Another one of those get rich quick schemes

EricTrommater comments on May 7, 2018:

Meh! No worse than Capitalism....

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

True

When life gets hard

Captnron59 comments on May 7, 2018:

Fuck it... I'm smuggling weed

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

@Captnron59 I should have

When life gets hard

zorialoki comments on May 7, 2018:

Whiskey pours better with the cap off the bottle

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

LMAO

Too much?.

KKGator comments on May 7, 2018:

This should posted be to the Westboro Baptist Church site!!!!! LOL

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

Perfect

She is going to play hokie pokie

Markus comments on May 7, 2018:

Her next DUI

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

Lol

It has its advantages

OpposingOpposum comments on May 7, 2018:

Never a problem for me!

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

Lol

When life gets hard

Captnron59 comments on May 7, 2018:

Fuck it... I'm smuggling weed

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

Lol

What are you listening to?

Rudy1962 comments on May 7, 2018:

My kids fighting

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

@FoundMyNietzsche yes. And it's a good thing

It's hard to make a dog. Only bitches can do that.

Captnron59 comments on May 7, 2018:

But I have seen some kids that I wondered about.

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

Ha!

Is it really?

paul1967 comments on May 7, 2018:

I snipped my multiplier

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

Lol

Could they be bigger hypocrites?

paul1967 comments on May 7, 2018:

How about letting Melania have a crack at being President? Can't be any worse, might be better. Maybe she'll get all the orphans wearing designer clothes.

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

Lol

And my favorite

EveDem comments on May 7, 2018:

Lol, which movie is this??

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

Not sure

Yeah, try & herd us!

Rudy1962 comments on May 7, 2018:

My what big teeth you have

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee delicious

The only hope for a rational future...

Rudy1962 comments on May 7, 2018:

Exactamente

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

@Captnron59 un poco

You might think it's funny but it's snot

OpposingOpposum comments on May 7, 2018:

I like to fling 'em at people. Learned it from watching monkeys in the zoo.

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

@Blindbird yah. I never learned that

You might think it's funny but it's snot

OpposingOpposum comments on May 7, 2018:

I like to fling 'em at people. Learned it from watching monkeys in the zoo.

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

I thought that was poop

You might think it's funny but it's snot

TampaHeathen comments on May 7, 2018:

Snot for me to say.

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

Good one

Tasty but dangerous

Captnron59 comments on May 7, 2018:

I can't eat moving food

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol

Scary!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

I have 2!

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

But I don't think you're going to have any sexy time before they take it

Not tonight demons

Captnron59 comments on May 7, 2018:

Lil barstid bothering me ever damn night!! Who likes waking up to sticky sheets?

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

I'm sure there is some freak that does

Pure Gold. Trump made SNL great again ://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1K8s-tQGqY

Captnron59 comments on May 6, 2018:

Bill beat you to this one!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee yah. It was great

Make friends with your demons

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

& sometimes my demons fuck me royally!

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

But do you cuddle afterwards?

Surprise.

zorialoki comments on May 7, 2018:

Know you have met your match and be ready to cross a line you may never have crossed before

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

LMAO

What would we do without them

phxbillcee comments on May 7, 2018:

Eric will love this!

Rudy1962 replies on May 7, 2018:

Yah. I thought about that

The what what?

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

The original tea party!

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Lol

Bad mama..

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Your name is whatever I say it is, & now it's bi-atch!

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Lol. Mama really gone bad

One of my old favorites

Captnron59 comments on May 6, 2018:

You passed my street!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Lol

Funny how that works

Captnron59 comments on May 6, 2018:

Something soothing about it

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Unless someone else is doing it

Someone's got some splainin to do

Lukian comments on May 6, 2018:

Come on girl you should have played this card: *The Immaculate Conception is the conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary free from original sin by virtue of the merits of her son Jesus Christ. The Catholic Church teaches that God acted upon Mary in the first moment of her conception keeping her ...

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Good point Lukian

Is that a rocket on your back, or are you glad to see me?

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

What a dick!

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Lol

Motivation is short lived

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

You lasted for 2 hours, better than last time!

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Lol

Motivation is short lived

Lukian comments on May 6, 2018:

Guy Behind is society judging you....

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Good observation

Whoops.

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2018:

I'm proud of you. In all honesty though, Ron set the bar

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

@Johnsalterego can't know where the line is unless you push it

Introverts and ... Good idea.... will see how it goes, eh?

BBeberstein comments on May 6, 2018:

Welcome! I do much better with people online, I am not to good around people in person.

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

The internet is an introverts dream. We can interact with people but don't have to be with them:)

Drugs just don't last long enough these days

Coldo comments on May 6, 2018:

Could be worse!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Good one

I need to have one

mistymoon77 comments on May 6, 2018:

This is so fitting for the dumpster45.

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Hourly event for him ....Some people need to bitch more and some need to bitch less..He needs to bitch less....Or just die

Gotta watch what you kiss!

Johnsalterego comments on May 6, 2018:

That's a lesser Cosby Roofie toad, not a frog - she made a common mistake....

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Lol

Who could resist that face?

zorialoki comments on May 6, 2018:

The molester may have actually been his good friend Dick Cheney, but to avoid being shot in the back by Dicks shotgun he blamed it on poor Sasquatch.

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Lol

Pure Gold. Trump made SNL great again ://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1K8s-tQGqY

Captnron59 comments on May 6, 2018:

Bill beat you to this one!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Ohh. I saw his other two SNL posts. Didn't see this one

Who could resist that face?

Lukian comments on May 6, 2018:

I hope it used lubrication and not pine sap like Sasquatch's are known for. I hate when that happens.

Rudy1962 replies on May 6, 2018:

Sometimes love hurts

Build it and they shall come

Captnron59 comments on May 5, 2018:

Bubble bursting time....they aren't triangles.

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Ahh close enough

My best photo

KKGator comments on May 5, 2018:

Dang! Looks just like mine!

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

It's like we're twins

My best photo

Johnsalterego comments on May 5, 2018:

And that's the only shot of that shit I wanna see...

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Me too. No mirrors in my apartment

Put a ring on it

Johnsalterego comments on May 5, 2018:

Hey, that's my date! 2 timing Beotch...

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Lmao

This one's different

Captnron59 comments on May 5, 2018:

What is it supposed to mean? Party till you drop!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Sounds right

Run, Weird Al, run!

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

@Blindbird why is that sad?

Goat Pig knows no boundary

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2018:

Looking good

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

@Nickbeee unless you are a goatpig

I did it. I found the outer edges of what is acceptable in this group!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 5, 2018:

What is it?

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

@Blindbird indeed

Love thy self

Johnsalterego comments on May 5, 2018:

Would that be mental Masturbation?

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Hmmmmmm

Or an oncoming train

ashortbeauty comments on May 5, 2018:

<horn blows>

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Run!!

Love thy self

phxbillcee comments on May 5, 2018:

Hey, I'll be glad to help, just keep that Ashton dweeb away!

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Good one

You can't fool her. (Tis satire) [m.youtube.com]

ashortbeauty comments on May 5, 2018:

Not today Satan ahahaha!!!!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Funny lady

Put a ring on it

ashortbeauty comments on May 5, 2018:

Every male's ideal partner

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Old reliable

I did it. I found the outer edges of what is acceptable in this group!

LEPeff comments on May 5, 2018:

That is an achievement! Congratulations! You have set a mark for the rest of us to strive for!

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

And everyone always said I'd never achieve anything in life

Just in case it needed a translation...lol

Rudy1962 comments on May 5, 2018:

Well I did drink Corona last night. Of course, I drink Corona every Friday night

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

@ashortbeauty lol

Jesus loves you? What does it mean to you?

ghettophilosopher comments on May 5, 2018:

Jesus loves me? I don’t recall ever having been to a Mexican gay bar...

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Lol

I did it. I found the outer edges of what is acceptable in this group!

kenriley comments on May 5, 2018:

Is It something you might be able to draw. I'm better with pictures.

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

OK. Here you go :)

I did it. I found the outer edges of what is acceptable in this group!

kenriley comments on May 5, 2018:

Is It something you might be able to draw. I'm better with pictures.

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

But I'm not good at drawing

My level of maturity right here.

Livinlife comments on May 5, 2018:

I guess the answer was yes lol

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Right

I did it. I found the outer edges of what is acceptable in this group!

Johnsalterego comments on May 5, 2018:

I'd ask you to share, but I'm guessing that's what got you to the edge in the first place...

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Lol

I did it. I found the outer edges of what is acceptable in this group!

Nickbeee comments on May 5, 2018:

Have you been doing experiments on us lol ?

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Well. When you put it that way, it sounds bad

I can't help it..

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

We have one...tRump!!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

True

Moody, moody, moody.

KKGator comments on May 4, 2018:

Hang in there, sweetie!!!! In immortal words of Bon Jovi, you live for the fight, when that's all that you've got.

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Nice

Falling deer?

Johnsalterego comments on May 5, 2018:

Parts of the Trinity river in Fort Worth have signs saying not to harrass the alligators, nothing about beware of them...

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Is there a sign for the alligators telling them to not harrass the people？

I did it. I found the outer edges of what is acceptable in this group!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 5, 2018:

What is it?

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

I'm not posting it again. The couple doing it doggy style and he had his hands in her mouth. Was de-activated

Oldie but goody

Captnron59 comments on May 5, 2018:

And scented too!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 5, 2018:

Lol

Next time I'm at Target, I might get me one of these.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

I wonder what the return policy is?

Rudy1962 replies on May 4, 2018:

@paul1967 lol

Failed attempt

Johnsalterego comments on May 3, 2018:

Might be a fun joke to pull on someone, shipping is cheap enough...

Rudy1962 replies on May 3, 2018:

I'm not giving you my address

Mathew Who ?? Accused what ?

Johnsalterego comments on May 3, 2018:

What if he stalked Andrew (Andy) Stalker? How would that headline read?

Rudy1962 replies on May 3, 2018:

It would be a tongue twister

Cheating neighbor

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Is she doing it for a crowd???

Rudy1962 replies on May 3, 2018:

Right. Have to overlook that he's in the middle if a crowd

Mathew Who ?? Accused what ?

Rudy1962 comments on May 3, 2018:

If the name fits......

Rudy1962 replies on May 3, 2018:

@Nickbeee lol. Right

Get over yourself.

Johnsalterego comments on May 3, 2018:

Where's my chloroform, uh, chlorophyll...

Rudy1962 replies on May 3, 2018:

Good one

Get over yourself.

Mofferatu comments on May 3, 2018:

The house plants probably have way more complicated emotions too. That's why they can give the silent treatment for that long.

Rudy1962 replies on May 3, 2018:

Lol

Pop up tent

Johnsalterego comments on May 2, 2018:

Expensive pills for that, and you can only get 4 hours In max

Rudy1962 replies on May 3, 2018:

@Johnsalterego I didn't know that

Michelle Wolf vs the Trump ladies

kenriley comments on May 3, 2018:

Damm good ones. Thanks

Rudy1962 replies on May 3, 2018:

YW

Wait for it

N7EIE comments on May 3, 2018:

I slept with a cow once. No sex... Problem?

Rudy1962 replies on May 3, 2018:

Nope I sleep with two cats every night

If I could turn back time

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Was boppin' your Mom worth it, Carl?

Rudy1962 replies on May 3, 2018:

Lol

Pop up tent

Johnsalterego comments on May 2, 2018:

Expensive pills for that, and you can only get 4 hours In max

Rudy1962 replies on May 3, 2018:

And then you have to call your physician, and probably be charged for that

Okay gang, let's finger for the Lord!

KKGator comments on May 2, 2018:

This is the finger you meant, right?

Rudy1962 replies on May 2, 2018:

The right one for the most penetrating experience

That old chestnut

ejbman comments on May 2, 2018:

I so hope this is a joke.

Rudy1962 replies on May 2, 2018:

That's how twisted I am. I'm hoping it's not

Yucko Bucko’s got an itch

Duke comments on May 2, 2018:

The best part is the second line. LMAO!!!

Rudy1962 replies on May 2, 2018:

Exactly

Way to go... godzilla

Rudy1962 comments on May 1, 2018:

I hope it's not a sexual submission thing. That would really hurt :(

Rudy1962 replies on May 1, 2018:

@Nickbeee sounds reasonable

Strange but true

AntaresRose comments on May 1, 2018:

Kim is a chubby little wiener. He is bigly as 45 says.

Rudy1962 replies on May 1, 2018:

"chubby little Weiner". Creative description

Strange but true

Captnron59 comments on May 1, 2018:

Notice that they are both walking bowlegged!

Rudy1962 replies on May 1, 2018:

Lol

Everybody has a hobby

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

lol.. some people just need a hobby for the distractions

Rudy1962 replies on May 1, 2018:

My problem is I get distracted from my hobbies

I usually don't post political stuff in here

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtZV_rFnI-4=TLGGw4YcJx0E9ZIzMDA0MjAxOA

Rudy1962 replies on May 1, 2018:

Excellent

Only time I run

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Prove it!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

I'm running right now. Do you see me?

That's true

ejbman comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Not necessarily... You might also be the wrong person!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@ejbman deep, bro

Be loud and be proud, freaks

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I've grown to accept being considered weird, its become a badge of honor

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Exactly

More christian church people dancing to balls out Jungle Techno. [facebook.com]

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:

What is that, the church of methamphetamine?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

I used to be all messed up on drugs. Now I'm all messed up on the Lord

That's true

ejbman comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Not necessarily... You might also be the wrong person!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Lol. So masturbation is preventing me from getting laid ?

Do not insert your arm into the cow!

Livinlife comments on Apr 30, 2018:

So many ewwwws! Lol I'm glad I'm not a farm vet!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@Nickbeee which head?

The hypocrisy burns so much

Captnron59 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Every time I go in one I just want to pee on someone. Maybe I should have gone with you Rudy.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Ahhh I'm good.

A romantic dinner

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Takin a trip and never leaving the farm

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Yee haa!

Solo party

phxbillcee comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Are we sure he was only drunk?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Right Pretty bizzare behavior

This one is for the captain

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:

That was one baddass cigar trick though...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Lol

I can relate....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Exactly. I had that conversation a few weeks ago with a high school student who wouldn't check her grades. I said that I understand, I do the same with my bank account. Wow. And now it's a meme

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@Johnsalterego all over again

Signature qualities

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Not sure Bout the liquor part, shit gets expensive...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Pabst Blue Ribbon. 15 dollars for a 30 pack. Boones Farm wine as cheap as 5 dollars for a whole bottle. And in a jam, rubbing alcohol is two bucks and will fuck you up :)

So many people I know

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Meh, no ya shouldn't, go with it!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

Exactly

We've all done it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 29, 2018:

NEVER!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 30, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol