I object...

RobertMartin comments on Mar 1, 2019:

WTF?

If you're single, are you lonely?

RobertMartin comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Couldn't have said it better myself. I go to ball games and concerts by myself. If nobody else wants to or can't go, why should I miss out and then end up regretting it later

Guys, this is getting under my skin and I need input.

RobertMartin comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I got a kick out of red flag image. It's best just to move on. I know you'll meet someone who is right for you.

Some questions can never be answered!

RobertMartin comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Chicken and the egg

Cat in the hat!

RobertMartin comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Papa E. approves

Ha ha ha! +1ha

RobertMartin comments on Feb 28, 2019:

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel

Get in line, people!! ?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 28, 2019:

In my case it would likely be the short bus special place ??????

If not here, where? [facebook.com]

RobertMartin comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Freaky deeky

Sorry, Sir.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Can't blame him for trying

Silly Nudists.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Good one. Had to read it twice before getting it

Donnie, Donnie

RobertMartin comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Talk about keeping it in the family

Donnie, Donnie

RobertMartin comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Yeeeee haw

I’m going to read replies in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice

RobertMartin comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Good night I love you, motherfucker

rumor has it TV's have been thrown for the 15th floor of a Hanoi hotel . . . pix to follow

RobertMartin comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Must be nice to break TV's. What would throwing the out the window or by kicking in the screens accomplish?

Man goes to doctor for rash around base of penis.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 27, 2019:

The nurse's lipstick remover perhaps?

This group needs a little activity...so here you go then :-)

RobertMartin comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Sure, after we talk about the force, then we'll talk about alcohol and fucking.

@actofdog just made Level 8!!! Stick with us, Grasshopper & you will go far!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Grasshopper, when you can take the pebble from my hand it will be time for you to leave or something

Bacon cheeseburger...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 27, 2019:

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel

He has a coherent plan!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Brutal

"Guys, do you think this red bikini suits me?"

RobertMartin comments on Feb 27, 2019:

It does for me

What wall?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Both metaphorically and literally

Welcome Robert!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Thank you.

Bad kitty ?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Eating pussy

This is a little old but I think its aged well, particularly after Cardinal Pells fall from grace.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 26, 2019:

A 90's Cuban boy against a Roman Catholic priest; Elian vs predator

A dangerous religion that Continues to grow like a putrid cancer.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 25, 2019:

This should sum it up

Earworm for a Monday Night.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 25, 2019:

A great thing to wear when driving a little red Corvette

Hi.. Anyone here?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I'm right here, sweetheart.

I'd hold it all day first.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 25, 2019:

A courtesy flush would be nice if both toilets are being used

I haven't heard anything. Have you?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I haven't heard anything about that on years.

It's just a fantasy

RobertMartin comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Moister than an oyster

@phxbillcee for your haters lol

RobertMartin comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Although not appropriate for this site ; amen, brother

Call the waaahmbulance

RobertMartin comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Give him a participation trophy ???and he'll be alright

What you doin to my hair?! Grrrrr???

RobertMartin comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Make him look like old what's his name that runs North Korea

Modern day wisdom

RobertMartin comments on Feb 24, 2019:

How did this whole flat earth thing ever got started?

Peek-a-boo...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Why are you peeking at my boo

My backs fine...funny though

RobertMartin comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Is that Britney Spears. I'd rather get with Britney Rears.

Owing to the recent drama and in an attempt to circumvent further bad feelings.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 24, 2019:

The only butthurt that's truly enjoyable is when my girl breaks out her vibrator and lube.

Looks like equal responsibility has arrived now. [rightwingfolks.com]

RobertMartin comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Here's what I never understood. A person gets drafted , not volunteered, drafted, why wouldn't that person do just barely enough to get by. After all that person really doesn't want to be there, they were forced into it.

Owing to the recent drama and in an attempt to circumvent further bad feelings.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Or as I put it, fill out this form, submit it and we'll get back to ..............or not.

Just a lil'midnight possummeming.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Possums creep me the hell out. They're just do damn ugly.

The Jussie Smollett memes just keep on coming.... LOL

RobertMartin comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Loving that 2nd meme, Reno 911!

Tips are appreciated

RobertMartin comments on Feb 23, 2019:

They'll get more than just the tip from me.

This could work....

RobertMartin comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Rapists and pedophiles too, including Roman Catholic priests

bedtime stories

RobertMartin comments on Feb 23, 2019:

WTF

? you don't bring me flowers... Anymore.... WHERE'S MY FLOWERS!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 23, 2019:

I just fellded in love again, at least for a minute or two until I see the next one.

Lol! I had my suspicions!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 23, 2019:

?? the youngest one in curls ??

Hey Ugly, heres to looking at you

RobertMartin comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Ya got me.

Tis a cartoon.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Still, that 30 years in prison just isn't worth it. That's what divorce is for.

Just sayin' ?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 22, 2019:

My mind went dirty when I read the caption.

Would you like to get a box of these?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I'd love to.

And Noah shouts "God has a plan for you"

RobertMartin comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Don't want nor need that kind of love.

No need for an explanation.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 22, 2019:

He probably just grabs dem by da pussy.

Squirter.....

RobertMartin comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Y'all can bake bread.

I hadn't thought of it that way.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Neons are infamous for developing cracked engine blocks.

Cat in the hood.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Meow, mudda fukka

Perhaps single is a personal choice. Some people do single better than married.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I love being single, specifically unmarried.

Make your own caption....

RobertMartin comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I gots to had dem breastisis

[understandingcompassion.com] Peope who cry during movies are the strongest people of all?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Oddly enough, there is an episode of Star Trek the Next Generation titled The Inner Light. It was Meredith's favorite episode. I lost her to cancer almost 4 years ago. I get all weepy on the part where Picard's wife dies.

Make your own caption....

RobertMartin comments on Feb 20, 2019:

I think I'm in love , at least for a minute or two until I see the next one.

Holy crap, an ex, the worst of all the ex’es, texted me with small talk, long story short he wants...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Some guys can't get the message.

Meme collection

RobertMartin comments on Feb 20, 2019:

To quote William John Holmes Shakespeare in the play Slammedit: Too big or not too big, that is the question.

WYD (what's 'ya doin') after smoking this?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Netflixin

I don't know about anyone else, but I think I got the right one

RobertMartin comments on Feb 20, 2019:

I saw that there were 5 of these, I deleted 4 of them.

I miss Chris

RobertMartin comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Stingy woman won't share.??????

WYD (What you doing) after smoking this.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Netflixin

Just sayin'...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 18, 2019:

It's not holy water, it's battery acid.

Got a dog? God a sex life? This skit’s for you. [youtu.be]

RobertMartin comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I got a sex life. I don't have a dog.

AOC must be doing something right.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 17, 2019:

If I understand the green new deal correctly, there is a part AOC wants to get rid of cars. If true, then how do people that live in the country get around. Many have to drive 10+ miles to the grocery store, doctor appointments, ect. I have family that live 800+ miles away. I have driven that distance to visit. Without a car or plane, I would have no way to get there. I'm not willing to take the greyhound bus or a train to visit. It would literally take me 2 days to get to where I'm going. Most of us don't have massive amounts of vacation time from work. I'm not picking at anyone here, I'm just curious how this part of the new green deal would work, if this is even true. Keeping an open mind here.

Anti-vax facts

RobertMartin comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Don't kids have to be vaccinated before they can enroll in school?

How did we end up this way?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Imagine a person in the Muslim prayer position in prison.

Dayum!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I am Groot.

Spock da man.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Live long and perspire.

I'm so glad I don't live in the Democratic Republic of California!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 17, 2019:

More like SSR. (Soviet Socialist Republic.)

MEN ONLY: What is your race/ethnic origin?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 16, 2019:

If it's non-discrimatory, why ask what race anybody is?

☺️Hasn't she got a great smile?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 16, 2019:

And a body to match

I sincerely hope no one gets nightmares after viewing this meme, as it is somewhat creepy.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Hee haw

2 dollar bill

RobertMartin comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I have one locked up in a safe.

? BOOM!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Look at them big breastisis.

Oh... Great Goddess... Nooooooo!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Probably better than the pitter patter of little rug rats running crazy around the house.

My nephew just sent this to me. I snorted.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 16, 2019:

This one took me a minute ??????

"I didn't have to do this, but I wanted to get it done faster.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Getting Trump out of office won't change anything. Pence will pick up where Trump left off. Btw, I said the same thing years ago when folks wanted to impeach Obama. Biden would have picked up where Obama left off.

It's all arse.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 15, 2019:

They put lips, ears and anuses in hot dogs, burgers are next? ??????

Maybe it just Feels 20 years longer

RobertMartin comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Me, I want to die before I get like that.

A beautiful Asian Lady, all natural, no additives, no gmo, no model, no pro-photo, just the power of...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 14, 2019:

And no MSG either

No means no, or else suffer the consequences. Just sayin'.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Black widow of the sea.

no love is as pure.... [broadly.vice.com]

RobertMartin comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Charlie's apartment makes my crapshack look like the Taj Mahal ?????

More on the climate change scam. [humansarefree.com]

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Al Gore talks about how we all need to reduce our carbon footprint. Go to his house in the winter, I'll bet you can wear shorts and a tee shirt in there. Us regular people don't have that luxury. We gotta keep the thermostat down to save money. How often does he fly in commercial airlines? I'm betting he drives a gas guzzling car or SUV. My point here is that Al Gore is a hypocrite.

Did you know if you have a particular interest there are dating sites just for that?

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I'm thinking every dating site out there has scammers. I find it hard to believe that in 2019 people still fall for their deceptions.

? Don't I have pretty eyes? C'mere and give me a kiss...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

What the heck, could do way worse.

I've heard back from the gentleman who sent me the text yesterday about looking forward to seeing me...

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I wouldn't even sweat that person. Think of it this way, other people's opinions don't pay your bills, puts a roof over your head and puts food in the table.

If trump wins again

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Why react that way? It seems so pointless. Rioting won't change the outcome of an election.

You might not be a pedophile, but you're wearing their uniform.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

There are those that see pedophiles every Sunday.

Wouldnt want to be any other way.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Me too.

and people wonder why there is an obesity epidemic !!!

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Which is why I don't buy that fake cheese crap.

I’m a bit early but it’s already 14th February so Happy Valentines Day

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Get a room ???????

Go fund me page !

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

That and shoveling snow in the winter.

For all those love birds out there and those that want to be.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Who

{Warning! This is not a meme!!! (LOL!)} I just hit Level 9.

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Good luck

Who has the stones???

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Badass bike, but I'll pass.

These are great questions

RobertMartin comments on Feb 13, 2019:

The Clintons have more teflon on them than John Gotti.