What a time to be asleep ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Then he wakes up and realizes he was not really the son of god! WTF! Let's go find those prostitutes!

It's almost as if....it doesn't do anything...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Just put your face down in there and do an imaginary splash, like god is imaginary! If your face starts to burn, you're CRAZY!

Paula White Featured Speaker At Event Promising ‘Supernatural Protection’ From Coronavirus | ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Now I guess no conference! Jebus must be pissed off about that! No offering plates passed around! Goddamit!

Neil DeGrasse Tyson YouTube "Naming Rights".

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Brilliant, as usual! And revealing how destructive religion is.

Who wants a used ''microphone''?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Sniff sniff!

Bad neighbourhood

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

The rest of his family was just eaten!

That's kind of disturbing...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Secret ingredient that makes it so sweet!

Not what I was hoping for...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Of course it is! You're being banged doggy style!

Your bad joke for the day...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Sometimes mine fits like a teepee!

Sounds bad.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Sword fight comes to mind! No pun...

I AM A MUSLIM ASK ME ANYTHING? - MUSLIM DEFENDS ISLAM ACROSS AMERICA

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Are you fucking crazy? Do you know where you are? I read some of the replies and then slammed on the brakes. Why was I even interested enough to do that? Fuck the fucking Muslims that throw gays off high places. I saw a lady at the bank this afternoon in a burka and it took all my restraint to not say, you know you don't have to do that here? They are so brainwashed they will only reply that they chose to. Bullshit. They are indoctrinated to think that. Its hot here in central Florida. If it helped, the locals would be covering up too! Here's my question: why don't you remove your head from your ass? Breathing is great - helps get O2 to your brain! Then you can see reality and make better decisions. Like, there's not a god. Put your energies elsewhere.

A crystal ball

Stilltrying1964 comments on Feb 17, 2020:

She won the popular vote! She would have done way better than ole facey-du-orange!

This is a pretty pissy meme

Stilltrying1964 comments on Feb 17, 2020:

Moses was a great man - he had two dicks!

It might be

Stilltrying1964 comments on Feb 17, 2020:

Ok, wait....wait...

Problems with being named Max

Stilltrying1964 comments on Feb 17, 2020:

That is one short 13 year old!

I’m sure that fixed it 😆

Stilltrying1964 comments on Feb 17, 2020:

That's right, coz you know G is right on it! Just like he's all over that coronavirus thing!

The evolution of a clown

Stilltrying1964 comments on Feb 17, 2020:

I never knew how ridiculous I used to look!

What’s good for the human is good for the rabbit

Stilltrying1964 comments on Feb 17, 2020:

I like how the artist remembered there are 2 bones in the lower leg! But c'mon, rabbits don't wear belts without pants!

Sexy Devil

Stilltrying1964 comments on Feb 17, 2020:

Nice pearl necklace!

If Jesus tried to feed the 5000 today...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Feb 17, 2020:

Like Chris Rock said, ain't no lactose intolerant motherfuckers in Ethiopia! Shut up and eat!

Oops......

Stilltrying1964 comments on Feb 17, 2020:

When did Starbucks start serving fish? I smell fish!

Should I get one, or....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Feb 17, 2020:

Hey Felicia, I hear you're single!

Well, that's handy.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Feb 17, 2020:

"Bond, pull the Aston up till the plug goes in!"

I know I would be.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Feb 17, 2020:

Him: Honey, I'm going to the store for bread and milk. Her: I wonder what he means by that?

Burger King is selling...PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Oh my god! It's made of tourists! Can you order British OR Yankee flavored?

When you give zero fucks for what people are trying to do.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Dudes, thanks for attracting the snack fish for me! (Says the big fish)

Mooovit Jeep.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Rib splitting funny! I can't wait to show this to my redneck co-worker who drives a Jeep!

Respect the Venn.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Much respect!

He kept to himself.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

Who, me?

It rhymes....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

2 or 3 guys I work with swear by this! I prefer my own bathroom since I live a mile from work!

I am Groot.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Oct 21, 2019:

It took me a second but then I just burst out laughing!

Someone I know is really into the TV show "Walking Dead" and I figured on getting them an action ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

I think I ate Glenn last night! He was delicious!

Think I'm gonna try this next time

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Well if they don't fuck, how do they reproduce?

Kitten of OZ

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Yeah, the douche at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!

Thinking ahead

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Brilliant! Zombies don't know how to untie shoes! They'll drop on the floor and wiggle around! My, how we will laugh!

His name is Bud

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Dude, this weed hops!

Story of my relationships.😂😂

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

How dumb was I? I allowed someone who shall we say "is not hot, or even close!" to ruin mine! She still gets child support too! Been married once! Then engaged 3 or 4 times, but fell out on the way down the aisle!

Guys and girls today choose one way to make someone feel better.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

You are so nice! Now say cheese!

Found out.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Busted! Now lets put chocolate syrup on your tits!

There's a burn.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Xtians spend too much time fearing death and a fictional lake of fire and brimstone, and not enough time emulating their leader, Jesus! They do all manner of naughty shit, like withholding $250M to get dirt on their competitors. Yeah, our jackass president is a xtian too!

Hoity toity.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

In my world, Target doesn't exist! I never shop there! I could just move in to Wal-Mart!

Why did I laugh so hard at this?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Lookin' a little dehydrated!

Put a good light on it

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 17, 2019:

Is it?

He's no dummy

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 17, 2019:

It's like they wanted me to crash!

I have a dog, so I don't have to worry about that.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Oh c'mon! Now I have to remember the "4 second rule!" Well, that's ok coz I usually have it in 3!

Unfuck yourself

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

One piece at a time, I'm taking my life back after the great recession and my girlfriend's suicide, I'm getting back into playing music, which is one big piece that was left behind. Being happy is the greatest revenge against those who put you down! Oohhhhmmmm!!!

How to cut healthcare costs

Stilltrying1964 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Now get back out on that football field!

That's what it is.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Damn funny! Very clever!

A very good place to keep your petty cash.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Still can't believe Tom's gone!

Welcome to the feels bar. What's bothering you?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Mr. Frog was bartendin' and you don't drive, uh huh! Have a seat!!!

With apologies to Dr. Seuss...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Ole' Stink Eye put it on ya!

No words needed meme 😂

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 27, 2019:

C'mere honey, let mommy make it all better! Oops, my bad!

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

I always root for the underdog!

Come on Jason! Get it together!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Also, Now Hiring!

Decorating 101.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 24, 2019:

What would the walls look like? The inside of a rubber ball! The door would have shag carpet lining the door frame, in V formation! Put a small scale man in a boat over the door! Put a giant piercing somewhere to keep current!

I can relate

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

It's when you hear nothing that you may have a problem! You need to make sure you aren't still in bed and dreaming you're standing at the toilet!

I would set fire as soon as I stepped in anyway

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Don't use that face!

Sad to say...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Yep! Gotta use these damn weights!

Looks painful.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Its the new pap smear sample gatherer! Next!

Yeah, me too.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Reminds me of when the BJ's warehouse club opened here! The sign in front of the store said "BJ's Coming Soon" and I thought, did nobody see that?

How truly brilliant...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Of course it's possibly true! That crook is capable of any ill deed. We must come out of the friggin' woodwork to vote this incompetent self-serving boob out of office!

My take on God/Jesus answering prayers.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I am quite at odds with my family. I want to buy the house I live in, which is owned by my what parents. We have very different ideas about how much to credit the rent I've paid toward the price. At work, someone said, "You should pray about it!" I said I'd sooner pray to your necklace. When I was a believer, NO prayers were ever answered. You know what Einstein said about doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result! I fancy myself as being NOT insane! Pray!!! Yeah right! To who? Nobody's out there!

Please let me know if you would say something in this situation.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Hey, maybe Jesus is about to be born again! Finally! Its about time! The first thing new Jesus needs to do is come visit me! What am I thinking? How is a baby gonna visit me?

It works fine.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

What kind of sick bitch takes the ice trays?

Grandma's a savage!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Love the buns up bending over!

Really, Disney?!?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

The Peter Pan figurine has green tights that open to reveal a short fat cock!

Really, Disney?!?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Ok! Off to the shower! 😜

And that's why I don't.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Legs: what the hell are y'all complaining about? (Southern legs)

How many fucks to give

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Now's where the creepy cop says maybe we can work something out!

Eat healthy my friend

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Now there's a miracle!

Such likeness

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

What you may not know is that the green hair is the good one! The other guy takes money from old people who really don't have it to spare! Scary shit!

Poor Tweety

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

I had a cat 20 years ago I named Putertat! He was so cool!

Good thinking!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Gulp!

Drawing angry eyebrows on a baby is the best thing you'll see today...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Dr. Evil's baby pix. So cute, and he'll kill you if his milk is too warm!

Sounds good to me.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

And the judgement discount!

Probably tastes good, but doesn't look so good.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Six uncircumcised dudes are waking up to a nightmare!

Wouldn't you burn your hands?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

What type of creature is a grill? Doesn't it have hands?

I hate when that happens.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Come home from where? That looks like a prom dress on her planet!

Yeah, not everything needs detail!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

There goes the old expression. Now it's "hung like a human"

What would you do?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

My daughter was 4 when her mother and I divorced. She spent and continues to spend considerably more time with her mother than me. She went to private christian schools her entire life. I was always completely honest with her and nonjudgemental, like during her emo phase, which drove her bible thumpin' mother crazy! My daughter is also agnostic! I must've done somethin' right! Just lead by example. They're watching!

Would you as an agnostic or atheist marry a Christian?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

No. Hell no.

Onward indeed!!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Frog and Scorpion revisited!

Phallological Museum

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Clearly there has been a misunderstanding!

Salesman..

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Want a full ride to Trump U? Get a free box of Trump steaks when you register!

What a gentleman.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Well, I'm tucked so just move it over!

Knock! Knock! Who is there? Jehovah! Jehovah who?? Witnesses!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

How much time do you have?

So that's what it was.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Classic stoner moment!

But I thought...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

I'll just watch from the snack table!

What'll they think of next.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Some 10th grader will give her a pearl necklace!

Little brothers are good for something!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

10 years later: National Cornhole Champ!

The shadow knows.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Final destination is creeping up on you! Avoid ropes!

You can believe in anything!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Of course not! There are billions of people who believe in a guy in the sky!

🤓😳😣🥳😂😄😀😅😇😍😚

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Sounds fair! Now mom gets her vacation!

Sad but evidently true

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Meteorologist.

Ahhh married life

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Just rolling the window down should make the stink go away! No need to overreact!

🎚🕯🎚🕯🎚🕯🎚🕯🎚🕯

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Or the Quran, that tells you to throw gays off 10 story buildings! Hey, but don't forget, the god hiding out there LOVES us!

Not a good idea

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you're wrong!

A thin line of existence

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Ok, I'm thinking of trump, I'm thinking of trump, I'm NOT thinking of trump! Is he gone?

Right?????

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

So, after Cain slew Abel, did he fuck his mother Eve or did Adam and Eve have a daughter first? Either way, eeewwwww!

That looks kinda like...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Hi! Yeah, I'll take two of your penis-in-a-blanket's, please!