Another unrealistic body expectation for women...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I'm glad that's unrealistic

But muh freedomes of speach!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Good one

Monday morning blues

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

At least you didnt wake up in the morning and have sex with pancakes .....

That is a notch I don't care to see.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Made me laugh

I apologize in advance...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

It's so bad it's good

Good question

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

The Mile High Club for one

Funniest thing you'll see today! [facebook.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

LMAO. Glad I took time to watch it

And on the third day he did text, "u up?"

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Maybe he will "rise" for you again

Nature hates a vacuum.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I know my cats do.......

I'm curious to understand: Do you hold grudges?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

I used to hold all my grudges, but it was tiring so I made a box and now I keep them in there.

Fake Trumps.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

I'm hoping for a real impeachment

I think I'll pass.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

It was martini and Rossi for me....Junior High.

That's a scary one.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Good one

Good morning from these two bff

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

One is named Al and the other one is named Coholic. I partied with those dudes in college

Right from the mouth of a preacher!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Bingo

Clever! Lol.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Oh shit. That is funny

Who Is America-How To Trap A Mexican [youtu.be]

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

I guess racists get to be racists because they are so gullible to believing bullshit, and going along with bullshit. I mean I know Sasha is good, but watching this clip and other clips of his movie.. come on...so easy to get them to do stupid shit

Ribbed for his pleasure lol

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Need to spice up the masturbatory ritual somehow

Sometimes once you fall it's to late.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Good one

This is very true.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Like the dumbass who calls himself a stable genius

Brand new here, both to the group and the site.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

What's that mean, "a little dated/old school"?

Forever alone.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Yah. My imaginary friends got sick of my shit also

always wonder what happened to those people.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

In the singles bars sniffing cocaine off the sink in the bathroom

Sometimes you gotta tell the truth

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Impressive

My newest meme for my Fb memes page. [facebook.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Excellent

Would you rather date someone with opposing political views or opposing religious views?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

I like the question...A progressive Christian who was tolerant of my atheism.....I might be able to live with that

So sweet the sentiments

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

LMAO!

The times have changed.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Great list

American taxpayer

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

I was going to say the American 99%

Hell's infrastructure needs repair.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

He must be smoking too much of the devil's weed

Go granny go.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Cool grandma

Actual add in my Facebook feed.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Some people are so easily manipulated. Gullible geeky, goofy goons

Deep...on so many levels.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

But loneliness won't give you hemmroids

One step forward can send you 2 steps back

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

What does it mean if they slap a restraining order on you?

Love that isn't unconditional is actually just "need".

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMcHtSjtNBY

Love that isn't unconditional is actually just "need".

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Dalli Llama... If you like a flower you pick it and take it home. If you love a flower you leave it be in the ground and water and nourish it..... Well not his exact words but..

Remember the magic 8ball...no not that one!!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Excellent

Naughty but nice.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Good at statistics. Bad at getting laid.

Brought to you by --

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

The only whores I dislike, "Corporate Whores"

Vegans,we care about you...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

They probably won't even appreciate it

Not a meme but I thought this group would get a kick out of this.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Show me a guy who hasn't had his cock in a sock and I'll show you a liar

You can't say you don't know what that sounds like.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

"Get in my belly"

Inappropriate dress

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Must be low hangers

What I Dream About

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

But not like this guy, right? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2VIEY9-A8

Ya I'm talking to you!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

But I don't want to

Wouldn't it be great if life were like this?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I prefer, "Stop Breathing"

Safety knowledge

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Is this true?

I've seen variants of this - but this one is spot on perfect.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Most excellent

World's most famous cuckhold!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Well what would be the fun in that ?

"What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

"Say my name"

I try not to watch accident porn.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Ohhh my penis accidentally slid into her. Oops

Racists please take some spelling classes

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Pretty witty

Their Little Game

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

If we could just convince everyone to stand up. Then we could end the game, but they have a lot of money to spread lies... Speech can be bought

In the eyes of God we barely surpassed whales....

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Whats up with Spongebob's eyes being at the bottom? I didn't even know that cartoon was around back then

Muahahaha...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Humor is a good anger eraser

Just curious how many people on here consider themselves 100% either liberal Democrat or ...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I dont really think liberal and Democrat go together that much anymore....at least not fiscally.....thanks Citizens United and politicians with weak ethics

What thing do you really wish you could buy right now?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

A new president

So within meeting someone on here, how quick are you to give out your personal number, email, social...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I'd give it at least five years....

I can see why he's anti-women.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

What are the odds he's a virgin? Priests don't count

It only took 6 easy steps!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Impressive

Agnostic.com dating profile template.....

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Cute

Posted for the opossum.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

He needs to get his ass back here

With Trevor Noah

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Yup. So true

Speaking of historically inaccurate memes....TBT

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

The circle of life.....

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Makum atafa

Probably a repost....ask me if I care?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Never seen it before

You talkin' to me?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Can't argue with that

Nope, I'll pass on the shants.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I shant ever wear those

Why is that... makes me :(

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Seems like there would be a lot of fun people in Bum Fuck, Minnesota

Beat that jebus!!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Funny

Who's a good boy?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

LMAO!! Syealing this one !

Trying to sneak a political one in here

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

And the irony is the Koch brothers funded it! Evidently thinking it would prove the opposite of what it proved. Cant make this shit up. This country is so fucked up right now I need to drink more

Bring string and treats.....

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Wow How big is that fucking cat?

Say six hail Mary's and two our fathers....

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

LMAO!!

I'm done trying to explain myself...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

No. But we are all asshole wipers. Sorry ;(

More on Trump, IDs and Groceries.....

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Equality is what it’s all about

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Beautiful

Change your future.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I like it

About differences...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

There was another nun in our school. She had explosive diaherra

Bucket List

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

To die in my sleep. I think I screwed up. That one probably should have gone on the bottom of my list, not the top. :(

What is "the sixth sense" of yours?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I can repel people from approaching me with unwanted, and extremely boring small talk, with a brief negative glance in their direction.

Prez Bone spurs needs a new excuse

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Funny

On a serious note.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Hard political times in America right now

Your guide to Trump-speak.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Yup

Advice to yourself?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Trust self more and listen to the "know it all's" less.

I changed our avatar...cuz it's my group and I can.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

But if they get caught trying to sneak in you aren't going to separate them from their children, are you?

Battle of the whit and half-whit. Guess who wins.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Mic drop....Boom!

This has probably already been posted, but it never fails to make me laugh.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I haven't seen it here before. However, my memory isn't that good and I tend to repeat myself. Also, my memory isn't that good

What do you think? How accurate?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Yah that sounds right. Wait, no it doesn't....hmmmm....Maybe

I Do This, Too

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I've been known to turn up the volume on the radio to make it warmer in me car

Good morning all....

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

That is one wish that definitely will come true some day

Results may vary......

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

And hope the cops don't come and lock you up under a mental health commitment

No Excitement There

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Hate to see what she is like when she's not aroused

These Look Like Something Else

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

But it would be cool if they were

About differences...

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Well the nuns in my grade school would randomly smack me....

five!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

She ain't falling for that again

Wasting good product

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Seems like a good use of the milk. Also looks like it's doing her body some good.

I always thought he was the smartest guy on the show!

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Ha!

I found the flowers I want for my funeral.

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Lol

Why not!?

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Funny