The prudes have struck again getting a meme denied... here's your sign!!

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Lol you had a meme denied? Send it to me via pm...

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 30, 2018:

@Captnron59 I don't know why it was denied. There is nothing wrong with that ass

Road kill humor

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Rudolph road kill stew lol

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 29, 2018:

Delicious

The moment isn't always so great

Boogey comments on Nov 28, 2018:

No war if they had cell phones

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 28, 2018:

Lol right. Pacifies us

When even the abyss doesn't like you

Boogey comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Doesn't get any sadder than that

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 28, 2018:

True

It's a tragic comedy

Boogey comments on Nov 28, 2018:

You're fuhrered!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 28, 2018:

Nice

It's a tragic comedy

mistymoon77 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

These fuckers got to go.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 28, 2018:

Yes

Oh dear. Bad Jeebus.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Now the whole pedo priest thing is making more sense

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 28, 2018:

@Xanadutoo timely meme then

Memes for when your mental health isn't great

MojoDave comments on Nov 28, 2018:

The one on anxiety hits home!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 28, 2018:

Yah that's a good one

Another meme concerning our Crime Minister.

KKGator comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I'd love to do that to 45, whilst holding a 45.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 27, 2018:

@kensmile4u word on the street is he likes piss...Well maybe not his own

Cause I don't try to convert

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

It's a few days old, so, ok, but this is not worth posting twice in a row! JS

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@phxbillcee oh.....

Cause I don't try to convert

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

It's a few days old, so, ok, but this is not worth posting twice in a row! JS

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Ohhh I stoled it from here? I've seen plenty double posted here. JS

Time to kill before AXP comes on, so browsed for some xmas gifts for you guys...

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

My favorite

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@phxbillcee nooo. Probably wouldn't have been my favorite if I had

From someone that has been cleaning house between posts

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I had no idea you were so little lol You look larger in your other pics...

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Good one

Elf playing with himself? Best I have

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

It's OK, there will be more.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 25, 2018:

There always is

If you consider yourself one or if you would like to be my friend, please read this

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I'll give you what's left of my liver

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@glennlab ahhh. Probably not much better. A horse a piece

Three pet memes

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

That last one is especially appropriate with the new "demon" in the house!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 25, 2018:

He better not try grabbing my pussies....errrr...my cats...my pets

You don't have to ......

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Or,...

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee I'm definitely organizing impaired

You don't have to ......

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Or,...

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 25, 2018:

You have a meme on hand for every occasion

This is probably a repeat. What the hell is wrong with me.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

If you want a detailed list that may take some time, & more space than we have here!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 25, 2018:

Just the top ten

Corny .........

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

So **that's** where that came from!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 25, 2018:

I'm sure that's it

The kid's table is more fun anyway.

Mofferatu comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Now, with all the opportunity to teach the next generation at the kids table to think for themselves and not be foolish and mindless sheep.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 25, 2018:

Nice reply I give it a 9.9

What recording company even made those CDs?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@Boogey I'm trying to be nice :)

Wow so true

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

What the hell has my country become?

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@Boogey he doea get more blatant with his lies and self interest everyday

What recording company even made those CDs?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@Boogey it's different ;)

A turkey cameltoe

dartagnan6666 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

No turkey toe for me, I'm from Montana (not) where men are men and the sheep know it.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 24, 2018:

I'm from Wyoming. That's what they say about us. Where men are men and sheep are nervous

Happy Turkeyday

taichifan comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Hopefully his goose is cooked ?

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 24, 2018:

I hope

Seems plausible

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That's our next First Lady your talking about! (& I wish I was wrong!)

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 24, 2018:

Oh man. I hope not

The devils weed

Boogey comments on Nov 23, 2018:

How long is this E.coli bullshit going to last

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

I don't know. I'm not much of a lettuce eater anyway

Cleaning house

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I'm not sure they know how to do housework

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 23, 2018:

@glennlab true

Sent this to my kid

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Kind of ironic I'm looking at this on my phone

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@Captnron59 I don't think so

Ya got to love yourself

Tomfoolery33 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

It might get you arrested, though.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

Now I can't wack off. WTF?

Kangaroo porn.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

3 vaginas?!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@MsDemeanour now it makes sense

Sent this to my kid

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Kind of ironic I'm looking at this on my phone

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@Captnron59 I'm kind of a kid

Happy Turkeyday

Xanadutoo comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Is that an asshole?

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

It resembles an asshole

Confusing eh?

Xanadutoo comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Where's the fucking logic.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

Always follow the money

Not sure it saved the Senate...

Captnron59 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

They pulled out the troops?

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee The man is so transparent. I wonder if his followers have been dropped on their heads when they were young.

Not sure it saved the Senate...

Captnron59 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

They pulled out the troops?

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

I just fact checked it to make sure.. multiple sources say they started coming home 3 days ago.. hmmm. The caravan hasn't even arrived..

Turkey neck

Zoohome comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Is that kind on the left normal???

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

I didn't think either one was

Very old

davers comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I love your sense of humour! Also a very true observation.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 22, 2018:

Thanks

Rep. Tulsi Gabbard says Trump is "Saudi Arabia's bitch" in tweet - CBS News

Bendog comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Pressure! More pressure! He will crack very soon. Bigly.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

I keep waiting

Very old

Captnron59 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

That's as dank as it gets bro! Well played!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

Yah. It was a good find

Go for it Trumpsters

Captnron59 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Bad lettuce out there somewhere?

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

Yah. Romaine Lettuce recall

One can wish

mistymoon77 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Should be in a stripe jump suit.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

Might be slimming

Good for a few

MojoDave comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I think the people, rather than the millionaires and billionaires, should reassert control of the government!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee yah...Doing it is the trick

Good for a few

MojoDave comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I think the people, rather than the millionaires and billionaires, should reassert control of the government!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

Get corporate money out of politcs

That's a good idea

Dancing comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Isn't that what Medicare for all would be? We all pay taxes into it and ta da Healthcare.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

@AtheistInNC you're right

So this is a thing i guess?

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Mmmmm. I love the new hooker flavored poptarts

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 21, 2018:

@Freespirit64 and sometimes meth flavored also

People don't give a fuck

MojoDave comments on Nov 20, 2018:

It seems like that's the attitude of the majority of people. There are some more vocal, Al Gore, Leonardo DiCaprio, etc. and the scientists of course. Remember the frog in the boiling water story? If you throw him into hot water, he'll jump out but if you start w/ cool water and gradually turn up ...

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 20, 2018:

Good analogy

Ahhh Trumpy is feeling ignored

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Hey, he always has Kim Jong Un as a back-up crush!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 20, 2018:

He loves the dick taters

Yup. She probably didn't know that

Captnron59 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Goose fat?

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 20, 2018:

Yah. I'm going to have to try it

If there were angels this one would be mine

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Your ex???

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 20, 2018:

How'd you know?

Well not so much anymore

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I find this offensive.... ??????

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 20, 2018:

Did I lite your fire ?☺️

People don't give a fuck

phxbillcee comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Funny & tragic at the same time.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 20, 2018:

The best kind of humor

OK ok last rake meme

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That's twisted...

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 20, 2018:

It sure is, sister

And cheaper

IamNobody comments on Nov 20, 2018:

No DUI $$$$$$$$ ??

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 20, 2018:

Good point!

He is consistent

Livinlife comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I actually hope he plays more golf

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

I hope he goes hunting with Cheney

Donald's anthem

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Gotta call it how you see it. All hail to the Chef, his goose is cooked.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

I hope so

Save the children

MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I just called him and this is what was waiting for me when I arrived! I missed you too! Lol

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 oh yeah. Miguel... Forgot about him

Save the children

MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I just called him and this is what was waiting for me when I arrived! I missed you too! Lol

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 your dealer can probably use the extra cash for the Holidays

He is consistent

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I wish he would take a vacation at Club Fed.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Lock him up! Lock him up!

He is consistent

dartagnan6666 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Ya gotta give him a d for diligence, or was that dickhead, I can't remember.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Or dumbass

Save the children

MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I just called him and this is what was waiting for me when I arrived! I missed you too! Lol

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 I'm here to help :)

That's a good idea

Dancing comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Isn't that what Medicare for all would be? We all pay taxes into it and ta da Healthcare.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Think that's the jest of the meme

And cheaper

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

A lot cheaper, 2 drinks cost more than 1 bottle.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Yah. I can get a 12 pack of Corona for 15 dollars

I rest my case

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

And if evolution were true, why did the Flinstones ride dinosaurs.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Exactly

Save the children

MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I just called him and this is what was waiting for me when I arrived! I missed you too! Lol

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Very touching

Not going to help

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Now I'd try to take him with me!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Grab his foot?

Shore enough

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

If you stretched it the other way would you get tRump???

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Maybe if we crushed Trump we'd get his crush - Kim Jong-Un

Wouldn't make sense

phxbillcee comments on Nov 19, 2018:

"Flash in the Pan"???

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 19, 2018:

One and done

Doesn't work

phxbillcee comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Prozac or pot, dude!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@Captnron59 yes. However, not willing to risk losing my license over it... I'd smoke if it was legal... Always enjoyed alcohol more than thc when I use to smoke, but I liked it sometimes...and less filling. :)

That rotten scoundrel

Boogey comments on Nov 18, 2018:

He's the good guy here

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 18, 2018:

Yes!

Sarah Palin was right

phxbillcee comments on Nov 18, 2018:

At least it's been a couple of days!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 18, 2018:

Since this was posted here? :(

Doesn't work

phxbillcee comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Prozac or pot, dude!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 18, 2018:

Might be legal here before I die We have a Democratic Governor now

I found it funny...double whammy...of course... I'm easily amused

phxbillcee comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Carries it everywhere, now!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 18, 2018:

And Trumpsters still believe he was born in Kenya

That rotten scoundrel

phxbillcee comments on Nov 18, 2018:

You're on a roll, again, Rudy!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee wooo hoooo. !!!!!

The farce is strong in this one.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Only for a minute or two,...trust me on this! LOL!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@phxbillcee yah. They're pretty good at counting money :)

The farce is strong in this one.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Only for a minute or two,...trust me on this! LOL!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 17, 2018:

You killed a bitch?

Captnron59 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

You posted without a header?

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Yah. Just hit space bar ten times.

Talking about Trump ?

Boogey comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Or Mitch McConnell

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Or turtle

Talking about Trump ?

Boogey comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Or Mitch McConnell

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Yah he's a weasel

Only way he's getting two terms

Boogey comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Nah he's the tangerine fuhrer I don't think he'll ever go to jail or get impeached

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Maybe not but one can dream

Mmm........

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

It might just be diaherra

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@tnorman1236 glad I could help.

Got junk??

Wendiw comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Do you think you can do that with people? You know drug them and leave them on somebody elses door step?

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 16, 2018:

Thinking of anyone in particular?

Someone press it

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Somebody did...& look where that got us!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 16, 2018:

Ahh. True

My sentiments exactly

dartagnan6666 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Ive never seen dicks available by the bag before. If I got a bag of 6, i could wear a different one each day of the week.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 15, 2018:

Save the best one for date night

Normal is sooo boring

Sticks48 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Unless you are serial killer crazy, I agree. If so , you might want to get a handle on that.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 15, 2018:

@Captnron59 nothing worse than a careless serial killer

Wow I'm getting so old...since 2016

Pralina1 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

My sister and I were the only kids I know who couldn't find anything scary in this movie . Same w excorsist , I remember both , we thought they were hilarious ??? . Until this day , when we face time of just talk on phone , and we want to make a point of cheap fear / intolerance to stupidity , ...

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 15, 2018:

Reality is scarier than fiction

Or I'm just forked, whichevs.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

That's forked up

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 15, 2018:

@dartagnan6666 I can't help it if I'm short and can't jump

Ohhh those childhood memories

Eirteacher comments on Nov 15, 2018:

When I was young and in my prime. I used to jack-off all the time. Now I'm old and turning gray. I only do it twice a day.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 15, 2018:

Twice a day keeps the doctor away

This.

IrishTxJudy comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I can see that some of these can apply, but that doesn’t make us bad people - just human. I find that sometimes extroverts have poor filters for social behaviors as well.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 15, 2018:

True

Run for your money

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I think the average is about $3k now. Now let's talk hospitalization!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 15, 2018:

System is so broken

Normal is sooo boring

Sticks48 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Unless you are serial killer crazy, I agree. If so , you might want to get a handle on that.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@glennlab ok. I'll be there. What could go wrong?

Or I'm just forked, whichevs.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

That's forked up

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@OpposingOpposum yah. But I didn't know you were usiing a fork

Not a possum but...

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

looks like both are putting that winter weight on.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 14, 2018:

I can relate... And I haven't even taken my summer weight off yet :(

Normal is sooo boring

Sticks48 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Unless you are serial killer crazy, I agree. If so , you might want to get a handle on that.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 14, 2018:

Have to join SKA (Serial Killers Anonymous)

I'll start. My family is coming. GO!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Get off the Turkey. Daddy passed out again. What's the special sauce? You never loved me. The police are here. Daddy's mistress is here. Hey, let's watch Fox. Trump is still President.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@Pralina1 wooo hooo!

This.

DoDapper comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Excellent share. Thank you.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 14, 2018:

Yah. Glad I found this one.

This.

MojoDave comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Thank you Rudy!

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 14, 2018:

You're welcome

If this is a repeat, sorry. If this is a repeat, sorry

MojoDave comments on Nov 14, 2018:

The wisdom of children... before programming.

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 14, 2018:

True

If this is a repeat, sorry. If this is a repeat, sorry

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Good one Rudy lol

Rudy1962 replies on Nov 14, 2018:

Thanks