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Stay thirsty my friends

glennlab comments on May 9, 2019:

Well it's hot in the jungle.

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2019:

Lol. It wouldn’t have worked for him if they went to ...say Minnesota

Getting reception in secluded areas

t1nick comments on May 8, 2019:

If you have phone reception, and wifi (or you wouldn't be able to get on Agnostics), go to TuneIn.com. They broadcast news and sports, including the NBA playoffs. You may have to pay for premiun sports like NBA playoffs. But lots of sports that are free as well as news

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2019:

Thanks. That might help

Ladies, I hear he’s single

KKGator comments on May 9, 2019:

Isn't this the same vehicle that belonged to the guy who sent out all those mail bombs? Or is this another fucking moron?

Rudy1962 replies on May 9, 2019:

Not sure

Getting reception in secluded areas

MsDemeanour comments on May 8, 2019:

what you need is an antenna

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2019:

How much does that one cost?

Surprise surprise

SiouxcitySue comments on May 8, 2019:

Ew, that is totally disgusting.

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2019:

Yah. Sorry It’s a shitty meme

Surprise surprise

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

laughed too hard at this one.

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2019:

Me too

Didn’t like her husband

MojoDave comments on May 8, 2019:

Maybe he wasn't such a nice guy?

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2019:

Maybe not. Maybe she was waiting on that sweet inheritance

That's just not right.

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2019:

God is a dickhead

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2019:

@MojoDave yah that invisible bastard

Once you're dead, who cares?

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2019:

My cats will miss me

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2019:

@tnorman1236 probably not

Also, drunk.....probably.

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

No, that's you in the tiger.

Rudy1962 replies on May 8, 2019:

Well played

Quite a pet

EricTrommater comments on May 6, 2019:

I think it's feral.

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2019:

Sure looks like it

Quite a pet

MojoDave comments on May 6, 2019:

Is that a dead body next to Franco? 😳

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2019:

Not sure. Didn’t see that

Baby is in trouble

MojoDave comments on May 6, 2019:

Should I apply for adoption??

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2019:

Yes

Turkey vultures are so smug.

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2019:

I had a girlfriend like that once

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2019:

@altschmerz I was too weird for her

Don’t make assumptions

KKGator comments on May 6, 2019:

As long as you don't eat the brain, or spinal column, it's not really harmful. Although, personally, I'd avoid some of the other major organs like the liver, and kidneys. Yes, I checked. ;)

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2019:

Good to know

Don’t make assumptions

Robecology comments on May 6, 2019:

I read - then re-read - the sad, shocking, humble story of the althletic team lost in the Andes....and having to rely on eating the dead remains of thier friends killed in the crash. They even made a movie of it. Given the choice between wasting away and eating sun-dried bits of human ...

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2019:

Yah. I read that book years ago It kept my attention

Depends on what you mean by sex

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

we have pictures

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2019:

Caught red handed

You go, Patrick

EricTrommater comments on May 6, 2019:

Well said, Patrick. Well said.

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2019:

Patrick is a genius

I don't know about where you are, but summer is just around the corner here.

Bikes4Fish comments on May 6, 2019:

Don’t forget to replace the muffler belts!

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2019:

And the blinker fluid

💜🖤🖤💔💗💓💓❣️💗💓❣️💖💓💓💚

Christiep77 comments on May 5, 2019:

Hellman’s is better.

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2019:

@Christiep77 we only take our beer seriously here

Is this true ?

altschmerz comments on May 5, 2019:

https://youtu.be/nuHI9-_Moig

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2019:

Perfect find

I sure hope this works

MojoDave comments on May 5, 2019:

How's that working out for you, huh? 😂

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2019:

Still waiting but enjoying the wait

A redacted dress

bookofmorons comments on May 5, 2019:

LMAo - I thought she was a poor man's hamburgler

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2019:

Lol

💜🖤🖤💔💗💓💓❣️💗💓❣️💖💓💓💚

Christiep77 comments on May 5, 2019:

Hellman’s is better.

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2019:

Could be. I never pay attention to brand

Change my mind....

Rudy1962 comments on May 3, 2019:

What’s are flats? Flat chested?

Rudy1962 replies on May 3, 2019:

@TiernanMcCann ahhh ok

Fucking scientists.....

EyesThatSmile comments on May 3, 2019:

Okay, so I would buy hundreds of those and give them away, probably at inner city schools. I know the rest of you will tell me to go to hell. I don’t care... (but I do hope the shocks aren’t quite that bad.) Not that I don’t swear. Can’t people come up with more colorful ways of saying ...

Rudy1962 replies on May 3, 2019:

We don’t even believe in hell :)

Surprise!!

Kynlei comments on May 2, 2019:

It looks like a pregnancy test, but it's actually a test that's supposed to tell you the sex of the baby.

Rudy1962 replies on May 2, 2019:

Ahhhh ok

Surprise!!

brentan comments on May 2, 2019:

I guess. But they're happy.

Rudy1962 replies on May 2, 2019:

True that

Oh well now it makes sense

Captnron59 comments on May 2, 2019:

Since when?

Rudy1962 replies on May 2, 2019:

Since never

You taint special

Captnron59 comments on May 2, 2019:

What? What belongs to whom?

Rudy1962 replies on May 2, 2019:

Her hoo haa

Need the encouragement

Captnron59 comments on May 2, 2019:

If you last that long

Rudy1962 replies on May 2, 2019:

Yah. I thought about that

Funny Donald Memes

Captnron59 comments on May 2, 2019:

I think the numbers are low

Rudy1962 replies on May 2, 2019:

Probably

I will be there soon

LisaL81 comments on May 2, 2019:

I think I was behind her going to work yesterday lol

Rudy1962 replies on May 2, 2019:

Me too

Siggie wins

Captnron59 comments on May 1, 2019:

IDK about that

Rudy1962 replies on May 1, 2019:

Depends on yo mama

I’ll take my chances

Captnron59 comments on May 1, 2019:

Only just about an hour

Rudy1962 replies on May 1, 2019:

I can go up to two and a half

Don't touch my money

Robecology comments on May 1, 2019:

Wake up, Bernie haters....AND STOP THE LIES! He just is talking about raising the taxes on BILLIONAIRES! The “For the 99.8% Act,” as the bill is known, would tax the estates of those who inherit more than $3.5 million. The proposal comes after Republican senators called for eliminating ...

Rudy1962 replies on May 1, 2019:

Thanks

True dat.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2019:

I did that about half way to La. this past weekend to discover no phone.

Rudy1962 replies on May 1, 2019:

I was thinking you meant Los Angels but then I looked at where you are from- so Louisiana

Never hear them offering prayers for this.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Gives me an idea. Might go to church just to ask the congregation to pray that I get an erection

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2019:

@Ludo good one

iMeme.

Robecology comments on Apr 29, 2019:

I shared this with the Apple user/lovers! Good one!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2019:

Thanks

iMeme.

Livinlife comments on Apr 29, 2019:

One of them is in trouble; guess which one

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2019:

Bad doggy?

Everybody shaken and everybody bacon

IamNobody comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Ironically all gone but one

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2019:

They didn’t stick to their message

Similarity is uncanny

Captnron59 comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Who is he?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2019:

@Captnron59 yah before this meme U didn’t notice the similarity

Similarity is uncanny

Captnron59 comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Who is he?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2019:

The chimp in the suit is Stephen Miller. He’s a senior advisor for Trump, and now picked to lead Homeland Security. Let’s just say he has an interesting personality

Definitely my cat

Captnron59 comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Dogs know before you do!!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2019:

I believe it

Everybody shaken and everybody bacon

Christiep77 comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Help you with your Saturday Night Fever...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2019:

Good one

Hard to tell

scurry comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Can't it be both?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 29, 2019:

Don’t know why it couldn’t

Hmmmm. That would be something

Livinlife comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Might have to be a sand box, sorry neighbors!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2019:

Hopefully the kids aren’t playing in it at the time

Sometimes...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Try alcohol

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 27, 2019:

@tnorman1236 not me

This one is so bad, but points are points.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Boooo!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2019:

I do, but points are points

Conflicted mo fo’s

brentan comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Brings a whole new meaning to 'No pasarán!'

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2019:

I’m going to admit, I had to google that :(

Ashes to ashes...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Well I’m glad they clean the bed

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 ahhh. I’m good :)

If the bear is like Trump, he might like it

FrayedBear comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Who urinated in Trump's eye?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 26, 2019:

@FrayedBear noooo. The reference for the meme is the accusations that Trump hired prostitutes in Russia to pee on him. In all fairness those accusations have not been substantiated

Wow boneless

Novelty comments on Apr 25, 2019:

So we need an investigation to find out who's boning all those other watermelons.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 25, 2019:

Boning a watermelon is messy business, and frowned on by Walt, the produce supervising supervisor

If the bear is like Trump, he might like it

FrayedBear comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Who urinated in Trump's eye?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 25, 2019:

Mike Pence

Sometimes I think they have that part right

scurry comments on Apr 25, 2019:

So if all those starving people stop wanting food, their life will be better?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 25, 2019:

You got me there :)

Might have stolen some of these from here. I’ve been taking a lot of NyQuil

Novelty comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Here's a photo of my fellow engineer Falguni with the engineer that invented PCAir, he's 95 and still comes to work every morning at 5:00am. I always said he looks like someone unwrapped a mummy.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 25, 2019:

A little, but looks pretty good for 95

Today's my birthday :)

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Happy Birthday ???

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2019:

@joeymf86 my emojis keep turning into question marks on this site

Nobody likes a screaming tree

Duchess comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Uhhhh...does that rabbit have 3 knees ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 24, 2019:

I think it’s his wiener ?

Broken rules.

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

That will teach him to ever do that again.. maybe.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 23, 2019:

Right. Maybe

Almost there

Captnron59 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Too big to miss!!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 23, 2019:

Maybe the guy was drunk

Stress reduction

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

According to my ex-biz partner (may the parole board be turning him down now) hiding the bodies is the worst part. Never ever bury them. Weight the corpse and throw it overboard ten miles off shore. Somewhere in New Jersey, Jimmy Hoffner is holding up a bridge piling.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 23, 2019:

What kind of business were you in???

Photoshopped?

Captnron59 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Put them all together

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 23, 2019:

Makes for a hell of a sentence

An uplifting meme

altschmerz comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Does this guy know someone took a picture of him and made it into a meme? I sometimes wonder about stuff like that.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 22, 2019:

Now you have me wondering

You piss on it you own it

Zoohome comments on Apr 21, 2019:

?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 21, 2019:

Monopoly....you buy property to own it. Dogs piss on things to mark their territory...dogopoly, you piss on it you own it

Maybe he wants some

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

So it is a religion of Voyeurs?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 21, 2019:

Think so

Pretty close

Robecology comments on Apr 20, 2019:

As opposed to "Nirvana"....OK....I think?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

I think

History made.......

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Did he grab his own pussy?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

Good one

This is Bill - another victim of a Samsung phone.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Idk man. I have trouble laughing at domestic violence.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

Ok

Don't do it....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

It started with the donuts

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@OpposingOpposum right on me tastebuds

I prefer a frog

Dancing comments on Apr 18, 2019:

I hope someone make a video with him talking and the frog on his face! 😂

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

That would be cool

He’s got it going on

EricTrommater comments on Apr 18, 2019:

He also used campaign funds so his family's pet rabbit could fly with them on a plane....

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

I like him even better

Someone didn’t think this through

BohoHeathen comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Idk...seems accurate

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

You found the perfect meme for this meme, or so it seems

Love the yo mama jokes

MojoDave comments on Apr 18, 2019:

I don't think that's quite like it sounds. I think it's just one day and for the rest of her life all that Queen does is lay eggs. Can anybody verify that?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

Not me

Did you see him on Fox?

Looking4-Others comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Exactly!!! They brought him in to tear his policies down but instead their plan backfired on them

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

Never underestimate Bernie

I'll remember that.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Yah spelling that correct is nothing to clap about

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

@tnorman1236 thanks

Everybody bragging about it...

altschmerz comments on Apr 17, 2019:

#metoo

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

@Christiep77 five

No wonder I’m fat. It’s not my fault. It’s the country where I was born.

Cutiebeauty comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Eat a salad🥗 once in awhile 🤣😋

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

Mmmmmm. Taco Salad

Coming this Easter

brentan comments on Apr 17, 2019:

What a difference a lisp makes.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

Good one

People really do this

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

When I discover while she was visiting, she helped herself to a couple of rolls of coins in my change jar.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

Really?

Can someone name one thing that Trump has done, since taking office, that is racist?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Muslim Travel Ban, constantly saying how black athletes should be fired for taking a knee in protest of police violence, calling African countries “shit hole countries”, putting brown children in cages and separating them from their parents, saying Hispanics coming here are mainly murderers and ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

@ArtemisDivine just because you have sources doesn’t mean what you say is not an opinion. You truly do not know the difference between a fact and an opinion. That does help me understand people who support a man who constantly lies. Verifiable lies

What could go wrong?

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Wouldn't you think those funky tights would hold it close until he could get down?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 16, 2019:

You’d think

What could go wrong?

J75243 comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Depends. :D

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 16, 2019:

Good one

Can someone name one thing that Trump has done, since taking office, that is racist?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Muslim Travel Ban, constantly saying how black athletes should be fired for taking a knee in protest of police violence, calling African countries “shit hole countries”, putting brown children in cages and separating them from their parents, saying Hispanics coming here are mainly murderers and ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 16, 2019:

@ArtemisDivine. Thanks for the softball. Stating we needed a Travel ban on Muslim country’s to keep us safe is an opinion not a fact. Stating athletes taking a knee is disrespectful to the American people is an opinion not a fact. Stating Trump saying African countries are shit hole countries had nothing to do with their race, is an opinion not a fact. Stating that Trump’s words would be twisted, if he commented on the burning down of African American Churches, is an opinion not a fact. Can “we please” learn the difference between facts and opinions?

Can someone name one thing that Trump has done, since taking office, that is racist?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Muslim Travel Ban, constantly saying how black athletes should be fired for taking a knee in protest of police violence, calling African countries “shit hole countries”, putting brown children in cages and separating them from their parents, saying Hispanics coming here are mainly murderers and ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 16, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Good points

Can someone name one thing that Trump has done, since taking office, that is racist?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Muslim Travel Ban, constantly saying how black athletes should be fired for taking a knee in protest of police violence, calling African countries “shit hole countries”, putting brown children in cages and separating them from their parents, saying Hispanics coming here are mainly murderers and ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 16, 2019:

@ArtemisDivine please. You just expressed opinions also You also are denying patterns of behavior. Talking about facts: The flow of undocumented people from the southern border was declining for decades. Over the last decade there have been many more terrorist attacks in this country by US citizens/non Muslims than Muslims from other countries. Hispanic immigrants commit crimes at a lower rate than US citizens. Trump keeps pushing the narrative of how dangerous those brown people from south of the border are....and you want to lecture me on facts. Later I will probably waste time and post proof of my above statements, but you won’t believe it or twist it some way.

That’s a fact, Jack

Robecology comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Beer is a food...it provides mostly carbohydrates, but there's also a trace of proteins. Alcohol is a form of fat...which, unfortunately is good for us only in very small amounts....but it's also very addictive. Beware beer addiction.....LOL!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 16, 2019:

That is what my friend Al Coholic says.

Can someone name one thing that Trump has done, since taking office, that is racist?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Muslim Travel Ban, constantly saying how black athletes should be fired for taking a knee in protest of police violence, calling African countries “shit hole countries”, putting brown children in cages and separating them from their parents, saying Hispanics coming here are mainly murderers and ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 16, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2015/06/15/is-being-hispanic-a-matter-of-race-ethnicity-or-both/ He is using a very literal/specific definition of racist. We all know how the word is used in everyday conversation. The Muslim Ban was directed towards Middle Eastern Countries. Technically, Middle Eastern/Arab is also not a race...,,ok ok Trump is prejudice against people of a different skin tone. Well that doesn’t work either because he is orange. He is prejudice against non-white Homo sapiens.....more like pink Anyway, Trump is an asshole who divides people and is hateful towards people who are not of European decent

Don’t do it, Waldo

bookofmorons comments on Apr 16, 2019:

No hiding in the real age of Big Brother

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 16, 2019:

Not even for Waldo

My kind of diet

Zoohome comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Can you share? Or do I have to get my own? 😬😜

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 16, 2019:

I will. I’m rolling in the dough

A lot of truth in this

MikeInBatonRouge comments on Apr 15, 2019:

This twitter post is painfully over-simplified. Of course progressives get attacked by centrists, only centrists would say "questioned," since "attacked" is its own kind of smear, aimed at making the critic sound monstrously aggressive. But attacks, critiques, whatever you call them, come from...