"What are your goals in life?"

Simon1 comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Emperor of the known Universe.......and maybe have a nice coffee

Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke.

Simon1 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Can you tell yo mama to pick up her undies the paint is peeling off the walls ..

Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke.

Simon1 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

You kiss yo mamas dick with that mouth ?

Night shifts done, gym or bed?

Simon1 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Pub

Was There a Civilization On Earth Before Humans? - The Atlantic

Simon1 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Just had another thought there could not have been any other civilisations due to the earths climate .its only recently that the earth has been hospitable , the first lot of dinosaurs died out due to climate then the second lot died out due to a Meteor (apparently) we have proof of both of these and we have proof before these the temperature fluctuated to much .

Immortality

Simon1 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Yes

Are All of Those Oils Really Helping People?

Simon1 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Placebo at best .....although a new study has suggested that they may cause man boobs

Are online "friends" really friends?

Simon1 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Not sure as some people have a different personality online

You and Mom

Simon1 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Bets friend and a mammys boy .......lots of girlfriends have been jealous .....yet my mum has never interfered with any of my relationships (even the bad ones) even giving me money when we struggled for things

If you had to legally change your name what would you switch it to?

Simon1 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Sir Giblettynuts McDingleberry

What is 1 thing you want to do before you die?

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Feel happy

Colon Hydrotherapy. Anyone know anything about it?

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Lmao literally a little after if shit

Where do you feel most comfortable going on Sundays mornings?

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Stay in bed ...sleeping

Cursive is quickly dying, like shorthand. Are you okay with that?

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

With a decent calligraphy pen it is like an art ..but with a bic pen my cursive is awful I tend to write a letter at a time

It's that time again: The Rapture Is April 23

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Payday typical

Yep, just got into a FaceBook argument with a religious fanatic who will "pray for my soul" which is...

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

What about killing the first born ? Is it better that they are born before they get killed ? ...one I like to ask . He's a cherry picker that's why he couldn't give you any answers

Maybe it's just me but I think most people have inconsistent political and philosophical beliefs.

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Smell me a troll

Would you attend a religious ceremony or event because a friend asked you to come?

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Wedding or funeral but apart from that nope not my thing . Laugh and run away

Maybe it's just me but I think most people have inconsistent political and philosophical beliefs.

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I've not met any conservatives that liked facts ...they have invented a few but not relied on actual facts

How come we think doggies and kitties are pets and piggies, chickens and cows are food?

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Taste and dogs helped us hunt. Before they became lazy shits who just curl up in front of the fire and eat all the scraps

Thursday is for God-Zilla.

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Thor has already got Thursday's sorry ....

People constantly say millenials are the most entitled people, but I don't get it.

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

And those single mums hogging two jobs so someone else can't get one !!!!!!

I have a question about wine for anyone who has experience and/or an opinion, expert or otherwise.

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Ones the murderous dictator of the one that Trump is Bombing???...

Sharing or Shoving: One of my RED FLAG lines is.

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

GIVE ME ATTENTION ,!!!!!!!!!

Sexy pics or not?

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Hell no I do not wanna see pictures of saggy hairy ballsacks !!!

What does everyone think about that new study that make pose the question of whether or not there ...

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I have proof....

Alright, this is going to be a fight.

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

The Beatles never could get into the stones

What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you during sex?

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

After her initial pointing and laughing nothing gets embarrassing really ....

Was There a Civilization On Earth Before Humans? - The Atlantic

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Nothings been found on earth apart from dinosaur s but I really hope they find something on other planets when we eventually get there

Time frame for contact after first meet

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

It's not like years ago . It's not just up to the man to contact these days you have to text call as well . He texted hours later so he was probably expecting you to at least text him . If it's a week you probably still git a chance just say you been busy . Also there are no rules do whatever feels good for you

Sharing or Shoving: One of my RED FLAG lines is.

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I am about to tell you about something uncomfortabley personal but all I really want is everyone's compliments and ego boosting words

Just out of curiosity, does anyone have any thoughts on quantum consciousness?

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I know the theory about a particle being in two places at once and it's how they think they could communicate over vast distances using them but the im not sure if they have proved the theory . Using this as my understanding I would have thought that if any of part of our body no matter how small was in a different place it would rip us apart

This subject matter might be a bit macabre to most, but I recently came across an article saying ...

Simon1 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

You sure it wasn't futurama ? Whatever it is it should be monitored you don't want anyone using them . Terminally ill have a right to choose . People who are deceased need oth help etc

Jus seconds ago I was visited by two very nice young men, Mormon missionaries.

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

The look on their faces when you tell them he was a convicted con man ....priceless

What about your culture do you like the least?

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Group photos !,!

You Won’t Believe What Obama Says In This Video! ? - YouTube

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Looked like he had an abscess in his left cheeck

Male Birth Control

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

But what about the side affects ??

Cannabis supporters

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

The war on drugs has failed . Legalise, tax, moderate and study correctly

What are your thoughts on homeschooling

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Judging by the amount of flat earthers , anti-vaxers and creationists that have sprung up in the past 15 years I'd say it was a bad thing

You Won’t Believe What Obama Says In This Video! ? - YouTube

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

This that fake one ?

Please tell me what is it about musics ability to moves you into different emotions at any given ...

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Something to do with drumbeats and very very early man or neanderthal s so it's encoded into our dna

Suicide machine that could be controlled by the blink of an eye sparks euthanasia debate | The ...

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I can just imagine it ...ahhchoo ah shit !!!!

New Deadpool coming...who's goin to see it besides me?

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Can't wait to see it

So here is a quandary, I took THIS from MY response off of another group in response to WHAT WE ALL ...

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Yup it's what worries me if they do start paying taxes then they would want more of a say which is a massive no no

Some of the posts here are serious in tone and beg a serious response.

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

If someone doesn't get me humour meh it's not as if I live with them

Former first lady Barbara Bush dies at 92 – CNN

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Just a shame she murdered so many people with her uneducated view and made up lies about drugs

Spontaneous Human combustion Fact or Fiction?

Simon1 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

It's a mythi saw a programme years ago providing evidence into what actually happens . What they found is that it's to do with what the person is wearing and how much fat they had on their body . They wrapped a large pig in wool and let a spark ignite the wool , the wool then slowly burnt this mixed with the fat of the body meant that the heat produced was high but with little or no flames . This then explained how the fire did not spread but still melted any plastic that was near . So basically don't fall asleep in woollen clothing whilst smoking a cigarette !!

Well this should be interesting. What is bothering you today?

Simon1 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

The x still thinking she can take her emotions out on me despite being part for over 8 months

Why are you a loner?

Simon1 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Most people are morons with shit music taste

Things that people put in dating profiles that are pet peeves. Discuss.

Simon1 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Loves long walks when what they actually mean is drinking a cup of coffee whilst walking around the local park

What is the Longest Possible Prison Sentence for a Single Crime?... [youtube.com]

Simon1 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Life it's not as if they can keep you going after you are dead all this triple life sentence stuff is idiotic

What's Your National Animal?

Simon1 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Dragon beats your imaginary unicorn ;-)

I'm a little confused when I listen to Sam Harris explain that we do not have free will Anybody out...

Simon1 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

That the subconscious is controlling us and not our conscience theory ?

So I have these new neighbors in a rental house next door.

Simon1 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

What's the point of having a dog out if it's left outside 24/7 . If it's barking all the time you do have a right to say something politely then authorities next

Now dear readers, I may need advice.

Simon1 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Get her drunk enough to fall asleep on the couch, she'll think it's romantic if you have worn her out first !!! ;-)

Where does the other sock ever go? Is there a sock black hole?

Simon1 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Sock goblins they use them as bedding for their young

Scientists accidentally create mutant enzyme that eats plastic bottles [theguardian.com]

Simon1 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I just start thinking of stargate and the spider thingies that ate everything !!

Thoughts on people who claim not to be religious but still believe in Jesus/god/sin/heaven etc?

Simon1 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Morons

Is it hypocritical for me, as an atheist, to celebrate religious holidays?

Simon1 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Most Christians don't celebrate on these days . Most just give presents and stay at home with relatives and never see a church .....so nope you are not doing anything wrong

There's a protest today near me against the bombing of Syria by the British government.

Simon1 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I'll be protesting on may 3rd local elections s here

How much food do you have is freezer burnt?

Simon1 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

My freezer only stores 3 weeks of food so don't really get that problem lol

Fake news and Reality

Simon1 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Sometimes

What is the best way to have a convincing moral argument?

Simon1 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Try not to be personal and insulting .. if that fails make sure you have a bigger gun .!!!!!

Take a guess. What helps make chocolate candy hard?

Simon1 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Trying so hard to think of a witty pun best I can do is a twirl or a whispa and a curly wurly just sounds wrong ...

I've screwed up again.

Simon1 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

You've not met yet so why are you so worried ? If he messages don't reply straight away . Let it dwindle if he's on a dating site he will be chatting to others and will have his time taken up by them . Think of it this way if you were in a bar you'd be using the just popping to the loo excuse and not returning to him but also saying hi the next time you passed him in the club

If you could have any person, pet, or other creature cloned, what would it be and why?

Simon1 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Gemma Arterton ....obvious reasons

Autonomous car, insurance?

Simon1 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

As long as accidents occur someone needs to get sued

Who reading this would be interested in a Group for LIBERAL ATHEISTS?

Simon1 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

I thought most of us were anyways ?

Anyone else longing to see another planetary cityscape?

Simon1 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Yup would be nice ........maybe a planet of atheists

Do you self-identify as a nerd?

Simon1 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

More of a geek I think

Anyone else a huge bookworm like me?

Simon1 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

How dare you call me a bibliophile !!

Manna is still falling from Heaven even today in Africa - YouTube

Simon1 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

In my experience whenever there's that much free mana there's definitely a big boss around the corner !!M

It seems that most outspoken anti-choice ("pro-life") people are in a religious community.

Simon1 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Non believers tend to look at the evidence and other statistic factors . The religious go by their emotions or what they are told

If someone were to purchase a brand new car today and leave it in climate controlled storage as ...

Simon1 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

So wish the automatic. Thing would catch up over here I so can't get my head around a manual gear

Anyone else a huge bookworm like me?

Simon1 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Crisps packets ,cereal boxes , bus stops, papers any books as long as I can read

Profile questions - relationship status - too ambiguous for some of us?

Simon1 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

This just sounds like you are married but looking for a side piece

Anyone have anything to say about our amazing prime minister Thresa May, who decided to bomb Syria ...

Simon1 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Unelected emperor may bypassing democracy so she can get a few votes . The same person who won't find the NHS or police so she can spend millions on bombs . That what your asking?

Are people changing, or am I?

Simon1 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Just remember the general public are morons

Do you ever look at the random pics of strangers and wonder if they are sociopaths?

Simon1 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Stop with all the compliments ....

Anyone Disagree?

Simon1 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

If we ever make it out there to other planets I'd bet that we discover ancient artefacts from dead civilisations

How do you stay grounded?

Simon1 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Gravity

Should there even be the concept of a "billionaire"?

Simon1 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

It's all numbers on a computer after a while so it can all be deleted at any moment

The US is bombing Syria now along with EU allies as retaliatory punishment for alleged chemical ...

Simon1 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Thought you all mite like this ... https://www.rt.com/news/424149-skripal-poisoning-bz-lavrov/

What movie marathons have you done?

Simon1 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Star wars in the right order 4,5,6,1,2,3 been a while as need to add the other three but might wait till then next 2 then do all 11 together

The US is bombing Syria now along with EU allies as retaliatory punishment for alleged chemical ...

Simon1 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Amazing what some politicians will do when they are down in the polls ...

Earth - better off when humans go extinct?

Simon1 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

I sometimes say yes it would be a better place but a small part of me thinks we have so much potential if only we could get our heads out of our assess

I always pack like I'm never coming back lol.

Simon1 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Just hope you don't need a doorstop now that you've left your Xbox behind ...lol

Warwarwarwar

Simon1 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Find an alternative to oil save the planet jobs a good un

Does the term cis bother you?

Simon1 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

See I got a label I use for everyone it fits for just about everyone ....Morons

Anyone ever had anything bad happen on Friday the 13th?

Simon1 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

13 October is my son's birthday luckiest day of my life

Does the term cis bother you?

Simon1 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

There seem to be a lot of labels for a generation that dislikes labels

Someone photoshopped Zuckerberg to look like Data from Star Trek TNG and it’s incredible.

Simon1 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

It is worrying how pale he is . Is he Ill ?

I am very concerned that the Third World War is about to start within the next couple of days.

Simon1 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Well according to the filums there are two outcomes to a 3rd world war . A dessert landscape full of mutants or a Star Trek like utopia . So both could be fun if you have the right mindset

Question.

Simon1 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Build a robot

The Mechanic Scam: My family have gone to the same mechanic for 18 years.

Simon1 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Word of my mouth is a good thing . Ask around about a few places you'll soon find a decent one

[google.

Simon1 comments on Apr 11, 2018:

When robin thicke brought that song out I laughed and thought serves you right you giant bellend

Is it only on iPhones that this app doesn't spellcheck?

Simon1 comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I thought it was your phone that dies the spellchecking and not the app .

Do silly and/or pointless posts on here annoy you?

Simon1 comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Prefer them to the woo train and who wants a 10 some with liquorice thongs posts.

Cosmic Puzzle, Can A Star Be Older Than The Universe? [forbes.com]

Simon1 comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Which one ?

Piercings.

Simon1 comments on Apr 11, 2018:

You've just named all the reasons they just to different degrees