Intermission

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Sexy

Offer me that deathless death and good God let me give you my life....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Well the myth is that he was a cracker

Zombies seem more likely....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I'm starting to think there is a better chance of the zombie apocalypse

I need this sign over my desk....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Good luck with that

Methane....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Reverse dragon

It's a metaphor people!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Those decisions are double D bad

Like don't do lines in the bathroom....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Maybe that is the advice

Can't say it enough, be careful what you wish for...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Have to be careful because evidently the all knowing god has very concrete thinking

It's not Saturday any more.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

You party animal

From a page on FB - "Forest Friends" - my tagline is "Dildon't"...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Sounds like mummy is getting ready to have an affair

A real meme making the rounds in Rumpland....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

OK let him go to Jerusalem

Freaking Magnets....how do they work?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I'm positive

You know who you are....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

You like that many? You extrovert you

I need to wear one of these...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

That's how I got my skull cracked and wallet stolen :(

I'll take a little of each....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

They are all great

кто живет в пинапле под морем?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Give the man a beer....Or vodka

The future is now....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Surprise, surprise

Is Snapchat still a thing?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I better get Snapchat

....yet no one even thanked me.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Client's lucky day

They sound like the same thing.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Unless you butt dial your booty call

Temple of Doom?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Oh boy. Let's guyana here

Shitty Weather

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

That's our forecast

Good idea!!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

What if I go in the bar alone and cry pathetically until people feel sorry for me and buy me drinks?

Like he needs it.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Karen's got herself one big pussy

Teach my children How to think, not What to think

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Is this true?

Thank you Webster's...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Yup

Mother in law

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Watch that first step. It's a doozy

Gorrillas..

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Kids are learning to count to 69

This is just stupid

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

What a dick

9 times! Praise!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Good one

Oh, Bernie. $27 per month for 17 months... It's cool. You taught me not to trust ANY politician.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Well. In 2016 he was one of the poorest Senators. With his popularity and an inheritance his net worth is now around 2 million.....Still not one of the richer politicians and still working at age 76. He has kept his integrity to not take corporate money.....Hence, he relies on individual donors so he does not owe favors to corporations....Still my guy

Phrased in the form of a question...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

What is something a scared man/child narcissist under 17 investigations would say

We all wondered what she was reading back there...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Good one

& now we know...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I guess dick pics are universal

We be getting old

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

You can't fit Radio Shack in an iPhone

Some will get this

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Not if you've been practicing

Really getting old.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I'm laughing now but I don't know why

Very tempting

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

On day four you take the lid off

Some advice

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Depends how hard and with what

Name the first person you'd call if you won a lottery of over $30M.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

My dealer

Eloquence

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Sweaty Balls

Today's cheese. ???

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Smooth talker

Elizabeth Warren's Native American problem just got even worse - CNNPolitics

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Everyone has something in their background. Democrats need to get a spine and stand up for each other. This isn't good but really?

This has been making the rounds round social media today.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Winter sucks

Lmao...I mean that's not where I like my bananas, but....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Seems like it would be too soft for that

Hope nobody took that the wrong way.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

My school frowned on it

I mean, really.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

My kind of humor

to be continued......

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

That's why we have alcohol

Art imitating life

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Which one is Art?

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth......

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

If you have dentures it works pretty good

Speaking of porn....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Yah for porn!

I see right through this pun....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

That's actually pretty good

Make Forests Great Again....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Damn trees are as stupid as humans

Religious girls are great in bed....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I think Jesus is pitching for the other team so....Good news! That leaves it all for you.. Careful he doesn't try hitting you from the back during it though

So geeked....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Congratulations!

Yes.....yes it did.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Boy, if I had a dime for everytime I've heard that question.

Damn Smart Appliances....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

The fridge is the last thing to leave you in a Country Western song.

Or both....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Well...He seems happy about it.

Curtain call

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

That's not too hurtful...Unless a hooker does it to you.. "Nope. It's not worth the money" kind of stings

Somehow, he pulls the role off perfectly...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Bone Spur Donny

Not too damn happy, people!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Yah I'm stealing this one

Stuart is a fucking genius.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Genius comes in many shapes

Following a recent exchange I was going to post this into the thread then realised it would not have...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Define "dogs"

Be honest, is this too much lettuce?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Yes. Yes it is

I flu the coop

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Now that's a cheesy meme

It's Pee O'clock

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Yah, unfortunately me too

No offense intended

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Interesting

(No harm came to any cat in the making of this meme!)

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

You are a brave man

I wonder if we could have a convention someday.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I'd do it

That's it exactly.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Probably don't want to put this one in the Feline Fanatics group

Today's cheese ???

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Do you want your meme with cheese or just a plain meme? Cheese please. I'm in Wisconsin.

Is there a doctor?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I plan on living forever. So far so good.

Historical meme.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I see. It's dark humor inside a meme about dark humor. You can't fool me

That would surprise me, too!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Happens to me all the time

Haven't heard from Florida Man in a while.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

His only crime is loving his doggie too much

Okay weather I'll take back my complaining about 16° just stop with the ice storm ?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Winter really sucks

How did people like the president (Trump) State of the Union Speech?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I'm still throwing up

Do other people on this site frequently edit their profiles and bios?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

As a scammer, and a troll, I find that once people start to catch on to me I have to change my profile all the time.

Definition...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

He's fatter than that

If I told you it would grow back, would it help???

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

A bald pussy

Borderline.. well that's questionable.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

It's better to have Borderline Inappropriate Jokes than Borderline Personality Disorder

Or a smile.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

LMAO

When the next mass shooting includes me, I want the teddy bear.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

They are really concerned, just not as concerned as they are about keeping their NRA sugar daddy happy.

Milking these memes for all they are worth....

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I'm addicted to memes cause my momma never breastfed me

Advise a auto mechanic

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Ok thanks. I'm off to do that now

What a crappy day at the beach

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Oh man that stinks

Definitely an Olympic Class sport

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

They do have some nice uniforms

A collectible band tee shirt

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Nice gig they have there

People in glass houses...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Needs to slap himself with that one arm

Probably a repost....I seldom stop by anymore.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Did his pa kick him off the edge of the world?

...and then plant an apple tree and say they can't have any.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Now that's a good meme

I posted this a year ago and it got only 1 like l...so here I go again.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Must have been on off day a year ago .. It's worth at least twice that amount

What up, dawg?

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Itz cray, cray that way

I'd like clarify some of our policies here at g:31 .

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I find Crocs very comfortable and convenient, and a great way to let others know I have given up and don't give a shit :)

Bring it on home

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

That's a good gig you have there

Killer shower.

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I think they now have meds for that ;)

You will read this...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

What kind of demonic spell have you cast upon us?

No animals were harmed in the making of this meme

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Ohh I think she knows

When you are almost home after a long day and find the Intergalactic Cops raiding your crib...

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Hate when that happens

Don't you just hate that!

Rudy1962 comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Mr Sensitive