Do you ever wonder if Flat Earth people and Trump people, might be THE SAME PEOPLE?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 21, 2019:

How did all these people start thinking that the world is flat? Even Columbus was convinced that the world she us a round

...........

RobertMartin comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Some might see it this way.......

If I leave this group for a while am I able to return?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I don't see why not.

sells are taking off !

RobertMartin comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Discount at the barber shop

DUCT HAS SO MANY USES, BUT YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID, BUT YOU CAN MUFFLE IT !!

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Silence isn't the only thing that's golden ☻☻☻☻☻

Times they are a changing

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Ain't that some shit.

[youtu.be] Democrats and liberals are today's lulzcows.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 26, 2019:

The Democrats need to remember back when Bill Clinton was investigated for whitewater, Ken Starr found nothing. As I recall the Republicans weren't happy about it, but also did not have a bunch of meltdowns over it either.

He's mad at us heathens lol

RobertMartin comments on Mar 27, 2019:

On behalf of the group, we don't care

All right, guys.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 27, 2019:

USA military army, big red flag, but I suppose you all know this already. Paul Eric, two first names, and not a good combo at all.

Ain't that something

RobertMartin comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Poster girl for M.U. Multiple Uglyosis

I just finished re-fiberglassing the shower, had so left over to fix my desk top.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I've been on both sides of that meme.

I have started coloring to manage my stress and anxiety...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Please stay inside the lines. The lines are your friends....... or something

Help! I have a date.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 30, 2019:

You'll be alright. Please stop calling yourself a loser. You may have a great time tonight.

Don't be poor sports

RobertMartin comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Special Olympics? I though these clowns participated in the special olymipdicks.

I went the SSA and applied for retirement.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Dayum

Hahahhahaha so stay loyal,that's good😂😂😂

RobertMartin comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Someone's looking a bit backed up.

Don't forget the raw egg!!!!!!

RobertMartin comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I think the egg that he is referring to is not one that is laid by a chicken.

Different types of bees.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 8, 2019:

What kind of bees don't fly? Newbees.

Getting ready for the zombie rapture.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Why are you peeking at my boo

Stop asking.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

X is disposable Y find a new one

Do what mama says...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

More like sit down and shaddup.

Silly dog humor.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

The cat's reaction

We all need to learn this

RobertMartin comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Might wanna think before slapping me, I might like it and then follow you home . ?????

It just ain't right!!!?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 11, 2019:

These folks must live in Mississippi lol

Oreos would be perfect.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 20, 2019:

I think the cookies should have weed baked in them.

Why do i get turned on by this? These are just wrong?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 23, 2019:

These memes are just right.

What an inspiring message!

RobertMartin comments on Apr 24, 2019:

That does have two meanings. Someone suffering from depression could potentially take that message the wrong way. I do understand the message being portrayed here, take one's life and live it to the fullest.

I don't think I've posted any that have been reported, but this still seems accurate.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Atomic wedgie.

Gotta love some malaphors

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Not even Yogi Berra would say this stupid crap. You know, it's deja vu all over again. It ain't over till it's over.

That's not that long.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

258 days???? I'd be half ass crazy if I went that long without sex lol

I just wrote a long post on a recent online dating interaction then closed the browser window ...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I do the same thing. I'll keep on talking to the catfish, let it think I'm on the hook, them bam, soon as the subject of me sending money or an iTunes card comes up, I say no then block that catfish.

The group was deleted?? Why??

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Somebody probably had a stick up his ass and found something so offensive (in his or her little mind) that this individual repeatedly reported posts. I hate it when people like that win.

New Rules · @admin put Moderators in charge of removing offensive content.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Use that bird for an anti smoking campaign, no puffin.

This isnt exactly like we are use to seeing here but i guess the lady could be thought of as sexy ...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Is that an actual building, or photoshopped or a painting?

Idle chitchat?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Throw momma from the train.

.....or post a selfie with the cash.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Just don't all of a sudden go buy a high end car, a big house all at the same time. I would use that money for living expenses, save what I already have in the bank. Can also lie to your friends and tell them you went to a casino and won big playing blackjack or something.

How many members on here are openly atheists in the bible belt? And are you treated differently?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Once in a while someone will ask if I go to church. I tell them no I'm a heathen. I'm pretty much in the closet regarding atheism, it just seems to be easier this way. If folks want to go to church, that's fine by me, I could care less what others do, but it works both ways, don't worry about if I go to church or believe and everything will be good.

Cabin pressure.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Aliens commercial flight.

Lucy's Grand Old Party!

RobertMartin comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Dissatisfied with my last raise, I showed the boss my version of trickle down economics. I stood on his desk, unzipped my fly.........

Another first and last date. Want to hear about it?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 30, 2019:

What a dick. If you were to tell me you couldn't eat Chinese food, we would definitely go somewhere that you can eat, I'm not a picky eater.

Roman numerals

RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:

So am I

Saw the doctor and Chiropractor today.

RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:

I hope you get better soon.

Working for a living...

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

Oh, nein you didn't

Hahahhahaha booom! Bingo!😋😋😋

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

I am ok with that.

Sounds a little fishy...

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

That doesn't seem fair. Lol

Kinky orgy anyone?

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

I say forget about them drinks and lets get down to the kinky orgy.

How many posts can I do in a day?

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

I'm not sure if there is a limit on posts

Happy to share my success

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

He slaughtered it.

I check my spam folder fairly often and keep it cleaned out.

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

It might not actually be from Ashley Madison itself, next time you see the email, check for spelling.

Get the fuck outta here

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

Never!

Why were shetland ponies invented?

RobertMartin comments on May 3, 2019:

I'm thinking ponies for little people

2 is my favorite, what is yours?

RobertMartin comments on May 3, 2019:

Ceiling fan from mid spring to mid fall

75% of Americans state they adhere to Christian values (2015), and a recent Fox report states ...

RobertMartin comments on May 4, 2019:

Americans have every right to be negative. We have two political parties that aren't worth a shit. Technology is stealing jobs from people, folks are worried that America will become a 3rd world country because of high unemployment.

I work in retail.

RobertMartin comments on May 5, 2019:

I've had the people who work at Five Guys say that to me. I just blow it off. Sometimes I wonder if the expression means to go fuck myself.

I had some disturbing news this week.

RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:

It's unfortunate that he developed cancer, but you did what you thought was right at the time. I dont believe that you need to feel guilty about dumping him.

Started a new job as a airport baggage handler, it isn't as easy as it sounds.

RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:

Sounds like you got some baggage there 😆😆😆😆😆

When i was very young my nick name was bones this was because back then i was very skinny.

RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:

I remember in elementary school being called martian.

What did jesus do when a random guy smacked him on the ass? He turned the other cheek...

RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:

Jesus was a little freaky. He wanted his apostles to eat his body and drink his blood. Makes me wonder what kind of reaction he'd had gotten if he pulled up a jar of mayonnaise.

One of those days

RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:

Looks like I'm getting slapped tomorrow.

@Amisja @Green_eyes [youtu.

RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:

Nurses work hard, and work a lot of hours.

Deciding to stroke it (meme below video) [youtube.com]

RobertMartin comments on May 10, 2019:

If you're thinking about it, do it.

Almost on a daily basis u get bs text like this.

RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:

Scammer

and here you have it . Most of us will last on their dating sites about 15 seconds ?

RobertMartin comments on May 13, 2019:

In regards to #10, what does "God" provide?

How to get a girlfriend... Happy Taco Tuesday!

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

A long time ago before there were tacos, this is how it was done.

Do you think I'll be meowright?

RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:

Oh you've cat to be kitten me What a cat tastrophe Ok, I'll stop this right meow

A celebratory meme( ?

RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:

Gives a whole new meaning to red snapper.

This applies to any sport...

RobertMartin comments on May 18, 2019:

If a woman who watches The View and Keeping Up With The Kardashians should be declared legally stupid.

Yeah, that last part...

RobertMartin comments on May 18, 2019:

I would qualify as a stiff friend and will be more than happy to bring whatever drinks are wanted.

[youtu.be] The Deep State is fast becoming the Drowned State.

RobertMartin comments on May 20, 2019:

And clean house in the democratic party too.

Well, damn!!

RobertMartin comments on May 20, 2019:

I wanna ride that bus

Greetings from Houston! I'm happy to report that I am much improved after the two fender benders ...

RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:

I'm happy that you are getting better.

All aboard

RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:

Is there room for me?

But what does "uckf" mean?

RobertMartin comments on May 22, 2019:

Obviously it's the word fuck that is jumbled.

Do you think there is a fine line between sitting on a pier and actually fishing?

RobertMartin comments on May 23, 2019:

Took me a minute to get that one

I've earned a few of these.

RobertMartin comments on May 23, 2019:

I wouldn't be a bit surprised that the Cub scouts and Boy scouts give out participation medals.

Literally any takers. I'm not picky.

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

Let's roll

Facts be factin'.

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

Especially the people

Warning... I'm ticklish!

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

Pickle Rick?

Would you like to try my cake?

RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:

I'll eat your cake and your pie .

I'd hit that! lol

RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:

Then I'd quit that. 😆😆😆😆😆

21 mountain climbers have died on Himalayan peaks in the last month.

RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:

Thinning the herd?

I found you guys a great lawyer

RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2019:

Johnny Cochran pulled it off

And the human race ends not with a bang or a whimper, but a digital moan... [futurism.com]

RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2019:

For the ladies, the robot can make you a sammich after sex. This technology will help alleviate the issues of overpopulation in the world.

The kind of hero we need when racism shows its face.

RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:

Don't be calling my nigga the N word.

why you should not drink coffee while scanning jokes

RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:

I see the wax job in a moment. If he bangs that mallet on his dick, wax will shoot out both of his ears. Not to mention the bloodcurling screaming.

And on the 8th day, god created the remmington bolt-action rifle.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:

And the tyrannical government

Tiny Trump / Toddler Trump - very creative photoshopping [sadanduseless.com]?

RobertMartin comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Trump's mini me Lil Donny Trumples.

Remember when the worst thing a sitting president did was get a blow job.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 3, 2019:

That the last time a president was having a good time in the white house. Bush, Obama and Trump just hanging out being puds playing with their puds.

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀 extra cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀

RobertMartin comments on Jun 3, 2019:

You've cat to be kitten me. What a cat tastrophe Alright, I'll stop it right meow.

'Revolution' in Poland as nation confronts priestly abuse

RobertMartin comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Hard to believe that people still go to church. If nothing else, why don't they change religions, become Protestants, Episcopalians or something.

Communication is key!

RobertMartin comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I'm thinking when folks say. "Have a blessed day ".

But she's too old anyway

RobertMartin comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Fake. Roman Catholic priests like young boys.

Oopsy, forgot to do my hair.. Still interested?

RobertMartin comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Very much so . For what I have in mind, fixing your hair is unnecessary.

Why is it that most men have absolutely no problem considering dating a woman ten, or even twenty, ...

RobertMartin comments on Jun 8, 2019:

I don't date women 10 or 20 years younger than me. The crazy thing I tell myself is that I can't keep up sexually with a younger woman. I prefer them to be around my age, 5 years older or younger.

Posted this on Links... (now in General Hellos) yesterday. "LET THE HATING BEGIN!" [nypost.com]

RobertMartin comments on Jun 9, 2019:

The best way to stop a mass shooting is to shoot back, and whenever possible, take the shooter out before he kills.

Step right up my little window licker.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Funny Too bad there's no such thing as a soulmate.

I’ve been building a solid friendship with someone lately and it’s suddenly progressed to ...

RobertMartin comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Congratulations

So, God is in control.

RobertMartin comments on Jun 11, 2019:

My condolences. These Christians claim that their precious God kills people at random for a reason. I lost my fiancee 4 years ago to cancer and people were telling me it's God's will and there is a "reason" for it. Been 4 years and I still don't know what the so called reason is. I honestly don't know how to respond when folks say this kind of thing. It has never made me feel better about the situation. Again my condolences on your loss.

Congratulations Kynlei for making it to level 8!

RobertMartin comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Congratulations Kynlei. Nothing greater than a level 8er When us level 8ers break 200k, Nothing finer than a level 9er.

Congratulations Kynlei for making it to level 8!

RobertMartin comments on Jun 11, 2019:

G.I. Joe gets a knock on the door. Someone leaves a baby in a car seat at the door. There's a note attached "next time use a condom you jerk".