Shhh........

RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:

What a crock

Greetings from Houston! I'm happy to report that I am much improved after the two fender benders ...

RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:

I'm happy that you are getting better.

It must be the nip.

RobertMartin comments on May 20, 2019:

I would have to agree.

Well, damn!!

RobertMartin comments on May 20, 2019:

I wanna ride that bus

[youtu.be] The Deep State is fast becoming the Drowned State.

RobertMartin comments on May 20, 2019:

And clean house in the democratic party too.

Whatta guy

RobertMartin comments on May 20, 2019:

Point is, people, is to stop being so hypersensitive. We used to pick at each other in school, no he of us became criminals. As a matter of fact, we've gotten together years later and drank beers

Agreed....

RobertMartin comments on May 19, 2019:

Crack kills. Say no to crack.

Congratulations to @BohoHeathen on making it to level 8! Keep it up!

RobertMartin comments on May 19, 2019:

Congratulations @BohoHeathen.

Ready to burn some calories?

RobertMartin comments on May 19, 2019:

I would love to. 😉😉😉

I must be damaged, too, because I do this...☹️

RobertMartin comments on May 19, 2019:

I must be setting you on fire.

Pussy, pussy naughty, haughty and licentious, the chicks are just as bad for encouraging it…

RobertMartin comments on May 18, 2019:

Puk

Yeah, that last part...

RobertMartin comments on May 18, 2019:

I would qualify as a stiff friend and will be more than happy to bring whatever drinks are wanted.

Larry is all the envy

RobertMartin comments on May 18, 2019:

Larry will definitely make it through hibernation

This applies to any sport...

RobertMartin comments on May 18, 2019:

If a woman who watches The View and Keeping Up With The Kardashians should be declared legally stupid.

Don't think I posted before but thought amusing.

RobertMartin comments on May 17, 2019:

That'll keep me away.

Jeff Koons 'Rabbit' Sells For $91 Million, A New Record For A Living Artist : NPR

RobertMartin comments on May 17, 2019:

How much fo a soda? $1.00 Good lawd. How much fo a diet soda? $1.00 Now how you gonna charge me $1.00 fo a diet soda when there ain't no sugar in it?

Oh Dayum! Freeze!

RobertMartin comments on May 16, 2019:

I'll wear bronze that way she can cum twice before I come once.

I'm curious to know if some of you can't help themselves saying " Thank God" or Oh my God", even ...

RobertMartin comments on May 16, 2019:

I find myself saying goddammit from time to time. I'm trying not to say it at all.

Ok.

RobertMartin comments on May 16, 2019:

You're leaving your options open. Nothing wrong with that.

Equality for all.

RobertMartin comments on May 16, 2019:

Look before you sit or pee

@admin I can no longer reply to comments made to my postings, and it is no longer possible to edit ...

RobertMartin comments on May 16, 2019:

Same here. Also at times due to my impatience, I'll post something twice, I used to be able to delete one of the posts, now I cannot.

Whenever I take a walk in the park, women keep flashing me.... Anyone else have this problem?

RobertMartin comments on May 16, 2019:

I wish I had that problem. Like my dad used to say. "Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see what fills up first".

[l.

RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:

I hope that it is fake news. It would be disastrous to take away social security benefits from the elderly. This Republican vs Democrat and Democrat vs Republican bullshit has to stop. Things will never get better in America because both parties are fighting each other instead of working together.

I have been watching the Outer limits.

RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:

I hate temporal theories lol

A celebratory meme( ?

RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:

Gives a whole new meaning to red snapper.

Shameless point whoring because I am 13 points from level 9.

RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:

Congratulations on making it to level 9.

What the frog is going on here?

RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:

Amphibious three way

Testosterone is a powerful drug....

RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:

Here's an old school dick pic

Do you think I'll be meowright?

RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:

Oh you've cat to be kitten me What a cat tastrophe Ok, I'll stop this right meow

Testosterone is a powerful drug....

RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:

Guy on the left "Damn, this water's cold" Guy on the right. "Yeah, and it's deep too"

I imagine I’ll be experiencing a bit of culture shock tomorrow as I travel from Watford City, ...

RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:

Safe journey.

3 out of 5 contacts i received this week were from scammers.

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

POF. plenty of fakes.

6 more points needed to level 7 anyway let's drop to the level of interesting toilets.

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

Congratulations on making it to level 7

You'll be singing that jingle for days.

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

A weight loss eclair

A wedding band is......

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

Marriage is a three ring circus Engagement ring Wedding ring And suffering

Time to get out!

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

He's a good artist.

He blew ?

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

No dude, just some tartar sauce

Just saying we “ took “ a knee. ?

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

WHY! WHY! WHY!

This one goes out to soooo many people ?

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

And your sister too.

This is so true. ?

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

That's me to a tee

Get the tissues

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

Lion King? You want fiction, how about the Truth Telling King.

Tiger Woods faces wrongful death lawsuit brought by parents of restaurant employee

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

I think holding an establishment or bartender liable for what happens after a patron leaves is asinine. We are all adults , as adults we are responsible for our own actions. Therefore, the person who drank too much and decided to get behind the wheel is solely to blame. Everyone, I repeat, everyone knows about DUI laws and the consequences that come with them.

Thoughts????

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

I think that part of the problem is that people are politically biased. Incumbents will get reelected because they are in the right political party for their area of the country.

One of life's greatest pleasures?

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

I don't need a psychiatrist to tell me that I have a dirty mind. I'm gonna be a dirty old man till I'm a dead old man.

How to get a girlfriend... Happy Taco Tuesday!

RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:

A long time ago before there were tacos, this is how it was done.

Is it just me or everyone breaking up or getting divorced?

RobertMartin comments on May 13, 2019:

Spouses and boyfriends/girlfriends are disposable anymore. Get tired of, kick him/her to the curb and find another one.

Trampoline???

RobertMartin comments on May 13, 2019:

Dayum

and here you have it . Most of us will last on their dating sites about 15 seconds ?

RobertMartin comments on May 13, 2019:

In regards to #10, what does "God" provide?

Best episode ever!

RobertMartin comments on May 13, 2019:

Might as well do the same to baby Hitler, Nixon, Hillary, Pelosi, Bush and Obama.

To all those I have offended

RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:

All of a sudden it hurts when I pee. Somebody using a VD doll on me or something lol.

Hey mister! You ain't finished yet! Get back in here!

RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:

Yes, maam.

Hate to kick a city, but...

RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:

Memphis too

Almost on a daily basis u get bs text like this.

RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:

Scammer

[instagram.com] One of these things looks just like the other.

RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:

What me worry?

How to get banned from gift shop

RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:

Boop!

Karen. What were you thinking??

RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:

Took me a minute to see that

Sometimes there's a third, but...

RobertMartin comments on May 11, 2019:

I can be this way....

I stole it from FB - you know it is funny so no groaning 🤣🤣🤣🤣

RobertMartin comments on May 11, 2019:

Kinda like: 3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches. How do they smoke? Throw one cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a little lighter.

Not something I would usually post as far as a model, but yeah.

RobertMartin comments on May 10, 2019:

Me

Supermarket stealth!

RobertMartin comments on May 10, 2019:

I call that a drive by

Big, big bird.

RobertMartin comments on May 10, 2019:

To quote William John Holmes Shakespeare in the play Slammedit; Too big or not too big, that is the question

Deciding to stroke it (meme below video) [youtube.com]

RobertMartin comments on May 10, 2019:

If you're thinking about it, do it.

@Amisja @Green_eyes [youtu.

RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:

Nurses work hard, and work a lot of hours.

One of those days

RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:

Looks like I'm getting slapped tomorrow.

Thus quoth the Raven...

RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:

Cat : " sure afterwards we'll talk about alcohol, pot and fucking ".

I wouldn't advertise it.

RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:

I guess I was taught manners, ladies come first.😉😉😉

I wouldn't advertise it.

RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:

You won't get many dates that way.

I have a question.

RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:

Could be. I don't ask for nudes. I think it's inappropriate to do so. I'd prefer to wait until it's time to get down to business, if you catch my drift.

Jackpot 😈😜

RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:

That is truly evil

LOLOL! Sounds about right!

RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:

It could be worse, they could break out some mayonnaise.

Another school shooting.

RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:

How is the NRA to blame for the actions of any person?

Would U buy me a drink....

RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:

Yes

Clipped from Facebook Canadian humour post, though this group would enjoy.

RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:

Clearly it wasn't a Roman Catholic priest.

Unbelievable, She was fired from the Hospital for not complying with the dress code!

RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:

I think I need a sponge bath.

What did jesus do when a random guy smacked him on the ass? He turned the other cheek...

RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:

Jesus was a little freaky. He wanted his apostles to eat his body and drink his blood. Makes me wonder what kind of reaction he'd had gotten if he pulled up a jar of mayonnaise.

When i was very young my nick name was bones this was because back then i was very skinny.

RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:

I remember in elementary school being called martian.

Started a new job as a airport baggage handler, it isn't as easy as it sounds.

RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:

Sounds like you got some baggage there 😆😆😆😆😆

I check my spam folder fairly often and keep it cleaned out.

RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:

If I'm not mistaken the way Ashley Madison got the name was because when it was created , Ashley and Madison were very popular names for girls. As a matter of fact, I have a niece named Ashley.

I had some disturbing news this week.

RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:

It's unfortunate that he developed cancer, but you did what you thought was right at the time. I dont believe that you need to feel guilty about dumping him.

So, an acquaintance that you run into every week posts THIS; "Muslims HATE pork, beer, bikinis, ...

RobertMartin comments on May 7, 2019:

I know they're memes, but the message is clear

I work in retail.

RobertMartin comments on May 5, 2019:

I've had the people who work at Five Guys say that to me. I just blow it off. Sometimes I wonder if the expression means to go fuck myself.

America's Best Christian Vol 1

RobertMartin comments on May 5, 2019:

He didn't grab her by da pussy

What does religion have to do with morality?

RobertMartin comments on May 4, 2019:

Religion and morality have nothing to do with each other

Hello there! I'm a godless geek from Cordova, TN (basically Memphis), just checking in!

RobertMartin comments on May 4, 2019:

Walls, Mississippi over here

God dammit! No, really.

RobertMartin comments on May 4, 2019:

God dammit? On this forum?

Hello from Springfield TN.

RobertMartin comments on May 4, 2019:

Here at agnostic, you are not alone.

75% of Americans state they adhere to Christian values (2015), and a recent Fox report states ...

RobertMartin comments on May 4, 2019:

Americans have every right to be negative. We have two political parties that aren't worth a shit. Technology is stealing jobs from people, folks are worried that America will become a 3rd world country because of high unemployment.

A bunch of losers.

RobertMartin comments on May 3, 2019:

https://www.facebook.com/jimmydabro/videos/650424845075001/ The devil went down to Jamaica

WHAT ELSE IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD?

RobertMartin comments on May 3, 2019:

About 12 years ago I was with someone that wanted me to go to Phucket, Thailand with her. 10 days later, she dumps me lol.

2 is my favorite, what is yours?

RobertMartin comments on May 3, 2019:

Ceiling fan from mid spring to mid fall

My brothers dog was doing that often, it scared the crap out of them, they thought their house was ...

RobertMartin comments on May 3, 2019:

Dogs are crazy people

Why were shetland ponies invented?

RobertMartin comments on May 3, 2019:

I'm thinking ponies for little people

Get the fuck outta here

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

Never!

I think I may have met someone worth all of this crap I've put up with over the last few years.

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

Awesome.

Eugenie Bouchard, sexy and classy Canadian tennis player...❤

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

If tennis doesn't work out, she has something to fall back on.

Men over 30 ...

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

Looks like Yosemite Sam

I check my spam folder fairly often and keep it cleaned out.

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

It might not actually be from Ashley Madison itself, next time you see the email, check for spelling.

Happy to share my success

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

He slaughtered it.

How many posts can I do in a day?

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

I'm not sure if there is a limit on posts

And what happens if I do?

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

If it has a hair trigger you'll find out right away