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Sep 25, 2018Sep 2018

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An orange, mutant vegetable has moved into the White House. Looks like a mushroom cap for a penis.

Anthropology and Archaeology

Sep 25, 2018Sep 2018

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Not exactly the Funny Pages but still interesting that comic style writing was around long before the modern era.

Sep 24, 2018Sep 2018

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Maybe the problems in Washington aren't as complicated as we think?

Sep 24, 2018Sep 2018

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It just keeps getting better and better.

Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

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Fake news? I think not.

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Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

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White Males are truly a breed apart, little wonder the world has fared so well under our even handed governance. ;)

Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

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These neanderthals are against women's rights, contraception and sex education. Little wonder shit like this keeps coming out of their mouths.

Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

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Trump just lends himself as a perfect foil to the free thinking society that is the Star Trek Universe envisioned by Gene Roddenberry.

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Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

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To think that all these years I have thought that people with whacked out ideas were just dumb mothafuckas when really they just wanted to be validated for their stupid ideas. Stupid Me!

Academic (e.g., Science)

Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

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Sometimes getting positive feedback for your pet theory is more important than actual facts to back up your pet theory. Just Sayin', all Gangstalike. :D

Food Glorious Food

Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

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This is what it looks like when meat becomes so expensive that you can't decide if you are in a butcher shop or a jewelry store.

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Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

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Would you tell your daughter that she is less of a person than her brother? Would you tell your son that it is okay to hurt his sister because she doesn't mean as much to you as he does? Then how is this okay in society at large?

Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

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This is what you get wherever you go in the world that has a powerful, patriarchal religious presence. If you make the value of everyone other than heterosexual males to be less then you institutionalize abuse and elitism.

Silly, Random & Fun

Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

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Peter was always wasted and looking to stir up the shit/

Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

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These asshats just have to go where they aren't wanted or needed, let them die out like the rest of the dinosaurs.

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Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

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While some Americans are still debating the legal right of citizens to own military hardware, in Canada things are a little bit different. If you can't hunt with it then it isn't a tool, it's just an accident waiting to happen. ...

Food Glorious Food

Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

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Not that the other potato chip companies do a great job either but Lays has got to be the worst out of the big chip producers.

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Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

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Tell me this isn't a brilliant idea? You can make the season pay and if there's an opportunity that presents itself to catch a fat and tasty youngster you can use this as bait for your toddler trap. Fat and juicy toddlers are so tasty for Atheists....

Anthropology and Archaeology

Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

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The proof is in but the jury is still out. :D

Love & Relationships

Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

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The cost of a date varies a lot by which state you live in, here's a list of the average cost of a date by state.

Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

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Canadians know that most Americans are the sorts of people that we are happy to call friends and even our southern Cousins; we all started off as British Colonies before you decided to follow your own path. Here's a letter to the editor from one ...

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Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

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Most of our Southern Cousins are good people, here's a letter from one of them. “Thank You Canada” – Robert Meadows (Circuit Court Judge, Florida) wrote: Here is one American’s take on the growing trade war with the US and Canada. “Have ...

Sep 19, 2018Sep 2018

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It's important to always check your dipsticks on a regular basis.

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Sep 19, 2018Sep 2018

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Ultimately, isn't all welfare just corporate welfare? All the money winds up in the hands of the few and it has to get there somehow.

Sep 17, 2018Sep 2018

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I don't even like Hillary but this is funny as fuck. :D

Sep 17, 2018Sep 2018

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Those rednecks done outfoxed themselves. :D

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Sep 17, 2018Sep 2018

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We haven't had one of these for a while now, we are way overdue. It's surprising when you consider the name of this group and yet people still seem to think that this is going to be a bunch of people playing nice.

Food Glorious Food

Sep 16, 2018Sep 2018

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I spotted a post on FB about Poke Pizza and it reminded me of a Sashimi Bowl I used to make, so tonight I was feeling peckish and was looking for something with lots of flavour and but not heavy or hot because it was in the 90's today and very humid....

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Sep 16, 2018Sep 2018

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Every so often I find myself feeling this way, anybody else experience this?

Silly, Random & Fun

Sep 16, 2018Sep 2018

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Seriously? Please tell me there aren't still guys out there asking this question like it was still 1950.

Tell Me Your Dreams

Sep 16, 2018Sep 2018

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Sept. 16: Dream Diary

Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll

Sep 15, 2018Sep 2018

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Going back a ways for this one.

Tell Me Your Dreams

Sep 14, 2018Sep 2018

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Music and Dreams, is there a connection? I often find that after I have had some intense dreaming I will wake up with an ear worm song rolling around in my head, sometimes it will be stuck in there for days. Some of these songs seem to correlate ...

Music, Movies & Books

Sep 14, 2018Sep 2018

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This song has been on endless loop in the back of my mind for the past few days, maybe posting it will shift this earworm to someone else.

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Sep 14, 2018Sep 2018

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A Master Builder dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from ...

Tell Me Your Dreams

Sep 14, 2018Sep 2018

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September 14: Dream Diary

Religion & Spirituality

Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

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We need to stop making excuses for religion, stop enabling this disease and start treating it like the cancer it is.

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Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

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Was anybody else raised in one of the Xstian Apocalyptic Death Cults where they talked about the Love of Jesus but what they were really interested in was the destruction of a second coming where all their enemies would be destroyed by the wrath of ...

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Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

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Who's an anxious vegetable? I've often thought that we are just animated bags of water, one hole punched in the wrong spot and we turn into a puddle.

General & Hellos

Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

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Xstian Scammers spouting their BS will likely get a bunch of fundamentalist Xstians killed by Hurricane Florence.

Food Glorious Food

Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

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I grew up with friends in Little Italy in Toronto and this reminds me of some of their grandmas. Those old women were always dressed in black with heavy nylons and sensible black shoes but man could they cook up a storm and they were super critical...

Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

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Back to OZ with the Crazy Wizard and his Evil Witch.

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Sep 10, 2018Sep 2018

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Does anybody else grow tired of this think from the stomach mentality? Navel gazing is one end of the spectrum but the other end is having no more concerns than where one's next meal is coming from. I'm encountering this a lot in my discussions ...

Philosophy & Meaning

Sep 9, 2018Sep 2018

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I think that most people feel pretty well grounded in their reality but how do we really know if we are real or just part of someone else's reality. What is real and does it even matter?

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Sep 9, 2018Sep 2018

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I came to this conclusion a decade ago, I've had enough of this shit, let a younger man pick up this load of bullshit and carry it if he wants to but as for me I've had enough.

Silly, Random & Fun

Sep 9, 2018Sep 2018

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I don't believe that America has a monopoly on racism, they just have a higher level of denial.

Tell Me Your Dreams

Sep 9, 2018Sep 2018

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It's been a while since I've had one of these dreams, tell us your nightmares as well as your dreams. Sometimes it feels better just to tell someone about the bad ones to get it off your chest.

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Sep 8, 2018Sep 2018

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Are we living in Chaos and just deluding ourselves into believing that there is an overriding Law and Order in the universe. It would seem counter intuitive on an Atheist website but yet I still think we seek to impose order on the world, to remake ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Sep 8, 2018Sep 2018

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Who likes Star Trek, LOTR and other Sci Fi and Fantasy series?

Food Glorious Food

Sep 8, 2018Sep 2018

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Has anybody else used a pressure cooker? I never have but not for the reason shown.

Sep 8, 2018Sep 2018

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I took a break from this group for a week because the constant Trump retarded rhetoric was getting to me but I just had to share this for the Trekkies in the group.

Tell Me Your Dreams

Sep 8, 2018Sep 2018

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Sept. 8th: Dream Diary

Tell Me Your Dreams

Sep 7, 2018Sep 2018

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Some good advice from dreamtribe.com How to Remember Your Dreams As I mention in Why We Forget Our Dreams, simply reading about dreams may be enough to help you remember your dreams. However, if you want specific techniques there are a few steps ...

Sep 7, 2018Sep 2018

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I was prompted by a comment the other day to write this post, a person I had just met asked me what I did for a living and I told them that I was retired and had been for 9 years as of Sept 1st. They looked at me and asked me what did I do all day ...

Sep 6, 2018Sep 2018

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Myths are what we all rely on to believe shit that we otherwise would refuse to accept.

Sep 6, 2018Sep 2018

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I noticed a post on the conservative atheist site that was a bit biased when everybody knows that there are always 3 sides to every story, one side, the opposing view and the truth that usually lies somewhere in between.

Tell Me Your Dreams

Sep 5, 2018Sep 2018

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The first time I saw this movie I thought to myself, the person who wrote this movie knows how to slide and blink in their dreams. I had been doing the same thing in dream time for decades so it was pretty cool to see it on the big screen. The ...

Sep 5, 2018Sep 2018

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Trump is just the distraction, the real damage is being done in the other houses.

Religion & Spirituality

Sep 5, 2018Sep 2018

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We hold these truths to be self evident.

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Sep 5, 2018Sep 2018

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For some this is such a convoluted question but I think it is more complex than most people perceive it to be. Is it about patriotism? Is it about racism? Or is it about seeing past most of the bullshit and just saying 'No More'.

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Sep 5, 2018Sep 2018

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Oh Man I wish I had done this when my Bouviers were still alive.

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Sep 5, 2018Sep 2018

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I had a girlfriend like this a long time ago, a year of living dangerously but the make up sex was incredible. Ah the stupid things you do in your youth. :)

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Sep 5, 2018Sep 2018

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Haters gonna hate because that's just who they are, don't let any of that shit stick to you because that's really what they want to do is just suck everybody else down with them.

Religion & Spirituality

Sep 5, 2018Sep 2018

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The Wrens of the Curragh were an outcast community of 19th-century Irish women who lived rough, brutally hard lives on the plains of Kildare. The name comes from the shelters they lived in, hollowed out "nests" in the ground which they covered with ...

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Sep 4, 2018Sep 2018

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Summer is over and all those stupid couples games they make you engage in at wedding showers and family get togethers are also hopefully behind us. So many unexpected consequences.

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Sep 4, 2018Sep 2018

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The lengths we go to in order to offend without technically offending, there are so many shades of grey.

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Sep 4, 2018Sep 2018

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Okay, enough with the single use plastic or the teenage mutant ninja turtles are going to get medieval on your ass. Wipe the rim of the glass with your napkin if you are worried about germs, then reuse the napkin to wipe your glasses, then blow your...

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Sep 4, 2018Sep 2018

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Just have a salad already, nobody cares.

Silly, Random & Fun

Sep 4, 2018Sep 2018

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With global warming there really isn't a good reason to stop wearing white after Labour Day but the rest of it makes perfect sense.

Silly, Random & Fun

Sep 4, 2018Sep 2018

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'God is a terrible money manager, always asking for a handout and by the following Sunday he's broke ass and begging for spare change all over again'.

Academic (e.g., Science)

Sep 3, 2018Sep 2018

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Science? MEH! Who needs that?

Silly, Random & Fun

Sep 3, 2018Sep 2018

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Take all the politically correct and apologetic excuses away and this is what religion amounts to.

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Sep 3, 2018Sep 2018

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Does anyone else just roll their eyes when they see these stupid stickers on people's vehicles? The ones with the stick figures letting everyone know how many kids and pets you have? The ones letting everyone know that you managed to procreate? ...

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Sep 2, 2018Sep 2018

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I just had a 2 hour+ meeting with the rate payers association, ostensibly just to see where we might be on the same page together. While the meeting was generally productive there was one multi-millionaire that just couldn't get it through his thick...

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Sep 2, 2018Sep 2018

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When does a culture with a few predators in it become a predator culture? It is clear that a culture that enables predatory behavior towards the vulnerable is what the Catholic Church and many other religious groups are and that the group protects ...

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY

Sep 2, 2018Sep 2018

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We were travelling in Mexico for a year in our old Winnebago motor home and found a beautiful spot to stay for a few months on the border with Belize in a little town called Calderitas. Right on the ocean with lovely palms and a bunch of restaurants...

Tell Me Your Dreams

Sep 2, 2018Sep 2018

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September 2 : Dream Diary

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Sep 1, 2018Sep 2018

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I'm offended that this horrible institution is still in existence.

Silly, Random & Fun

Sep 1, 2018Sep 2018

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Where was this guy when I was a kid? Probably already fired.

Silly, Random & Fun

Sep 1, 2018Sep 2018

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Troubles putting your duvet cover on? Some helpful tips.

Silly, Random & Fun

Sep 1, 2018Sep 2018

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I went into the confessional box after many years of being away from the Catholic Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On ...

Religion & Spirituality

Aug 31, 2018Aug 2018

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Nothing says Catholic love like a Cardinal telling the victims of sexual abuse by priests to shut their mouths or he's prepared to mess them up even more.

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 31, 2018Aug 2018

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There are days when I just get so sick and tired of the inanity of most people that I could just scream.

Aug 31, 2018Aug 2018

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Trump Supporters think it's a dating site.

Health & Happiness

Aug 30, 2018Aug 2018

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Star Trek was so ahead of its' time on so many issues that we are still dealing with today.

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Aug 30, 2018Aug 2018

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Gentleman, without another scrap of information, would you ask this woman out on a date, given the opportunity?

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Aug 29, 2018Aug 2018

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So I am driving into town to run a few errands today and I spot this attractive, 30 something woman in one of those stretch tight, form fitting dresses in a bright blue and she is wearing a great set of heels as she is strutting down the street. I ...

General & Hellos

Aug 29, 2018Aug 2018

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An interesting new way to look at the non-religious and the religious. Where do you fit in? Take the quiz and find out.

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 28, 2018Aug 2018

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Once upon a time when I was a young builder in pursuit of efficiencies on the job site, I banned all radios on the job sites after one too many arguments over which station everyone should listen to on the job. When one of the crew bosses said it ...

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Aug 28, 2018Aug 2018

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Saudi Arabia beheaded in public on the morning of 20 August Esra al Ghamgam an activist and activist for women's rights. The absolute silence of the media, the international community, but also national, is deafening.

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Aug 28, 2018Aug 2018

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Oh the fun I could have if I ever get my dragon egg for reaching level 8. :D

Music, Movies & Books

Aug 27, 2018Aug 2018

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What a great song with great energy.

Aug 27, 2018Aug 2018

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I just picked up this book at the library, it's an animated story, basically a hardcover comic book for adults but it proposes an interesting scenario. The US destroys their own environment in the future and perpetrates a false flag against their ...

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Aug 27, 2018Aug 2018

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I've always felt this way and over the years this feeling has only intensified because worrying about what some miserable twat is thinking about what you say or do is just counterproductive. Be happy, live a little, even if it pisses off everyone ...

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Aug 27, 2018Aug 2018

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Do you Read and do you Travel? I love to do both, always a book on the go and I have traveled extensively as well as lived abroad but let's put this to the test shall we? Are you a Reader and a Traveler?

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Aug 26, 2018Aug 2018

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Does anybody else struggle to find open and honest reporting? I just find I have to do a ton of fact checking to be sure or even halfway sure of anything I read about anymore - televised news I find to be completely hopeless. Who do you go to for ...

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Aug 26, 2018Aug 2018

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This is actually offensive to democracy and freedom of the press, little wonder that people find it hard to trust the media anymore.

Tell Me Your Dreams

Aug 26, 2018Aug 2018

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August 26: Dream Diary

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Aug 25, 2018Aug 2018

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I have to admit that I smirk a little every time a health crazed person who is famous, kicks off before their time. I like to eat well and engage in moderate exercise but let's not be fanatics about it. What is life without good food, good wine and...

Aug 25, 2018Aug 2018

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The polarization continues as some of the dupes wake up and abandon ship.

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