Meet the Parents Cold Open - SNL [youtube.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

I missed SNL last night. Thanks for sharing

Get Fixed ....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

"But I don't have any teeth down there"

How women support religion.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

That truck in the last photo must be a real "chick magnet"

& since it's Sunday, our favorite cartoon pig!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Pigtastic

I'm a sign

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Lol

Well that should be an interesting episode....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Probably a few in this crazy ass world have

Finally a Day of to come play with y'all

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I have the day off because we got twenty freaking inches of snow in the middle of freaking April

Is it hypocritical for me, as an atheist, to celebrate religious holidays?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

It's fine. When we leave the religion we can also leave the guilt. Atheism for me is a "freeing experience". I'm not going to now feel guilty and restricted for doing what I like, in the name of Atheism. Enjoy the holidays

Only in America, lost in translation.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Must have been too big to go all the way Inn

I was with her.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Good choice

Found this to be humorous

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

My hometown of Laramie, Wyoming has a Kum and Go. False advertising though. I found out the hard way it is really Kum and Get Arrested

Hmmm something to ponder

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Dumbass questions on so many levels. We should not have, probably paid, days off when others do because we don't share in their delusion? Do these people even know how to think?

Really not

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I'm guessing not good

Just keep driving

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Must be Nebraska

Plain and simple

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Couldn't they of made him less of an asshole?

Clinton's model

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Never a fan of hers, but I'd give my left nut to have her in rather than the Orange Douchebag.....Two bad options in 2016.

Mystery solved...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Whose the lucky devil?

Even nature have it more often than some people

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Wow he shore has a woody

The internet can be a tad ironic at times

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Not the famous person I've been hoping to hear is dead

It's a "trending" thing

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Good one

I don't know if it would do anything for my complexion, but I'd still use it!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Looks like it must be cold wherever that photo was taken

Let's have some fun with this one..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Diapers

Hate when that happens

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Oh shit

A Lego-ist??

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

How much wood would a woody want ........I thought I was going somewhere with that

How mad are we?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Insanity is a sane reaction to an insane world

Watching Spongebob yesterday and noticed that the fish and sandy the squirell had boobs.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Interesting

Check out the New Group, &Positivevibes

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I like it

In a while crocodile !

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

The meme is coming in awhile ?

Truth or Dare

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Have sex

As an Atheist this works for me

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Think the kitten is doable

So no nudes for us!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Pretty close to me, but I drink that orange flavored bud light now...So...

Mysterious Illustration !!! Guess the animal!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Hmmmm. Boy that's a tough one

I was an English major, ok????

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 21, 2018:

And don't you fucking forget it

Hahahahaha!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 21, 2018:

So does he pee on his ballsack?

Found on facebook of all places!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Good one

Clint's birthday

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Cunt Eastwood?

I made it!! God level!! Thanks for all your help!! Now I'll give you a break!! You guys rocked!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Congratulations there, Captain!

111 more points to go

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Man you pulled out a few good ones here

If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Ahhhhh. I see what you did there. You have to get up pretty early in the afternoon to fool me.

Not so cheesy but it's a joke! "The Gorilla on the Roof Joke" A man wakes up one morning to ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Ha!

That's right, I said lockiness!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I think everyone does that

Something funny going on

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

No way with that ass (I didn't give it away)

Called out by the doctor

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Are they going to have sex now? :)

What do we do with this knowledge?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

That kids going somewhere. I'm not sure where, but somewhere

True story -- Colorado state senator MaryAnne Trebedo (R), Colorado Springs, back in the 90's

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I thought it dropped off significantly after age 19

Men if you care to make a wish

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I think 10 inches is enough

Nice award.... teacher

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

That young man will think of that teacher in a few years

Only every morning...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2018:

I'm winning at losing

Just walking around blindly

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Funny

What should have happened.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Lol.

TBT...even then we had trouble with Normies.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

The struggles with the muggles is real

TBT....2012 was not that much different.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

I especially like the last one

I believe in evidence.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

True dat

Still miss you sometimes.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Now that is love

Ah meetme.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Top of the line memes.

Ooooooch! Turnt Grandpa strikes again..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Lol

Remember, this is the Onion! Should The Browns Use The First Overall Pick On A Once-In-A-Generation...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

That was my ex's nickname

I don't think crying would be much better.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Unless you dressed it up like a clown or put a funny smiley face on it

You hold the power!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

The Church of Seven Day Blowjobs

What the hell are you doing?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

It doesn't bother me unless I'm trying to eat it while driving

When ya gotta go

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Rural areas don't tip their strippers enough. Come on! Meth ain't free

I attended my good friends funeral today, I’ve been struggling with the importance of tradition, ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Think that is what Unitarian Universalists try and do...Secular traditions

For the ladies

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Let me know if that line works

Well, that's awkward

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Diet cock won't get you pregnant

Statutory rape

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

A totally unrelated question, does anyone know if there is a statue of Beyonce anywhere?

Cigarettes stunt your growth

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Try it. You might like it

Blond(ie) joke

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I'm gonna getcha

Equality for all

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Here here

Signature qualities

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

As long as she doesn't eat all of the pizza

In poor taste....Definitely! But too funny to refrain from sharing.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Thinking with those teeth you wouldn't be getting back in one piece

Do not insert your arm into the cow!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Or any other body parts

Well, he's an ass, so....

Rudy1962 comments on May 1, 2018:

Ha!

That old chestnut

Rudy1962 comments on May 2, 2018:

Once you go horse you never get back on course

Mathew Who ?? Accused what ?

Rudy1962 comments on May 3, 2018:

If the name fits......

The 70s....

Rudy1962 comments on May 3, 2018:

Oh. I miss those days

The Family Circle

Rudy1962 comments on May 4, 2018:

LMAO

Maybe he should write his side in a book LOL

Rudy1962 comments on May 4, 2018:

Brilliant

My level of maturity right here.

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2018:

That did make me laugh out loud

Only thing I like about her is that she's probably the biggest reason McCain lost!

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0pinZNYxQeo

Run, Weird Al, run!

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

Rainy day.

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2018:

Appropriate number. Suppose it wasn't coincidence

All over this land....

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2018:

Do it!

Gonna need a ger boat.

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2018:

Must be a meme maker

Turleman sucks

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2018:

Fry the bastard

Someg to ponder

Rudy1962 comments on May 7, 2018:

That's definitely true when I'm hungry

WARNING!!! This is a test, and only a test.

Rudy1962 comments on May 7, 2018:

So wait? If something here offends me I can just scroll past it? I don't need to ruminate on it and decided because I find it offensive then it must be banned?

Hooray for him.

Rudy1962 comments on May 7, 2018:

Da Nile aint just a river in Egypt

So you think you can tell?

Rudy1962 comments on May 7, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic

Oh really Bert

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

A poem like that is sure to win over a woman's heart

What happened to the bread?

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

I think I'm in love

Nobody needs this

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Ever been around folks with Downs Syndrome? Usually happy AF. Most smart people I know seem depressed .....So.....

False advertising....

Rudy1962 comments on May 9, 2018:

Never say never

This one is for you Eric!

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

Yah. I hate when people share my posts without first liking them or commenting on them. Soooo rude

How Are U Going To Tell Her?

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

Wait tell she's gone...Move out and then text her

Savage mom.....

Rudy1962 comments on May 10, 2018:

Evil but genius

Bad hair day

Rudy1962 comments on May 11, 2018:

Screw them Do what you want

My sex life is....

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

My sex life is short and sweet

Counting the days...

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Narcissistic, ignorant, lying, phony, sociopathic, egomaniac. He and his followers make it hard for me to gain a better attitude towards humanity

We all benefit!

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Excellent

We all benefit!

Rudy1962 comments on May 12, 2018:

Excellent