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Special powers

Captnron59 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Vagina ghosts while yanking it..

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Captnron59 that's the third damn time this week I've been called young... I'll take it

Sometimes you have to fake it

idlopalev comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Best Character EVER!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@idlopalev OK. A draw

Sometimes you have to fake it

idlopalev comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Best Character EVER!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@idlopalev https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=9s&v=WDpipB4yehk

Special powers

Captnron59 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Vagina ghosts while yanking it..

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Best comment of the week

Don't do it. Eric says it ain't right

Captnron59 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

So I'm not the only one? What a relief!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Lol

Sometimes you have to fake it

idlopalev comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Best Character EVER!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Definitely one of the best

So you decide to get it on with someone, and you put your iPhone on "Play all -- shuffle".

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XwLLH9EZiqc

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@btroje yup

Nobody wants to see it

Captnron59 comments on Apr 7, 2018:

I looked... how do you find it?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 7, 2018:

Magnifying glass

Clean up isle 5... Hollywood... oh Hollywood!

PeppermintDreads comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Yes, but he’s still fucking her with his butt...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 7, 2018:

He was confused about the term "butt sex"

@Blindbird should surprise her kids for dinner..

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 7, 2018:

About as likely to eat that as anything else I cook. "Bacon wrapped chicken and parmesan green beans? Yuck. I want pb&j".

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Insectra that's my kids

More opression from the patriarchy and our reptilian overlords.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Sexy

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Blindbird if we are listing things women have hit us with we need to add restraining orders

More opression from the patriarchy and our reptilian overlords.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Sexy

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 7, 2018:

@Blindbird mic drop

Anyone have some funny dating stories they wish to share?

NothinnXpreVails comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I have never been on an actual date.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

You didn't miss much

My my my... you guys have been busy while I've been working.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I do this while at work

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Captnron59 oh I see. You have a real job.

Oh look, she's trying out for a scene on WD

LEPeff comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Maybe the prayers from the rest of us were answered and that's why she has cancer!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Lol

Anyone have some funny dating stories they wish to share?

atheist comments on Apr 6, 2018:

You mean 'some funny disaster' stories! :)

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Not necessarily. But those are the best.

Anyone have some funny dating stories they wish to share?

Jnei comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Back when I was 18, I had a little comedy routine I used to recite about how some names are very posh, and the characteristics of people with those names. One name I especially targeted was Virginia. Anyway, at the time I was dating somebody who was very posh indeed - we're talking "vast country ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Now that's funny

I've been eyeballing one of those Sebo Airbelt D4s for months!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Don't get one with too much suction. Trust me.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@PeppermintDreads ah. Close enough

Anyone have some funny dating stories they wish to share?

Amisja comments on Apr 6, 2018:

The guy checking his phone to arrange his 'next' date during ours!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

I think you win

Anyone have some funny dating stories they wish to share?

Akfishlady comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I have some dooseys. But for now just one. I met a guy online eHarmony I think, if you have ever used their site you know it is a pain in the but to go through their extensive questions etc to find a good match. They sent me a guy who lived close by. So we chatted a bit and I decided to meet him...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Sounds like a keeper ;)

Well this seems kind of harsh

phxbillcee comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Of course, that's not really true, in nature almost any variation can be found. Look at walruses for example, pretty they are not (well, maybe to a female walrus), & the bull only has to get in fights to hold his harem. Yeah, let's go emulate that. If a person I'm interested in isn't impressed with ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

You and your facts and logic

I've been eyeballing one of those Sebo Airbelt D4s for months!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Don't get one with too much suction. Trust me.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@EricTrommater I beg your pardon, sir. I did not fuck my vacuum. It fucked me.

It's Friday! Time for a Pop Quiz! By the way, My Patreon is blah, blah, blah Lol!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Sort of like being at the casino

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Bierbasstard "slightly" is the key word

In case, "Hey, want to come to my place?" stops working for women all the time...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I love silicone women...they want everyone to feel how real they feel.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Do they have a silicone valley?

...and Gandalf is me!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I can't get the damn "like" button to work

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Oh now it worked. Damn first world problems

Do you like chicken ?????

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

LMAO

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Nickbeee I need a joke that makes me LMBFBBO (Laughing My Big Fucking Beer Belly Off)

Well this seems kind of harsh

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 6, 2018:

She's right though

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

Blindbird, Somehow I knew you were going to approve

Remember to turn the TV on before you turn yourself on

Captnron59 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

I hate when that happens

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

I hear ya

Well lookie there Eric...a join button... I'm in like Flynn!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

How did you get booted?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Captnron59 got it

Sorry, I'm busy today.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Weird thought

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@BeeHappy Lol. Well it wouldn't make sense to just Rudying with me

Apparently "Lol, Death?" was the wrong answer to this post. Whoopsie.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I don't remember asking for 10-20 in the big house

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@phxbillcee yikes

When I originally saw the title for this I was going to use it as a comment to a Ted Nugent post.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

When people used to say Obama is a radical socialist, my response was always, "I wish."

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@phxbillcee hell Trump is even making W Bush look good

I have the sock to prove it, dammit

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Damn control freaks

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Livinlife lol

Apparently "Lol, Death?" was the wrong answer to this post. Whoopsie.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I don't remember asking for 10-20 in the big house

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 6, 2018:

@Blindbird I'm trying to cut back

Lucy Psychology Stand seems to have fallen on Hard Times.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife she gets all tarted up & hits the street. Early the...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee I feel young

Lucy Psychology Stand seems to have fallen on Hard Times.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife she gets all tarted up & hits the street. Early the...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee I don't know if it's too old for me but I don't know it.

Sorry, I'm busy today.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Weird thought

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@BeeHappy for me

TBT... If Jesus isn't working for you why not try heroin?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Junkie nuns, there's a good '70's exploitation film in there somewhere!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

I saw a really good movie on pornhub about nuns

Can I throw up now..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

No Peppermint Schnapps

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee it'll knock you on your ass

Lucy Psychology Stand seems to have fallen on Hard Times.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife she gets all tarted up & hits the street. Early the...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee I was very curious

Bill seems to be the only one taking TBT seriously today..... Get with the program!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Ummm what is TBT?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@EricTrommater Thanks. A place I used to work had Throw Up Thursday.

So.

VictoriaNotes comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Is she aware that the theory of evolution is supported by evidence from a wide variety of scientific disciplines, including paleontology, geology, genetics and developmental biology? If she still has doubts with this knowledge than I don't think she'll be open to being educated by you or others on ...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Good answer

So.

JeffMesser comments on Apr 5, 2018:

does she put out?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Oh boy

What does it take to quiet your mind?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I try to take a moment at least a few times a day to quiet my mind

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Stacey48 lol. Improvise I guess

Pretty much.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 5, 2018:

And everything is great until somebody breaks out the n-word...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

necrophilia?

Lucy Psychology Stand seems to have fallen on Hard Times.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife she gets all tarted up & hits the street. Early the...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

405 times?!

For those that like succulents

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Is that outside your house?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@mistymoon77 It would be cool if it was

Why did I read this in Morgan Freemans voice?

Nickbeee comments on Apr 5, 2018:

You ate Morgan Freeman ?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Lol

Can I throw up now..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

No Peppermint Schnapps

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@mistymoon77 that was the one drink I learned to stay away from. Amazing I didn't get arrested on that stuff.....

Okay, when are we going to be able to post pictures? How are some able to in the first place?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

It doesn't let me at first, but I keep pounding and pounding away on the screen of my cell phone until it happens. I have to try about five times on average before it posts. Have to kind of ram it in there

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird is a vacuum cleaner hose a digit?

Sorry Eric

ballou comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Eric will be very disappointed! lol

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@EricTrommater Bigfoot?

Okay, when are we going to be able to post pictures? How are some able to in the first place?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

It doesn't let me at first, but I keep pounding and pounding away on the screen of my cell phone until it happens. I have to try about five times on average before it posts. Have to kind of ram it in there

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Blindbird sounds vaguely familiar to me also. I just can't put my finger on it.

I want a second opinion....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Eat the fucking doctor

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@idlopalev next time you'll probably beat me

I wonder what my dog named me?

Beach_slim comments on Apr 5, 2018:

How do I get out of this group?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

@Markus lol

Have to admit, they make a nice couple

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Couple of what?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

Sociopaths

Hypocrisy for sure

gearl comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I've pretty much had it with them.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 5, 2018:

I hear ya

Won't someone give this lying bitch a possum?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Remember where she's from & who her dad is!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

The douche doesn't fall far from the bag

Probably seen this one before

Livinlife comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Talk to me daddy lol

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Livinlife woo hoo

Poor little fella

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

You've got very attractive hands & legs, @Rudy1962! Can't say the same for your junk, tho!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Lol

Won't someone give this lying bitch a possum?

idlopalev comments on Apr 4, 2018:

No! possums are adorable! and She is a cunt!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@idlopalev works for me

Probably seen this one before

Livinlife comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Talk to me daddy lol

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

And then I did the dishes and vacuumed the entire house

Won't someone give this lying bitch a possum?

idlopalev comments on Apr 4, 2018:

No! possums are adorable! and She is a cunt!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

I was thinking road kill

Desperate Cheetto has taken it to a new level

Livinlife comments on Apr 4, 2018:

She's probably been tapped more times than a keg. But then, so has he probably

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Lol.

Some must die for others to live

Livinlife comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Now they're who should be given a holiday.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

And to celebrate we can take magic mushrooms

CW: The Dankest Meme in Phone....was saving it for a special occasion.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Why does it have eyes and nostrils?!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

@Blindbird I'll keep an eye out for you

A black cat crossing your path

RavenCT comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Anyone else notice that cat is in a birdbath? I am such a cat lady.

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

I do now

CW: The Dankest Meme in Phone....was saving it for a special occasion.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Why does it have eyes and nostrils?!!!

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

It's the best secret ever kept. All ballsacks have eyes and nostrils, but we have ways to hide it if viewed by women

Anaconda don't want no more Easter memes...

Captnron59 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

There goes Peter cotton tail.... literally

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Well played

That's nuts

LEPeff comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Is that how peanut butter is made?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Hmmmm. Maybe?

Hygiene is so important

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Thankfully it was only his fingers, you should see his...

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Ha!

Probably seen this one before

phxbillcee comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Rudy1962 replies on Apr 4, 2018:

Lol

What made you stay here?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Closest I've been to not feeling like an outcast