An oldie and very corny: "Will Miss Issippi wear her New Jersey to the picnic?

Rudy1962 comments on May 29, 2018:

Now that's a cheesy one

Strange looking ducks

Rudy1962 comments on May 29, 2018:

What the fuck? That's no duck!

I've been called a "people pleaser" quite often.

Rudy1962 comments on May 29, 2018:

The Greatest Show on Earth!

Where Do You Put Stuff for Safekeeping?

Rudy1962 comments on May 29, 2018:

All the freaking time

Positive Vibes --

Rudy1962 comments on May 29, 2018:

Perfect

I hate Mondays.

Rudy1962 comments on May 28, 2018:

It's Monday but it's Memorial Day so no work

HealTHCare

Rudy1962 comments on May 27, 2018:

Funny because of the truth in it

Miss me with that insomnia sht.....

Rudy1962 comments on May 27, 2018:

Taco Bell, laxatives and a broken toilet

Be careful out there

Rudy1962 comments on May 27, 2018:

Ouch

Punishment

Rudy1962 comments on May 27, 2018:

Snitches get stitches

Riiiight!!!!!

Rudy1962 comments on May 27, 2018:

Lol. Good point

I never noticed that before.

Rudy1962 comments on May 26, 2018:

I go on pornhub just for the comments. It's the same as when I was young and got Penthouse just for the articles

Ever meet that one person.....

Rudy1962 comments on May 26, 2018:

Uh oh. I think I might be Steve :(

Keep some perspective!

Rudy1962 comments on May 26, 2018:

Hey...I think I can see my apartment

My new strategy.

Rudy1962 comments on May 25, 2018:

Living the dream

Flexibility of a Word

Rudy1962 comments on May 25, 2018:

Well that pretty much fucking covers it

John McCain and Collusion by President

Rudy1962 comments on May 25, 2018:

Stolen

About your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/whatever I'll go first "If you really squeeze in...

Rudy1962 comments on May 25, 2018:

My car doesn't mind if I go in the back tailpipe. I know how to turn my car on. My car eventually runs out of gas. My car never slept with my friends. My car never got a restraing order against me. My car is real. My car is three dimensional

@admin what happened to the site? Don't have full page anymore.

Rudy1962 comments on May 25, 2018:

DITTO DITTO DILLY DILLY

Religion? Just a bunch of hypocrites...

Rudy1962 comments on May 25, 2018:

Not even a real dolly either

"Code brown" as they say in the hospital

Rudy1962 comments on May 24, 2018:

That could be a big problem, but it depends

That's intense.

Rudy1962 comments on May 24, 2018:

Lol

The smell of pooperee in the air.

Rudy1962 comments on May 24, 2018:

Now that's some funny shit

Good aim...

Rudy1962 comments on May 24, 2018:

Lol

Good aim...

Rudy1962 comments on May 24, 2018:

Lol

That look.. lol.. but it's true too along with the eye rolling.

Rudy1962 comments on May 23, 2018:

Passive aggressive ....Tell me you're going to pray for me after I tell you I'm an atheist

Digestible by most humans...as compared to what? What concerns me is the other 40%.

Rudy1962 comments on May 23, 2018:

Ahhh. Hell no

Love a good laugh... butt

Rudy1962 comments on May 23, 2018:

LMAO!!

How'd that go again?

Rudy1962 comments on May 23, 2018:

That's baaahd

Shrek cream. Ewwww

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

I don't know. Doesn't sound too appealing

I believe my own introvert inclinations stem from having to listen to the fucking idiots who think ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

I can relate

The movie Wrong Turn comes to mind.

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

Prepare uranus for an attack ....

The Force is strong in this one...

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

How do you do that?

If she has to ask...

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

Ouch...

The struggle....

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

They like when you play hard to get? Or is it cause it's hard to get hard?

That'll work....

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

Hey they want to watch me jack off, well have at it hoss, but I ain't paying for the needed therapy afterwards.

Yeah, Jason, knock that shit off!

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

Damn Jason. Always fucking things up

Breakthrough

Rudy1962 comments on May 22, 2018:

Lol

Scary ass neighbor

Rudy1962 comments on May 21, 2018:

Lol

At least I have my cat

Rudy1962 comments on May 21, 2018:

Ahh. Whoever said life was about accomplishing stuff?

Should do this to all of them, would stop the practice quick!

Rudy1962 comments on May 21, 2018:

Lol

(sigh).....

Rudy1962 comments on May 21, 2018:

My kind of humor

Boys will be boys

Rudy1962 comments on May 20, 2018:

Ha! Funny

Panty droppin' time!

Rudy1962 comments on May 20, 2018:

LMAO

Wolves + a few letters

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Corrupt POTUS? Release wolves

Well, this is awkward.

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Well that didn't go as planned

The power of prayer

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Yah. How dare you present a reasonable argument.

Or the 2nd, nobody likes ass juice

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Rhoids?

I am sooooo ready.. let's rip some shit up

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Wooo hoo!!! Time to get out the giant straw and thirty gallons of egg nog. Fill the tub with nog, strip down to my birthday suit, grab the jumbo straw, hop in and start slurrping while listening to Pink Floyd-The Wall!! Wooo hoooo!!

I seem to have overlooked this particular verse, but I think we all can agree on it.

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Now that's a house where I want to visit

At some point, don't we all have to take off the glasses?

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

I would hope so

You know they're your best friends when making them terrified is funny.

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

LMAO!

It finally happened, one my posts got denied.

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Congratulations

But of course!

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Love it

Please enter some text

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Seems like a nice fella

Any suggestions?

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Here you go

If there were a , why would it choose to act through the tedious medium of politics, where - in the ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

If God chose him God must be a real asshole

Truth known by cat owners.

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

That is a cats attitude

I don't want to seem rude.

Rudy1962 comments on May 18, 2018:

Good luck with that

He's a fish.....

Rudy1962 comments on May 17, 2018:

Lol. They will never suspect

Likely story.

Rudy1962 comments on May 17, 2018:

LMAO...When a turtle is a mule

Parenting.

Rudy1962 comments on May 17, 2018:

Makes you wonder what Junior is doing to the hamster

Appetizers?

Rudy1962 comments on May 17, 2018:

It feels better than it sounds

The opening statement for the WH shit circus

Rudy1962 comments on May 17, 2018:

What's the fun in that ?

Guy comes in the doctors office rolling a wooden barrel on its side with liquid swishing inside.

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Lol

Watch yourself

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Hope he's not the guy having sex with the alligator

Always read the signs

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Lol. One way to get away from work

Never mind

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Bet the women are going to jump at a chance with him

You know who you are

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Hate when that happens

Mother knows best

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Mama kind of kinky

I know she exists

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

I don't know man. It might be an ex trying to break in and kill me in my sleep

I disagree. Being an atheist is rebellion..

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Maybe he should of stuck to booze and cocaine

You may wish you could die if you don't

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

And don't stick that pepper down your pants

Hey everyone. How about a game of "caption this one"?

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Photoshop is so cool

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

You sure like the possums

People R' dumb.

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

WTF?

I think I saw some of his comments on Pornhub.

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

He and Ted Cruz watch it together

Hi I'm new here

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

You made a grand entrance

I know there has been a few of these posted but dam, who thinks up this shit?

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

How about the "Trumpster"? When Russian prostitutes pee on you?

A few FE memes...

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

From flat asses to flat planets, what a group

Better than crystals!

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Trying to figure out if I want my meat to be tender

Here's a dick dropper...

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Your dreams can't die if you don't have any ;)

A massive oversight. You can't make it up!

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

That's true?

Just one man and his turtle minding their business. Typical.

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

So if you fuck two they won't ?

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Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

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Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

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Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

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Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

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Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

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Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

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Try before you buy.

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

OK OK. It was me. I just wanted to see if it matched my shorts...Sorry :(

To the goddamn prudes who keeps flagging posts and comments: form your own goddamn meme's group for ...

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Exactly

Somebody is in trouble...

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him

Most likely.

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

What a coincidence, my inner bastard also likes tacos.

Wait for it....

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Come on. Lie and say you do

Color coding a good organizational hack.

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Sound advice

The first step is admitting you have a problem

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

If being addicted to memes is wrong I don't wanna be right

Science !!!

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

I don't even know where to begin with this....SMH

Start of burlesque dancers

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Lol

Spoilers....

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

I know his pain