Magic is the only honest profession. They promise deceit and they deliver.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Absolutely. One of my Grandfathers was a very good magician.

Ain't I'm Clean? - Breakdown - Rufus Thomas [youtube.com]

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Some folks, no matter their age, should not be allowed to dress themselves. Ol' Rufus be that guy.

Too funny.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

My mother told me one of the first things I said was "Goddamn son of a bitch" when some one behind us was honking their horn. I must have gotten that one from dad.

There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I know! I have a huge jar full of change, and it keeps coming, and coming, and coming. MAKE IT STOP!!!

What do you expect for the first date?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I don't date. I only get interested in women l already know to some degree.

So classic. [youtube.com]

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Great duo - Great song

Doggie day care in Ohio. How did they get them to all look at the camera?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

They're holding a cat?

Cohen lies, as does multiple others that were in trumps election team.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I really hope this is sarcasm. If not, I will definitely have to block you.

Cat Ballou.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Great movie.

It was a thrill for me to see Bob Seger in concert back in the day.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

One of his best.

Are you offended?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Not at all. Why would l be?

Opinion Rhapsody.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Very clever! ?

Got my tee!! ? And yes, layers. Bloody cold here...

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Congratulations!

A Question for Men . . .

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

I respect people for who they are, not by their footwear. This question doesn't make sense to me.

David Korins, the production designer for the Oscars and the arch I helped sculpt, put together this...

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

How cool. Thanks for posting. I have some questions, but not now.

Would you use the DNA testing kit to find out what percentage of race you are?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Sure. it should be done when we are born. It might, and I do mean might, cut down on some of the racism.

SajidKhan: maybe just a jerk, but an aggressive one. Messaged me with this.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Sounds like Pepe Le Pew!

Why do ya think I wear a bulletproof vest?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I have said this before, "It's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird."

My parole ends on March 4th here in Texas, my next report date is the 7th.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I lived in Denver and the Springs from 80 to 84. I really enjoyed my years there. Good luck.

Ken charged me with sharing my taste in music--y'all can blame him.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Love Billy Joel!

Care for a swim???

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Breast stroke anyone?

Sometimes ya gotta wonder....

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

It is hard to believe Obama is sandwiched in between Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb!

What are some items on your bucket list?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Not to kick it anytime soon. :)

Diana Krall - So Nice [youtube.com]

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Elvis did well. :)

Intermission... all the current drama...

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I believe she is pointing to the tattoo on her neck. I could be wrong.

The WIld Angels (1966).

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

A cinema masterpiece... of shit! Who would have ever thought you would see a B-movie, biker movie with names Sinatra and Fonda as its stars. You gotta love it.

RM Tom Cole, R-Okla.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I think Ol' Tom drew the short stick. You know he felt really stupid having to say that.

He's got a point.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

It is the path of least resistance.

Today, American Atheists denounced the Trump administration’s “Domestic Gag Rule” as ...

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

I really do hate these people. This is not hyperbole. This is a real hatred.

Nothing like freshly baked, hot bread.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Bread teaser! :( That's just mean.!

We will stick to facts here, we will stick together and we will not tolerate hillbots, trumps ...

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Yes, Unfortunately the Dems are really good at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Roy Orbison - Sweet Dreams [youtube.com]

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

What a great concert. Filming it in black and white was perfect.

All Stars Texas Blues - Take Me To The River (Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimmie Vaughan, WC Clark, Kim ...

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Wonderful stuff as usual. I saw John Mills Sat night playing with a good country band.

Simon and Garfunkel I used to have this album. Love this song❤ [youtu.be]

Sticks48 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

A great album.

Cunnilingus.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I just like the way women taste and the look on their face when they relax and let it happen. Yum-yum eat'em up! :)

Big Bird calls all her friends to chat.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Good one! This might be today's winner. :)

watching CNN Bernie town hall and it makes me sick to see Wolf with his stupid and leading ...

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

When I was growing up the news department at the networks were not suppose to make money. They did not want the money to influence the news. Then Reagan deregulated the broadcast industry, just one of the really stupid things that second rate actor/President did, and this is the result. TA-DA!

More than 50 ex-national security officials tell Trump his national emergency is not justified

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Millions of people have told him he has funny hair, and he doesn't listen to them either.

I’ll start.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Me...I think I can squeeze into that hole. My ex...Oh no you can't!

Many bonds

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Yes, the holy bonds of matrimony.

Kind of in the Classy-sexy category.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Those are great! What a hoot.

[alternet.org] Why is Fuhrer Trump such a racist?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Racism is ignorant. He is a racist because he is ignorant.

Dont know if I'll go any farther with this.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I think it is very impactful as it is. I like it.

We fall in love with 3 people in our lifetime.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

When it comes to romantic love, everyone has their own definition of what that would be. Mine has changed over time. Falling in love is not difficult, staying in love is the tricky part. These neat little bits of psychobabble are pretty useless. IMO

Some relationships ended badly and some did not.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Give them a place to sleep.

I see a lot on consternation about the last election, many feel that Bernie got screwed.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Of course there are. It is one of the reasons we are where we are now. It is called childish and stupid.

Man buns are acceptable if-

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

If I ever see one I like, l will let you know.

OK, I'm back. Stupid Senate BS keeps sucking me in.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I am staying out of this one. They are going crazy over there. I can't even tell what they are fighting over anymore. You know me, I have no problem blocking people. I actually enjoy blocking people. If only real life were that simple. I can see both sides in the Senate as far as blocking is concerned. What I have a problem with, is who decides what bad behavior is.

Awwww, look, a Miss Clairol moment.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

It was the general expression of stupid that caught my eye first.

Sonny Bono's bitter one solo hit: Laugh at Me: [youtu.be]

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Smart business man, terrible, terrible singer. Snappy dresser too. :)

Advertising and medical text book illustrator K.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Commendable career move.

Dave Pike - Jazz for the Jet Set (1966) Full vinyl LP [youtu.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

This style of jazz really takes me back. Some of the jazz guys were finding a lot of pop songs could be done in their style. A good song is a good song. It is also reminiscent of the movie sound tracks of that period.

Celebrating the feast of Saint Vibrator? 😜

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

When I first saw it, I thought it was a tribute to our President, being the dick that he is.

Why is there such antipathy to government dispensed health care?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

It is called ignorance. America is a huge vessel for stupidity, and that vessel is overflowing. They really believe insurance companies care about their well being. What they care about is ever increasing profits. We have let health care get so ridiculously expensive, I am not sure they can get there from here. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

There's a Stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell, and the only thing separating them is a catchy ...

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

True. Stairway will be played for a long, long time, Highway not so much, even though it will be way more crowded. Hooks are everything in music. Ask Keith Richards, the undisputed king of guitar hooks.

So it would appear that all or almost all of the people in this country who are against abortion are...

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I have been pointing that out for decades.

Not sure where I stand on this because of the age of this cross monument and how it speaks to a ...

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Just chop off it's little arms. Monument saved. It is no longer a cross. Problem solved.

Strange white substance [youtu.be]

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I'll bet those illegal aliens brought it here. Those bastards!

Lions Eat Three Rhino Poachers Alive In South African Game Reserve - Healthy Food House

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I hope they suffered a great deal. I love feel good stories like this.

Some pictures from the stage I sculpted for the Oscars.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Beautiful. One of the more impressive stages in the history of the Oscars. Great job as usual.

I thought I saw a puddie tat.....

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I'm not changing her litter box!

There seems to be something in the air.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Yes.

Love the pose....

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

She smokes cigarettes, not sexy.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, as it consists principally in dealing with ...

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I have never had a problem dealing with most women either. I believe a lot of the problems people have in dealing with the other gender is from not accepting the fact we are very different in many ways, and always will be. It doesn't mean we will always understand each other, but if you sit around and bitch that men should think like women or women should think like men, you will lead a very frustrating life when dealing with the other gender, because that ain't gonna happen.

How do you deal with Door-knockers?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I handle them gently, taking my thumb and fore finger and...Oh! Door knockers!...Never mind.

The pope says atheists pick and choose their moral values....

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

In point of fact, everyone does.

Lady Gaga - Paparazzi I love this song!❤?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

A very talented woman.

It was an illogical choice

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

At best, it was a crap shoot.

what languages do u speak?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Including this one?... None!

Say Goodbye

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

If he were around today, he would still be funny.

I'm into offensive cross-stitch. :D

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Reminds me of my grandmother. Thanks.

Really? Gosh, I had it all wrong!

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I had lousy teachers all through school and into college, and now the fuckers are following me in my sleep. I really don't need this.

Mercury Rev with Hope Sandoval - Big Boss Man [youtube.com]

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I wasn't sure at first, but it grew on me. The whole feel and the way she sang this, made me feel like it was 110 in the shade where she was. I like it. Thanks.

No book is so bad

Sticks48 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I'll bet he wouldn't say that now. :)

Name Change Question

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

In Texas, you have to go through the legal stuff. I can't believe it would be different anywhere else.

The Dems have real trouble going into 2020.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

The last three Dems to win the Presidency came out of nowhere. There is a long way to go. Americans may want less personality and more substance this time. Look at our history and the way we tend to snap back the other way from what we had.

VERY happy dog

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I'll bet he wants a cookie...and some cold milk...and fried chicken...oh! oh! And chocolate cake...and some...

Hahahahaha!

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

This is disturbing. I don't know why, but it is.

Sleep study??

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Been there done that for a month back in the nineties. At least it felt that way. :)

This is really cool! Please do NOT throw away your mascara wands.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

That is beyond cool.

Amazing! My little urn will look silly in it, but what the heck! Free rides and a party!

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

That is simply amazing!

well fuck if we are pulling out Helen Ready I'm whipping out the Kazoo [youtube.com]

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I have no desire to see your kazoo! You put that thing away!

Why have I not known about this?!!

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Only the government is suppose to have those. shhhhhh

?Create your own caption... Best caption wins a kiss ?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

It is so difficult shopping for clothes when you have one leg and your ass is where your chest should be. What's a girl to do?

How about some Helen Ready from the 60s [youtube.com]

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I never really cared for him.

Al Green - Let's Stay Together [youtu.be]

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Great song. Great vocal stylist. Nice post. :)

If we're gonna do country allow me to introduce you to my friends Cole and Kendra Porter.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Very nice song.

Long as we're posting Country.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I saw him last fall. Great show. Great band.

Inspired by Marionville. ♥ Dionne Warwick - Walk On By (1964) [youtube.com]

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I have always liked this song.

I worked with a talented team of sculptors to create the stage for this years Academy Awards.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Beautiful.

Good morning! My favorite color has always been blue, many shades of blue.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Clothing & Cars - Black Decorating - Earth Tones

If you don’t know where you are going, any road will take you there.....Lewis Carroll.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

And to quote Yogi Berra, "If you come to a fork In the road, take it".

Stacey is making her stand.. ??

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

As she should. This is childish bullshit.

I don't become inflamed over others, because any shit who is worth my anger is even more worth my ...

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

And who couldn't care less?

peace ya'll.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Yes, piece for all. Especially me.

How can anyone not agree he sucks as a president.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Never underestimate the power of stupid.

I could not stand it any longer, and made a post to the Senate I'm not waiting for chat day.

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I haven't seen you fired up like that in a long time. I've missed it.

Where would you send him?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

A good hair stylist!

I think I may invest in a helmet and shoulder protection first... [newstatesman.com]

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Sure ain't that way around here.

Quick question for the room: Does it actually say anywhere in the proposals made by politicians like...

Sticks48 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Never underestimate the ignorance of a great number of Americans. It has been and always will be this way. Facts and proof mean little to the perpetually stupid.