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I'm always too literal.

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Wrong group post...I would have shoved my cock down her throat!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@sellinger Your going back to the bar you blacked out in...Good luck my brother....HAHAHA

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RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I'll be limping around all morning!!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

I'm not into it...BUT DAMN it was very sensual to watch...Still limping....

Oops, I did it again.

bubaj50 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

You don’t remember having sex? What a shame. All sexual encounters have been memorable for me.

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@sellinger The Bartender will know....That's who I ask after a night like that...LOL

So, what’s the longest you’ve gone without sex?

MarlaRochelle comments on Aug 16, 2018:

2 years when I was married and hated the ex

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 16, 2018:

I'm with you on that!!

O.K. Ladies is this true for most of you???

Justjoni comments on Aug 15, 2018:

I literally cannot walk in heels. The foot pain may not be as severe as this meme implies, but it’s close. But it’s the back pain that makes wearing them to walk around impossible. Just sayin’ NO. But they could be fun for just ‘loungewear’ ?

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 15, 2018:

So you wear them while in the bedroom...Perfect place to Sport them!!!

So this is something I feel that should be addressed, but many are afraid to even get close to the ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

This was asked a few weeks back, Most will say no...In my experience woman want a nice sized package, but MOST IMPORTANTLY some one who knows how to use it in a variety of ways.

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@Marcie1974 Pardon the pun...I make sure my woman cums not only first but often...

Dating cartoon

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

When I would meet someone online, I would purposely tell her the wrong color shirt...If she matched the profile.. I would apologize and tell her I noticed a stain on it. If she didn't match the profile...In the front door out the back!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@Petter If she look like her profile...I let my charming personality take over!!!

As some of you know, one of my passions is costuming.

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

A most AMPLE model...If I told her I was blind, do you think she would let me read her in BRAILLE???

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@FlippantLlama It's worked in the past...Besides I'm a persistent man!!!

So this is something I feel that should be addressed, but many are afraid to even get close to the ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

This was asked a few weeks back, Most will say no...In my experience woman want a nice sized package, but MOST IMPORTANTLY some one who knows how to use it in a variety of ways.

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@Marcie1974 I spent 4 years in the Orient (Military) and I took lots of NOTES on the subject!!

Dating cartoon

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

When I would meet someone online, I would purposely tell her the wrong color shirt...If she matched the profile.. I would apologize and tell her I noticed a stain on it. If she didn't match the profile...In the front door out the back!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@JimOnTwoWheels No offence taken

O.K. Ladies is this true for most of you???

Anne209 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

This drawing leaves out the stabbing pain in the little toe. Other than that, yep, it's correct. No matter how well they're made, how well they fit....this was always the end result for me. Swore off them years and years ago.

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 15, 2018:

It does show a clothespin on one of the toes....This seems to be a real Sore subject!!! Pardon the pun.

Dating cartoon

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

When I would meet someone online, I would purposely tell her the wrong color shirt...If she matched the profile.. I would apologize and tell her I noticed a stain on it. If she didn't match the profile...In the front door out the back!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@JimOnTwoWheels To each is own...You say lie I call it personnel protection

Dating cartoon

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

When I would meet someone online, I would purposely tell her the wrong color shirt...If she matched the profile.. I would apologize and tell her I noticed a stain on it. If she didn't match the profile...In the front door out the back!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

@JimOnTwoWheels THE LIE would have been....I LOOK like Sophia Loren ion the profile....and Rosie O'Donnell is sitting at the Table....HELLO!!!!!

Tell me something wonderful about yourself.

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I'm empathic to others feelings...I listen

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

@MissKathleen not a good feeling at times...But bottom line... the recipients need to be told the truth... Witch Is above all, no matter the outcome.... THE TRUTH...I will do or say what must be done or said to ensure the TRUTH is known....You can lead a horse to water so to speak...THank you, I believe you understand this burden

Dating cartoon

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

When I would meet someone online, I would purposely tell her the wrong color shirt...If she matched the profile.. I would apologize and tell her I noticed a stain on it. If she didn't match the profile...In the front door out the back!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

@JimOnTwoWheels A new relationship would have started if and when I sat at the table with the woman whose picture is actually in the profile. If the picture didn't match...Well who was lying to who to begin with????

Tell me something wonderful about yourself.

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I'm empathic to others feelings...I listen

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

@MissKathleen Sometimes detrimental...Some people get very defensive when you know exactly what's wrong and when you offer advice to them on how help with what they are going through..Sometimes I feel like a freak of nature because of my 6th sense, But I know it is a gift and meant to help, so I hold this as an honor no matter the outcome. I have lost friends over this...But I have gained so much more

Do you like hosiery? If so, what kinds? Where do you like to shop?

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Sorry I don't look good in Stockings or Makeup...I do like to take them off with my mouth...Does that count?

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

@FlippantLlama Happy to buy you new ones...No problem in the HEAT of the moment!!!

Tell me something wonderful about yourself.

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I'm empathic to others feelings...I listen

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

@MissKathleen Through eye contact and body language mostly...Very perceptive to it so in a sense, yes. As far as actual pain, sorrow no.

Good morning Girls and Boys. What is the most erotic scene that sticks in your mind from any movie?

bubaj50 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Deep Throat 1973

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

I sat my EX down to watch this and told her to take NOTES... there would be a TEST!!!

Good morning Girls and Boys. What is the most erotic scene that sticks in your mind from any movie?

Nukdookum comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Mine is the scene in Striptease where Demi Moore is getting dressed.

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

Demi is always hot in my book!

Good morning Girls and Boys. What is the most erotic scene that sticks in your mind from any movie?

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Darkness's seduction of Lili in Legend, and Dr. Frankfurter's ... everything, in Rocky Horror. Jareth the Goblin King in Labyrinth. Atomic Blond was hella erotic, though - true that.

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

Absolutely...Yummy!!!

Which do you prefer? Ejaculate inside or somewhere on the body? Tits, small of back what else.

pepperjones comments on Aug 14, 2018:

You're only supposed to wash your hair once or twice a week so... just stay away from my hair ;)

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd Reminds me of Something About Mary....

SEZ it all...

Omots comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I like it, but nominated by who? I believe in double checking sources

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

@Omots Nominated by the Author maybe...Not me...It's all good my friend!!!

Hard to think of myself as single after 28 years of marriage. But I guess I am.

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Join the Party...Life goes on. I prefer to stay active rather than dwell on the past. Have some damn fun people!!!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

@GreatNani 17 years here...

SEZ it all...

Omots comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I like it, but nominated by who? I believe in double checking sources

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 14, 2018:

Copied it from FB...Thought it was funny...

Every morning I wake up wondering if I can go through the day without reading another ludicrous ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Come this November let your voice be heard!!!! It's all we can do for now

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

@KKGator Thanks for the pep talk. I am already active in my community doing just that. There ain't no grass growing under this ass!!!

You know you've waited to long for a damn reply!!!!

Magician comments on Aug 13, 2018:

The new Jeff Dunham puppet. Silence I pillage you!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

Love the guy funny as hell!!!

Being single..

UUNJ comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I only wish I had someone to handle my personal bookkeeping. I abhor that task.

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

@Hihi I'll help you both out...I can multitask...LOL

Boundaries.

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 13, 2018:

https://youtu.be/oQbei5JGiT8 I show this video to my children when they get their sex talk. It's simple and easy to understand, and keeps it light. As far as dealing with erroneous invasion- depending upon the severity, I think it's like any other mistake. If I tell you you've done ...

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

@FlippantLlama Got ya thanks!!! I only got the CLEAN version to pop up. No problem with the juxx of it...I always have a pot of tea going...LOL

Boundaries.

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 13, 2018:

https://youtu.be/oQbei5JGiT8 I show this video to my children when they get their sex talk. It's simple and easy to understand, and keeps it light. As far as dealing with erroneous invasion- depending upon the severity, I think it's like any other mistake. If I tell you you've done ...

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

I can't open it for some reason

You know you've waited to long for a damn reply!!!!

Christiep77 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Oh my gosh!! You got to meet Keith Richards?!?! Lucky!!!?

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

Him and I went to different schools together...go figure!!!!

You know you've waited to long for a damn reply!!!!

escapetypist comments on Aug 13, 2018:

There’s no pill for death

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

He was beyond my help!

You know you've waited to long for a damn reply!!!!

TheDoubter comments on Aug 13, 2018:

you didn't buy a drink for your buddy

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

I tried... but he said that alcohol runs right through him!!!!

Hard to think of myself as single after 28 years of marriage. But I guess I am.

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Join the Party...Life goes on. I prefer to stay active rather than dwell on the past. Have some damn fun people!!!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

@pinklotus18 Absolutely...I washed my hands of it and left

Don't fuck with my Daddy's Brownies!!!!

Snickers77 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Did you make enough for everyone?

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 13, 2018:

Get um while they're HOT!!!!

The other day I was having lunch at work and I was explaining to my supervisor all the current ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

What sites are you on????

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

@jc2018 No need, actually I'm not interested in the terms...I'm doing fine without them. I'm not having any problems in this area

The other day I was having lunch at work and I was explaining to my supervisor all the current ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

What sites are you on????

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

@jc2018 Just curious...I've never heard those terms

Have you ever made love in a barn full of hay?

sellinger comments on Aug 12, 2018:

A barn? What's that? Hay? What's that? Never heard of these things. Ima city boy lol. Now in the grass in central park, that's a whole different story!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

@sellinger It's all good my friend...No Problems here

Have you ever made love in a barn full of hay?

sellinger comments on Aug 12, 2018:

A barn? What's that? Hay? What's that? Never heard of these things. Ima city boy lol. Now in the grass in central park, that's a whole different story!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

@sellinger Same way here...Read the poems!!!!

Have you ever made love in a barn full of hay?

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I lived on an 8 acre ranch...Does that count?

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

@zorialoki Couldn't afford that...We had horses at least and off of 20 miles of dirt roads!!!

Have you ever made love in a barn full of hay?

sellinger comments on Aug 12, 2018:

A barn? What's that? Hay? What's that? Never heard of these things. Ima city boy lol. Now in the grass in central park, that's a whole different story!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

@sellinger Coming back for a visit next month...

Happy Sunday, everyone. What’s on the agenda today?

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Have a cookie, take a nap and dream in color...Be wery, wery Quiet...I'm hunting Wabbits!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

@PenLOP HAHAHA!!!

Have you ever made love in a barn full of hay?

sellinger comments on Aug 12, 2018:

A barn? What's that? Hay? What's that? Never heard of these things. Ima city boy lol. Now in the grass in central park, that's a whole different story!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 12, 2018:

New York City??? Transplanted New Yorker here...Born and raised in Yonkers.

The most unimaginable thing happened to my family.

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Sorry for your loss...Karma will get the ones responsible and bite them in the ass

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 11, 2018:

@Tenacious Again sorry for the loss to you and your boy!!!

Good Morning Girls and Boys.

Lukian comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Evangeline Lilly Rachel McAdams Jeri Ryan Christina Aguilera Jamie Lee Curtis but there are so many more.... I don't know which is on top.

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 11, 2018:

Yup, Yup and Yup...So many more luscious Ladies!!!

Good Morning Girls and Boys.

KCjoe108 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Ooooh. Tough one for me. I crush on tons of celebrities. My Top 5 This Second would be, in no particular order: Tiffany Amber Theissen from Saved By The Bell and 90210. Alison Hannigan from Buffy and American Pie. Kate Beckinsale from Underworld. Jennifer Aniston from anything. Jennifer ...

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 11, 2018:

I would not throw Taylor Swift out of my bed...LOL

Good Morning Girls and Boys.

SallyInStitches comments on Aug 10, 2018:

In no particular order Idris Elba David Tennant Kenneth Branagh Tobias Santelmann Tony Curran

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 10, 2018:

May your fantasies CUM True!!!

Good Morning Girls and Boys.

Charity comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Could it be any celebrity?

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 10, 2018:

let your imagination run wild!!!

Ok here's a poll about what people like about a women's body besides the usual answers

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Their is not a spot on a woman that I don't like...The whole package for me!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 9, 2018:

@sellinger I'll wait patiently for the prize...LOL

So I had posed the question about oral sex.

Annitonn comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Yes

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 9, 2018:

@Spag84 I think she means YES all of the above...

I have two moods ?

Gareth comments on Aug 8, 2018:

I basically alternate between grumpy and bad-tempered.

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@sewchick57 I'm at your command...When they made Viagra they used part of my DNA...I am the wolverine of pure sex....lol

I have two moods ?

Gareth comments on Aug 8, 2018:

I basically alternate between grumpy and bad-tempered.

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@sewchick57 Lets be honest...it's not the sleep you've been lacking...It's the Hard Facts of life you've been lacking...Well if it's hard facts you want...Hard facts are my forte....Just sayin'

I still sometimes think this reality is some nightmare that I'll wake up from...

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 7, 2018:

We the people are the only ones who have the power to get this Moron out of office...BY VOTING... So my friends lets ALL get up off our collective asses and do it!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@LucyLoohoo No Shit...I would love too. I will do my part come November!

Have you seen anyone list their IQ in their single's profile?

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

The VA tested me. They told me I had a 3 digit I.Q.....But the first 2 numbers are ZERO!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@Hermit It is...Has been from day one!!!

I have two moods ?

Gareth comments on Aug 8, 2018:

I basically alternate between grumpy and bad-tempered.

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@sewchick57 You must know my EX...you could be twin sisters of different Mothers!!! LOL

This gave me a chuckle. I think that I WOULD actually prefer it this way, tbh...

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Damn I had my armor on but I farted...Maybe later, after I fumigate it!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@Leeshi Just trying to be helpful...

Ladies.....what is your favorite toy and why?

EvaV comments on Aug 8, 2018:

A live cock.....Still trying to find the rights toys....So frustrating

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

I'd be happy to help you out until you found the right toy....

This gave me a chuckle. I think that I WOULD actually prefer it this way, tbh...

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Damn I had my armor on but I farted...Maybe later, after I fumigate it!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@psycheworks I can help with that...

So if she/he asked you to play one song to win their heart what would it be?

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Wild Horses...The Stones!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@SukiSue I am a wild one...and if I like something or someone not only could wild horses NOT drag me away...They could not break my defense for something or someone I care about...I would literally die defending that...Old school; Italian here!!!!

So if she/he asked you to play one song to win their heart what would it be?

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Wild Horses...The Stones!!!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@SukiSue Trying to hook us up are you...

Sometimes when I’m scratching my back on a wall corner I feel like I could have been an above ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 7, 2018:

To old here...I' break something...I have a pole that a woman can dance on does that count????

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@MissKathleen If she hops on the pole...I can dance...LOL

Good Morning Girls and Boys, Got your coffee ready?

thinktwice comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Nice way to start a boring Tuesday! I look forward to my coffee and your poem...lol...might need to add a cigarette break as well...phew...thanks!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 7, 2018:

Enjoy Sweetie

How many days do you wait for a message before accepting the fact that "their just not that into ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

What I dislike more is when you get a one word reply...to your message!!! Frustrating at least

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@NotReallyKirby I message a lady telling her she has a pretty smile...I get a thanks back THAT'S ALL.. Damn If she's not interested she should NOT have replied at all. That's how I would handle it for sure...Personal opinion!

Good Morning Girls and Boys, Got your coffee ready?

HardBlues69 comments on Aug 7, 2018:

LMFAO. You a trip MAN! THAT'S COOL!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 7, 2018:

Plenty more where that CAME from...LOL Check them out!!!

Sometimes when I’m scratching my back on a wall corner I feel like I could have been an above ...

MissKathleen comments on Aug 6, 2018:

no doubt!

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 7, 2018:

Hey Birthday Month girl...How's your day going so far?

Definition of SPAM.... Broke!

FrayedBear comments on Aug 7, 2018:

? Tinned processed ham and sawdust.

RobertNappi2 replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@FrayedBear I'm gonna put you both in time out damn it!!!!...LOL

I'm sorry. I did laugh completely out loud & scared the cat.

thinktwice comments on Aug 6, 2018:

yep--coffee spewed out all over my keyboard...again...this is just too funny....