of you know, i grew up in the swamps of southwest Louisiana, Cajun Country.

PondartIncbendog comments on May 30, 2023:

Loosy ana?

Walking Sharks That Can Leave The Water Discovered In Indo-Australian Archipelago

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Oh sure. They are telling us they aren't a threat yet. But when they start walking we are up shit creek. I keep tell ya, Giant Lobsters are next.

Dennis Prager: America is not a racist nation

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Dennis Prager? From Idiotuniversity.com?

🎶 🎞 [instagram.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Almost looks sexy. As if I remember what that means........

What are you missing? [youtube.com]

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 8, 2020:

My car keys. Then maybe I could find my car. If I have one.

Feeling kind of lonely tonight.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Elvis Presley - Are You Lonesome Tonight w/lyrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cS5aCozhcA

Any body feeling more tolerant or less tolerant of religion after the last 6 months?

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Grrrrr,,,,,,,,,grrrr,,,,,,,GRRRRRR!!!

I'm running for president too.. Vote blue!! Cutiebeauty 2020!!

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 9, 2020:

I'll vote for ya. For an apple pie?

Your Boss Can Now Search Your Car | ucomm blog

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 10, 2020:

They can't search your car without your keys!

Why do most agnostics hate Trump?

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Are you a troll or just trying to be "different"?

When it comes to dating, if a man treats me badly (no matter how good looking they are, how rich ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 15, 2020:

I'm ugly, poor and have nothing but underwear.( But no t shirt yet). Will I do?

[newsweek.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 15, 2020:

Like a drug addict, there is nothing to do. Sometimes the only option is to let them fall all the way. Like letting the noose tighten slowly?

Who do YOU want the next President of the Un-united States to be?

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 16, 2020:

Ricky Gervais

Ohio veteran, 37, who went viral for refusing to wear a mask, died of COVID-19

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Lookout for the train. " What train"? "That isn't a train" Bang!

Words to live by in these trying times.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 17, 2020:

"Brought to you from the Hallmark Collection". "For 2020 College grads".

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🤣

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 19, 2020:

Is that a strawman argument?

Thoughts and prayers... ? [youtu.be]

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 20, 2020:

# SIGN OF SATAN!!

‘Black Lives Matter’ mural outside Trump Tower defaced again | Honolulu Star-Advertiser

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 20, 2020:

Well, the mural on the street is catching some loonys. No technology needed.

Suspect in shooting death of federal judge's son is found dead, believed to be attorney

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 21, 2020:

Something stinks.

Is touch important?

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 21, 2020:

Don't even try it. I don't know where you've been.

Reincarnation has always been a very interesting concept to me.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 21, 2020:

I don't think anything of it. Its not evidence driven. I would like unicorns to exist, but that would destroy reality.

Please come up with a song that kids listening to day won't understand.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 22, 2020:

In a Gadda DA vida?

Please come up with a song that kids listening to day won't understand.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 22, 2020:

Purple haze was in my brain? Lucy in the sky with diamonds?

Please come up with a song that kids listening to day won't understand.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 22, 2020:

I had too much to dream last night.

My comfort in Absurdism I used to be religious.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 22, 2020:

Glad to meet you . I am a Pessimistic Atheist. I am pessimistic about our survival as a species. Not too sure we should either.

Was human consciousness a mistake?

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 22, 2020:

I was kinda thinking of eating cheesecake in "heavan" That's heaven for heathens.

By what mechanisms does a nation that is sliding into fascism recover its democratic footing, other ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 22, 2020:

We're done. We have too many ignorant to restore the intelligence of the USA. They are proud of their ignorance. Sorry.

The Death of Expertise

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 22, 2020:

Just ordered that book. I saw it on the shelf of someone on the tube.

The Death of Expertise

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 22, 2020:

Sixteen year old boy got fired today. He said the protestors in MO that had the guns pointed at them deserved to be shot. Because of the "castle doctrine". I've had enough of him and his 30 year old mother. Welfare income to support three illegitimate kids. Three fathers and a heroin habit later? Now he is a law expert.

I'll bid you good night with a simple question:

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 22, 2020:

I drive about one hundred miles a month.

Good morning everyone! I developed an interest in evolutionary psychology while working through my ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 22, 2020:

https://www.amazon.com/Evolutionary-Intelligence-Anatomy-Human-Survival/dp/1413409547

Have you read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? What are your thoughts on it?

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 22, 2020:

I believe every word of it.

Lawyer Suspected Of Murdering A Federal Judge Was A Pro-Trump Fanatic

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 23, 2020:

Why do they have to say Pro-trump fanatic? We know if he is pro-trump he is a fanatic.

Is anyone else having weird dreams these days? [news.harvard.edu]

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 23, 2020:

Had a dream after Trump was elected. A bridge close to me was being blocked by uniformed guards taking people out of their cars.

Apartment owner tries to evict tenant after discovering they aren’t a vegetarian: ‘What gives ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 23, 2020:

WTF? What kind of fascist would do that?

Odd thought of the day: If dogs were bipedal they would probably burp out loud instead of vomming...

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 23, 2020:

Dogs do burp.

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS: OOOPS humour A guy goes to the supermarket and ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 23, 2020:

Best one in years.

Apartment owner tries to evict tenant after discovering they aren’t a vegetarian: ‘What gives ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 23, 2020:

In my state, Washington, the law states only in shared spaces can a tenant or landlord be evicted for a violation of contract. I would put this "contract" in the category of unenforceable.

Did Mary have an affair?

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 23, 2020:

No. Mary had a lamb.

Trump Will Eventually Disappear – AlFranken.com

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 23, 2020:

Maybe after he is cremated.

Trump Will Eventually Disappear – AlFranken.com

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 23, 2020:

And he won't be of any use until he is decomposing. Then we can grow something.

[rawstory.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 23, 2020:

Hahahahaha,,,,,,,,,!!

LOL. Trump's dementia test.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 23, 2020:

100, 93, 86, 7?

LOL. Trump's dementia test.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 23, 2020:

Oh no! Calling the demon.

[rawstory.

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 23, 2020:

Anything to calm the situation down.

Portland Federal Agents Accused of War Crimes for Destroying Medical Supplies

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 24, 2020:

Are road blocks next? And permission to go from county to county? And permits? Trump is trying to start a war. Be prepared. I don't think we can stop it now.

The Two Commandments...

PondartIncbendog comments on Jul 24, 2020:

He dropped the third one. Don't start religious shit. It won't end well.