... And it never will

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 16, 2018:

I think the two ladies by the water are just doing yoga

And I'm just high!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 16, 2018:

That's about right

Umm... okay

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 16, 2018:

That's why you have to find a tree with just the right size hole in it

What's that?

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 16, 2018:

How many communion hosts does one have to eat to equal a whole Jesus?

Shut up jackass

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

LMAO!

And we failed!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

That's why they stick things up our asses?

I'm just glad I never saw my grandma naked...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

My what big jugs you have grandma

I'm just glad I never saw my grandma naked...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Why does grandma have black holes instead of nipples ?

Seems about right.

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Hard liquor makes me feel like puking. I'll stick to beer

Asking For a Kid In a Cage

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Not to the sociopaths currently running the country

How's the Republican Atheist subgroup doing on here these days? Any Tea Party Atheists?

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

When I click on their site it tells me the "group is unavailable".

This is why the Bar rescinded their support!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Wow. He's a long ways from that

Three for the price of one

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

You're on a roll today....Or yesterday or whenever you posted it

No Frosty no!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 14, 2018:

not sure that is going to help with pain

Failed attempt at musical chairs

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Ewwww ..... yikes

Sunny day keeping the clouds away

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Good ones

Am I alone on this?

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Halloween wasn't like that in the Philippines?

Ten-year-old comedian...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Wow. Impressive. I'll have to look her up

Hell id forget which one was mine sober!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I guess if you're a cop you might go in the wrong house and kill the person living there

Go Brewers!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Great game!!

All grown up

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Fuck you

There you go Teddy

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 11, 2018:

I don't know. Seems most conservatives are ok with Trumps more than 5k lies

They're here to pick up the fondling father

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 11, 2018:

He's all yours....no returns

Kanye forgot to take his meds this morning, even 45 was speechless. [cnn.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Crazy and crazier

Probably not the best outfit for swimming...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Looks good to me

well he doesn't have to worry about toe jam

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Well you can't say he's all thumbs

???????

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

I always wanted to be a box of wine

Reptilian humanoid...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

He might be popular with the ladies

Don't be racist

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

This one cracked me up

Don't be racist

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

LMAO

.............

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pyTdMgBMam0

Single forever...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Ahhh screw what judgmental people think

Of course, some women sleep during!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

What?? Women have orgasms?

Great decor for the labor room.

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Excellent

Who Would You Smoke With?

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Spongebob

A great career opportunity!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

The guy kind of looks like you

Happy humpday

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

At the beginning of the day or at the end of the day?

Today marks my 1 year anniversary of joining this site.

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

You're right. It's the best group

Let me axe you if you’ve had this request.

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Ohhh damn

Good O'l Dark Humor

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 9, 2018:

That's the way to break the news gently

It's called Boundaries

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 9, 2018:

He'll be cuming in his sock when he cums...

I really feel sorry for dicks

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 9, 2018:

And he's forced to do push ups until he throws up

Wondering if not wanting to park close to other cars in a parking lot is part of my introvert ...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Could be. It is for me

Nothing Is What It Seems

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Wow

Latest sequel.

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Excellent

Creed always cracked me up.

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 8, 2018:

LMAO

Yeah that's a meth pipe all right not a dildo

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 8, 2018:

I don't think women usually injest meth through their vagina

We are not good people

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Yup.

Or, you can choose differently...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Thankfully there is cognitive dissonance to keep that shit going generation after generation

Good post from @sweetcharlotte in "Trump Pinata"...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 8, 2018:

It says we're screwed

I laughed a lot at this. Is there something wrong with me?

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

You've been an active member here a long time. Of course there is something wrong with you

the girl you like

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

LMAO!!

Taco blues...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Hate when that happens. Especially when I'm driving down a busy road

Brings a tear to my eye

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Agnostic.com?

Hey There Lonely Boy

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Hahaha. Ummmm... Glad I'm not like that. Haha :(

Pooh & Piglet

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

I can't wait until he's out of the Whitehouse, off my TV and out of my mind

What a party pooper

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Thats some funny shit

Cannibal pumpkin

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Impressive

Mom knows ...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Lol

Dammit Jim!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

If you think you're just gonna fart but it ..... Forget it. Thought I had something clever there but I shitdn't

Halloween couple

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Damn I was getting ready to post this one... That's why I try to go through all new posts first

Fix that shit

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

That should keep'em down

Intimacy is good

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Boy I bet she is really impressed with that

Good Saturday, Folks!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Yah Monday's make me catatonic also

Yarrrrrrr ☠

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Ohhh me nards!! I'm remembering that one captain

You just think your Halloween decorations are the bomb

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 6, 2018:

No. I knew mine sucked

Filters ruin everygoddamnthing

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 6, 2018:

WTF?

I posted these as a response to @zorialoki's "What's for dinner?

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Can I get one with the ghosts of all my ex's and broken dreams :)

This is so funny,I almost watered my pants!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

For some reason that is funny AF

A lot of hoes!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Hoe, hoe, hoe...Merry Christmas

He'll always be around

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Bill's still got it

Good parenting?

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Finally, a good excuse to cross dress in public

Not my problem

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Good advice All my problems are because of Trump

Having a bad day?

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

How do you know I don't?

They seemed to go ever well the last time, so...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Funny stuff

Pretty close huh?

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Lol. I did nazi that coming

Just because I post sex jokes doesn't mean anything.

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

So what you're saying is that you're not looking to get banged?

You ever have a friendship where you feel like they were always looking for ways to be petty?

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

I'm having it at work. I can relate to the part if you call them out on it they back off, but once you let down your guard they are right back at it. So can never let my guard down. Then he asks if I want to hang out away from work...hell to the no.

What goes clippity clop, clippity clop, clippity clop, bang, bang , bang, clippity clop, clippity ...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

I liked that one

Dicks,tits and vaginas!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Holy mother fucking sons a bitch goonie fuck !!

You're not getting a freebie!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

That would be fun

Hitch-hiker.

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Would they kill each other or team up?

Back off sucker

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Back off it's my bitch

Tweet tweet

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Uh oh. I heard Melania didn't get a text :(

I'm sure this is correct

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Yah I'm sure that's it

Great save..

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

LMAO!!

Family tree

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

That's a lot of Shits

“It isn't what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

The basis of Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

Ohh I've waiting for a sale!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Oh crack hoe girls won't you come out tonight, come out tonight

This is an interesting tweet from John McAfee...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Oh. Well in that case, "Donald, if you are listening, fuck off you narcissistic and ignorant piece of crap!"

It's kind of like the reckoning ..

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I was just reckoning that there would be some fuckening

(gag) I don't wanna think about it

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

He must be really rich

That dirty bird!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Get out the magnifying glass

Casper in prison

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Amazing that the guards let them wear their sheets as ghost costume ;)

There's a lot of truth here.

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Wow! Two of them!

Not really....

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Just cruising along and...

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Yes, but then I tell me brain, "better a pussy than dead"

Gimme a little gin 'n juice

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Uncanny

Buncha fucktards!

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

People hating without thinking

Ah yes. Florida Man strikes again.

Rudy1962 comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Oh. Well. Throw the case out then