Confused now for sure

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Maybe they died

And just befuckincause.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Oh fuckingkay

@admin put it back like it was, no free shows here please!!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Wow. You must have pull in here. It was annoying me also.

I had fun anyway

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Savage

This is what you get for waking me up with all that noise.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Funny

Plan on it.. always have been and that's not going to change anytime soon.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Ok

That'll do it.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I'll drink to that

Intermission. (Lucky elephant.)

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I'm going to go to the beach and pretend I'm an elephant laying down. It might work

Looks like I found it.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I thought IT was in the sewer drain

Which is worse?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Priorities

This morning's news that caught my eye.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

My political side says, yes. My humanitarian side says, no. My logical side says, "Why the hell don't we have Universal Healthcare like the rest of the Industrialized world?". Oh yeah, our politicians are bought and paid for by the healthcare industry and the military industrialized complex.

Yes, that would hurt.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

So sad

But Y Tho?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

A cheese head. Go Pack Go!

Queen Trump ...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Please don't stop

Anti-vax...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I'm not above laughing at that one

No dressing please.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Stop jizzing on the chicken salad

Carbs are definitely life ??

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Her pepperonis are lopsided

Talking trash.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Good one

Me today...fuck ?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

No, but need the money

Alexandria Ocascio-Cortez is 100% accurate

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Yup

Why batman can beat the shit out of superman.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Nice guys finish last

We ALL have secret desires!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Can't do the reach around

This is a FACT!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

True

A Common Enemy

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Yah, everybody hates those assholes

That is a bit of an aggressive move.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

A leetle different

Sorry about that.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

You are on a roll today

Even more puns.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Witty

And all we get is stuck with a shity president

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

It's confusing

Was resident dumbass voted into office just to piss off politicians the way politicians have been ...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I've heard it said that electing Trump was the voters way of giving a "big fuck you" to establishment politicians.....Of course he's worse. Politicians have not learned the lesson. I think it's due to being addicted to that big corporate and Wall Street money. Democrats are still pushing compromised establishment candidates. Democrats are at a disadvantage because their base is against corporate corruption, and they do believe in protecting the environment and workers rights. Therefore, Democrats who take corporate bribes have to try and walk a tightrope. They have to try to support workers and the environment, while at the same time, appease their big donors. It makes them look insincere, which of course they are. Republicans are worse but their base doesn't care about those things. All indications are that the DNC is going to try and keep going with business as usual. I say go bold or go home

Well, that finishes it differently than I was thinking.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Hilarious

There may be snow on the roof, as the saying goes

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

And the best part, no teeth

Simplify it.....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Trump needs that flow chart

True enough

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Or a friend who fakes orgasms

Time to fix the exhaust fan

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Take a little trip

My little secret....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Nadrunkaste

That's not how it works at all!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Just one more stamp and she's going to have sex with the guy who bullied you all through high school.

Party like it's 1787?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Alcoholic Fathers

How to explain the rabies, tho?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

With a raccoon

Have to be more specific......

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Need that methamphetamine caribou coffee

That was OJ's lawyer, right?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

That Kim Kardashian is thicker than oatmeal....I can't stop...

We all know this guy....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Why are there so many assholes in the world?

Had to join just to make the 1000th member,that 999 had to roll over.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

You're one in a thousand, sir

Well I'm getting ready for 2020, the T-shirt is from 2016, I know I'll have to get another one, I ...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

It's only spring but I'm already Berning up.

This is it!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Yup

But dat ass!!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Can't wait to get his paws on that

The US is not exceptional, unless you talk about how it exceptionally supports dictatorships, ...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

If I didn't have my minor children living in the USA I would have left. Unchecked capitalism is making us uglier... :(

Where did it go wrong ?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I could have been Brad Pitt

What would you say to Trump?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Fuck you

Jesus and the cross

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Always thought it was cause he liked getting nailed

Write your own caption.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I can't compete

It'll be a while.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Oldie but a goodie

Wisconsin judge blocks Republicans' power grab

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Was so happy to see that. Make Wisconsin Blue Again

Peekaboo.. I see you.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Pee or poo I see you

Walk of shame.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Meth?

A new look

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

And so transparent

Or Bill Cosby's house....oh wait, that is his house now!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Maybe Bubba really loves you

Guilty as charged.....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

True dat

I think I get that much.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Sometimes not at all, and it's an impotent thing to know.

He has a point! ?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

By golly it is

Do you ever wonder if Flat Earth people and Trump people, might be THE SAME PEOPLE?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Don't they know if the world was flat we would have kicked there asses off the side of it.

That'll show 'em...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Deep

Seemed like a good idea at the time....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Yah picked a fine time to prime

She sure doesn't look like it.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Hate to see what she looks like when she's not stimulated

Sometimes they deserve it.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Carpet bombing

The horror!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Was it yours?

Florida man claims he killed, dismembered roommate because he was possibly ‘next mass killer,’ ...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/07/10/man-wasnt-drinking-while-driving-just-stop-signs/742561002/ Florida man wasn’t drinking while driving, just at stop signs

Just say "no".

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Cool

Corporatism at it's best..

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Perfect timing for this meme. I was screaming at my TV this AM getting ready for work, and watching MSNBC. The corporate line there now is that AOC and other "extremists" are going to get Trump elected. The nerve of these bastards after their corporate paid for moderate lost to that Buffon. And corporate Democrats now giving lip service to single payer and more aggressive stands on dealing with climate change and the growing income disparity, after disparaging Bernie for it in 2016. They are giving lip service because they know it's popular, but one can't represent the citizenry when they are bought and paid for by corporations....Now I'm rambling but I was so discouraged this morning. I used to think MSNBC was my friend..... Betrayed

That kid needs therapy for life.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

That's the kids dad who got him the cake?

Uh oh, politics!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Yup

Poor girl...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Who calls a dick "the devil"

Cut out the middle man...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Mud pies

T-shirts can't be wrong....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

That's fuuuuny

Cuz pants are overrated...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

"I am the one who knocks."

Always a gentleman

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Well that's kind of shitty

Nice placement of the wiener movie.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

LMAO

They really are.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

What are they wet with?

Yes. Yes it is.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Funny

Our old friend Florida Man is back.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Well there you go...An innocent man

New Zealand’s liberal prime minister wants all gun owners to surrender their weapons.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

If more guns make people safer why didn't the RNC allow them into their 2016 convention? United States of America has more guns than any country, that I know and definitely a lot, yet we have the highest amount of gun homicides? So how does that make us safe? Please.....

Because profit is more important than people to Teathugliscums

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Yup

Give yourself the worst superpower...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Break Trump supporters out of the spell he has them under

Look out now.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Got to be bold to go old

No shame! Where's my cupcakes

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

And the problem is????

Its a trap. Death trap

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Need room for the blow up doll

This made me laugh

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Ohhh that's good

.............

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Eating dinner distracts me from all my failed dreams and goals

Not me, can't afford that name brand stuff....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Ahhh there's plenty of us . It builds the sense of humor

Kinda like this.....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Been there

Also genetic.....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

"just" a drunk? Take pride in it

If the chalk fits....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Wow they really put some effort into it

Trommatism!??.?? I like it.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

You're well on your way!

Most important selfie of the day.....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Unless you throw it up on them. Then they care

She's a lovely woman, btw.....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Damn look at those biscuits

Perhaps the story teller, themselves, is crazy.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

That's when you replace one word, "damn you're crazy"

The hero nobody wants or needs.....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Good one

Speaking of large endowments.....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Sorry you had to go through that

What does the “H.” in “Jesus H. Christ” stand for?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I was going to comment. However, after reading all the witty comments below, I'm not worthy. Well played, heathens.

Maybe St Pattys Day brought out the poet in me so here's tribute to Hannity's call for advertisers ...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Damn the inspiration of the Irish bit you

Ready take a wild guess.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Or should be on