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Good question.. then look outside to see a blizzard in April.

Captnron59 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Or what inhale did the weather have to do with this meme?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Lol

Boing........

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Well, I've "twanged it" a few times in my life, & it has never made that sound that I know of! Now, I may have at some point in the proceedings, but not my boner!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee Your taint doctrine? https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/a3yagk/trump-and-cohen-want-their-lawyers-on-the-taint-team-screening-raided-documents

Well what did you think would happen?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Gettin' down and dirty!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Well played

We've all been there....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

In Junior High my friends and I used to get high a lot. One winter night my buddy and I were smoking outside. We were cold so we snuck into the local health spa. We were also really high. We went into the sauna and were sitting in there wearing our jackets and hats. This student from our high ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee, @mistymoon77 meme therapy can be intense

We've all been there....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

In Junior High my friends and I used to get high a lot. One winter night my buddy and I were smoking outside. We were cold so we snuck into the local health spa. We were also really high. We went into the sauna and were sitting in there wearing our jackets and hats. This student from our high ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol

That's confidence

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

She's just asking for a strip-search!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Of course. Now the security woman is curious about that bomb pussy

We've all been there....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

In Junior High my friends and I used to get high a lot. One winter night my buddy and I were smoking outside. We were cold so we snuck into the local health spa. We were also really high. We went into the sauna and were sitting in there wearing our jackets and hats. This student from our high ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee I thought this was therapy

Well what did you think would happen?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I might plant myself in that field for a while! Supine & very shallow!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Lol. Worth a try

Sorry, I'm all tied up

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Content Warning: there was this old pro, she'd been peddling it on the streets for years. This John walks up to her & says, "I'll go a round with you if you're really tight!" She responds, "Come back to my room & I'll show you!" In her room, she says, "Go ahead, stick in your finger." He does & ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

It's all relative

Write Something

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

What a sweet talker! & can you believe it, still single!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Hard to imagine

Your partner. You could talk to your partner

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Really, @Rudy1962, this isn't the best ad for atheism I can imagine! As you said, love the one your with, dammit! (I paraphrased)

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Yah. That's why I added my heading.

Kitty is feeling frisky

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Is the whip really needed???

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Well it is a cat.

Boing........

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Well, I've "twanged it" a few times in my life, & it has never made that sound that I know of! Now, I may have at some point in the proceedings, but not my boner!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Thanks for sharing

After much deliberation, I have decided I need to quit my job to spend more time here.

idlopalev comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Lets all chip in a little to make @rudy1962 dream come true. I will start the gofundme with this Dime I found on a bum outside my building

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Lol. Shake him down. He might have a few more cents

I can't even.....

AlasBabylon comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I get the spider and the "shadow" :) But I don't get why the toilet seat is gone. (I know I'll get laughed at, but I need to know :)

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

I was wondering the same thing. We can both get laughed at

& they got to go & frame it in a heart? Bastards!

idlopalev comments on Apr 13, 2018:

ooh lets go there That looks sweet! Road trip everyone?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

We can all share in our misery

He will confirm Darwin's theory.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

To the hospital

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@LEPeff true

More dark dankness

RavenCT comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Ok stealing the frog. (Must remember what group I post this to... not on main page.).

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Yah. I have that problem sometimes.

Shit just got real...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

What if she was always that way?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Then you have a keeper

Soiled himself.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Ive been in a few accidents. Never pooped but peed myself just a little. TMI?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Blindbird negative attention is better than no attention:)

Yeah, Carol....stop the insensitivity.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Tomorrow when he realizes what she meant he's going to get bruises kicking himself in the ass so hard

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@phxbillcee live and learn

Meanwhile ....

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Why do they always ask you questions when your mouth is full of shit? STFU and get it over with!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Right. I think they think it's funny. Sadistic bastard

I hope he likes the taste of angels

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Then you'll love the end of this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GjCRWeG_AQ

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Excellent

It's OK to be stupid, but people should really draw the line somewhere

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I think they've shown that! Kimmell did a bit on his show where he purchased a bunch of merch from the on-line "tRump Store", virtually everything was made overseas, if not China! Yeah, Orange One, America First, douche!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

I have to look that up

I knew there was a word

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

A population of assholes is called an environmental disaster!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Well played

It's OK to be stupid, but people should really draw the line somewhere

Vipyr82 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Not to mention Trump pronounces China as “Gina”, as in “Vagina”.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Grab em by the gina

That's awful tempting but NOT my dream. ?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Good luck with that

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@BeeHappy I met her at a Greatful Dead concert. We did acid together

This would make a nice Hallmark card

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

https://youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM so this comes to mind...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Hot

Hanging Naked Men Flowers anyone ?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I know there is a good joke there to be made....Something about my ex having a real life tree like that...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@phxbillcee yup . I grabbed my crotch everytime she did that

Do Golden Showers turn your skin orange?

MissingLink16 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

You're being naughty, and a little disturbing, this morning. :-)

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@phxbillcee true enough

That's awful tempting but NOT my dream. ?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Good luck with that

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@BeeHappy I was talking to my imaginary friend

Someone needs a sensitivity training class

MissingLink16 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Was he talking about himself?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

He was if he knows what's good for him

Do Golden Showers turn your skin orange?

MissingLink16 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

You're being naughty, and a little disturbing, this morning. :-)

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

No different than any morning :)

Oldie but a goody

MissingLink16 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Playing "doctor" with yourself.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

It's not as sad as it sounds. OK Maybe it is

Hanging Naked Men Flowers anyone ?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I know there is a good joke there to be made....Something about my ex having a real life tree like that...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Nickbeee lol

Preventative medicine...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

They are bad for you? :(

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@BeeHappy I have always had an iron gut..Not necessarily a good thing

Hanging Naked Men Flowers anyone ?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I know there is a good joke there to be made....Something about my ex having a real life tree like that...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Nickbeee I have a lot of faults, but I have good instincts

Not a meme...my s.i.l and grandson. Caught this 40lb this past weekend

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Is that a flathead? I've been trying to catch a big one for a few years now. There is a place on the Wisconsin River where they catch them up to 50 pounds. Biggest I've gotten is 12 pounds. They say live bluegills work the best. Every time I try that I get a damn snapping turtle.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Captnron59 Damn. You ain't playing. Ya all use one and a half pound carp for bait. I guess everything is bigger in Texas. We don't have bluecats here but it gives me some ideas.

@Blindbird....words of wisdom.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Always look on the bright side of life...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

My new dating profile....

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

He sounds like a real keeper.. don't quit your day job..

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Just wait until he gets fired

Take that NSA!...

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Surprise! Your on candid camera is not what it used to be..

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Lol. It is the new version: Surprise, Candid Camera is Inside You

Are they technically arachnids?

Markus comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Almost anything tastes good dipped In melted butter ?‍???

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

True

Even when it's not Tuesday?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

At least wait a day before you steal my posts!!! LOL

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@BeeHappy it's my standard procedure. I steal memes from here and put on FB, and steal memes from FB and put on here

Hmmm, I guess that's an option?

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

nothing like a little fake necrophilia to get him in the mood, or not.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Good point. Faking dead may not work with certain freaks

Your all so evil

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Hahahaha. Mathing! So deviant! We're taking a road trip to hell on a party bus. Wanna come?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Blindbird lol. Good point.

Your all so evil

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Hahahaha. Mathing! So deviant! We're taking a road trip to hell on a party bus. Wanna come?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Do we have to do "mathing" all the way there?

Not a meme...my s.i.l and grandson. Caught this 40lb this past weekend

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Is that a flathead? I've been trying to catch a big one for a few years now. There is a place on the Wisconsin River where they catch them up to 50 pounds. Biggest I've gotten is 12 pounds. They say live bluegills work the best. Every time I try that I get a damn snapping turtle.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Captnron59 what do you use? Suckers? I have heard they will spin it around in their mouths and not just take it. How do you know when to set the hook? Do you open the drag?

Not a meme...my s.i.l and grandson. Caught this 40lb this past weekend

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Is that a flathead? I've been trying to catch a big one for a few years now. There is a place on the Wisconsin River where they catch them up to 50 pounds. Biggest I've gotten is 12 pounds. They say live bluegills work the best. Every time I try that I get a damn snapping turtle.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee eat snapping turtles?

And good riddance. I suggest we balance the budget by eliminating his pension.

KKGator comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Ryan publicly said that he wanted to eliminate Social Security and Medicare. I heard him utter the words with my own ears. The GOP "tax bill" is specifically designed to do exactly that. How else do you think they're going to pay for everything now that they've permanently cut corporate taxes? ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@KKGator yup. Sadistic bastard

And good riddance. I suggest we balance the budget by eliminating his pension.

KKGator comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Ryan publicly said that he wanted to eliminate Social Security and Medicare. I heard him utter the words with my own ears. The GOP "tax bill" is specifically designed to do exactly that. How else do you think they're going to pay for everything now that they've permanently cut corporate taxes? ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

His wet dream I think

It's hard out there for a player

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

@Rudy1962, you wish you had that problem!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee yah. We're lucky :)

Have a sense of humor

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Tell 'em to send female cops!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Ha!

If dogs used incense

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

some funny shit right there..

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Punny

Not sure grannie did this right

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

He'll grow into it!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Lol

It's hard out there for a player

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

@Rudy1962, you wish you had that problem!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Hell one was too much.

Best to stay in your own bubble

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Hey, she COULD be calling 9-1-1! Or, getting ready to make a clip for FB!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

More likely a clip for Facebook

If dogs used incense

Captnron59 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Rudy you have outdone yourself!! That one is totally in bad taste!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

That's what I'm striving for

Poor fella

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Oh, geez, I was at the vet yesterday!?! Let me check< >I'm OK! I forgot, was the Vet hospital, the VA, but they did put me out for a bit for my endoscopy, so I figured I ought to be safe & check!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Lol

Forgot what this one is

Captnron59 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Emergency Will Robinson... I need to get more seed!!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

That is an emergency

???☺????

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Would it kill us to teach critical thinking in schools?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Blindbird going to kill all of us

If this hasn't been posted in here before, well it needs to be

Nickbeee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Meme's are life haha

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee I can kind of feel it rotting right now

How does one accidentally Tweet this?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I'm thinking he thought he was messaging his therapist!