It's good to enjoy your own company

Captnron59 comments on Dec 15, 2018:

So... your inner self is a female?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 15, 2018:

Yah. She's a lesbian

Darn you dad

Livinlife comments on Dec 14, 2018:

Thats awful and funny at the same time. ?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 14, 2018:

Those are the best memes...

Lucky girl

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Bug spray would be great.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 14, 2018:

Good one

At least his presence at the meeting made for some good memes

Pralina1 comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Right ? What was that movie in the late 80s I think , weekend at Bernie s or something like . Dead man .

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 13, 2018:

@Pralina1 had it saved

At least his presence at the meeting made for some good memes

Pralina1 comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Right ? What was that movie in the late 80s I think , weekend at Bernie s or something like . Dead man .

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 13, 2018:

Yah Weekend at Bernie's

Good thing to remember

readyforfun2024 comments on Dec 12, 2018:

For a long time now i have just let that comment just roll off my back....I'm weird, what else have you got?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 13, 2018:

@Leafhead normal is boring

Fair is fair

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

So good you posted it twice?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee ohhh no. Any comment is better than no comment

Fair is fair

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

So good you posted it twice?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 12, 2018:

yaaah that is why............suuure.....a meme so nice had to post it twice

Or asshole.

Captnron59 comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Hopefully both will have the same fate

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 12, 2018:

Hopefully

Time reflect

Captnron59 comments on Dec 12, 2018:

What are you reflecting on?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 12, 2018:

Memes

American ‘Christianity’ Has Failed | Sojourners

Rudy1962 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Well, they are a kinder and gentler Christianity, but as an atheist, I feel they are still delusional. The Bible is not all sugar and spice and everything nice

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 12, 2018:

@mordant you make some good points. However, some more open minded Christians I have known do this "dance" between it being metaphors and being the truth, as if it can be both. I think over time there has been a pattern of more "reasonable" Christians believing the Bible until science has disproved parts of it, then those parts magically become metaphors. Also, as Closeted pointed out above, they have to cherry pick from the Bible and disregard the more brutal parts.

Time reflect

Pralina1 comments on Dec 12, 2018:

The Critter at your profile pic is adorable !!!

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 12, 2018:

Yah.......cracks me up

Honesty is such a lonely word

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

and sleep indoors.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 11, 2018:

That's always nice. Especially in Wisconsin in December.

So that's the problem

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Alexa or Polly gotta go lol

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 11, 2018:

Polly might taste delicious

I thought this was cute

Wendiw comments on Dec 11, 2018:

What is this bae they speak of!? I dont quite what such a thing is.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 11, 2018:

Turns Out "Bae" Means Something Entirely Different. ... The word "bae," which is usually used to describe someone who comes "before anyone else," has a very different meaning in Danish. It means poop. To add insult to injury, it means "bye" in Icelandic

My sentiments exactly

Anonbene comments on Dec 11, 2018:

This is my entire xmas decorations. That is my house.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 11, 2018:

Nice

Why didn't she do something?

Pralina1 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

She could not find the words for it ?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 11, 2018:

@Pralina1 yah. We should have known then it was the beginning of the end in the great USA

Why didn't she do something?

Pralina1 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

She could not find the words for it ?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 11, 2018:

She's not the brightest bulb in Alaska

My sentiments exactly

Pralina1 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I won't even put the effort for that much lights !!! ???if it wasn't for young kids and elderly folks on my street , I will just put the sign !!!! I love it !!!!???

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 11, 2018:

Yah. I don't put up any decorations at all, but if I did this would be it :)

Maybe to cheesy

EyesThatSmile comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I think it is a cute joke. Cheesy but cute.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 11, 2018:

Ahh thanks

Umm might be time to stop partying

Captnron59 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Too old for that 3am shit

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 11, 2018:

Yah me too

Ok. Maybe it's me

Livinlife comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Lol at least you're not the guy who takes the least amount of baths in the city

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Good point

Don't be so catty, Brenda

Boogey comments on Dec 10, 2018:

That's one beautiful looking cat

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Cross eyed kitty

Pondering

Boogey comments on Dec 10, 2018:

You should have put that in a rap song

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Snoop Diggity Dog

As if I needed another reason to not hold his hand

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I can use one hand... Wait, would that make me gay?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

@Captnron59 true

Maybe to cheesy

AprilFlowers comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Lol! That may go over some heads...

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Are you saying they might be to dense ?

Holding out on me

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I always find things I didn't come for and probably don't need

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Me too

As if I needed another reason to not hold his hand

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I can use one hand... Wait, would that make me gay?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

@TheGreatShadow not sure what you call someone who has sex with imaginary entities.....wait...I think I have....

As if I needed another reason to not hold his hand

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I can use one hand... Wait, would that make me gay?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Unless god is a woman ...

Ok. Maybe it's me

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I love bubbles in my bath ?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Sometimes I have bubbles in my bath by accident

Perfect

Captnron59 comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Slow down there Rudy!! Eat something first!!

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

A couple Vicodin?

Sorry if a repeat but is funny

IamNobody comments on Dec 10, 2018:

It's a miracle !!!!!!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Might end with an emmaculate conception

Haven't seen a possum meme in awhile

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

playing with your possum again?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

No. Waxing my weasel and choking my chicken

You think you have it rough

Xanadutoo comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Which one will have the most smashing Christmas .

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Looks like they might both be getting smashed at the bar

Being direct

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I've met him...

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

They're all around

Could be.

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Lol I'll watch for that...

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Oh yeah. You have one baking in the oven

Could be.

ATDayHiker comments on Dec 10, 2018:

But you can usually get him back if you ask him if he wants a cookie

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

True

Can't even donate without questions

Rudy1962 comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Nosey bitch

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty nosey manbitch

Makeup sex?

phxbillcee comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Not happenin'!

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Doesn't look like it

An alt white Christmas

Science-guy comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Needs to be an all red tree though Lol

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 9, 2018:

Lol. Good point

Pun of the day.

ArdentAtheist comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Don’t be a sap, that’s a bear knot a dog, I don’t mean to go against the grain,

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 9, 2018:

Well played

Understandable

Pralina1 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

That was me 23 yrs ago . No joke !

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 9, 2018:

@Pralina1 ok

Understandable

Pralina1 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

That was me 23 yrs ago . No joke !

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 9, 2018:

You wrote that on a form?

I don't want to know what they try in Japan.

Rudy1962 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

There must be 50 ways to empty your bladder

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 9, 2018:

@Bakunin you got it! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABXtWqmArUU

Very romantic

Mofferatu comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I've got to give it to them. Many married couples wouldn't last locked in a house together for even a day.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 8, 2018:

True

Positive thinking

Captnron59 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Happen much?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 8, 2018:

Not saying

Very romantic

phxbillcee comments on Dec 8, 2018:

As if they have a choice!

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 8, 2018:

That's the secret

Religion, religion tsk, tsk

steve148 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Good ones

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 8, 2018:

Thanks

In the Christmas spirit

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 7, 2018:

At least the xmas tree can take itself out after the holiday?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 7, 2018:

Lol

What a singer

Rudy1962 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Who the hell is that really?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 7, 2018:

@Captnron59 oh. Goes to show how out of touch I am

Two geniuses here

Rudy1962 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I think she's the bomb. Doesn't take corporate money

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 7, 2018:

@KKGator I don't know what to say to that....He hasn't even decided if he's running in 2020

Toddler man

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

bad photo shop, he could never get that many letters in the correct order.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 7, 2018:

Lol

Two geniuses here

Rudy1962 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I think she's the bomb. Doesn't take corporate money

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 7, 2018:

@KKGator I believe that is what seperates Bernie from almost all career politicians, he never lost his vision

Dude is not self reflective

MojoDave comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That's tooo funny. The idiot!

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 6, 2018:

Finally. Someone gets it

Bills a hound dog but Trump is a giant douchebag in everyway possible

RobertMartin comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I admire Bill Clinton for all the pussy he got while Govenor of Arkansas and President

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 6, 2018:

Ohhh man. He is a smooth talker

Dude is not self reflective

EyesThatSmile comments on Dec 6, 2018:

It takes one to know one?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 6, 2018:

In this case that seems true

Dude is not self reflective

Xanadutoo comments on Dec 6, 2018:

The sooner they can link rubbish to it's owner with dna and tagging the better.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 6, 2018:

Never heard of that but makes sense

Two geniuses here

Rudy1962 comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I think she's the bomb. Doesn't take corporate money

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 6, 2018:

@Science-guy oh Canada. The land of Universal Healthcare and badass walleye and pike fishing. I used to go there frequently.

PETA meats the sheets.

DoDapper comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Does anyone remember the PETA campaign to call fish "sea kittens" so people wouldn't eat them?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 6, 2018:

But kittens are delicious

PETA meats the sheets.

Science-guy comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Who came first? The chicken or... lol

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 6, 2018:

Witty

A fitting replacement for Pelosi

Paganrock comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Lol. Funny, though it's telling that they have to make up dumb stuff to put in her mouth whereas with Trump, Palin, or the other buffoons you just have to quote them directly. I swear you could replace the president's twitter with a poe account and no one would be able to tell the difference.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 6, 2018:

@Paganrock well put . Couldn't agree more

Another goodie from Florida Man.

ATDayHiker comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Reminds me of the story of a South Carolina man that was arrested for having sex with a horse. Not sure what is more dangerous, a horse or a pit bull.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 6, 2018:

@TampaHeathen story of my life

Another goodie from Florida Man.

ATDayHiker comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Reminds me of the story of a South Carolina man that was arrested for having sex with a horse. Not sure what is more dangerous, a horse or a pit bull.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 6, 2018:

I think my ex is more dangerous than either

Are other people in here not accumulating points anymore? Mine haven't moved for three days.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 6, 2018:

What does this have to do with meme's?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 6, 2018:

@TheGreatShadow yup I did. Cutiebeauty suggested that on this thread

Are other people in here not accumulating points anymore? Mine haven't moved for three days.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 6, 2018:

What does this have to do with meme's?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 6, 2018:

I thought maybe it was a problem in this group since it's where I spend all my time. That's why I posted it here

Where are the kids again?

Captnron59 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Mmm .. how do you play...too?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 5, 2018:

Not sure. I do know how to play UNO though

Whoooopsie!!

dartagnan6666 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Oh shit, that's gonna ruin his whole day.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 5, 2018:

Maybe even the whole weekend

Control freaks

Livinlife comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Its ignorance, but i just take it in the spirit intended

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 5, 2018:

Probably better than my response: Random citizen, "Merry Christmas" Me, "Go fuck yourself!"

Are other people in here not accumulating points anymore? Mine haven't moved for three days.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I think @Cutiebeauty figured it out, the points are accumulating in each area, but the sum function is not working.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 5, 2018:

You ever want to understand what someone is saying but don't want to admit you have no idea what they are saying ? :(

Are other people in here not accumulating points anymore? Mine haven't moved for three days.

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Visit "Community Senate Group" lol

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 5, 2018:

OK. Checked it out. I'm often in the dark because I pretty much stick to this room.

I have been posting and commenting for the last two days but my points have not changed.

Condor5 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Rudy, LiterateHiker posted the same observation and suggested it be reported to the site administrator. Apparently, a glitch has occurred in the system.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 5, 2018:

OK. Thanks for the info

He's had enough

Captnron59 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

But did he learn yet?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 5, 2018:

@Captnron59 me too

He's had enough

Captnron59 comments on Dec 5, 2018:

But did he learn yet?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 5, 2018:

Hopefully

Let me know how that works out

Boogey comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Are you willing to take the chance?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 4, 2018:

I sure wouldn't

More relevant now than ever

Boogey comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Take the Tangerine fuhrer and dump him over Russia and send Air Force One back

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 4, 2018:

Works for me

Go ahead Santa

Boogey comments on Dec 4, 2018:

My brother used to go hunting and I'd yell at him that he's killing Bambi's mother. Then I was first in line for the best cuts of meat

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 4, 2018:

Bambi's mom tasted pretty good, eh?

Hmm........

Rudy1962 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

You put a hole in the coconut

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 4, 2018:

@tnorman1236 you put something in the coconut

itsmedammit comments on Dec 4, 2018:

I happen to belong to an introvert meet up. Nice chill people.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 4, 2018:

Cool

Do it properly

Captnron59 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I have two brothers who think that if a woman has sex with them they have to marry em. 5 times each.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 4, 2018:

@Captnron59 damn. Once was enough for me

Go ahead Santa

Captnron59 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

He's gonna get beat up

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 4, 2018:

Going to get stabbed with an antler

Stay away pooch. Not worth it

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Nah, he's out of her league, He's much more handsome than she deserves.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 4, 2018:

True

This cracks me up

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 4, 2018:

What flavor is that again?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 4, 2018:

Ginger crack

Actually doing something

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I'm stealing this for the health and happynes forum.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

Sounds appropriate

At least it seems more interesting

Captnron59 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

First I would like to know what it's standing on.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

Skinny hamburgers?

Do it properly

Captnron59 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I have two brothers who think that if a woman has sex with them they have to marry em. 5 times each.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

They were both married five times?

Well when you put it that way...

TampaHeathen comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Missing the Grizzly bear devowering the human.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

Ahh the best one

Could be true

Tomfoolery33 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I almost posted that one today.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

It's pretty funny

Not very clear

ATDayHiker comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango...

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

Good one

not a meme but I can be sensitive too

Rudy1962 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

OK OK. I wrote it :)

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

@Boogey yes, and a liar:)

Here's a dick, dick picture

Boogey comments on Dec 3, 2018:

He use my maiden name... Paz

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

Small world

Appreciate it

ATDayHiker comments on Dec 3, 2018:

And they didn't even have to say "Please" on the first sign.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

Folks must be very curtious there

Damn I hope not!

ATDayHiker comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Looks filling :)

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

Definitely

Checkmate flat Earthers

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Lmao. You stole that

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

Ohhh this is where I got this

Fuck the neighbors

Anniemae comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Fuck em!

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

Sometimes they let ya

History will not be kind to turtle man

Livinlife comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Turtles deserve so much better!

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

True

Very disheartening

Captnron59 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Did you cut someone Rudy?

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

Not that I remember

Good thinking

Captnron59 comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Easier on the electric bill!!

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 3, 2018:

True

Not in the mood to talk

KKGator comments on Dec 2, 2018:

This IS my actual doormat.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 2, 2018:

Ha! Too good

Orange with jealousy

KKGator comments on Nov 30, 2018:

45 is a punk-ass bitch.

Rudy1962 replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@TheGreatShadow for Trump, I think a "Go Fuck Yourself" fund is more appropriate

Orange with jealousy

Haemish1 comments on Nov 30, 2018:

But he’s still Putin’s bitch - right?

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 30, 2018:

Oh yeah