Are your hands pretty enough for my amazing eyebrows?
I am the activist you're looking for.
To only the best people out there,
I'm a modest kinda man, who likes nothing more than golf with the right person, and socialising with my good mate, Luke, who admires my energetic qualities.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my rational personality, closly followed by my smashing eyebrows. I can be a jerk when I don't know people well - with body parts like my eyebrows and my elbows, I can afford to be.
I work as a activist, helping teenagers. This allows me to exercise my skills: drawing and wielding weapons. One day, I was just about to stop work when Luke appeared from nowhere and congratulated me on a job well done. "that was a job well done." That's the kind of thing people say to me on a daily basis. Of course, now, Luke and me are best friends, and the praise runs like water. A lesser man would get a big head.
My life goals include:
Star in the next Star Wars film.
Shoot a follow-up to the perfume advert I star in
Become the best activist I can be
If you're the right person for me, you'll be adorable and helpful. You won't be afraid to spend time with my friends and will have a healthy respect for cars.
My ideal date would involve snooker in London with a wonderful person by my side. While we're there, I evaluate your pretty hands, checking that you're up to my understandably high standards.
People only get one chance with me. For every person who displeases me, there are another 111 waiting in the wings to replace you.