I guess it has to be spelled out now

Nickbeee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

This is where I am going wrong .. I was putting the coke on my penis and snorting the condom !!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 22, 2018:

LMAO

We've been warned

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

It may be about time!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 22, 2018:

True

I guess it has to be spelled out now

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Or, 1. Buy them. 2. Get so hot & heavy into it you forget to use them. 3. Happy Father's Day!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Lol

Muy caliente!

MrLink comments on Apr 22, 2018:

It what gives them their super powers in adulthood.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Muy caliente

I guess it has to be spelled out now

kenriley comments on Apr 22, 2018:

So they have to be unwraped?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Lol. Yah I guess

I guess it has to be spelled out now

Livinlife comments on Apr 22, 2018:

This will be next

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 22, 2018:

LMAO

Seems right

LEPeff comments on Apr 22, 2018:

I think jacking it might be more beneficial than thoughts and prayers.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 22, 2018:

That's a good point.

That's what she said

ProudMerry comments on Apr 22, 2018:

The first sentence isn't necessarily true...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 22, 2018:

That's good to hear

We've been warned

LEPeff comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Here the new boss, better than the old boss?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Yah. I'd take him over Trumpanzee we have now

[m.youtube.com]

BeeHappy comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Dang Rudy! You could've given a person warning we would need tissues! ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 21, 2018:

@BeeHappy not sure :)

[m.youtube.com]

BeeHappy comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Dang Rudy! You could've given a person warning we would need tissues! ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 21, 2018:

@BeeHappy not sure :)

[m.youtube.com]

BeeHappy comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Dang Rudy! You could've given a person warning we would need tissues! ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Yah. Makes me cry everytime

[m.youtube.com]

tioteo comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Where? When? What occasion?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Right. I thought the header was going to post too but now I see it didn't. It is one of the students teacher's who has cancer. Damn. Kind of screwed up a cool video

So Eric, how many memes do we have to post before we get a free shirt?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Memes are life....they are their own reward.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Lol

No. No you don't need a new church

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

That kid's gonna go places! Probably a state institution of corrections, but places indeed!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Ha!

Those damn bitches...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Damn bitches always be eating my cookies

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee right. Cookies? How about deez nuts?

So Eric, how many memes do we have to post before we get a free shirt?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Looks like you just hit level 8 so maybe a week tillit comes in the mail. Congratulations!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Yes but I need a Memes R Us shirt too

Wise choice

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

That kid will meme!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

True

Dick pic's be like..

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

And you guys think I post nasty shit.. just wait.. your turn is coming

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Can't wait :)

Steve is right but a real downer

EricTrommater comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Steve is no longer invited to TGIF....

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Lol

And I can't stop hating you

Nickbeee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Babies have more life experience somehow ! He is a paradoxical man lol

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

That's one adjective to describe him

So no nudes for us!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I think I'll live. I've got PornHub!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee how'd you know?

Happy couple

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Just the way she likes him!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

And maybe the way he likes it

k before you click Send.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Notice we're still getting that weird disappearing 'thin' thing.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@Blindbird have you tried meth?

Haven't thought about it

LEPeff comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Unless you're gay.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Good point

So no nudes for us!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Pretty close to me, but I drink that orange flavored bud light now...So...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee Trying to get my vitamin C

So no nudes for us!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I think I'll live. I've got PornHub!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

What's that?

Right. You won't need it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

They say Jennifer Lawrence is deep. I'd like to test that for myself, tho!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

As would most of us

Ya, sorry lol

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Shave those bushy caterpillars

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@FrayedBear lol

We've all been there

AustinSkepticus comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I ALWAYS GET THE LAST WORD! :D

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Like Lawrence O'Donnell on MSNBC?

Hey it's worked before

RavenCT comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I think we'd be on to you. But that's just us.....

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Ha!

Hey it's worked before

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

If it's good enough for Jaweh it's good enough for me!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Some of that old time religion

Truth or Dare

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Have sex

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@Captnron59 maybe. But I try to be considerate of my partner

That would be my choice.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Yah dead people aren't any fun

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee well.yah, dead people are easy dates, but..

We've all been there

M3G4N666 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

lol "whAt teh fUcK did Joo sAy BiTcH??"

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 20, 2018:

LMAO

As an Atheist this works for me

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Think the kitten is doable

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@Mofferatu lol

This could by why I always keep a back up pair....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:

So this person has bad eye sight because they're "in bread"?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Witty

Probably as delicious as he is cute

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Kitties are the best!!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Cat.... Fish?

She knows

kenriley comments on Apr 19, 2018:

That's how I raised my little girl.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol

Probably as delicious as he is cute

AustinSkepticus comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Babies are better. You're missing out. Lol

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol

Supply your own "your mama" joke

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Well, no specific, "Yo mama got so many weiners..." jokes, but a few general...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

I like how the one meme uses Chris Christie

Exactly!!!

Freespirit64 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I'm curious as to the mentality of Satanists. They claim they don't really believe in Satan per se, just use the figure as an analogy. If I were forced to join any "religion" though, they would certainly be the ones I'd pick. Yeah..that was serious on the meme page...sorry. Won't happen again....

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

I think we are allowed one serious comment a week in here

What the Chuck

Nickbeee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Hahahah!!!! he posts memes!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Beat me to it

What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you during sex?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

When Father Maloney said my penis was smaller than the other altar boys

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@thislife, @Varn Yah. Just trying to be funny

What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you during sex?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

When Father Maloney said my penis was smaller than the other altar boys

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@ArthurPhillips lol

What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you during sex?

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

After her initial pointing and laughing nothing gets embarrassing really ....

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol

What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you during sex?

clarkatticus comments on Apr 19, 2018:

The other guys in jail started laughing

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

LMAO!

Supply your own "your mama" joke

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Yo mama's diet so bad, I'm genuinely concerned about her health.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol. What a slam.

What is a good reason to be happy?

bleurowz comments on Apr 19, 2018:

My understanding about happiness is that the way to find it is to stop chasing it. It's about learning to appreciate the present as it is, good and bad. That doesn't mean sitting back and becoming passive. But to be able to move through things without judgement of how they should be. Do your best ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Well put

Gots ta show'em how it's done

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Lmmfao!! That would be cruel as hell!!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

And maybe dangerous

But the cashier might like it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Rudy, you need to work on that 'come hither' look!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Yah. It taint that good

Hello police. I'm calling to report a rape. I'm the perpetrator and the victim.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Do I need to turn myself in?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol. Nope

You think your job sucks...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Imagine how embarrassing it is when your child has "take your parent to school day".

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee a moment of weakness

Hello police. I'm calling to report a rape. I'm the perpetrator and the victim.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Do I need to turn myself in?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

I need to get a restraining order against myself....Or at least my hand

Another Donnie joke

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

You look like a guy that needs liposuction! & a brain, a heart, a conscience, empathy, sense, morals, decency,...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

And a subpoena

So you're invited to a masquerade party! What statement would your costume make about you?

lhcoastal comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I'd go as 6'8" James Comey trying to blend in with the drapes.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Good one

You think your job sucks...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Imagine how embarrassing it is when your child has "take your parent to school day".

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee I thought about that, but decided not to go there

It's nothing to clap about

RavenCT comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I think we're mining memes from the same location.... rofl

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

It's a small internet, I guess

You think your job sucks...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Imagine how embarrassing it is when your child has "take your parent to school day".

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Vipyr82 lol!

We are brave meme warriors.

Insectra comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I prefer the weird side.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Damn! You are the meme queen. Have a similar one to almost everyone I post:)

You Won’t Believe What Obama Says In This Video! ? - YouTube

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Technology is getting to freaky for an old bastard like me

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@jioo087 right. As soon as the ice gets off the water....Spring is coming late here this year

How mad are we?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Insanity is a sane reaction to an insane world

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@kenriley yah I heard that somewhere at sometime

Don't try this at home, kids

Nickbeee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Piles or noodles ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Nickbeee I once was hiking the Appalachian Trail here in the good old USA. I was lucky enough to meet the guy who set the record for walking it the fastest. We all had water purifiers so we didn't get giardia. He said when he set the record he just drank out of the streams. He stated that it was bad the first couple of days, stomach pain and diaherra, but after that he was just fine drinking water straight out of the streams

Don't try this at home, kids

Nickbeee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Piles or noodles ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Nickbeee she's tougher than me I guess that's the right adjective

The devil is apparently above average.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Or, he's bi-dicksterous!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

LMAO

Sounds about right.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Well his greatest enemy evidently failed math

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@tnorman1236 ha! I'm an idiot. He's his own worse enemy. I took it as his greatest enemy was replying to him

Elmo saves!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Is he related to Trump?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@ejbman you orange kidding about that

A horny and a corny pun

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

omg.. the shit that makes us giggle.. good ones..

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

So bad they're good

Don't try this at home, kids

Nickbeee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Piles or noodles ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Nickbeee I think I'm skipping dinner tonight

Why would you not respond to a private message?

Nickbeee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I would try not to worry too much or be concered to be honest .. What other people do can often seem mysterious or rude.. Sometimes they don't even realise they are doing it ! :) It is weird but so is the human race generally and you will be less troubled accepting the weirdness.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Yup. Seems everybody is weird except me

How many Jimmy Dore and Kyle Kalinski fans do we have on here? I love their shows

Sarahroo29 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I don't watch TV. I don't pay for it either.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

They are on the internet

Don't try this at home, kids

Nickbeee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Piles or noodles ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Wow. Now it's even grosser than I thought. Feeling a little neausas now

He has spoken....or Tweeted.

ArdentAtheist comments on Apr 18, 2018:

President ulterior motives strikes again!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Ha

Seems fair

Captnron59 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Didn't it used to be 1$ ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

I think so but now they need extra money to pay attor fees

Sounds like ?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

No photos and it didn't happen

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@BeeHappy same goes for god:)

A Lego-ist??

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

How much wood would a woody want ........I thought I was going somewhere with that

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@BeeHappy fine line between pleasure and pain. At least that's what they say. I never understood that .... Really

This meme nailed it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

No, I gave up on putting posters of 'pop' stars on my walls when I was a pre-teen!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee you're right. Don't know why I said bikini.

Well then they would be different than my ex

SonderOpia comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I think I'd be afraid.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Lol

I never read this one

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

You can figure out how it ends...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee yes. A classic

I never read this one

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

You can figure out how it ends...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Just needs to walk it off

She's probably not lying

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Looks like she's got a mouthful now!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Ha! You're right

Good question

scurry comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Well the first 1/2 would bring you to 50% ...does the second 1/2 bring you to 1/2 of 50%... So 25%? Hmmm.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Ahhh. Good thinking

Good question

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

What if you're a cat????

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Guess you can get scared half to death 18 times. Of course, cats are scaredy cats so it might not take that long.

This meme nailed it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

No, I gave up on putting posters of 'pop' stars on my walls when I was a pre-teen!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

I bet you had that famous Farrah Fawcet bikini poster back in the day :)

It's kind of funny, maybe

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

How can we remember these goofy ass commercials but we can't remember what we ate the day before or why we walk into a room and stand there with this blank look on our face but hey, we can sure rattle off these things like it's ingrained in our brains, which they are. We hear so much, its like ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

When we get older, not old!, It's the short term memory that goes.

Ooopsy Daisy

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Oh, really...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Lol

Another juvenile mama joke

Insectra comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Speaking of weiners and your mom....

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Even a better mama meme

Say it in terra cotta...

ejbman comments on Apr 17, 2018:

He likes Greek butts and he cannot lie.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Witty

Hard times

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Unfortunately still smoke, tho I'm trying to quit. (Yeah, I know, don't 'try', blah, blah...) Never did the above, just seemed stupid. Had a guy I knew that had to smoke his Camels one 'direction', 'cause otherwise, he was "smoking out of the camel's ass"???? Takes all kinds, I guess.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@mistymoon77 who said he's looking for a woman in her right mind ?

Never worked for me

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Try it at our age & you just about guarantee that they disappear. I know, I've tried! Pleading doesn't appear to be the best aphrodisiac either! Now, chloroform has promise!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Lol

Cum on! Give her what she really wants

ejbman comments on Apr 17, 2018:

So aggressive!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

I.know. Great isn't it?

It is and I like it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I don't call it weird, I call it home! Well, I call it weird, too, but still...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

What the hell fun would it be if it wasn't weird ?

I think I found it

ejbman comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Ha ha ha! Faked his own disappearance.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Must have gotten into some dangerous situations

Hard times

LetzGetReal comments on Apr 17, 2018:

YUK. Smoke weed rather than... Ciggies are the worst, any type of box or color.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@mistymoon77 lol. Never said I chew it. I used to and boy was it delicious ;)

Never worked for me

DenoPenno comments on Apr 17, 2018:

In America the 2016 presidential election made boobs appear. Lots of them.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Lol. Not the kind of boobs I'm looking for

Suck it up, that's the only sappy crap you will get from me

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I don't get the joke here

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@mistymoon77 OK OK I'll be serious for one minute. It's a good message. OK. The minute is up

Dorothy is a badass

Nickbeee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Awesome ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Ha!

Clinton's model

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Never a fan of hers, but I'd give my left nut to have her in rather than the Orange Douchebag.....Two bad options in 2016.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol

Suck it up, that's the only sappy crap you will get from me

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I don't get the joke here

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@kenriley Na. I was making a joke.

And then there's this a-hole....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& I just love her "xtian family values"!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Markus lol