Dam the auto correct! Full speed ahead!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Cram as much into that cameltoe as possible

This pretty much sums up science.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Some twisted thinking there

Help is available.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Will they talk dirty to me?

Probing for brain cells.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Butt I dont want to

It's back....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Ok with me. I'm on vacation!!

This is what we all should agree on.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

U.S. has most, by far, guns and by far most gun homicides... People can spin that fact as they may but it's the truth. Also a fact, our corporate whore politicians get big money from the NRA lobbyists

This is what we all should agree on.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I'm thinking this is sarcasm

Netflix and ??...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Have a drink

Just thought I'd share this found it recently ... [youtube.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Love TYT

Mmmmm now there’s a thought ??

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Maybe three faced

Venemous vs. poisonous

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

What if it bites me and I have an orgasm?

Venemous vs. poisonous

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I enjoyed that

You go, Grandma Mary!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

LMAO!!

5,910 more points to level 9!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Well once one hits level nine life is all rainbows and kittens and eternal bliss, so hang in there

These hands

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Cunts are beautiful in their own way

Happy birthday @EricTrommater

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Try to have a good, or at least decent, Birthday.

Get all three....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Damn. They really have waterproof cell phones

My peeps.....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

It all sounds good

Is this a meme? Is it real? The world may never know...unless they wanna catch these hands

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Ohhh I read it wrong the first time. I thought it said "knock you the fuck up.". Was thinking, "how you gonna do that?"

Bad to the bone.....pun intended.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Just like Belushi

Seems legit....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

They are desperate to keep poorly paid employees

Shit it's good to be alive.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I love swearing bunnies

I'd have to sleep on it....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Flip a coin

He chose wisely....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I guess the house or apartment was in her name

Playground equipment is dangerous enough....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Looks like a fish out of water

Y not tho?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

But it's so much fun

Complex Creatures?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

What's that?

What a good boy.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Breaking Good

Please please...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Grammar psychopath?

What's good for the goose is good for the fucking idiot!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Evidently we reward hypocrisy and dishonesty in politics. Make America Compassionate and Honest (again?)

Does this happen to you frequently at restaurants?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Just give me my damn cheeseburger

Er, motivation? :)

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Now that's thinking with your head

Frank didn't BS

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Now the deranged right wing lunatics love Russia

You know who you are!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I'm only a stalker in my real life

Keep hope alive....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I'm going to check out Hookers.com

Trump grounds those airplanes.... Finally did something right! Too little, too late?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

He was told to do it and finally gave in to the pressure

Beto O'Rourke announces he's running for president! Well, folks.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Like what I've seen but still feeling the Bern

Song lyrics p.2.....gotcha!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Sorry my meme split up.your song lyrics

Just basic math...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Same as me

Intermission...I salute you...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

The top is on upside down...But I'm not complaining

Gotta be vigilant, people...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I'm not "falling" for that one again

Seen in a Walmart parking lot...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

It could keep a weak or short person from stealing it

Well his spelling isn't that good

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Johnathan Capehart is on MSNBC. He can be pretty witty but I don't like him that much, because in 2016 he did a lot of Bernie Bashing. I'm kind of sensitive when it comes to Bernie.

Not a bad deal

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I tried it and all I got were strange looks from the other people on the bus

Stranger things!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

WTF?

This meme Amused ME to Death....Roger Waters fans will get the reference.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Ohhh that's funny

MAGA......

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Well there's one more meme I was going to post

That's one sexy birch!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

She's giving me a woody

Well, not me, personally. A lady.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I heard he could drink 50 to 60 beers in a day

You're welcome!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

If I want to be sexier I just wear my camouflage crocs

Started drinking this 3 months ago.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

And if that doesn't work try meth

He's right behind you....idiot!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

If people in real life had not listened to me they'd still be alive

Now accepting applications....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

No crocs?

How do they always find me?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

That's funny

I will do anything for love, but i won't do that...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I'd give up meatloaf for love

Can't argue with this logic.But I could argue about it for hours.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Based on the sign, I guess man has not evolved that much

Love this truck.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Pretty witty but shitty

Getting older.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Depends

Looks like we have a new Niner, @Mistymoon77

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Woo hoo!!

OMG.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Congratulations

Dammit! Wrong person again!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

That's different

Our @mistymoon77 just reached Level 9!!! Let's all give her a goose, er, um...I mean cheer!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Congratulations!

Why would you want to though? void_come_take_me_now

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Playing with death

It's a trap!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

She doesn't need one. She's already smoking

But what with?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Make it cream filled?

Technically, this is a dating site.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Yah that happens on "Lock Up" all the time

Virtual girl walking by.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Funny

How drunk is this guy?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I don't think a person could do that if they were too drunk

Wookie cat

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

That's a scary pussy

This is for my Mom, you bastards!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Oh deer

Do you feel your life is not confusing or weird enough?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Shitty idea

One thing for sure Donald Trump is draining the swamp, Wait, maybe it's the FBI that is doing the ...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

See, math does come in handy in RL...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Depends

& to all that don't like my Posts, from Phoenix, with love...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Death by a thousand little pricks

Geez mom!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Mama has the deluxe model

Zenology..

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Ocray

Should be on Count Chocula box.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Better than those "body of Christ wafers" I used to eat at the Catholic Church?

Fresh minty butt

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

What an ass

Sorry to have to tell you, but...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

What the hell is wrong with rich people?

Speaking of bribery...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Yah, and it drives me crazier than I already am

Who's a scared doggie?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Then they're going to Uranus

Forget Stallone on the $20.00 .

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Nice

Look at those eyes! Creepy....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Should 3 year olds be playing with that?

I found it inspirational....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Horsing around

You are wise, young Timmy!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

It'll fade off his decomposing corp in a blink of time

I'd read it.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I'd read it twice

For me it’s earth science, chemistry, and geometry. There’s probably more I don’t remember.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Sniffing glue

The old political switch a roo

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

What??

That pretty much nails it.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Nobody said life is fair ..Ask Walter White

It's always dark for the kid

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Kid's got a future in this group

Jeebus rubber ducky silence of the lambs all in one conversation starter.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Jeebus Cross! That's ducked up

My parenting skills are....again....quite questionable.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Of course it's Wisconsin

I have started back helping a friend with remodeling work in some old buildings, I like doing this ...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I'll be voting for Bernie. Get big money out of politics.

I've been cussed at for not buying anything.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Fucking capitalists

It's a horrible day in the neighborhood.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

It might be by the Weight Watchers office

stress test

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Looks like a one eyed reptilian pirate on meth

For me... assassination of JFK.

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

The Civil War

Jeebus a little frisky?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Peter's?

Would this work?

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Trust me.. Don't do it at work though

Another benzodiazepine tragedy waiting to happen....

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Ain't that America something to see