I am so excited

BeeHappy comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Need a getaway driver?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 6, 2018:

Using Uber

I am so excited

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Hope you like wearing stripes and orange jump suits for about 40+ years.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 6, 2018:

Pretty sure I'm not going to live 40 more years :)

Can you see me?

BeeHappy comments on Jun 6, 2018:

LMAO! I can see you, can you see me?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 6, 2018:

I think so

Trail Mix Challenge!

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Whoops...

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 6, 2018:

Lol

It is truly nice to be here, amongst people who share two major attributes with me: being a non ...

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Welcome. My guess is there is a significantly higher percentage of introverts who are non-believers than extroverts. We are less likely to get into the group thinking phenomenon

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 6, 2018:

@citronella lol. Yes I think you can

So I've been told

Captnron59 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

You believe that shit?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 5, 2018:

Nope

The gs people do

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Oh damn

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 5, 2018:

@MsDemeanour yikes

Not so funny now

phxbillcee comments on Jun 5, 2018:

So, what's she upset about??? (LOL!)

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 5, 2018:

That there is spaghetti all over the wall

Make the World a Better Place

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Dr. Love

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee probably not....Dr Hate would be more popular these days

I'm skeptical

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 4, 2018:

What's to be skeptical about? Those are clearly flip-flops.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Ha!

Uh oh.....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Her: (to herself) I wonder if it's true that they always come back to the scene of the crime??

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Lol

That is actually a dog's ear. Weird huh?

Captnron59 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Is Trump peering into a horse's ass??

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 4, 2018:

I thought he was a horses ass

Creeper kitty

Captnron59 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Cosby's cat!!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Lol

Uh oh.....

Captnron59 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

To a guy it's all best sex.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Lol. Good point

Power in numbers

Captnron59 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

That . 08 missing duck is all it takes to lose

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Lol

Anyone want to play?

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Since the cucumber one came up the other day, how about.... adult diapers, a chain leash, and a valentines day card?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Good

Uh oh.....

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Awkward....

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Indeed

She'd have to be really special for me to give up pizza, tbh

phxbillcee comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Used to be Letterman's main squeeze! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVK_sojSedQ

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 4, 2018:

I remember that

Just posting to keep it classy around here

LEPeff comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Diarrhea might be one of the most effective defenses against groping!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 4, 2018:

True, but it's a shitty defense

I used to have this book, but the title was different.

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 4, 2018:

watch out for the... short... jab

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Good one

Why do people think being introverted is a bad thing?

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Exatamente

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@balance_point ha. YW

Dique swoon ?

Coldo comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Then there"s Johnny

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Who knew Johnnie was really such a sensitive guy? Not Johnnie

People get tired

LEPeff comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Is your mouth tired?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Lol

Jesus loves the mama jokes

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Kind of a dick, ain't he!?!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

No wonder they crucified him

How did this one get by the PTA?

WishYouWereHere comments on Jun 3, 2018:

It's on the curriculum at Catholic priest seminaries I think. Along with " how George helps Peter relax".

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Lol

Placement is everything

mek7730 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

That's the new Disneyland for men.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Lol

I drink a lot of water and canoes with the other one. I don't know?

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I drink or a lot to learn about your experience

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@Captnron59 lol. Yah, I know

Faux News Again

EricTrommater comments on Jun 3, 2018:

...there are those who say.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Yah when Trump says that you know he's lying ..Well when his lips are moving

Hmm...okay

AmiSue comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Haven’t you seen Ann Margret in the movie Tommy?!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@gigihein me too...

Hmm...okay

AmiSue comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Haven’t you seen Ann Margret in the movie Tommy?!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ChGxwRq3YcI

MEME COMPETITION.

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Can't think cause photo leaves me feeling too conflicted

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@MrLink oops and lol

So that's how it works

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Really? Then why is Cheney wanted for war crimes in a number of countries???

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Let's give him to them

MEME COMPETITION.

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Can't think cause photo leaves me feeling too conflicted

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@ghost_warlock that's the problem

What Do You Call A Good Looking Sensitive Guy?

Shelton comments on Jun 2, 2018:

It seems lots of women prefer the bad boy

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

I don't know about that. I'm bad at everything....guess you know I stoled that from a recent joke on this page

When You're Very Very Single

Shelton comments on Jun 2, 2018:

This is how Cousin It acquired that look!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Lol

MEME COMPETITION.

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Can't think cause photo leaves me feeling too conflicted

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Yikes

I'm going no where

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 3, 2018:

;)

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Dang. You always have the perfect "complimentary meme" for a meme

Keep your hands to yourself

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Good one

If you only new young man

SkotlandSkye comments on Jun 1, 2018:

*knew

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 2, 2018:

@kenriley wow. Well played

If you only new young man

SkotlandSkye comments on Jun 1, 2018:

*knew

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 1, 2018:

@kenriley lol. It still.makes cents

If you only new young man

SkotlandSkye comments on Jun 1, 2018:

*knew

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 1, 2018:

Oops

I'd say it's a D.D.

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 1, 2018:

interesting - was the horse given free-rein or did the guy have them in his hand?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 1, 2018:

Good question

[facebook.com]

Eirteacher comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Damn it's short enough already.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 1, 2018:

Lol

I’m afraid that’s not “athlete’s foot” you have there....

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Way to go...You ruined his damn pocket pussy now

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 1, 2018:

@Johnsalterego true

Wasted days

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

So, who were you sparring with?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee the hand did most of the beating

Can't think of one smart ass answer.

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Nana thinks she's Dr. Ruth when she skips her meds.

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 1, 2018:

Good one!!

Wasted days

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

So, who were you sparring with?

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 1, 2018:

My hand

My spirit animal

Shelton comments on May 31, 2018:

The black man needs to mate a lot more than that!

Rudy1962 replies on Jun 1, 2018:

Lol

You are hired

Livinlife comments on May 31, 2018:

Where did you find this footage of me?

Rudy1962 replies on May 31, 2018:

Lol

My spirit animal

Johnsalterego comments on May 31, 2018:

look at all the money he saves buying dinners for rhino's he has no chance with though...

Rudy1962 replies on May 31, 2018:

Good point

You are hired

zorialoki comments on May 31, 2018:

Better than viagra you are

Rudy1962 replies on May 31, 2018:

Lol

More Roseanne

Shelton comments on May 31, 2018:

Perhaps they could find a way to kill off her character.

Rudy1962 replies on May 31, 2018:

Yah. I guess they decided it was easier to just find a way to kill off the show:)

Might be an overkill

Captnron59 comments on May 31, 2018:

Is that Eric?

Rudy1962 replies on May 31, 2018:

Might be

My Weiner is getting so

AtheistInNC comments on May 30, 2018:

He looks scared. Do you beat him?

Rudy1962 replies on May 30, 2018:

All the time

This one looks interesting

Captnron59 comments on May 30, 2018:

Finding the lab!

Rudy1962 replies on May 30, 2018:

Lol

That is talented

phxbillcee comments on May 29, 2018:

You're in serious trouble when that stream starts diminishing!

Rudy1962 replies on May 29, 2018:

Giving himself a golden shower

This one always cracks me up

Cherie44 comments on May 29, 2018:

Trucker picks up a hitchhiker and they’re moving right along when the trucker asks the hiker if he wants to see something cool. “Sure”, he replied. Trucker takes the tire club, whistles and a monkey jumps out and gives him a blow job after some prodding with the club. “Wow!” says the ...

Rudy1962 replies on May 29, 2018:

Lol

Where Do You Put Stuff for Safekeeping?

Johnsalterego comments on May 29, 2018:

The mind is the first thing that goes, I can't remember what's next...

Rudy1962 replies on May 29, 2018:

I think the mind

A must read

zorialoki comments on May 28, 2018:

Blah, blah blah. All I want is quiet

Rudy1962 replies on May 29, 2018:

Lol

I hate Mondays.

Rudy1962 comments on May 28, 2018:

It's Monday but it's Memorial Day so no work

Rudy1962 replies on May 28, 2018:

@Shelton not me. I rent. Woo hoo

I don't know. Does this seem right?

raptor28 comments on May 27, 2018:

Maybe some Gorilla Glue used, as well.

Rudy1962 replies on May 27, 2018:

Lol

Doggy payback

Johnsalterego comments on May 27, 2018:

No opposable thumbs means doggy isn't eating either - didn't think that one through!

Rudy1962 replies on May 27, 2018:

Lol

Ever meet that one person.....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 26, 2018:

Steve, always a buzz kill.

Rudy1962 replies on May 26, 2018:

Don't get high with Steve

This always bothered me

Mofferatu comments on May 26, 2018:

That's because Jesus takes the wheel and he's used to steering donkeys not cars.

Rudy1962 replies on May 26, 2018:

Excellent

Anyone ever go to Mexico to save money on extensive dental work? Good idea or terrible idea?

CrazyQuilter comments on May 25, 2018:

I got all my dental work caught up when I lived in Mexico. Subsequent dentists have admired the work. It was completed at 1/3 the cost quoted in the US. My brother got a full mouthful of caps and bridges in Los Algadones. He is thrilled, again 1/3 the cost. Every Mexican border town is full of...

Rudy1962 replies on May 26, 2018:

Nice. When the time gets nearer I might hit you up on specifics, if you don't mind. Thanks for the information

Anyone ever go to Mexico to save money on extensive dental work? Good idea or terrible idea?

Hebert54 comments on May 25, 2018:

Not a good idea for me ... bi5 of a trek from Cornwall

Rudy1962 replies on May 25, 2018:

Lol. I suppose I should have clarified. ..Anyone in North America

Them kid books aren't what they used to be.

phxbillcee comments on May 25, 2018:

You can see what made Rudy the man he is!

Rudy1962 replies on May 25, 2018:

Lol

Wrong pussy

Johnsalterego comments on May 25, 2018:

Tastes like...

Rudy1962 replies on May 25, 2018:

Fish?

Them kid books aren't what they used to be.

kenriley comments on May 25, 2018:

Rudy, You make me want to read again.

Rudy1962 replies on May 25, 2018:

Yah. Pretty intriguing titles

Them kid books aren't what they used to be.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 24, 2018:

Quite the collection you've got there!

Rudy1962 replies on May 24, 2018:

Why, thank you

Them kid books aren't what they used to be.

Markus comments on May 24, 2018:

AAAAAAHAHAHA! The bear on bath salts!????

Rudy1962 replies on May 24, 2018:

Yah. That was my favorite

Aging sux....

Johnsalterego comments on May 24, 2018:

I'm not sure age has much to do with my delusion

Rudy1962 replies on May 24, 2018:

Lol

Love a good laugh... butt

Rudy1962 comments on May 23, 2018:

LMAO!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 23, 2018:

@BeeHappy right

It's not new

kenriley comments on May 23, 2018:

Nice one Rudy

Rudy1962 replies on May 23, 2018:

Thanks

Oldie but goodie

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

LOL Still don't think it's gonna help him, but may as well go out sarcastic!

Rudy1962 replies on May 23, 2018:

Right

Seems to close to cannibalism

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Ah, yes, the "atheist's nightmare"!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

Rudy1962 replies on May 23, 2018:

Is that dude being serious or is that satire?

That's as far as it's going

Eirteacher comments on May 20, 2018:

My girl friends X said, "How do you like that used pussy?" I said, "Not bad after you get past the used stuff."

Rudy1962 replies on May 20, 2018:

Lmao

Now there is someone who knows how to par-tay

Johnsalterego comments on May 18, 2018:

Yeah, I remember that time I dropped acid......

Rudy1962 replies on May 18, 2018:

You remember all of it?

When I was young we just called and talked directly to one representative.

phxbillcee comments on May 18, 2018:

Rudy, they had phones when you were young???

Rudy1962 replies on May 18, 2018:

LMAO....If I remember right

Now there is someone who knows how to par-tay

Coldo comments on May 18, 2018:

Pssst. Really want to hear something?

Rudy1962 replies on May 18, 2018:

Yah....

Any suggestions?

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Here you go

Rudy1962 replies on May 18, 2018:

@Captnron59 Carmelita at used Exotic Sex Dolls. 1-800-6969-069

I am sooooo ready.. let's rip some shit up

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Wooo hoo!!! Time to get out the giant straw and thirty gallons of egg nog. Fill the tub with nog, strip down to my birthday suit, grab the jumbo straw, hop in and start slurrping while listening to Pink Floyd-The Wall!! Wooo hoooo!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 18, 2018:

@Johnsalterego it has a special flavor

Always clean after you cream

Johnsalterego comments on May 18, 2018:

Open your mind....

Rudy1962 replies on May 18, 2018:

@Johnsalterego yikes! I'm going to make double sure I clean up afterwards

Always clean after you cream

Johnsalterego comments on May 18, 2018:

Open your mind....

Rudy1962 replies on May 18, 2018:

@Johnsalterego got it

Always clean after you cream

Johnsalterego comments on May 18, 2018:

Open your mind....

Rudy1962 replies on May 18, 2018:

??

That is a deal

ashortbeauty comments on May 17, 2018:

Do I get to pick my own girl??

Rudy1962 replies on May 18, 2018:

@ashortbeauty I'll see what I can do ;)

Maybe write a book or a song

kenriley comments on May 17, 2018:

Just say you're tell, trump will pay you off.

Rudy1962 replies on May 18, 2018:

Ha! Good one

Parenting.

Rudy1962 comments on May 17, 2018:

Makes you wonder what Junior is doing to the hamster

Rudy1962 replies on May 18, 2018:

@LEPeff lol

Oh I wish

Captnron59 comments on May 17, 2018:

Fake news!! #Tweetsfromprison.

Rudy1962 replies on May 18, 2018:

Lol

For those still on Facebook

kenriley comments on May 17, 2018:

I'm thinking is this funny?@Rudy1962 are you cleaning your act up.Whats going on in here.

Rudy1962 replies on May 18, 2018:

Lol. Sorry. My posts have been "tamer"

It's going to be a long session

ashortbeauty comments on May 17, 2018:

And she look like she about never gonna suck his

Rudy1962 replies on May 17, 2018:

Right. He's not helping his chances

Appreciate it mom

Captnron59 comments on May 17, 2018:

Mom must not be a prude!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 17, 2018:

She wouldn't be reporting your posts

Appreciate it mom

ashortbeauty comments on May 17, 2018:

Awww you're welcome, Johnny ?

Rudy1962 replies on May 17, 2018:

Lol

That is a deal

ashortbeauty comments on May 17, 2018:

Do I get to pick my own girl??

Rudy1962 replies on May 17, 2018:

Think it's the one whose photo is on the bus

Parenting.

Rudy1962 comments on May 17, 2018:

Makes you wonder what Junior is doing to the hamster

Rudy1962 replies on May 17, 2018:

@Shelton that's a positive way to put it

Tripping over tripping

zorialoki comments on May 17, 2018:

Haven't had shrooms in a long while

Rudy1962 replies on May 17, 2018:

I only did them once. Wow....It was quite a night. Not sure how I didn't get arrested

He's a fish.....

ashortbeauty comments on May 17, 2018:

Did he have to go in naked? my eyes!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 17, 2018:

Well a fish with clothes on would raise suspicions

Don't do this to your kids

KKGator comments on May 17, 2018:

Too late for Jack.

Rudy1962 replies on May 17, 2018:

My name is Jack Rudolph. As a kid that was bed enough. "Jack me off, Rudolph.". "Mr me off"......damn kids

Hello, 911? This offends me.

ProudMerry comments on May 17, 2018:

Here's my very favorite one of all.

Rudy1962 replies on May 17, 2018:

Lol

Hello, 911? This offends me.

jlynn37 comments on May 17, 2018:

This applies.

Rudy1962 replies on May 17, 2018:

Excellent