Near death experience

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 4, 2020:

BTW, I was dead before I was born. It was real quiet.

Near death experience

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 4, 2020:

"Near death" means not dead. So is "near" death different?

Does relativity lie at the source of quantum exoticism?

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Does my dog listen to me when I talk to him? HUH?

Why all the hate?

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 4, 2020:

"incredulity toward the topic of religion" Word forms: creeds 1. COUNTABLE NOUN A creed is a set of beliefs, principles, or opinions that strongly influence the way people live or work. [formal] ...

Why all the hate?

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I also hate people who light other people on fire. I always have.

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PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I'm just gonna hot glue a food container on my face.

Why all the hate?

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Ok, lets talk about the "resentment" toward flying clowns. I hate the people who try to pass the laws to make us respect the flying clowns. I don't hate flying clowns. They don't exist and any logical adult knows that.

When I get desperate I might have to stop drinking coffee!

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 3, 2020:

You can also use bear fur, but make sure he's not wearing it.

If they're an essential business, they should be taxed like any other business.

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 3, 2020:

He just defined them as "business". So now they are going to pay taxes?

Is anyone else drinking way more than usual, and constantly surprised what day it is?

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 3, 2020:

I've been retired for twenty years. I never know what year it is.

We shouldn’t hate Christ as a person in spite of what his philosophy has done to humanity over the...

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 3, 2020:

"Hate" is a byproduct of fear. "Judging" is an act of self-defense.

We shouldn’t hate Christ as a person in spite of what his philosophy has done to humanity over the...

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Alright then. I'm going to write a book on a person who died three hundred years ago. I don't have the "internet" or library. There are no books to read and most were not permitted to read or didn't know how. Only the rich were permitted to own books. So, where do I get information on this person who died three hundred years ago?

Does anyone else notice the cabin fever that's revealing itself in some of these posts?

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 3, 2020:

NO! And don't mention it again or I'll come over there!! Uh,,,,,,sorry..........

Since so many are stressed these days.

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Japanese rap music!

Walmart Parking lot Encounter With my pharmacy bag in one hand and leaning on my cane, I must ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 2, 2020:

We are all "communists", some of us just don't know it.

Suicide is a TERRIBLE thing to do to the people who care about you.

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Cowardly? You are a heartless ignorant person. Guilt is not a learning tool.

Scenario: You're in the hospital with a terminal illness.

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 2, 2020:

"Everytime a person dies, it proves God is a myth".

Scenario: You're in the hospital with a terminal illness.

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 2, 2020:

I'd say, "I wouldn't be dieing of a terminal illness if that crap worked!"

Scenario: You're in the hospital with a terminal illness.

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Ask them to play a Richard Dawkins lecture as you are going. And pick a song to overplay. They can pray tomorrow. Stairway to Heaven is a good choice.

And here we have a candidate for a darwin award. [facebook.com]

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 2, 2020:

These are the future leaders of the World..............I'm glad I won't be here.

Chinese helping fight UK COVID 19 pandemic [m.facebook.com]

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 1, 2020:

There's a massive build up of stupid in the US. We have a incoming wave of idiots and dolts. The flooding is going to be biblical. And next, Dave in the news chopper,,,,,,,to you Dave...........Dave.............

Chinese helping fight UK COVID 19 pandemic [m.facebook.com]

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 1, 2020:

And in the USA, idiots are still fighting the truth!! Weather at five o clock. Back to you Bear....

Hat off to President Putin and the Russian people who have just sent a large plane full of much ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 1, 2020:

OH SHIT!! Zombies and giant spiders are here!! It must be mutations from the virus!!@!

Call it a weird thought, or what ever you like BUT, when this pandemic is finally over, done with ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 1, 2020:

"They" are ones who survived the "cleansing" of the world. "They" are chosen.

The dog was going ratty so we decided to practice a bit of social distancing at the beach.

PondartIncbendog comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Looks like the beach I live near. We can't drive on the beach, but we can walk on it. The tourists came two weeks ago and wiped out our stores. The mayor was pissed. So the beaches were closed. The temp is around 45 blowing wind and rain. Perfect!

I had a fun, online discussion with a guy I knew from very young years.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Ghosts don't like locked doors either.

Choir practice turns fatal. Coronavirus is to blame - Los Angeles Times

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 31, 2020:

So, if you are on hypertension drugs, you are over sixty five, you have heart failure, you have copd and you sing in a choir, you're dead? Hot damn, I'm safe. I don't sing.

If you need masks and you can't wait, order furnace filters with a MERV rating of at least 10.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 31, 2020:

For those of you who doubt this precaution, don't do it. Easy. The rest of you might research the material the masks are made out of and the specs. These are specifically aimed at virus's. Check the specs.

National Hug a G.I. Day

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 31, 2020:

Get away from me, I don't know where you've been!

Choir practice turns fatal. Coronavirus is to blame - Los Angeles Times

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 31, 2020:

IF, I were to sing in a choir, that would be a disaster in itself..........

Last week, somebody I know asked me what she could do about her loneliness, especially after being ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 31, 2020:

I solved my loneliness by learning how to hate people.

Florida Sheriff Issues Arrest Warrant For Pastor Who Refused To Cancel Services | The Daily Caller

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 30, 2020:

This is kind of a showdown between religion and common sense. The religious will die if the don't start listening to science and common sense.

Texas Roadhouse CEO giving up salary, bonus to pay workers during coronavirus outbreak | TheHill

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 30, 2020:

A great businessman. Rare today. He is investing in the future.

F1 Mercedes team, in conjunction with University College, London have developed a breathing aid, to ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 29, 2020:

The German and the Brits coming to the aid of the USA.......how refreshing.

I have a great idea! Yes, I know that I have often have great ideas, but many people will actually ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 29, 2020:

I'm NOT cleaning my garage and you can't make me.

Friday was a beautiful day here.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Its been twenty days and twenty nights since I've seen the sun. I have moss. You have a sunburn....Oh goody......Too warm? How am I supposed to reach my back to get the moss off? THAT'S a problem,,,,,,,,,, And there's the slugs.....Have you seen our slugs? Goddam things are half a foot long! So, you come out of your house, slip on a goddam slug and knock the moss off your back and get a sunburn! NOW whadda do?

Dolly Parton says virus is 'lesson' from God: [msn.com]

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 29, 2020:

GOD, put Dolly Parton on this Earth to provide shade. I heard Dolly Parton fell on stage and never hit the floor. I bought one of Dolly Partons bras on Ebay. I made two deck umbrellas.

You get one throw for the father, son and holly ghost

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 29, 2020:

The holly ghost? They have ghosts too?

Did Trump Refer to His Mouth as a Musical Instrument ‘Hopefully’ Attached to the Brain?

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Oh no.....maybe a ding dong. That's about it.

Self quarantined because it makes sense but the hours and the days are running by and a little ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 29, 2020:

"I think I've got covid, but I don't know'', Where is the doctor, who looked at me,,,,and said, your screwed with a fever and then,,,, sorry. " "I don't know, why he said you'redead, but my familys fine and home in bed, Sometimes you have to, sacrifice yourself,,,,,,and put yourself on the shelf,,,,,,ta da da tadda ta da,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(to the tune of rainbow connection)

With all my worries of getting sick, this evening I have the beginning of chest congestion.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Stop smoking dat stuff......really, they are saying a fever and sweating are first, but that isn't a fact.

I've never met anyone that I agree with 100%.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 29, 2020:

I don't agree.......

They are attached! I can tell a difference, not sure how many others can.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Nice looking legs lady!

No, not everything has a reason.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

t/2 x v/m -(10.-*)=LP. Divided by the square root of the population of the earth. Sure, that's it.

Feeling superior?

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I like to let them build themselves up, "sure, ya right, I agree,,,,,,," then hit em with the stunner, "But no, none of that is true, and its silly." Let them get their tempo and arrogance built up and then stop the show quick. They won't know what to say.

As if the end of the world were not enough, I have to experience it with a case of poison ivy.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

The best cure is to walk naked covered in ferns at midnight. That's what I told the judge.

No, not everything has a reason.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

The transmission rate of the pathogen to susceptible hosts per infected host is β

They are attached! I can tell a difference, not sure how many others can.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Damn, you have a pair of nice anvils! How big are they?

As if the end of the world were not enough, I have to experience it with a case of poison ivy.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Warning.....Grinding up of people from another country is highly discouraged. It will do nothing for poison ivy.**

As if the end of the world were not enough, I have to experience it with a case of poison ivy.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Get spores from a fern, grind them up and apply. Old indian told me that. Or Italian, or maybe he was from Spain,,,,,,or ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,asia,,,,,or was that for spagatti sauce?

Finally, it looks like a jacket. Sewing while shut-in.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

What does the front of the inside look like?

Finally, it looks like a jacket. Sewing while shut-in.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

You have sun? Not for long.

Finally, it looks like a jacket. Sewing while shut-in.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I think I really like the inside out version. I'm not kidding. It looks kinda sixties? You have sun over there?

Another 4 am wake up.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I am the nite guard in the neighborhood, and I hate the job bad, searching the street for another bad guy tonight. (Glen Cambell)

Is it me or do insomniacs love cats?

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

No one else to talk to when I can't sleep, like tonight.

I know there are others here who are using their hobbies to occupy them while they’re “social ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Very nice. Is it Pine?

Is anyone else using their social distancing time to make changes (hopefully) positive in their ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I tried to quit smoking. After I broke both thumbs off and started on the pinkies, I thought I better quit that.

This could save our lives !!!

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

It doesn't cover the nose or eyes.

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PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I think there is something wrong with my eyes. I thought you said apple pie, not ppl die.

NASA Data Shows Something Leaking Out of Uranus

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 28, 2020:

That's not funny. And I didn't even look!

For those thrown into the novel situation of enforced/compulsory self isolation I have the following...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Eating on a "schedule" is probably not what animals should do. I can regulate my weight better if I don't think about it and eat when I'm hungry.

Another strange anomaly, the coronavirus is more fatal for men than women (so far)... [thehour.com]

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Oh Goody! Thank you very much. Aren't you just a beam of sunlight?

Congratulations America.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

We're all doomed.........

Colorado Pastor: I’m Ignoring All COVID-19 Safety Rules That Aren’t in the Bible | Hemant Mehta...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I'm laughing........I'm embarrassed.

Colorado Pastor: I’m Ignoring All COVID-19 Safety Rules That Aren’t in the Bible | Hemant Mehta...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

The stupid is loud~!!

I've just realized that my clumsy finger accidentally goes over other members' profile images and ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I've been violated? I think I'm mad! I think,,,,,,,,,,,

If there ie a God then why are people dying like this? Is it because God wants to meet you?!

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I doubt it. "God" thinks I'm an asshole.....

Teen in LA first to die after being denied treatment because he had no insurance. [gizmodo.com]

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Nice country ya got there. Oh shit, I'm in the US? I'm screwed too!

Why is the loss of a fur baby so hard?

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

This is Buddy, my first Cat. He was seventeen. I lost him ten years ago.

Why is the loss of a fur baby so hard?

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I had to put one down last week. So sorry,,,,,,,,,I miss having him sleep on my shoulder at night. That's why I'm awake at six in the morning. I haven't slept very well since he died.

On day 7 - borrowed from fbuk - LMAO

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

HAHAHA!!!

The next person that chooses to invade my safety space as regards Covid-19 is likely to get the ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

We need to send those idiots back to the Father. He didn't finish the brain before initial beta release.

The next person that chooses to invade my safety space as regards Covid-19 is likely to get the ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I thought I was getting angry?

While we struggle through, what will the world look like in 6, 12 and 18 months? [esquire.com]

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Shit....just like before.

Do you fear your mortality?

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I'm looking forward to it.

Both China and the WHO are culpable for the unnecessary initial escalation of the COVID-19 epidemic.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Dummy! China is the leader in the virus battle! But you think you can do better.

[youtu.be] Thank you, Dr Phil. Mental Health is very fragile right now.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I'm so pissed off right now I could bite a dog!

Bighorn sheep near Chelan, WA today. A thrill to see.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Do I have to drive halfway across the state to see sheep? I hate zoos.

After Canadian protests, the US spiked its plan to station troops along the border. [apple.news]

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Oh, enforcement with the military instead of planning and rational thought. What a great outcome. So, we didn't plan for a epidemic, so they are going to shoot people?

Perhaps, to future generations of Americans, this pandemic will be a blessing.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

We have health brokers, health insurance company, and health co executives. They are all leeches and crooks. And the hospital is happy to overbill them, they don't complain.

659 incidents of racism against Asians

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I've had enough of this shit. I armed myself last week. I don't give a shit what anyone says. They can have all the nerve they want. Until their race is targeted. And we are two percent of the population in my town.

Was already in a depression, now I’m getting numb.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 26, 2020:

I've been isolated since 2016. This isn't anything new for me. I prepared for six months. Be strong. Go outside and just watch the spring blooms. Listen to the birds. Stop watching the negative news, it won't help to torture yourself. There is nothing you can do about the situation except take care of yourself. You have one goal. Take care.....................

What's in the $2 trillion coronavirus stimulus bill

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 25, 2020:

And the elderly on SS get nothing.

Very interesting.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Shit, I hope not. Stupid lasts forever.

My anxiety is ultra high today.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 25, 2020:

That was my hole! I dug it after Trump took office! You are loved........no worries.

I understand there is a critical shortage of ventilators to treat this virus.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 25, 2020:

A ventilator is self regulating. It operates to breath for you in a cycle. It controls both intake and exhaust. A CPAP is a blower. No control. Its no better than a kitchen fan. I've been on both.

has anyone here had a hip replacement & would care to share their experience?

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 25, 2020:

I think you can get one on Ebay in motorcycle parts.

Not bad.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Very nice work.

Marijuana Deemed “Essential” by US Cities and States Amid Coronavirus Crisis

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Not funny if you are in pain twenty four, seven.

Emptying a cedar chest today.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Are they lathe turned legs? Don't use shampoo. Use tung oil or linseed oil.

WASHINGTON — White supremacists discussed plans to weaponize coronavirus via “saliva,” a ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 22, 2020:

When they say "laced items", do they mean lingerie?

Had a customer tell me today that the end times is here because of the African locust plague; the ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 22, 2020:

The fishing is going to be great in the future.

Had a customer tell me today that the end times is here because of the African locust plague; the ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Its cyclical. Been that way since the beginning of stupidity.

What Zone are you in? I'm in Zone 13.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 22, 2020:

I'm zoned out....

They're coming and they know you're home....

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 22, 2020:

"Here they come, walking down the street, they're the funniest monkeys, that you'll ever meet"

They're coming and they know you're home....

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 22, 2020:

I hope they like the view of the outside of the door.

Hobby Lobby’s owners have decided to stay open in spite of the Coronavirus warnings because his ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Greedy fucker. His wife had a vision of a new car.

While everything is taken place in the world right now, how many of you have starting talking to ...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 22, 2020:

No. But I've been spending a lot of time in the garage talking to my invisible dragon,,,,,,,Bert.

This is Italy.

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Oh good. I turn 65 in a month. I should be safe....

Day 7 of COVID 19 (As to my news about it) As Saturday night turns into Sunday morning I sit here...

PondartIncbendog comments on Mar 22, 2020:

I keep thinking this is some sort of dream........You are all playing along.......