Looks dangerous

Lennie comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Im not a fan of this sort of stuff! ?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

Ahh. I see what you did there

Blinded by

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

In stark terms, count the hits, ignore the misses.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

True

Drink responsibly

Captnron59 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I gave up when you sharted

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

Right. Kind of a shitty thing to do

Exchanging insults

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Jokes on you my name isn't Becky! Wait a sec...

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow yah so many variables on selling a house... Hard to know

Exchanging insults

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Jokes on you my name isn't Becky! Wait a sec...

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow I'm getting a new house. Not putting carpet upstairs and not allowing cats in the finished basement...so my son who has a slight allergy can escape to the basement if need be.. The flooring upstairs is suppose ti be waterproof...

Like emotional chemo

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 18, 2019:

He's a very troubled man.....

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

Yup

Exchanging insults

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Jokes on you my name isn't Becky! Wait a sec...

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow I know what you mean. I have two

Exchanging insults

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Jokes on you my name isn't Becky! Wait a sec...

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

Lol. Accidentally revealed more than you wanted to?

Trump crimes

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 18, 2019:

All men do this...

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

Look at committing more crimes while doing crimes?

Triggered.......

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I just don't want a dead one! (Already have enough of them, thanks.)

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

One is too many and a thousand is not enough

Triggered.......

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I just don't want a dead one! (Already have enough of them, thanks.)

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

You can never have enough dead ones

What's in that cookie?

RobertMartin comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Not to split hairs but this is the wrong album, comfortly numb was on The Wall album.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@RobertMartin yah

What is love

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I hear that it's a second hand emotion

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@ASTRALMAX indeed

What's in that cookie?

RobertMartin comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Not to split hairs but this is the wrong album, comfortly numb was on The Wall album.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

So I've heard. See below ☺️

I'm really not the jealous type

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Rudy? Bitter?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Naah

Double groan

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I think you groaned when I posted this!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Oh. I swear I stoled it from FB

Ernie's heart is in the right place, even if another part isn't!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Once you go dead it changes you in bed and in the head

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@Captnron59 ummmmm..... so I've heard

What's in that cookie?

ATDayHiker comments on Jan 17, 2019:

One minor criticism. It should depict The Wall rather than Dark Side of the Moon since Comfortably Numb was from The Wall.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Nice catch

Yeah, it takes a special crowd to appreciate my cakes!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Sheeeit!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Sheeeit cake

Naming cats appropriately

EyesThatSmile comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Everyone loves a happy kitty!?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

I know I do!

I don't think there is really a correlation there

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Haha that's bs... Girls I know don't date unemployed people... Lol

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Yah. And girls I date are "working girls"

I don't know about the best but pretty good

altschmerz comments on Jan 17, 2019:

She needs to shave the top of her head and do a stupid combover to truly look like him.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Yah, if she wants to go all out

Everything keeps getting more surreal

altschmerz comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Oops didn’t see that last one, I posted it

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

No.problem

I don't think there is really a correlation there

MrChange comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Hmmm. Maybe I should be unemployed?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Lol

Everything keeps getting more surreal

ATDayHiker comments on Jan 16, 2019:

In the past, championship teams would visit the White House 4 - 8 weeks after the big game. A normal president would have waited for the shut down to end, and invited the team after the usual time interval. However, this president invited the team one week after the game and during a government ...

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

And also makes Late Night Talk shows funnier

I found it funny

Captnron59 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Present?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@Captnron59 making it through law school?

Have to pat yourself on the back sometimes

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I thank myself in other ways!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Flowers?

Everything keeps getting more surreal

ATDayHiker comments on Jan 16, 2019:

These are all very good. It's amazing how quickly these popped up after the Monday night championship dinner.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 16, 2019:

I know. Meme makers have lightening quick response time

The Hambergler

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Trump is such a.... I'm out of adjectives

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 16, 2019:

@phxbillcee got it

I don't know about the best but pretty good

Captnron59 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Why would she do that?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 16, 2019:

For shits and giggles?

I found it funny

Captnron59 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Present?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 16, 2019:

His gift

Do they really care about me?

Captnron59 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

We care Rudy... what more could you need?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 16, 2019:

That's true

See food

Captnron59 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I wouldn't eat octopus anyway!!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 16, 2019:

Yah me neither

Everything keeps getting more surreal

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Hahahahaha!!! Good ones!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 16, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 yah I think that's my favorite too

Everything keeps getting more surreal

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Hahahahaha!!! Good ones!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 16, 2019:

Thanks

A Man, sister

ejbman comments on Jan 16, 2019:

That Jesus is a heck of a guy.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 16, 2019:

He gets around

Off with his head.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

It would be an easy way for Trump to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@KKGator yah. I was thinking that after I wrote it

Easter baskets

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

They don't look happy

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@Closeted true dat

I don't know what to say...

Shouldbefishing comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I saw her on the cover of that new book, How To Be Your Own Best Friend.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

Good one

Must be an old photo

ATDayHiker comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Probably had to dig back 20 years to get that photo

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

yah sounds about right

Crazy dogs

Livinlife comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Borrowing

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

Be my guest

Been there and done that

KKGator comments on Jan 15, 2019:

They're called 'measuring cups'. They help with that. LOL

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@phxbillcee i don't think we have them there fancy contraptions in my neck of the woods

Great book

phxbillcee comments on Jan 15, 2019:

If you think this is something, the Audiobook narrated by William Shatner is said to be able to put a roomful of meth heads in a coma!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

Wow. That's good!

Been there and done that

KKGator comments on Jan 15, 2019:

They're called 'measuring cups'. They help with that. LOL

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

Hmmm. Never heard of them

Kids learn so early these days

tinebean comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I wonder why is someone throwing dildos at her car window

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

Lol. Yah. You don't see that everyday

Only one star

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I bet you would if you had to!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

When you got to go you got to go

Not reality

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

And it never works out like it does in the movies.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

Right

Soon my friend, soon

Captnron59 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I heard something is about to happen

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

I hope so

One more Trump meme

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Twice, Rudy??? You're not that close to Level 9!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

A meme so nice I post it twice

Kitty power

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Don't kid yourself, they've already won!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

Yup. We have to stop kitten ourselves

Looks dangerous

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Better be a ton of lube in that sucker or you're going to have blisters where you would never want blisters.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

That might be optimostic. Could possibly twist it right off. :(

Sorry can't help myself

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Great idea.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

If only...

Woo hoo! ANKLES!

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Radio head ?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

Good one

Appropriate selection

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Goes so well with this one...

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

Yup

Going to get a fancy job

Pralina1 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I have saved this on my phone for about two years I think and it will stay on my phone for ever . I did not know who that moron is but a coworker informed me back then of his tv show and his style . That's when I thought " oh I love this meme ".

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

Good save

As government shut downs become routine

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

& it used to be the most secure job one could get!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

Times they are a changing

Seize the moment .....Carp Denim

phxbillcee comments on Jan 13, 2019:

My kitten does not need the shark suit to attack!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

Dangerous pussy?

I'll take another crack at it...

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2019:

crack me up. lol

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

Ya beat me to it

Now even more unpleasant

mistymoon77 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

There isn't enough Mary Kay to save that face.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

And he's just as ugly on the inside

When I hit the Powerball or megamillions

IamNobody comments on Jan 12, 2019:

If it was me...... No cocaine but booze and hookers. It would be short and sweet !!! ?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 12, 2019:

Why would it have to be short?

choose your font wisely

powder comments on Jan 12, 2019:

They had to have known

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 12, 2019:

That's what I was thinking

Good idea.

Pralina1 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I don't know about that . U can name it whatever , in reality , 80 is not fun age to be ?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 12, 2019:

I will let you know if and when I get there

No emergencies here, cool cats

bookofmorons comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Who does 911 call in an emergency?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 12, 2019:

hmmmm............

Oldie but Goldie

MojoDave comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Holy Shit Batman!! That's a REALLY good one! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

Glad you liked it

I think I'm in love with you... Or at least in lust with you and that's what really cunts, right?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I don't really understand the last sentence but I like it anyway.... Probably be trying to figure it out all day

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

@MoonTiger Ok. Thanks for the explanation. Yes I'm level 8, but to be fair to me, going up in levels here doesn't really increase one's wisdom. I'm actually only 29k away from level 9 and ranked 10th in total points. It is my greatest life accomplishment so far.

I know I post too much in here, but I'm making up for those who post too little. You're welcome.

KKGator comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Thank you, Rudy!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

You shore are welcome

Seems logical

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Lol it'll kill you too...

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty OK ok. I've taken that joke about as far as it can go anyway...Not sure it was ever going anywhere to start

Seems logical

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Lol it'll kill you too...

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

Oh yeah...And Lots of Love to you too LOL

Seems logical

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Lol it'll kill you too...

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

Well everything has side effects

What do you believe in?

ZantiMisfit comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I believe its always wise to have key lime pie in your house.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

And a key to your house

What do you believe in?

joeymf86 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Abandon?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

Yah, I don't get that either

More Trump administration memes

phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Both hilarious! Thanks, Rudy!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

@phxbillcee so you like them better than my I.C.U. meme?

Priorities

coralisthree comments on Jan 10, 2019:

construction season is 24/7/365 in minnesota

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

I remember when they had a bridge collapse a few years ago

Those were the days

BeeHappy comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I still have undeveloped rolls... too late to get developed? ?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

Who knows

More Trump administration memes

phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Both hilarious! Thanks, Rudy!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Sure

More Trump administration memes

creative51 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I almost shit my pants laughing

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@creative51 thanks

Something's preventing it.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Balls deep lol

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@phxbillcee right. If I'm going to get beat I'd rather it be a cutie beauty

More Trump administration memes

creative51 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I almost shit my pants laughing

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@creative51 yah. Not sure what I was thinking. Not really cool to shit your pants.

More Trump administration memes

creative51 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I almost shit my pants laughing

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Cool

Lying goons

MojoDave comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Don't even get me started! :-\

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Good one. I mean sad and scary, but a good one

Something's preventing it.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Balls deep lol

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Beat me too it

Dear Pessimists and Optimists...

bookofmorons comments on Jan 10, 2019:

better lager than never ?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Witty

Ahh.... modern relationships

Xuande comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I'm getting ready to sound old AF. How do people even keep up with multiple social media profiles. People have Faveboom, Twotter, Instagram, Snapchat and Pornhub profiles they update and browse every single day. I have a Facebook and I come here sometimes, anything more is exhausting. On the ...

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

For a one night stand lust is enough. For a relationship trust is a must

What the hell, we only get 5 a day, so I might as well run mine out now! This is also an original.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Actually, that's not true (the "five-a-day"). Sometimes the system allows only 5 photos/memes on one post, but the Group has no set limit, per day. I recommend spacing them out over multiple days, even if you have a bunch, just to avoid the burnout factor & to introduce yourself, but doing more than...

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Yah if that was true I'd have gotten a life sentence

That's a good idea

mistymoon77 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I just call him the dumpster.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Trumpeter the Dumpster

Smooth talker

mistymoon77 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Wonder how she would do with Algebra... you be the next X.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Good one

Smooth talker

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Not funny lol

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty ohhh. I thought that meant "Lots of Love"

Smooth talker

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Not funny lol

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Maybe a little funny?

That's a good idea

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Noooooo... I won't let him in that part of my life....

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

I never looked at it that way.... Stay out of my toilet, Trump!

Breaking cheesy with me me mes

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Rudy, are you off your meds again?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@phxbillcee because the women in the neighborhood are so busy having sexy time with me they aren't finishing their meals, then they throw it out and the raccoons get more food when they rummage through the trash

Breaking cheesy with me me mes

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Funny cute.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@phxbillcee ouch

Smooth talker

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Damn!!! Hahahahaha!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow yah

Smooth talker

Captnron59 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Rudy... you beat me to it!!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Yah that's happened to me before

Smooth talker

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Damn!!! Hahahahaha!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Bet that line works every time

Breaking cheesy with me me mes

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Funny cute.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 9, 2019:

At least someone has good taste in memes

Breaking cheesy with me me mes

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Rudy, are you off your meds again?

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 9, 2019:

Only taking the Viagra now

It finally arrived

mistymoon77 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Mine must of gotten lost in the mail.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 9, 2019:

I'm such an asshole I stoled it from your mailbox

FB is gullible

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2019:

I've had FB Groups remove a few of my posts, never FB itself. I must not be trying hard enough!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 9, 2019:

something to strive for

He's not that thin

mistymoon77 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

He needs to be hit with a ton of bricks.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 9, 2019:

right on

Are my Trump memes getting old ? Can't help myself

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:

He didn't realize you could catch if from giving head to Putin.

Rudy1962 replies on Jan 9, 2019:

@glennlab I get an assist