Any Doug Benson fans in here?

Sticks48 comments on May 26, 2018:

A girl l was dating. Smoking IS a positive context!

What would it take to get you out on the Dance Floor?

Sticks48 comments on May 26, 2018:

Nothing, l like to dance.

Hello y'all.

Sticks48 comments on May 26, 2018:

Welcome aboard. ☺

What do y'all think?

Sticks48 comments on May 26, 2018:

That is why l don't date. It is so complicated. ☺

I just can’t seem to master the key elements of growing up.

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

I have never seen the point of growing up. Grown ups are not fun.

I just can’t seem to master the key elements of growing up.

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

I have never seen the point of growing up.

Does anyone believe in aliens?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

I've dated two and married one. Oh hell yes!

You are not your body.

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Papa needs a brand new sack. This one is wearing out. I would prefer one with hair this time. Do you know if there is a sack store in Texas?

She looks so sweet but every time I move she tries to eat me! ?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

She's fairly small. I really don't think she will eat that much. Quit thinking only about yourself. ?

Wrinkles... "laugh lines"... "crow's feet"... "crepey skin"... What's the deal?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

I am not a monster!.........I could be wrong. ?

As a non-believer, what is your moral foundation?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Great parents and grandparents.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Lucky you, l have to make up this shit by myself! ☺

Who remembers playing this game as a child?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

I've had cooties, but l didn't play with them. THAT'S YUCKY!

Extraterrestrialism. Is that a thing?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

I don't know if it is real, but l do know it looks really hard to spell!

Okay, here's a question. How much of the time do you have a song playing in your head?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Constantly! It is either something l am listening to or something we are playing and l am trying to figure out what l want to do in the song. It has been that way for over 45 years, it never stops! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! ?

Hello all! New to the site and looking to make some likeminded friends.

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Hello Miss Evil. Are you related to Dr Evil? I hope you enjoy all this Godless company. ?

I've never understood the legal drinking age being higher than the right to bear arms or get married...

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

They lowered the drinking age to 18 in Austin in the 80's. It didn't last long. DUI arrests went up dramatically. The bars hated it becuase of the behavioral problems, and they don't spend enough money or tip. A disaster that went away in a few months. We have all kinds of laws with different age limits for different things.

Just moved to New Mexico... what's fun in the area?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

The whole of Northern NM is amazing!

Earth barely missed an Asteroid last week! There will be more to come, are we ready?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

I'm ready. I bought a helment.

This is powerful and true.

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

?

Spent the entire week doing hardly a thing.

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Where is the rule you need to be productive? Be doing what you want to be doing. I don't believe anyone is hiding in the bushes checking on your productivity. But then again, maybe they are. ?

What would be an appropriate gift when meeting a woman for the first time?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Donuts, everyone likes Donuts! So obvious.

Are you paying attention to the signs on the road.

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

I haven't seen a kid outside in the summer down here in 2 decades. ☺

How important is your family history or lineage to you?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Outside of the people l actually knew or know, not important.

Guilt and Shame -- how much is too much, how little is too little?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

I do my best to avoid both.

I’d love to live in a culture where it was normal to expect to get asked for references from past ...

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Like that would work! Maybe if you move to the land of unicorns.

How to lose friends and not give a shit....

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Do they go in the Anthony Wiener cocktail?

Good enough for me too! How about you?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Why isn't my picture there? I'm an idiot too!

Shoot straight from the hip..

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

I rely on my piss poor judgment to get me through those situations.

If anybody feels they can explain men to me, I'd appreciate that. I need a refresher course.

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

You don't understand us, we don't understand you, never have, never will. It is the way it is suppose to be. Accept it, and continue to muddle through. ☺

I think it's sad when people assume that animals have no conscience or thought and that pets don't ...

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

They are smarter than roughly 40% of the country!

Do you think that preventing players from kneeling during NFL games is a fair and equitable ...

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Just quit playing the anthem at games! Problem solved. It is a terrible song anyway.

Note from god: I will create heaven, hell, man, woman, free will and a snake to talk them into ...

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Makes perfect sense! ?

The Baptist church I drive past often has one of those signs where churches put their pithy sayings.

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

I think l will just SKIP.........both of them.

Are you a fan of the theory of negative clothing?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

The way people dress can give you some insight into who they might be.

What do you think about the politically correct situation?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Some of the best jokes are in bad taste. ? Taste is very subjective.

Good morning and happy Friday!

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Coffee, weed, and weirdness for me.

Attraction, Bias, Labels, Prejudice, Intellect.

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

I didn't know there was going to be a test, and l didn't study, damn it! ?

Almost to beddy.

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

Find yourself a weekend buddy that irritates the hell out of you. That could keep you lively. Do you know any Republicans? ☺

One last thought pre-pass out: I HAD TO DYE MY HAIR A NORMAL COLOR.

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

At least you have hair to dye! ?

Do you ever feel like there is no one else on the same plane of existence as you?

Sticks48 comments on May 25, 2018:

I never totaly fit in anywhere, my nature l guess, but l can fit in most everywhere.

So why is it that as an atheist, I wouldn't have a problem dating a religious woman (Muslim, ...

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

You represent a threat to their own doubt, otberwise why would they care?

Who's dizzy?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I have a welcome mat out for him. ?

Sneeze comment

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Cover your mouth, l just washed this shirt!

What drives me crazy is when someone never seems to have time for me but when they have that rare ...

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Figure out why you are drawn to that type of man to begin with. They seem to be attracted to you because you comply with their wishes. In the words of Nancy Reagan "JUST SAY NO". ☺

I am an art lover. I find Art Brut to be most interesting.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Nice painting!

Dropped in to say, hi.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Welcome to the dance. What do ya know Flow?

And I only got C's in High School.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I know l did some better living chemically in the 70's and 80's. ?

Has your atheism helped you to also shrug off any previous limitations or inhibitions with sex, or ...

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Absolutely ............NOT!

Interesting.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

That is funny and poignant.

Sitting and a rockin

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I thought you were a drummer at first. That is what l do, sit and rock! ?

Shameless pandering to get you to answer

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I'm in. ?

The veggie stuff might I don't know.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Is there anyone on this site who can translate this, just in case it is interesting? ☺

Scary stuff

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Perish the thought! That is not funny!

Is it just me, or does anyone else think it is egotistical for people who believe in God(s) to think...

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

When one creates a deity it will most likely be in their own image.

Please be aware of others....

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Or they are going to Sturgess to do speed and drink copious amounts of alcohol. ?

The influence of applied reason on belief

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I'm not convinced everyone can be taught critical thought.

Weird traditions

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Divorce!

Perhaps this is just me, but upon people who discover that I am Agnostic-Atheist, they ask me about ...

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Some folks never get over trying please or not disappoint their parents.

Can humans think without language? Try it.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Barely? After the last election I'm not sure how much it helps.

War on Drugs

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I dated a girl in the 70's who had two friends that were DEA agents. We partied one night and they had better pot than l did. Who's going to miss a couple of pounds out of a tractor trailer full?

Elderly people should smoke POT to prevent memory loss, a study claims: Cannabis revived brains of ...

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I've been doing my own testing for over 40 years, and they are right. It can also make broccoli taste like something you would really want to eat. ?

So my prince came a year ago and I missed my chance ?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

A little kiss, who would have known? What did you have to lose? You may have blown a great opportunity. ☺

A Real Man (in a Woman's Eyes)?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

For me that applies to either gender in realationships, or friendships, or those family members that you have a relationship with.

Well! Is this not the goal, the need, the desire, the want, and the the all consuming dream?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I'm 70, so l have no long term, and l have the attention span of a 4 year old. For me, that message could be in Chinese and it would mean the same. ☺

Anyone from the tri-state (NY, NJ, CT) on here?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

No apology necessary. Welcome to this place.

Do you like for people to remember or celebrate your birthday or is it just another ordinary day?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Not that important

Do Men actually ask women on dates anymore?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Not me. Too much pressure and awkwardness, unless it is someone you have known for at least a little while.

Aside from your beliefs, what other areas of your life do you feel you have to hide to avoid ...

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I'm pretty much an open book. It's not a book to be made into a movie, but there are some pretty funny pictures in there.

What are your thoughts on standing for the anthem?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I always thought it was a terrible anthem. America the Beautiful would have been the better choice. When the country actually becomes what it professes to be l will stand. No place for it at anything other than govt. events.

What Do You Need From A Partner?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

In the right realationship you should both feel that way. IMHO.

If you could marry any fictional character, who would it be and why ?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Jessica Rabbit. I can't explain it. I'm just drawn to her.

What, if any, are the ethics of love? Or is it true that all is fair in love (and war)?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

They actually have rules for war!

Wanting to chat leading to a date

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

You have a fist growing out of your neck! Ewwww!

Anyone wanna chat message me

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

No. ☺

Never thought of this in the front of my head, but does the fact that we call asking someone for sex...

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Yes it does! I'm more about begging.

How long do you have to know someone before you tell a dirty joke?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

A lack of familiarity seldom stops me. Sometimes l just like to see the look on someone's face. ?

We can't be having that.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

The most truthful statement l have ever seen on one of those Goddamn signs!

Another scammer! This one showed his true colors when he said he can’t manage a first date this ...

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

No clue.

How much do you remember about the first person you ever had a serious crush on?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

A lot.

How I feel about the current political environment.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I love that guy!

It Always Has Been.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

That explains why I'm so loved. ?

Don't Masturbate And Drive!!

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

He just didn't know how to drive a dick shift!

More Tadpoles.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Their not quite as cute as puppies, but awwww.

Just wondering if where I live there are others like me

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Unless you have a twin brother, no.

1984 Here We Come.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Vote in the midterms! Please!

Nervous System

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Eewwwww! It's a damn good thing, who would want to have carnal knowledge with that!

James Clapper former Director of National Intelligence has been reserving comment until now and just...

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I know. Only a moron would believe it had no influence on the election.

Stop your excuses and GO VEGAN!

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I couldn't. I really love pork'n beans.

Cosby has been found guilty of aggravated assault.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

BOTH! And make that fucker watch reruns of Gilligans Island on a loop 24 hours a day until he is gone. ☺

At my 8 year old’s softball practice, and the coach is wearing a Jesus Fish t-shirt.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Yes, but it's ASS WEDNESDAY!

I was scrolling about on this site today and read a lovely diatribe about healthcare.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

??

It ain't easy being green

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

That guy looks more like the Incredible Bulk!

Hello all! New to the site and looking to make some likeminded friends.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Hello and welcome. ☺

Your move, Atheists.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Pope poop humor, Something you don't see enough of. ?

See you yesterday.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Very, very, funny! I needed that. Thank you. ☺

Friendlier site than most,interesting

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

It can get a little testy here, but not too much. Most people here are pretty supportive of each other, and patient with folks like me. Enjoy. ☺

Why are so many of the non-religious so militant about it?

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

I never argue with anyone about religion. It just gives us both a headache.

This made me giggle.

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

That IS a relief. I feel much better about the life I've lead. ?

I think life on earth has originates in deep space, maybe from this galaxy or another etc, in the ...

Sticks48 comments on May 24, 2018:

Sounds reasonable.