A true priority.

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2019:

True that

Hmm........

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2019:

Veggie douches’

Time goes by quickly when mommy is an idiot.

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2019:

Ouch

Not me, of course, but somebody should....

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2019:

Then what would she post about?

Turkey vultures are so smug.

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2019:

I had a girlfriend like that once

I don't know about where you are, but summer is just around the corner here.

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2019:

Ok. I’m going to go try it now

Throat cancer

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2019:

Can’t have throat cancer without a throat

If she can aim

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2019:

For pregnant women with penises to pee on their children

It's a trap....

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2019:

It is

Trying to fit in

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2019:

Cute

That's a twist.

Rudy1962 comments on May 4, 2019:

My anaconda don’t

I almost cried when i saw this.

Rudy1962 comments on May 4, 2019:

Is she dead?

Florida cops as bad as Florida man.

Rudy1962 comments on May 4, 2019:

Funny

Speaking of Superheros and my inability to lose weight....

Rudy1962 comments on May 3, 2019:

Full body superhero

Hindsight is 20/20....

Rudy1962 comments on May 3, 2019:

I could live with getting arrested. Getting laughed at would suck though

Change my mind....

Rudy1962 comments on May 3, 2019:

What’s are flats? Flat chested?

Fucking scientists.....

Rudy1962 comments on May 3, 2019:

That’s fucking shocking

I'll have to fact check this one.

Rudy1962 comments on May 2, 2019:

Imagine that

Not going up that creek.

Rudy1962 comments on May 2, 2019:

Can catch some big browns in there

Joe Biden; how closely do we examine the past?

Rudy1962 comments on May 1, 2019:

https://theintercept.com/2019/04/25/joe-biden-presidential-bid-lobbyists-fundraiser/

Always worried what would happen.

Rudy1962 comments on May 1, 2019:

Funny

It's a proccess.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Trump?

I'll have to pass on some of those...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Only three shitty ones? Not bad

Is it just me ... (LOLOL)

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Hard to fight an invisible man

Perhaps homeopathic cures would help.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Guess if one wasn’t around people then they wouldn’t know they had it

Always have a plan!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

I ate a nun once. It was kind of awkward but she seemed to like it

I'm ready - are you?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

More than ready

Can't win if you don't play....can't lose either, tho.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Got to be in it to win it, but winning makes me uncomfortable

Can't win if you don't play....can't lose either, tho.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

But can you pick your nose ?

Triggered.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

I love the uneducated

I'll take an Ice T with that....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Definitely ghetto cause I see the ice cream truck

Nice place to visit tho....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Done did that decades ago

Scrabble kicks puppies....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Yoda the man

@Sassygirl3869 kicked off for Fuher trumpf

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

What does that even mean?

They should change their logo.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Yah.,,,,not sending my kids there

Oh baby! That's it!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Even the damn clouds are getting action

Create the caption for this pic!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Butt crack mountain

Life after college and before retirement.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Welcome to the jungle

A real blonde with hair grow treatment.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

That would be something

Never hear them offering prayers for this.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2019:

Gives me an idea. Might go to church just to ask the congregation to pray that I get an erection

Interesting Venn diagram.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2019:

I like the Zen diagram, where everything interconnects

Well okay then.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Just one?

A terrifying story.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2019:

What a monster

Yes. Yes it is.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Truth, bro

Also, keep looking....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Took me 22.567 seconds to see it

If that's the best you can do...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2019:

“I’ll try” is more honest

Long duck dong.. love you long time.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Is he Hung Tu Lo?

What can I say?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Don’t play me, play with me

Squirrels in the park

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Well they always cheat anyway

That can happen.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Slow clap

Wow, what a concept.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Wait until he discovers he doesn’t have a penis

2 Weeks on "Plenty Of Fish"

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2019:

It’s a scam. Didn’t find even one fish or even a mermaid on the site

Love is a drug

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2019:

I think the relationship is heading south

Get my drift..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Perfect

Watch your step

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Now the Trump presidency makes sense

There's that too

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Sniffing Joe

Sometimes...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Try alcohol

Is she wearing pants?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Is it a blow up doll ?

Mirrors are evil!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Good job. Keep it up

Otter space...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2019:

that is sooo otterly bad

Now that's about right!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Yah. It’s losing it’s appeal. Not as entertaining as it used to be

It's worth a try.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2019:

I just want the taco

Bees’ hives

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Hate when that happens

The real life of mermaids

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Seems kind of fishy

Uncommon folk

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Trump supporters?

Makin' bacon.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Taint right

Not your sister. I'm sure she is a lovely woman.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2019:

A girl has to make a living

A PSA from MRU.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Urine for a surprise

McDouble-Sexual?....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Otay!

Barbara is savage!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 26, 2019:

I bet she keeps those kids in line

That's not that long.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Hey you got cum in my peanut butter. You got peanut butter in my cum. Reese’s Peanut Bust a Nut Butter.

The words of the Prophets are written on the subway walls....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

My body is like the little engine that could. I think I can. I think I can.

Harsh......

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Hey that’s AOC. She be smoking hot

That makes sense?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I wish it was beer and pizza

That appears to be enjoyable.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

What a dick

I can take a hint.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Kind of subtle

No rodeo?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Not going to work with a necrophilliac

Ashes to ashes...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Well I’m glad they clean the bed

It appears that Joltin' Joe Biden has thrown his hat into the Democratic Party's nomination pool.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

https://theintercept.com/2019/04/25/joe-biden-presidential-bid-lobbyists-fundraiser/

Gotta love some malaphors

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Never piss in the wind like nobody is watching. Well I tried :(

Could have used this a few times

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

For fisting?

A proper Croc meme....or is it a gator?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Like Mike Tyson

Dancing to the music.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2019:

I didn’t know that

I don't think I've posted any that have been reported, but this still seems accurate.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Cracks me up

I need someone to test this

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Get snooty no cootie

Might....IDK.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Might get my head blown off. I don’t know

Not necessarily in that order.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Other than that it’s pretty good?

.....or a heck of a good soup.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Souptastic

Every....damn....day.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Maybe start selling hearses

Today's my birthday :)

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Happy Birthday ???

No other choice...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

What the hell is wrong with them ?

This was supposed to be posted this morning but I couldn't get the site to load.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

I couldn’t get on the site this morning

Breaking news (Fox) ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

And Fox isn’t real news

Breaking news (Fox) ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Have to get up pretty early in the afternoon to fool Fox

Funny FoxNews ... stuff ... (they must pay slave wages or something...)

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

That’s Fox for you

Arighty then.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

No worry of that

More brilliance from social media.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Someone has been watching Fox News

Love is eternal......and internal.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Romantic

Gang bang team

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Why not?

It gets better and better tonight

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Ouch