Good morning, fuckers!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Hate when that fucking happens

45's all classy and shit!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Or maybe just shit

Well, if you eat at MickyD's!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

That taint right

So take that lol

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Yah...seen it ;)

I think she misunderstood.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

One is too many and a thousand is not enough

Cheap bastard...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

You're on a roll today

The outrage!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

LMAO!

[youtu.be] lmfao one line

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Kind of goes with my post.

Woman banned from Walmart after riding cart while drinking wine from P

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I told mom to stop doing that

Poor sad jesus.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

LMAO!

Watching the news

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I get that sentiment

Not too far from the truth.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Fucking, eh

No tipping!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

That'll teach him

Tho I enjoy Noah, Stewart was the man!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Stephen Colbert is the man

Sure, the imaginary is easy...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Demons need their exercise too....

Intermission...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Wow. Three intermissions

Another imaginary creature...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Where's Jesus and Muhammed?

This girl is sharp!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Going on my FB page.

Or the working-class for that matter...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Or the poor or the middle class or those who want to smoke grass. You probably already know it, but I just added the last part to try and be a poet. I'm no sap. I know how to rap. I might be white, but my rapping is alright. ..... Ok, I'm going back to bed. My writing tourettes is kicking in, but it ain't a sin. Uh oh, I'm at it again. Ok I'll stop. You win.

I'll take another crack at it...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

That's some funny ass stuff there

Two for the price of one...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Who needs to deal with the physical world when you have the cyber world?

F’in perverts

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

WTF?

When I hit the Powerball or megamillions

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjWPExJTj0=share

I hate when that happens

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Hate when that happens

"FUCK you bible-thumping TROGLODYTES...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Resist

They've donned their gay apparel

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Mother where art thou?

Village People attack!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

LMAO!

The holy raccoon.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

LMAO!!

The most frightening episode...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

We be living in the Twilight Zone?

They're not taking the blame for this!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Can't say I blame them

Intermission...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Interesting

IKR?!?!....

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Perfect. Wish I had thought of that analogy

Apologies in advance for my SOH...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Remibds me .. I might have to build a fence .... I'm not good at that shit. Anyone here ever build a fence?

I think I'm in love with you... Or at least in lust with you and that's what really cunts, right?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I don't really understand the last sentence but I like it anyway.... Probably be trying to figure it out all day

Every time...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Because the harder we try something the harder it becomes to do....Like that Chinese finger lock thingy where the harder you try to get it off your finger the tighter it gets....ohh...Can also be because we go to bed with no external stimulus and our mind/thoughts start torturing us :)

What do you believe in?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Agnostics.com

Scaling the wall

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I knew it! Bastard is trying to trap us in here with that stupid wall

Tax the Rich?  History Proves Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez May be Correct

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Tax them or eat them

Donald Trump Jr. compares border wall to zoo in an Instagram post

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I yearn for the day I don't have to think or hear about that petty narcissistic orangutan and his creepy family

Nun too surprised either

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Wooo hooo!! Nun porn

Couldn't he wait!?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Based on that load, I think he had already been waiting a long time

You guys write a caption for this one.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Octopussy

Didn't they do that once already?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Oh wow

Somebody help me please!! I don't know what to do now!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Damn you just passed me by a few weeks ago. I still have 30,000 points to get to level nine

You can always depend on a librarian

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Funny

Dreams.....

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Ouch

... So DEEPLY Fucked, We Are! -Yoda

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Don't tell him. Ignorance is bliss

Jesus, do you even lift?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Jesus on steroids

International hand symbol.......

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Right

Surely you jest

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

There's a Sharon in every store

Never fails..

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I've had some sketchy girlfriends but none that look like that

There's always one honest one!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Seems familiar. Guys get so enamoured with a woman's looks. The women will even warn them but googley eyed, horny toad says, "oh it's fine babe I love you.". Six months later the dude is like, "What the hell's wrong with this crazy bitch!?". Bitch done warned you..Ahh lust and romantic love can be a fun but dangerous drug

This is an original.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Good one

This is in honor of @MichelleGar1 for her epic level up!!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Maybe that's why they crucified him, so he couldn't hide them

Nothing more needs to be said! :-(

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I wish I could give him another mind and get rid of the broken one he has

I posted this in another group, but it’s worth posting again.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Let's deep fry the mother fucker

Where would I be without my buds?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Now I feel weird liking your posts

That about covers it.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Witty

We need more shits and giggles in the world.. well more giggles for sure.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

You did it

When the ball drops

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

VD is nothing to clap about

Don't pull my tail.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Cute

King of the Spongehill?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Interesting

Sometimes it's like that.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Don't do it

Weirdness.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Hope it's not French kissing

@MichelleGar1, one of our esteemed Mods, made Level 8! Let's have a hearty Huzzah! Congrats, ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Congratulations!

Really? I didn't know!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

LMAO!

Yes we are!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

I see a bad yeast infection

Because no sense nor foresight.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Brilliant way to show how the focus is on the wrong things

You got this.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

I'm thinking no

An excellent way of explaining it...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Your funny :)

Any one feeling like all hope is lost with the new generation?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Not me. I'm 56 and I'm feeling mainly inspired by younger people. They can be a little too self entitled at times though.

I really need to say something, and I figure here is perhaps the only safe place I can say it ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Why do you torture yourself listening to Christian radio? Sure most Democrat politicians are a little dishonest and corrupt, but are they really as bad as Republicans?

Dat assssss!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

It is impressive

So... I lost a bag of grass once...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Or good grass

A Trump voter hurt by the shutdown’s incredibly revealing quote - Vox

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Make America Hate Again

I'll hire them for more than that!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

What's the minimum wage for sausage biscuits?

Yeah. That's safe.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

And safe too

Yep... Better limber up, Guuuurl... He's cracking out the Kama Sutra on your sweet ass!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I wonder how I get her to look through my phone

Yeah.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I'll drink to that

the stick up!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Great

There's always that

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Epic

Poor guy....

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

She looks happy

Caught in the act

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

No sense of humor

Why Ethel, you outdid yourself.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

You go Ethel

That....that...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

LMAO!

Dirty S.O.B.s

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

He was better off not knowing

Hahahahaha

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Funny

President Trump Curiously Well Versed In Specific Russian Talking Points | Rachel Maddow | MSNBC ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

It's getting more obvious by the day...only one place he could of gotten them

From the inside out

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

It did. His dignity

Don't wait...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Well maybe they enjoyed the first part of it, before they kicked the bucket

In a relationship, How many "I hate you's" is enough?

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Depends on a lot of things....intent, circumstances, what happens after that......

While we're on the subject...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Relatable

Hamlet and Ophelia

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Good one

Sniffed you out!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

That dog sure nose how to find them

I know this theme has been here before, but it's still funny.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Have to be careful where you put it

Breakfast is coming.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

What a wonderful world it would be

Looking for TV show/movie recommendations to watch on either Netflix or Hulu Comment your faves ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Breaking Bad

When desperation strikes, grab your plugs.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Do you fill them with Bloody Marys?

Could you pass me the...... salty sperm please.

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Cumming right over

Now there's a band name for ya!

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I hear they stink