If I were imagine the layer of hell I was to belong in for my fairly menial level of sins, it would be the one where I had so spend eternity writing about myself.
So let me bullet it cause that is how I roll.
Single dad (I put it first because it comes first)
Jack of all trades (I enjoy dabbling in everything)
Outdoors(person?) (I would rather be outside)
I know, I just doubled up parenthesis, I'm a bad boy.
Intellectual stimulation (dig it)
Integrity (ditto)
Animals (are way cooler than people)
People (are also animals... don't think about this too hard.)
Aaaaaaand stuff.
Yes, I am an actual Reverend (or whatever title better fits a pastafarian minister, I tried cap'n but no-one got it)
Oh and Don't forget to be awesome out there