Kinky orgy anyone?

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

I say forget about them drinks and lets get down to the kinky orgy.

Troubles now

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

Fatal attraction or something

She looks sad and lonely... Can someone take her out on a date and cheer her up?

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

I'll volunteer.

I'm a 46 year old woman. I can post this shit.❤😈🦄

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

I think I just fellded in love or something

While some of the folks here , are here for community only , the majority seems to be interested in ...

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

It seems like most of us are spread out around the country. Long distance relationships are difficult, not impossible but difficult. LDR's are not for everyone. I have tried it in the past, but at some point I end up meeting someone locally and the LDR is over.

That’s not how it works

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

Not to worry, this has to be a joke or parody or something

Sounds a little fishy...

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

That doesn't seem fair. Lol

Hahahhahaha booom! Bingo!😋😋😋

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

I am ok with that.

Working for a living...

RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:

Oh, nein you didn't

Extra cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀 (LOL)

RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:

That's what puns are all about

Saw the doctor and Chiropractor today.

RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:

I hope you get better soon.

Question: Did you have better luck with people who first contacted you on an online dating site or ...

RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:

Both

Do you have the time...? Also, that cat's face is priceless.

RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:

Sure, after that we're going to talk about alcohol, pot and fucking

I need some french fries🤣😂😅

RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:

How'd that work for you? 😉😉

hmm hmm himmm

RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:

Not a fan.

While some of the folks here , are here for community only , the majority seems to be interested in ...

RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:

Maybe because they are fat, ugly, toothless or any combination of the 3. Could also be a serial cheater.

Rodney Dangerfield's: BEST-1-LINERS [youtube.com]

RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:

One of a kind.

Roman numerals

RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:

So am I

Grab them by the pussy!

RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:

Meow

Another first and last date. Want to hear about it?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 30, 2019:

What a dick. If you were to tell me you couldn't eat Chinese food, we would definitely go somewhere that you can eat, I'm not a picky eater.

So who’s in Mississippi???

RobertMartin comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Walls, Mississippi just south of Memphis

Just checking. Seeing that many of us introverts stay in, what TV does everyone enjoy?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Netflix and Hulu

Lucy's Grand Old Party!

RobertMartin comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Dissatisfied with my last raise, I showed the boss my version of trickle down economics. I stood on his desk, unzipped my fly.........

Smelly cat, smelly cat ...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 30, 2019:

I'm sure that it doesn't fart flowers

Cabin pressure.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Aliens commercial flight.

I am 68 y/o...looking 55 and feeling 40. Am I in the right group?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Yes

$20.00 party over, oops out of time...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Brilliant

Well well well...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Boop

How many members on here are openly atheists in the bible belt? And are you treated differently?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Once in a while someone will ask if I go to church. I tell them no I'm a heathen. I'm pretty much in the closet regarding atheism, it just seems to be easier this way. If folks want to go to church, that's fine by me, I could care less what others do, but it works both ways, don't worry about if I go to church or believe and everything will be good.

How many members on here are openly atheists in the bible belt? And are you treated differently?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Once in a while someone will ask if I go to church. I tell them no I'm a heathen.

So instead of wasting my time going to church today I picked up my yard

RobertMartin comments on Apr 29, 2019:

I did the same thing last Sunday, cut the grass

i just need to vent, i have been attempting to meet people on a dating site, POF, i have a profile, ...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

I've dated women that have asked me if her going to church is an issue for me. I tell them no, you wanna go to church , then go ahead. I will not be attending church with you. If my not going to church and not practicing religion is a dealbreaker, then so be it.

Online dating is a cash grab an your odds of finding true love are the same as plus or minus ...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

It's amazing as to how many people have had bad experiences on dating sites. I have had more positive experiences than negative. Perhaps part of is that I keep my expectations low. Even if something lasts a week, more likely than not, we both had a nice time, it just didn't work out or wasn't meant to be.

Evening all.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

I use "none" or "no preference " on those sites.

.....or post a selfie with the cash.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Just don't all of a sudden go buy a high end car, a big house all at the same time. I would use that money for living expenses, save what I already have in the bank. Can also lie to your friends and tell them you went to a casino and won big playing blackjack or something.

Poor puppy

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Dayum

We're on a road to destruction if we don't make changes.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

I think that part of the problem is that people see spouses or the significant other as disposable. When the marriage or relationship stops working, get rid of the spouse or significant other and go find another one. I think dating sites has made this all possible and easier to do.

Summer body

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Me too

Mirrors are evil!

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Me too.

[facebook.com] At a theater near you

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

The sign speaks for itself.

I just see a beautiful countryside enjoying a refreshing drink 😂😂

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

I have a drinking problem, 2 hands, 1 mouth.

I never read this one as a kid.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

I wouldn't want to scoop up that dog shit. Crap be as big as a couch

Idle chitchat?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Throw momma from the train.

everybody needs a hero, yes?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Hulk smash!!!!

Frank the cat.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Probably thinking about scratching the good furniture

This isnt exactly like we are use to seeing here but i guess the lady could be thought of as sexy ...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Is that an actual building, or photoshopped or a painting?

I'm stuck with this image in my head. Now you are too.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Ewwwww

No logic...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Ain't that some shit

New Rules · @admin put Moderators in charge of removing offensive content.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Use that bird for an anti smoking campaign, no puffin.

Good Morning Girls and Boys.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 26, 2019:

I'm undergoing stem cell treatment for both knees. I started back in October of last year. I read a post on Facebook about it. There was a seminar that I signed up for. After the seminar, I got an appointment. Went to the dr. They x-rayed both knees and found bone degeneration. After being approved for financing, they drew some blood, put it in a centrifuge, extracted the PRP (protein rich plasma), mixed it with stem cells and injected each knee. Back in January and two weeks ago I got the PRP shots. My knees have gotten way better. My left had a pain level of 5 before treatment, the right at 3. Both have a pain level of 0 or 1. This is definitely a life changer.

The group was deleted?? Why??

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Somebody probably had a stick up his ass and found something so offensive (in his or her little mind) that this individual repeatedly reported posts. I hate it when people like that win.

I just wrote a long post on a recent online dating interaction then closed the browser window ...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I do the same thing. I'll keep on talking to the catfish, let it think I'm on the hook, them bam, soon as the subject of me sending money or an iTunes card comes up, I say no then block that catfish.

Coming down is the hard part....

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

What a long, strange trip it could be.

Maturity level

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

88 I ate her, she ate me.

A recent conversation I had with someone from a site I just joined .

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Nice grammar (sarcasm).

Do you remember? The puzzle to beat... pre- Rubik's Cube. 😁

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I personally do not recall this. Looks like some kind of early sudoku.

We're all alone....

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

She tells me she's alone, I am already there.

Once again I find myself having to reiterate the following from the group description.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Personally, I have had more positive or good experiences than bad on dating sites. Of course I've run into scammers, but I know within 10 minutes that they are catfish. Unfortunately, that's just the way it is, we have to remain vigilant and not allow ourselves to be taken advantage of

This is why I've such trouble rationalizing my support for today's GOP:

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Screech? What is he an owl?

Dat glue tho.....

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

A giant sized model car. There will be an awful lot of glue to sniff.

It's Friday.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

No picture. The site has been buggy over the last week.

That's not that long.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

258 days???? I'd be half ass crazy if I went that long without sex lol

Have they been doing maintenance on this site?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Yes, I had trouble logging in about 2 or 3 days ago. I assumed it was due to site maintenance or there was an issue with the site.

Gotta love some malaphors

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Not even Yogi Berra would say this stupid crap. You know, it's deja vu all over again. It ain't over till it's over.

But I will find you.. and I will kill yo, Oh, whoops wrong meme.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

?? testify testify ??

Matching bags

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Not a bad idea for a dating site. Gotta find a way to keep scammers and catfish out.

If anyone finds the frog ? -your a special kind of person

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I have a nasty mind.

I need someone to test this

RobertMartin comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Funny but that relationship is doomed.

What an inspiring message!

RobertMartin comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Maybe rephrase it say, take ownership of your life.

I don't think I've posted any that have been reported, but this still seems accurate.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Atomic wedgie.

What an inspiring message!

RobertMartin comments on Apr 24, 2019:

That does have two meanings. Someone suffering from depression could potentially take that message the wrong way. I do understand the message being portrayed here, take one's life and live it to the fullest.

I dont like kissing. It feels and looks stupid. Anyone else feel this way?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Kissing is a big turn on to me

Today's my birthday :)

RobertMartin comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Happy birthday

Why do i get turned on by this? These are just wrong?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 23, 2019:

These memes are just right.

New ‘Jesus Viagra’ Makes You Rise Three Days Later – Waterford Whispers News

RobertMartin comments on Apr 20, 2019:

I say whatever it takes to attain wood. No point in going without in this day and age. I've seen online about a procedure called the priapus shot. In a nutshell, the patient's blood is drawn, put in a centrifuge, the protein rich plasma (PRP) is extracted and injected into the penis. I personally don't know if it works or not, there are people who claim that it does.

Oreos would be perfect.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 20, 2019:

I think the cookies should have weed baked in them.

Taking the chance that it is Good Friday...you can't miss this!! [m.facebook.com]

RobertMartin comments on Apr 20, 2019:

The scarecrow has tipped forward.

Gay sex is immoral

RobertMartin comments on Apr 20, 2019:

If the spirit in the sky says that gay sex is immoral, why did he give people the idea or notion to engage in gay sex. The same can be said for lying , cheating and stealing. It seems that Holder's parents had a sense of humor.

Well . F this guy . And everything he stands for . Is it " gooood Friday " yet ?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Kinda sexist I think.

I really do hate small talk...this made me laugh

RobertMartin comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Someone has dick on the brain.

Are you a ritual defier?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

I usually go right leg first. Now you got me wanting to pay attention to this, at least for a short period of time

Donye.....

RobertMartin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

So far every comment sums this up for me. I can't stop laughing

Around 85,000 children in Yemen in the last 4 years have died from starvation.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

This is why I never wanted children. I couldn't and still cannot justify bringing children into an already overpopulated and underfed world.

And sometimes I'm just shamelessly scrounging the final 70 points to move up a level :)

RobertMartin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Have a point on me.

Maybe that’s how it works 🤔

RobertMartin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Let me know how that works for ya. Om a serious note, I couldn't do that, be in a one sided relationship. I'm too old for that crap

Well, that's intriguing:

RobertMartin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

https://www.facebook.com/numbersusa/videos/1719233824799972/ Isn't it funny how Clinton talked about illegal immigration all them years ago and received a thunderous applause from both parties. Trump says the same thing and he's a racist. I guess it's not about WHAT is said but WHO is saying it.

Mom's out there, can you top this?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Brilliant

Part 1 of: doo doo da doo doo doo. Do Not Click This Link: [youtube.com] Sorry, not sorry.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Gay

What could go wrong?

RobertMartin comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Talk about a shitstorm

Let's just ban him.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Just don't read his tweets, idk.

Just in case someone was wondering what it looks like when you fracture 4 vertebrae and then have to...

RobertMartin comments on Apr 16, 2019:

I'm hoping for a speedy recovery for you.

Your phone number ... LOL

RobertMartin comments on Apr 16, 2019:

867-5309?

Pretty sure this is true.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Looks right to me.

These old ads crack me up🤣😂🤣😂

RobertMartin comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Sometimes I wonder if the double entendre was intentional

Hahaha... I just hit level 8. I thought that would never happen when I hit level 7. Who knew?!

RobertMartin comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Congratulations

Name a song that mentions a train. I'll go first. This Train is Bound For Glory - Woody Guthrie.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 14, 2019:

Crazy train. Train is a metaphor in this song.

Ok.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 14, 2019:

I know how it is, I work nights too

I know this will get me in trouble . . . but I 'm just that kinda guy

RobertMartin comments on Apr 14, 2019:

HD or 4K

I’ve often wondered why we don’t send the illegal aliens to Hawaii.

RobertMartin comments on Apr 14, 2019:

Hawaii doesn't have to deal with illegal immigrants. They haven't got a clue about illegals

Play Freebird!

RobertMartin comments on Apr 13, 2019:

Guitar hero