What does it take to quiet your mind?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I try to take a moment at least a few times a day to quiet my mind

Pretty much.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Did you get that from some "Inspirational Quotes" book?

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Hurry up the game is starting. Hey there's a hair in this pie. This is better than take out. Why does grandma keep staring at me? Can the dog have the left overs? Too bad we only do this once a year. Keep your fingers out of the pudding. You could of told me you invited your ex.

What fuckery is this?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I bet kitty is a mean drunk

Anybody have a thought or belief on what, if anything, came before the Big bang?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Who knows? But it is fun to think about

Is it wrong for me to take pleasure in trolling fundies.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Isn't hurting anything.

The '50's, TBT enough for ya'! (4 or 5 tries each to get a take, this is getting to be work, ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I'm thinking the last one is going to be very popular with the ladies

Duck suit meme sans 404 error.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Is that guy on the end taking a crap? Really getting into the part

Lucy Psychology Stand seems to have fallen on Hard Times.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Should have never got hooked on the meth

I warned @Blindbird, I really did...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

So can I eat them now?

Why did I read this in Morgan Freemans voice?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Ahhh life

For those that like succulents

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Is that outside your house?

Can I throw up now..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

No Peppermint Schnapps

Story of my life

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

This would represent half of my pie chart. The other half would be time online doing various non productive things

The Otter and His Teddy....again without the 404 error.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Watch out for cute things. They will attack

I want a second opinion....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Eat the fucking doctor

I wonder what my dog named me?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

Ha! What a coincidence, that's what my ex named me

Okay, when are we going to be able to post pictures? How are some able to in the first place?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

It doesn't let me at first, but I keep pounding and pounding away on the screen of my cell phone until it happens. I have to try about five times on average before it posts. Have to kind of ram it in there

Meme Girls.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Don't believe those girls. They're lying

What record album/cassette/cd/8-track/reel-to-reel/song on the radio/VIDEO changed your life?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Pink Floyd - The Wall

What's the age range of members?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Why is the upper age only 55?

A black cat crossing your path

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Makes sense

CW: The Dankest Meme in Phone....was saving it for a special occasion.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

LMAO!

How are you posting memes from a computer Eric?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Just keep pounding and pounding on the "post icon"

Maniac dog: [youtube.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Whose a good doggie?

Not a meme! Sue me! [youtu.be]

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Haven't seen that one before....Thanks for sharing

Didn't see that one coming....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Is that illegal?

To our new members.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

But I want my memes now

Can't see right now but here goes nothing

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

I saw this one on FB before. It's a damn good one.

Can't see right now but here goes nothing

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Hope they get this up and running. Starting to have withdrawals

For the ladies, females, or women.. whichever you prefer

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 4, 2018:

Yah graphics seem to be down

What made you stay here?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Closest I've been to not feeling like an outcast

Erm. Nothing like me at all. Nope.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

It all seems healthy to me

Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Oh boy. They are losing their heads over the whole thing

Are you hIgh maIntenance?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

75

Please!!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Are you sure she's snorting it and not blowing it out ?

And believe me, thinking is not one of my strongest points...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Me neither.

Ain't that the truth

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Or draw on his penis

Zzzzzzzzzz...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Lol

Just a little something.. nothing special.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Ouch

Little Sunday ride in the country

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Rural sex slave traffic

More memes

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

And motorcycles in car parking spaces

Best friends – the Rabbi and the priest They were planning to go out for a few drinks, so the ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Funny

What an incredible milestone!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Oh ain't that America something to see ?

Always check yo’self...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Ha!

When he’s not twitting, he’s twatting

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Funny but kind of disturbing

More dog humor....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

She might like that. Take the pressure off of her

Mind blown.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

It's stuff like that which keeps me up at night

Paid Protesters Give the Performance of a Lifetime - The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Ahhh. Sweet, sweet humor. Keeping me out of prison or the psychiatric ward for three decades

Who else is spring cleaning?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I tried to clean my place up but it was too much, so I just soaked it in gas and lit it on fire

living the dream to which extent are you able or willing to live the moment, the beauty & grace ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Good stuff

Yay!! Got my t-shirt today! Woot woot! ????

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Two more years and I'm going to be level 8!

One for Blindbird

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

But hey, at least we got Bill Murray

How to wash a cat

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Funny AF

Cuz I'm sweet? Or cuz I have a graham cracker crust? Or I'm soft and mushy?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Mine is spaghetti noodle

Yep, that pretty much sums up my feelings about Bon Jovi.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

You give love a stinky name

Does someone have to be college educated to be intelligent?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I'm educated and I'm lucky if I can get my clothes on right

Social media

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Years ago my sister bought her son a Batman costume for Halloween. On the box was a warning, "Cape does not enable child to fly."

That's a damn slow missile

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Give us plenty of time to prepare for it

All lives matter

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Boom!

Simpsons Hentai here I cum....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Just keep replaying it

Shaggy got caught....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Inconsiderate of them

More parents just not understanding....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

You needed to look under "S" for Sugar Daddy

Aaaand my conviction that I'll be single forever is further cemented by notallmen bs.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

https://youtu.be/kTMow_7H47Q

What's the best bit of advice you've ever been given?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Never sit on Uncle Walters lap

Aaaand my conviction that I'll be single forever is further cemented by notallmen bs.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

It's a proven fact that once somebody is in a relationship they lose 40 to 60 percent of their wit....

Also haven't run this one past Snopes yet...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

"Crusty Socks" by Mee Wankit

Well I just started back to counting calories today been battling my weight and addiction most of my...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Good luck. Keep us informed how it's going

Solve this Riddle

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Give us a clue. Is it bigger than a bread basket?

What is the most adventurous thing you would go do with someone on a first date? (Keep it rated R)

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Show up

I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Tell everyone to let her think they have taken her advice and that it worked out terribly, and it's all her fault.

Also haven't run this one past Snopes yet...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

True dat

When you run out of possum memes.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I guess my ex was a Llama

Parents just don't understand....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Understandable mistake

Too late a hero....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

You can get a good price for them

Would you believe this nerd, no wearing socks to this awards, and worst of all, she doesn’t ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

It's hard to find the underlying message in this meme. Very, very hard

Er ummm...."Little Person friend....with a strap on....." We're PC here!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Hate when that happens

Are you new to Yoga?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Can I lose weight doing it?

I’m a lovely young lady in my 60’s.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Welcome

I've often talked about this ...that if there are s...they were smoking some mad weed...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Damn! How high was he when he created Trump?

How To Vajaculate: If You Build It, She Will Come... [youtube.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Now that's a weird kind of genius there

You can too!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Yah, but he evidently doesn't have any genitalia

Sounds a little fruity to me!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Another ha!

More Legos...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Double ha!

That's not nice!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Ha!

In the kitchen...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

That meme is me

A day late, oh well...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Little whore eggs

For some of our newbies, if at times it doesn't seem that you get enough love for your posts, its ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

And don't let assholes like me discourage you if I point out it is a repost.

Hold it - I'm confused?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Everyday is April fools day for Joel.

Very very hard

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Wow. Your memes just keep coming and coming tonight.

Monday..What can I say?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

If you listen closely you can hear the despair and anger coming out of your coworkers

I knew it!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Can always go lower

Pastis April Fools

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Can we switch from dead hooker jokes to dead corporate whore jokes?

Who are the Bullies?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Projection

A mayo no-no!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

That ain't mayo....We really pranked you

The explanation at last.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Now it all makes sense

Meanwhile in the classifieds. Straight to the point

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

She'd have to have major daddy issues

The album you were waiting for is out now, with great full of joy songs like Joy to the World ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

It all seems plausible except Trump not being fat

This about sums up my dating life.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

And the sequel, "What the Fuck Was I Thinking"?

Happily my FB peeps are weird as well.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Here comes Peter Cotton tail. Smoking crack and raising hell.