Can't believe I haven't seen this one here. I might have missed it

phxbillcee comments on Oct 10, 2018:

You missed it! LOL!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 10, 2018:

Knew it had to have been here. All over FB

Now that's uncalled for

Boogey comments on Oct 10, 2018:

And that's why they call you Rudy and not Jack

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 10, 2018:

??

???????

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

I always wanted to be a box of wine

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 10, 2018:

@Boogey wooo hooo!!

Seems legit

phxbillcee comments on Oct 10, 2018:

I've posted this before, & I'll post it again... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 10, 2018:

For some odd reason that video comforted me

We have a winner

phxbillcee comments on Oct 9, 2018:

If that is an actual mask & not photo-shopped I am impressed!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 9, 2018:

DK

That's the problem

Umbral comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Curious how that's worked out. Ever make you sad that apparently only assholes vote?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 9, 2018:

Or uninformed because money buys politicians and add time to misinform voters

Ohh to dream

Umbral comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Or when listening to dicks that bring their guitars out ...

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 9, 2018:

Lol

Smells kind of funny though

Captnron59 comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Little old to be digging into mom's dresser.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 9, 2018:

Maybe he was looking for pain pills

Let'er rip.

Cabsmom comments on Oct 8, 2018:

However... I know a woman who had had her tubes tied...and she got pregnant with triplets.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 8, 2018:

@Cabsmom only fifteen more years of raising them

Just high enough

Boogey comments on Oct 8, 2018:

I remember one night my friend and I were getting high all night long, then in the morning her mother came to visit without calling... My friend had blood and white stuff coming out of her nose in front of her mother

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 8, 2018:

....And her mom wasn't happy about it?

A groaner

Boogey comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Now she only has a couple of days to live after mating

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 8, 2018:

Its a bugs life

Let'er rip.

Cabsmom comments on Oct 8, 2018:

However... I know a woman who had had her tubes tied...and she got pregnant with triplets.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 8, 2018:

Surprise, surprise, surprise

Smells kind of funny though

Boogey comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Why would he think it's a Mortal Kombat mask, it's pink

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 8, 2018:

Wrong color?

Your head is going to explode

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

What's happening to your eyes, Rudy? (let alone that tongue!)

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 8, 2018:

Dogs gone wild

Your head is going to explode

Boogey comments on Oct 8, 2018:

That's how my friend's dog looked just before she died

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 8, 2018:

Well that kind of takes the humor out of it

Or, you can choose differently...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Thankfully there is cognitive dissonance to keep that shit going generation after generation

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 8, 2018:

@phxbillcee sorry. Sarcasm is a problem for me.

That party looks purrfect

Captnron59 comments on Oct 8, 2018:

I didn't know cats liked accordian music

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 8, 2018:

Me neither. Learn something new every damn day

They're still bros

Captnron59 comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Holding hands?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 8, 2018:

Looks like it. You don't do that with your bros?

Anymore kids and you'll have to stack them

phxbillcee comments on Oct 8, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVHjg3AqIQ

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 8, 2018:

Wow. That takes me back

They do have a lot of consonants in their names

Livinlife comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Lolol, does he play hockey?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 7, 2018:

Probably

"Tell me are you a Brewers fan", and I said, "Ma'am I am tonight"

Brio77 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

I lived in the Milwaukee area from 2005-2015, so I'm happy for Brewer nation. With my favorite team in the cellar this year, I hope they get that first World Series title.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 7, 2018:

That would be great

Dammit Jim!

Captnron59 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Unless they are a type of depends

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 7, 2018:

Good point

I post too much shit

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 7, 2018:

I am the king of posting too much shit. Funny shit. Annoying shit. Stupid shit. Really any kind of shit. Most of the shit I posts, I stole from someone else's shit! Personal experiences are true, but meme's I steal.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 7, 2018:

Well put

What the hell is wrong with us?

Umbral comments on Oct 6, 2018:

"well, from looking at you at least in the future our hair would stil be in style."

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 6, 2018:

Nice catch

Rather be lost than following the sheep

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 6, 2018:

The last time I used my GPS it lead me to that road! Lying piece of garbage... I just wanted to see if it could find the grocery store. I ended up in New England!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 6, 2018:

That's quite a drive from Nebraska

Yah this is really fucking helping

Boogey comments on Oct 6, 2018:

How did you find my drawing?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 6, 2018:

@Boogey but it was bowling and beer . Now it's late show comedy with a buzz

I like that name better

phxbillcee comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Oh, my fuckin' dawg! Love it! Rudy is on a roll tonight!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 6, 2018:

Cause I'm butter

Yah this is really fucking helping

Boogey comments on Oct 6, 2018:

How did you find my drawing?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 6, 2018:

@Boogey soon ;)

Yah this is really fucking helping

Boogey comments on Oct 6, 2018:

How did you find my drawing?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 6, 2018:

Not telling

Bout sums it up

Snickers77 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

All we can do is laugh as America sinks into the mire.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 6, 2018:

It would be amusing if I didn't have children

He'll always be around

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Bill's still got it

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 5, 2018:

@Boogey "slick willie". At least he's smooth and articulate unlike the orange dumbass....Just wouldn't leave my wife or sister alone with Bubba

Pretty close huh?

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Lol. I did nazi that coming

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 5, 2018:

@Boogey ha!

Ejaculation jokes are the best

Livinlife comments on Oct 5, 2018:

How considerate of her not to call her husband at work ?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 5, 2018:

Yah. That's nice of her

Not going to be dad of the year

scurry comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Funny Meme Funnier comments.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 5, 2018:

That's what I like about this site... Usually good comments

Ejaculation jokes are the best

Boogey comments on Oct 5, 2018:

No more dirty jokes from me,someone took my jokes litterally

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 5, 2018:

@Captnron59 which joke or which member?

More divisive political jokes :)

Boogey comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Rudy did you see the video of Kim's rebuttal letter?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 5, 2018:

No. Didn't see it

More divisive political jokes :)

Umbral comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Gotta be careful here, because you have to spell yourself out very clearly for people with reading comprehension issues. Otherwise they freak on you for nothing, then when they realize their mistake, instead of just a "my bad", they block ya.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 5, 2018:

Has to be quite a story behind that. Careful isn't always my talent

More divisive political jokes :)

Pralina1 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

U r on a roll this morning ! ?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 5, 2018:

I must be butter

"Tell me are you a Brewers fan", and I said, "Ma'am I am tonight"

mikecagain comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Have been my whole life! :)

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 5, 2018:

@mikecagain I moved to Wisconsin in 1988. I quickly became a Packer fan. After that I became a Bucks fan. Started following Brewers closer just this June...kind of makes me a fair weathered fan...but not totally. Baseball is different. It is constant suspense between pitches.

Clueless.

Captnron59 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Why don't she help?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 5, 2018:

Yah. What's wrong with her?

The weather is changing

Captnron59 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

80° isn't hot

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 5, 2018:

It is in my neck of the woods

Maybe not the best way to tell him

Captnron59 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Not good. MJ will be in line with the priests.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 5, 2018:

True dat

Let's get political, political....

MountainBound comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Both sides play that game. Don’t get caught up in the trash.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 5, 2018:

@MountainBound well I'm smart enough to realize you are doing the same bullshit strategy todays conservatives go to every damn time.. Instead of discrediting claims made against conservatives, you resort to name calling and bringing up the names of democrates and shady accusations against them. It's the old childhood defense, "Well Johnny does it too.". "Well what about so and so?". It's the argument of a guilty person. An innocent person and an innocent party wouldn't have dodged an FBI investigation, and then severely restricted the scope of the investigation. Oh and then have Donald say publicly he wasn't restricting the investigation. Yah keep calling me the idiot.

Yah don't let it go to your head

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

& your paycheck is already gone!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

Yah. Hate when that happens also

Yah don't let it go to your head

Boogey comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Look at that tongue on the rottie!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

Has you dreaming?

Not sure that will help

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

In the case of some of your socks, Rudy, that's a bargain!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

Yah, I hate when that happens

"Tell me are you a Brewers fan", and I said, "Ma'am I am tonight"

mikecagain comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Have been my whole life! :)

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

It's exciting

The weather is changing

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Cock-a-doodle-it's cold!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

Good one

Let's get political, political....

MountainBound comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Both sides play that game. Don’t get caught up in the trash.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

@MountainBound who are you quoting Fox?

There's a lot of truth here.

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Wow! Two of them!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee I udderly deny that

He's so happy

Captnron59 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

And here I thought he was dead

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

No. Just looks like it

Let's get political, political....

MountainBound comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Both sides play that game. Don’t get caught up in the trash.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

So don't talk about it? Here is snopes on Keith Ellison issue...also photos of two battered women on memes, that were allegedly his ex and a gf, were not even those women. https://www.snopes.com/ap/2018/10/01/attorney-ellison-abuse-claim-unsubstantiated/

Yo mama jokes

phxbillcee comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Here's another...

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

Probably not as ugly as Chris Christie though

What the hell, mom?

Umbral comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Well mom has to take care of herself too.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

True enough

Let's get political, political....

phoenixone1 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Gonna take a long time to fix all this butchery they are doing to this country...what I don't understand is how could these cowards in Washington NOT know they are committing political suicide? I can under stand all the old farts...they know their time is up, but not the newer crowd...I cannot ...

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

Well put...All I can guess is a thirst for power and "group thinking" has blinded them to any decency. It's sad days in our country

It's kind of like the reckoning ..

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I was just reckoning that there would be some fuckening

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

@balou reckon not. Reckon I take some these taters .. hmmmm

Let's get political, political....

KKGator comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I am so fucking angry right now, I can barely construct a coherent thought.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

@KKGator call me cynical but I doubt they will. At best they will lose power next month in the House. Possibly the Senate with some luck

Yo mama jokes

Eirteacher comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I heard it as ice down her panties to keep the crabs fresh.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

That works

Let's get political, political....

KKGator comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I am so fucking angry right now, I can barely construct a coherent thought.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

Mother fuckers seem to get away with everything

Not really....

jenandjuice1111 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Random creepy-ness

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

You win

Fifteen or bust, bitch

Boogey comments on Oct 3, 2018:

....or is it Larry David

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 4, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=my9lFxHTXp4

Fifteen or bust, bitch

Umbral comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Is he still going to be kickin?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 3, 2018:

He's in good shape. Just looks old

It's either water or Coors Light

ThisGuy comments on Oct 3, 2018:

I also like beer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdTTjY8soVc

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 3, 2018:

Both "boys and girls" drank beer. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VRJecfRxbr8

BREAKING NEWS: The term "Sober as a Judge" is no longer a thing. That is all.

Eclipsechaser comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Everything is becoming a joke now.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 3, 2018:

Guess it's better to laugh than to cry

BREAKING NEWS: The term "Sober as a Judge" is no longer a thing. That is all.

ThisGuy comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Sober hasn't been a thing for me since late 2016.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 3, 2018:

It is overrated

They're at it again

Umbral comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Oh those lovable scamps.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 3, 2018:

@Boogey they should run for office

No I didn't... did I?

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Kitty might be a Supreme Court Justice some day

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 3, 2018:

@Captnron59 thanks

Pretty witty

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Not all of them, unfortunately... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW0hrB9BElQ

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 3, 2018:

Always some brainwashed ones

Deceptive

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Still doing these heavy philosophical questions, eh, Rudy?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 2, 2018:

I'm like Plato and Socrates or maybe Jim Carrey :)

Probably a repeat but still makes me laugh

Livinlife comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Bahahaha!!!! Im so borrowing!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 2, 2018:

@phxbillcee no problemo

Probably a repeat but still makes me laugh

Livinlife comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Bahahaha!!!! Im so borrowing!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 2, 2018:

Funny isn't it?

Not a funny but damn true, and the root of most relationship problems

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Damn, Rudy being all philosophical this morning!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 2, 2018:

Once in awhile

He's the cook?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Just wait until you try his pudding!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 2, 2018:

He'll be pudding it somewhere

She knows where she's going!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 2, 2018:

To cash a 130,000 dollar check?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 2, 2018:

@phxbillcee True. But thought that was his standard hush amount :)

Another baby

Galihad_Z comments on Oct 2, 2018:

I'm gonna try it at my next important job interview! ?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 2, 2018:

Who knows. Maybe the boss really likes beer and crying

I knew it!

Umbral comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Stolen! ?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 2, 2018:

It's a pretty good one

Sick puppets!

Umbral comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Ernie has really changed since I was a kid.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 2, 2018:

@ArdentAtheist good one

Captnron59 comments on Oct 1, 2018:

They need some cannabis to help make shit up

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee no :(

Now it makes sense

Boogey comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Is that Nessie?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 1, 2018:

IDK. Looks like it

It rhymes.

Eirteacher comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Queenie on a weenie.

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 1, 2018:

Oh shoot. I didn't think of that one

It rhymes.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Bean in a Queen?

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 1, 2018:

You got it !

Captnron59 comments on Oct 1, 2018:

They need some cannabis to help make shit up

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 1, 2018:

Or maybe acid

Who's he trying to fool?

Captnron59 comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I hope he is out already

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 1, 2018:

After investigation pretty sure he will still get confirmed ...unless FBI finds overwhelming evidence of some kind

Sheesh! You try to help :)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

For someone with a lot of feelings, it's amazing that her expression never changes!

Rudy1962 replies on Oct 1, 2018:

Pent up feelings

Things, things, things

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

There's a reason for that, Rudy. Now, if you'd just stay on your meds...

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 30, 2018:

Sometimes I forget to take them :(

Better than Christians knocking on my door

taichifan comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Sorry, I believe in Smokey the Bear ?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 30, 2018:

Well played

Keep life exciting my friends

taichifan comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I saw a French comedy where the passenger who wanted to follow another car says it and then said that he waited his whole life to say that ?

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 30, 2018:

Have to pursue our dreams :)

More Sunday funnies...

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Maybe he just has blind rage and strikes out at anything. He might be an alcoholic or meth addict

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@MiltsterD lol. Or that

To help him calm down. He was hysterical

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Looks like he could use a pacifier, too!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 30, 2018:

Big baby

I'm all ready

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I'd stay away from his US tour. If you think about it, him and his followers will all have firearms! Good luck throwing that hammer at someone with an AR-15! 0_o

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 29, 2018:

Good point

I've asked this question in a different forum, and the answers were interesting.

LouElmo comments on Sep 29, 2018:

You can't lose if you don't play.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 29, 2018:

That's the spirit

Words of wisdom

Galihad_Z comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Thanks for the heads up.

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 29, 2018:

No problem

One of the two reasons I like any country music at all...

Duchess comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I love Shania Twain's music and I'm glad she's back, but Shania ! That necklace has got to go ! ( along with the thinking it implies)

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 29, 2018:

Somehow I missed that

Don't worry. He's ok

Boogey comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Oh no please! The moth memes

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 29, 2018:

Yah they are mothfuckers

Don't worry. He's ok

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

If you think I'd break that window & possibly let that out you're nuts!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 28, 2018:

But it's so cute

He's a maniac

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

After as poised as Dr. Ford was, his behavior was a stark contrast & showed more reasons why he's unfit for the position!

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 28, 2018:

He's a maniac

ClaytonE83 comments on Sep 28, 2018:

A maniac on the floor And he's dancing around questions like he's never danced before

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 28, 2018:

Nice

He's a maniac

ADKSparky comments on Sep 28, 2018:

He's bad for atheists, agnostics, non-Christians, feminists, LGBT community, pastafarians...

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 28, 2018:

And on top of all that he's an asshole

He's a maniac

ADKSparky comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Barf Kavanaugh

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 28, 2018:

Really like the middle one

He needs a drink

Captnron59 comments on Sep 28, 2018:

He needs vodka

Rudy1962 replies on Sep 28, 2018:

@Captnron59 true