I rarely see anyone from the party on the ballot.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Well, I can't say that I agree with that treatment, as it has been applied to black guys as a means of lynching!

Creative marketing ploy ....[agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2020:

I'll take a legg!

Let the order/buyer beware ....[agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Mount it over a trump statue!

What life is like ... [agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2020:

I don't know about you, but I see two options already!

Sounds reasonable...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Not a sports fan. Don't give a shit. Lol

Just a little horoscope humour.... I can think of a few people...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Well, I don't believe in the horoscope, but I'm definitely Pisces!

About right there.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2020:

I don't date mountains!

Wonder if it sold.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2020:

I have one of those!

Jesus responds to a former challenger

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 20, 2020:

Jesus would not say that, it's not nice to call somebody a poser!

Dogmatism in play here ...[agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 21, 2020:

Smart ass sniffer!

We'll get over on 'em.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2020:

And one serving of fish, please! (Winks again)

It's going to be a difficult life.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 22, 2020:

What's the matter, Brucie?

Sorry girls ...[agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2020:

So throw away that 10th straw!

Cautious driving is advised ...[agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2020:

They're all like that, she got got the good plate!

Prudent advice ...[agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 25, 2020:

Fair enough! But YOU better give the best head I've ever had, or I'll cancel the check!

Physical fitness, or unfitness? [agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Yoga position - smell my nuts! Vodka position - the Dick Van Dyke!

Facebook doesn't want us to know ... [agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Me: Cough cough! You: look at this picture of an 80's band and you'll feel better!

New relativity theory ... [agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2020:

It's all about perspective. If the cylinder is replaced by trump's picture, the brown side will show an asshole and the blue side will show a coward.

At least drink GOOD beer. LOL

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2020:

A buddy of mine that used to drink a 12pack a day drinks that now. That's devotion to the sport! 8 years dry! I'm glad he's still around!

Bras... So true

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2020:

My hands make a good bra, but a lousy mask!

Say his name....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Capt Bonespurs is farting covid bubbles!

Might well be my new girlfriend ...[agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Nice nirpage!

Pro=marijuana ad ...[agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Not to worry! The guy will remind you!

welcome to my world, ladies ... [agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Leave it to a guy from Florida to tell you it's a crocodile, not an alligator!

threesome .

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 27, 2020:

Safe word is mask.

Nope everyone has to attend the wedding!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 28, 2020:

I'm all about saving by buying in bulk!

How about them black eyed peas?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 28, 2020:

I'm predicting November 3rd! Down with lil Putin!

If 2020 were a piñata

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Get a right wing idiot to hit it with a trump shaped stick!

Vlad has a new hobby....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 28, 2020:

Next week, he discovers chocolate, and the following week graham crackers!

Save the statues?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Gotta drop a deuce! Where's the statue of trump?

Had to share both and please feel free to spread them far and wide

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Yeah, there's a fucking god alright!

The jews and muslims were right ...[agnostic.]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Never knew Kermit has a dick! So he can pork the pig!

Technically it's clothing ....[agnostic.]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

I want her object function location!

A gal with real snax appeal ...[agnostic.]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Jim was a lucky bastard! He even got some green pussy once!

We're all of a certain age here ... [agnostic.]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Whaa whaa whaa! (in 3 descending tones!)

As it ever was ....[agnostic.]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Bitch be doin' a bike by!

An honest reaction, i suppose ...[agnostic.com]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

That was one of my favorite scenes in GOT! What a bastard!

Some days be like this.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Dopamine anyone?

Wonder how long it's going to take for zuck the suck to change his mind, first a 30 day $8 billion ...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

Maybe next summer when the Southern District incarcerates trump, and child molesting zookburg is arrested, they can be cellmates! I didn't know he was a child molester! So facebook was started by a child molester? How many times should I say it until it becomes a widely held truth? Zookburg is a CM, didn't see that coming!

New PS Barbie

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 1, 2020:

I think I like Sara the cow better! Like I prefer diarrhea to vomitting!

Barnes and Noble forever.... So what if Trumpanzees want to boycott them they can't read anyway...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 2, 2020:

I'm not a pleasure reader coz I read all day at work. I want this one! Hilarious! And sadly, true!

B A C O N S

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Off to Wendy's for a baconator!

I would be backing out and checking my shirt...no Twilight zone for me!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

3 potential dates for Friday night!

Accidents cause people, people on the other hand....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Or the illegal aliens? (I'm allowed - I was in a relationship for 5 years with a Honduran woman)

It is July and there is cause for concern

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Haut damme!

Hot 🔥 Dog 🐕

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

I'm pretty sure I'm a pussy!

Epic battle.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

The thug cousin of the cheezit wheel!

It is certainly seems that way.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

It feels like trump has been in the White House for over 21 years!

Happened this morning

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Poor me - I look like my license every day! But I'm funny, so fuck it!!

Already planning for the future.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

And the sky was brown with African dust! But we had pretty sunsets!

Don't do it.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

Same result as inbreeding in Kentucky! Right Mitch?

Cat-hole...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

Ain't weed grand?

Passing along knowledge is mechanical sometimes ..[agnostic.]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

Channel locks: those my kids!

Saguine canines ...[agnostic.]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

Ok, now I have to bite your neck!

Keep on truckin ....[agnostic.]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

What say you, Eddie Murphy?

Innovative dietary guideline ....[agnostic.]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

I walk pasta da dining room to the Klondike bars in da fridge!

Another visual pun ...[agnostic.]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

...bank.

Ultimate solution to those pesky door-knockers ...[agnostic.]

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

Me: can I challenge every aspect of your bullshit religion?

This could help ease MAGA-it mask suffering

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

Now you can get a mask with the bottom of your face printed on it!

Letter from the front line

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 21, 2020:

This was pretty entertaining until that dumbass Kid Rock was mentioned!

must admit there's a certain element of truth here

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 21, 2020:

Very funny! I agree! I used to think that shit was everywhere!

Double dog dare.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 21, 2020:

Monty Python comes to mind!

Yes!!! 🙋 🙋‍🙋‍😂

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 29, 2020:

It depends on what news you're watching! If you're watching Fox, then you're just an idiot! If you're watching CBS, then oxygen is making it to your brain!

Glitter is the Herpies of crafting.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 29, 2020:

Brilliant!

Evil Gary or Good Gary?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 29, 2020:

Dark Gary: hiker. Light Gary: NASCAR driver.

Nightmares for WEEKS, and have to move away! Throwing up is a given.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 29, 2020:

Come into my coffee cup said the....

So much class...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 29, 2020:

That's no way to talk about the first lady! She's not a whore, she's a bimbo! We should all feel sorry for her - she had to fuck whats-his-face! Gurr-rosssseeee!

Tickle tickle

Stilltrying1964 comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Tickle tickle my ass! That would hurt, badly!

Way too often!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 4, 2020:

Honestly, no, that thought never occurred to me! I tend to think most people are just pretty dumb, hence, the sad state of affairs in the world! I am, however, an eternal optimist! I know!!!

Mary Poppins gets it.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 7, 2020:

And he is atrocious!

Religious shirts done right....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 7, 2020:

I think Alfred was real!

Fresh hell... .

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 7, 2020:

We're right on course! If orange-face remains in office, society may well degrade to that point!

Oh dear! .

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 7, 2020:

Is that fava beans I smell?

The hive mind?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 7, 2020:

David, do NOT move...

I don't want to go.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 7, 2020:

Cat's name is Cigarette! Take'em out for a drag!

Not a fan of Biden but this meme is me every time I post on here 😂

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 8, 2020:

I am a Biden fan and I think this is fucking stupid, for numerous reasons. Biden wouldn't say that. There is no god to kill. Mr. Fucking Orange-Face uses dumb shit like this to further his own cause. Why contribute to Mr. Fucking Orange-Face's cause? I'm all about political satire but this just isn't funny on any level. Soap box exited.

Take care in this heat to give your pet plenty of fresh water...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 8, 2020:

Kitty: I'm melting, I'm melting!

Forgive me group, for I have been busy sinning.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 10, 2020:

Both funny as hell! Trump's face on November 4th! Love the hot steaming pile on his shoulder! Pence holding a flag!

Damn fish

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 10, 2020:

Can we put this into the "butterfly effect" group, with a very long timeline?

Get ready for those great deals on wheels...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 10, 2020:

Probably gonna be some boats available too!

Let's go!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 10, 2020:

MOTHER's dress shop is right next door!

Pretty much an introvert.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 11, 2020:

The only thing to do now is use a knife! Be careful!

Scary.....

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 12, 2020:

One of my favorite expressions!

For all my fellow vets and vet's family members, does this ring true?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 12, 2020:

I was in the Army!

I wish I could do that, lol. I WOULDN'T, but I wish I could!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 14, 2020:

I'd have to have a knee replacement to do that! Got good medical coverage now so I probably will have it replaced!

The far right is even weirder than we thought.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 14, 2020:

How about some underwear with orange-face's likeness on my ass! Hell, you can even include a yellow tuft of hair! I'll smile every time I fart! I'll say, "Did you hear what that asshole said?"

I support the teachers and the students that don't want to die, or even just get sick.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 14, 2020:

We opened too soon and Dr Fauci was right! Now these right wing douche bags want to open the schools? Still too soon! What's wrong with these idiots? They're willing to risk their own children just to be right.

Read the fucking question!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 14, 2020:

That's write! Them idjuts ain't gittin' ma plates! What am I gonna eat off of?

Quick Question 2.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Only if they physically kissed that ass! Metaphorical ass kissing may cost you the respect of your peers, but it won't kill you!

Couldn't resist a little photoshop fun!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2020:

Glad it doesn't have Biden's face! Let's go kill us some god!

Extra points for good aim!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 15, 2020:

Not impressed! Under certain circumstances, my stream will go in 2 directions! Of course, it makes a mess!

Save the critters.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 18, 2020:

Me after mowing lawn in August with 105 degree heat index: House air: on Window air: on Ceiling fan: on Bottle of Dasani: cold! Timer: on 30 min. then go out again!

An earthquake hit Park Place and destroyed your hotels!!

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 18, 2020:

Trump's living room at the end of a friendly game of Monopoly!

I dunno... these just seem to go together.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 18, 2020:

Answer to both: dick in ya mouth!

Russian vaccine...

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 18, 2020:

Putin's dick in trump's mouth explains it too! Balls deep!

How about the rest of you?

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 19, 2020:

I've made numerous return trips to my car!

I always try to help out

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 19, 2020:

Friends help you move; best friends help you move a body!

Don't forget if you don't sin Jesus died for nothing.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 19, 2020:

I remember when I used to go to church and they would say, " for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of god." I would sit there and think to myself, I'm not a sinner! I don't lie cheat and steal! I don't beat anybody up! I also have never seen anything supernatural, or felt the presence of god, jebus, or the holy spirit, and therefore I am agnostic!

Personal responsibility for your own health starts with proper nutrition.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 20, 2020:

It's pretty damn cra cra when I am the voice of reason! What if large Marge has a thyroid problem? Judge not, beyotches!

They don't like rats.

Stilltrying1964 comments on Aug 20, 2020:

Snowflake (aka Tony Knee Break) and Puddles (aka Petey Redhead) ain't no snitches!