Just a cloud with a pizza ?

Duke comments on Jun 23, 2018:

It's not delivery. It's DiDoggo.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 23, 2018:

Good one

Vacation Time!! Leaving around noon to travel across the US to Yellowstone and back.

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

The Badlands in South Dakota is cool....

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 22, 2018:

@Crimson67 yah. It is pretty cool

Ben there done that

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 22, 2018:

Who do you blame when you're an only child?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Your imaginary friend?

Probably true

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 22, 2018:

I don't understand. Must be a cultural thing

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Yah it is. :)

"The gs you say about others, also say a lot about you." - Mark Amend

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 22, 2018:

I hate the gaslighting built into statements like this. Some people are objectively awful, period. Now if you bitch about EVERYONE then there may be a projection issue. I get sick to death of positivity policing. Not everything is positive, plenty of life is not and belittling others for their ...

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 22, 2018:

IMHO it depends how you look at it. I first read it and thought, "I say a lot of crap about Donald Trump.". Then I thought, "Yah that does say something about me, I hate facist, narcissistic leaders. I'll take it."

It is time for venting again...

Captnron59 comments on Jun 22, 2018:

That last one!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Yup

It is time for venting again...

Freespirit64 comments on Jun 22, 2018:

Made me think of this. I've been saving it for the right time... Can we just ship all these asshats off the planet? #spaceforce...sigh...

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 22, 2018:

The religious right likes their hypocrisy blatant

Very dangerous

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 22, 2018:

Well that just sucks..

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Ha! Punny!

Very dangerous

LEPeff comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Not as dangerous as giving head while driving! You can't see the road that way!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Good point

Let's see what happens

pan_heathen97 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Challenge accepted. Here are a few. You can choose which is the most fucked up.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 21, 2018:

An impressive collection

Fifty dollars is fifty dollars

thislife comments on Jun 21, 2018:

She would have been so proud of him!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 21, 2018:

Ha!

Think we can all relate sometimes

Captnron59 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

I don't think I have ever loved the world

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 21, 2018:

Not even for a moment?

Doesn't care

Captnron59 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Only ask if you're sincere

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 21, 2018:

Right

Would be a choice

Captnron59 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Penis size nipples might be fun with three chicks

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 21, 2018:

Lol

Think we can all relate sometimes

RonWilliam53 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Theses days for sure...

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 21, 2018:

True

Those two clouds look like boobs

EricTrommater comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Must be a little chilly....

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 21, 2018:

Yah. A little nippy out

It brightens up anyone's day!

LEPeff comments on Jun 20, 2018:

That's not always a reason to celebrate.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 21, 2018:

@LEPeff yah. Kind of creepy

Doesn't seem scary

Captnron59 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

If that field is anything like ours... could be hogs in there

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 21, 2018:

@Captnron59 yikes. Covered by insurance?

Doesn't seem scary

Captnron59 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

If that field is anything like ours... could be hogs in there

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 21, 2018:

A lot of corn up here but no wild boars... I guess too damn cold for them

Try vinegar

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Don't do it. Douche it

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 21, 2018:

@Captnron59 must not smell as good as it looks

Smooth talker

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

So we are more open and honest these days?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 20, 2018:

@Livinlife maybe...

POS POTUS.

Captnron59 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Did you see he signed a bill to stop taking children?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 20, 2018:

He just had to sign an executive order. The same law has been in place for decades..His "zero tolerance" switched the immigration cases from civil to criminal..And so that is why they started separating kids from their parents ...He finally felt the heat and reversed his policy...Then takes credit for stopping a policy he enacted

Game time!!

Freespirit64 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Trump won again

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 20, 2018:

Noooooo!!!!!!

Wonder what would happen if I watered this?

CraeftSmith comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Paging Dr. Freud

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 20, 2018:

Lol

I used to be like that on FB

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Oh mix that shit up real good.. let's see it simmer and toil and bubble

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 20, 2018:

Lol

One more about the old douche bag

Eirteacher comments on Jun 20, 2018:

I had some republicunt on this site bad mouth me for calling him an orange douchebag.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 20, 2018:

I guess it is kind of an insult to douchebags

One more about the old douche bag

mt4704 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

I don't know how I can hate him more, but every day, I do.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 20, 2018:

I know the feeling

Yah. Need some new animals

pan_heathen97 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Maybe someone will finally find the animals from Pokémon. Although, I’m not sure if you would want pikachoo stew.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 20, 2018:

Lol

Nice response

Captnron59 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Independent Baptist is a stricter church than southern

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 20, 2018:

A lot of Baptists in Texas?

There is a Way to Avoid a Ticket

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 19, 2018:

That one could... Wait for it... Backfire

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 19, 2018:

Good one

How can this moron be POTUS?

Captnron59 comments on Jun 19, 2018:

Here it is

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 19, 2018:

Lol

Those kids books keep getting worse

EmbracingTheVoid comments on Jun 19, 2018:

I say they're just cautionary tales for today's youth. Like not letting a Stork fuck your mom, not getting high with a Goose, or not getting into a vehicle with a drunk Walruss.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 19, 2018:

Good point

Those kids books keep getting worse

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 19, 2018:

Not for the young at heart. Hard lessons to be learned here.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 19, 2018:

Or the faint of heart

Psycho

Captnron59 comments on Jun 19, 2018:

Don't worry.. you out number them and everything else.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 19, 2018:

Yah those little bastards are everywhere

Trump's dream. ..To go from being just a dick to being a dictator

Captnron59 comments on Jun 19, 2018:

Nip it in the spud

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 19, 2018:

Lol

No can do

Freespirit64 comments on Jun 18, 2018:

I do my memes at the crack o' dawn...

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 18, 2018:

I hope Dawn doesn't mind ;)

Get rid of beliefs

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 18, 2018:

Billy Fingers Who?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 18, 2018:

Hopefully it's consensual

dude

Captnron59 comments on Jun 18, 2018:

That is when I know it's bedtime

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 18, 2018:

Lol

Public service message

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 18, 2018:

Drunks and fire do not work well together.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 18, 2018:

That's a hot ass

Public service message

LEPeff comments on Jun 18, 2018:

(Not) Only you can prove Darwin was right!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 18, 2018:

Lol. Good one

And the moral of the story is?

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Just eat it and make the voices go away (sounds like a line from a horror movie)

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 17, 2018:

Ha!

It kind of does and I'm not

Captnron59 comments on Jun 17, 2018:

I've seen some higher

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 17, 2018:

Lol

Try a little higher

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Remember the day when we actually had to get up off the couch, walk oh maybe 6 or so feet to change the channels.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 17, 2018:

@Cherie44 lol

Try a little higher

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Remember the day when we actually had to get up off the couch, walk oh maybe 6 or so feet to change the channels.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 17, 2018:

Those were hard times

Try a little higher

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Those of us that are really lazy just keep new batteries next to the couch...

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 17, 2018:

Good idea

It's getting hot

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 17, 2018:

At only 85 degrees? Hell, that was the overnight low here...

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 17, 2018:

I'm in northern Wisconsin. It gets to 85 here I think I'm going to die

I'm just saying "eyeglasses".

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Well? Don't leave us hanging man! Where was the phone?!?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 17, 2018:

Lol

I legitimately hate myself.

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Well he looks happy about it

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 16, 2018:

@Mofferatu Imaginary friends are better anyway

At least he's not a sheep

Captnron59 comments on Jun 16, 2018:

They never found you Rudy?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 16, 2018:

Nope. I'm lost for sure

To arms!....

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Yes probably just about to defend his virginity

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 16, 2018:

Lol

Don't let your babies drink beer because they become boastful

Captnron59 comments on Jun 16, 2018:

He'll regret telling all in the morning

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 16, 2018:

If he remembers

Well, I don’t know about you all, but I can check off several on that list ?‍♀️

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 16, 2018:

"yoga pants"?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 16, 2018:

@Captnron59 oh right. Now I remember. And I have hit the jackpot a few times and seen it cause a camel toe

The Universe is Rad

LEPeff comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Wow, are you quoting Carl Sagan or Neil Degrass Tyson?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Lol

的来说的是否定时间表达到

AmiSue comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Going left.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Yah. Sounds more fun

I say yes

Shelton comments on Jun 14, 2018:

It would be nice if living wages were mandatory. The gap between the rich and the poor is widening.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Yup and people on the bottom will only tolerate so much.

I say yes

KKGator comments on Jun 14, 2018:

There is an enormous difference between minimum wage and a living wage. It's not a "hand-out" and it's not "welfare" to demand that all businesses be compelled to pay their employees a living wage. It's basic human decency.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Agreed

Some people say

TampaHeathen comments on Jun 14, 2018:

He lost it while he was wasted away.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Lol

Got to increase the bullshit

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 14, 2018:

No thanks, but you can supersize me in freedom and no bullshit please.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Freedom fries

Awkward...

Captnron59 comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Peeping duck.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Lol

Everyone has their g

ghost_warlock comments on Jun 14, 2018:

I mean, most guys only have one dick and you don't see many of them complaining when they have the chance at more than one vagina?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 14, 2018:

OK true enough. But is there a guy with more than one dick?

Hardened Criminals

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 14, 2018:

After 4 hours they'll be the gang-green

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Lol

It is true

ghost_warlock comments on Jun 13, 2018:

My cat?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 14, 2018:

Lol..Yes your cat

Stoned and

Captnron59 comments on Jun 13, 2018:

Hitting everydamnthing right!!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 13, 2018:

I knew you'd like this one

Steel Wool

Vickylyn comments on Jun 13, 2018:

What about magnets? Or electricity? Oh! Lightning!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 13, 2018:

Good point

Public service announcement

Captnron59 comments on Jun 9, 2018:

I'm no where near any ocean and plan to keep it that way.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 10, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol

Soooo damn frustrating!

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Have you ever considered a career in selling meth?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 10, 2018:

@Blindbird there you go....

Soooo damn frustrating!

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Have you ever considered a career in selling meth?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 10, 2018:

@BeeHappy I don't know but drug dealers usually have a lot of cash on them :)

My intentions were good.

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I only did one out of two of those things last night

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 10, 2018:

@Johnsalterego lol. Well I ain't gonna be fighting with no raccoon

The "ists" are as t it again...

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I gave it to the kids in Flint, Michigan. Sincerely, the Humanist

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 10, 2018:

And that's why I'm a socialist. Sincerely, the Socialist

The "ists" are as t it again...

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I gave it to the kids in Flint, Michigan. Sincerely, the Humanist

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 10, 2018:

You could have at least sold it to them. Sincerely, the Capitalist

My intentions were good.

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I only did one out of two of those things last night

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 10, 2018:

@Johnsalterego no. It was the obvious one

Billion dollar baby?

KKGator comments on Jun 9, 2018:

While he's out of the country, can't we just go ahead and change the locks?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 9, 2018:

LMAO! Would be nice

My specialty

MsDemeanour comments on Jun 9, 2018:

I love you Raincoat Rudy! you remind me of a wombat. :D

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 9, 2018:

Ummm. OK. That is good... I think

Digging pretty low to find this one

Bakunin comments on Jun 9, 2018:

She has such a pretty smile, That now they call him necrophile

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 9, 2018:

Lol

Public service announcement

Captnron59 comments on Jun 9, 2018:

I'm no where near any ocean and plan to keep it that way.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 9, 2018:

@Captnron59 got yah.

Ahhh... that’s nice...

JenBeberstein comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Should I leave? lol

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 9, 2018:

Lol

Public service announcement

Captnron59 comments on Jun 9, 2018:

I'm no where near any ocean and plan to keep it that way.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 9, 2018:

You don't like the ocean?

Make sure to get the whole picture

Captnron59 comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Bet he was still jealous

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 9, 2018:

Lol

Interviews do suck

Eirteacher comments on Jun 9, 2018:

You are hired.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 9, 2018:

I'd hire them just for the honesty

Memes give a meaning to a meaningless world

CraeftSmith comments on Jun 9, 2018:

If you get my memeing

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 9, 2018:

Nice one

That should do the trick

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 9, 2018:

So, who's going to chance the virus and check out the website?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 9, 2018:

Lol. Not me

Mr. Bill Posters

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 9, 2018:

I'm with Bill...I hate those stick figure families

Not sure that's what she meant, but kids has to learn sometime

LEPeff comments on Jun 8, 2018:

You woke now you little shit?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 8, 2018:

Lol

Better get that checked out, Bert

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Shower maybe, but the tub?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 8, 2018:

Yah that ain't right

Better get that checked out, Bert

Captnron59 comments on Jun 8, 2018:

I told you that there was something funny about big Bird!!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 8, 2018:

Lol

Alice Cooper knows

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 8, 2018:

That was actually a decent concert.... am I old?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 8, 2018:

We aren't old but we can see old age from here :)

Now that's a bush

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Better than the cactus

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 8, 2018:

Lol

Why why ?

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Because it's better than being in a shitty relationship? Oh, and what Ron said

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 8, 2018:

@TheLiberalGent I didn't know a lot of people were saying that. For each their own. It is better than being in a shitty relationship IMHO. In my above comment I never attributed blame on my past partners or myself....

Not sure that's what she meant, but kids has to learn sometime

Captnron59 comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Sounds like how my dad would do it. Along with a punch in the face!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 8, 2018:

Yikes

Patience grasshopper!

N7EIE comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Patience!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 8, 2018:

Grasshopper :)

Makes sense to me

Captnron59 comments on Jun 8, 2018:

I always wondered why they got bigger

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 8, 2018:

The boobs or the screens?

For those who have a neighborhood

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 7, 2018:

I've owned two ice cream trucks in my past..

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 8, 2018:

@Captnron59 lol..long story. Side job. It was fun and made some extra cash

Something doesn't seem right

LEPeff comments on Jun 7, 2018:

Melonia does not seem as dejected as usual!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 7, 2018:

LMAO!

Time for God to be held accountable

Captnron59 comments on Jun 7, 2018:

Which god?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 7, 2018:

The one who knocked up Mary ;)

Get off your high horse

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 7, 2018:

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 7, 2018:

High kitty?

You can do it!

Livinlife comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Said Thelma to Louise

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 7, 2018:

Good one

I had the meeting st interesting discussion on the topic The opposite of addiction is connection.

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Get more cats?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 7, 2018:

@Sherri-VT lol

I am so excited

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Hope you like wearing stripes and orange jump suits for about 40+ years.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 7, 2018:

@mistymoon77 I can't say

I am so excited

BeeHappy comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Need a getaway driver?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 6, 2018:

@BeeHappy OK...But pretty sure that would make you an accessory.....

I am so excited

BeeHappy comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Need a getaway driver?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 6, 2018:

@BeeHappy I've never actually used it