Conspiracy theorist trends.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I like the one about a loving sky daddy who gave his only son to purge mankind of their sins, born of a virgin and returning soon to destroy the sinners that he purged of their sin in the first trip. The one about JFK and the magic bullet just pales in comparison. :D

I honestly never thought of those (seemingly) stupid codes and rules that way.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Money and power have always had the unusual effect of making some people feel that they are more human than other people and this quickly turns into the perception that those other people are less human than wealthy and powerful people. It doesn't take long before the rich and powerful are trying to treat the poor and weak as less valuable to them than livestock and we all know where livestock winds up, in the slaughterhouse.

Do you think people can learn to sing?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 19, 2019:

If you are having fun then that's what counts and unless you are tone deaf you can learn to sing.

Okay then! I am officially losing faith in our world. [msn.com]

Surfpirate comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Oh My Dog! Women have hairy arm pits? When did this happen? What flavour are the rainbow coloured ones? :D

Fuck you all. I can't live without you. You're like fucking siblings or something.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I get a little owly on occasion myself, nice to see you're back.

I prefer this kind of work out

Surfpirate comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I never understood the concept of paying money to go some place and work up a sweat when you could be in your garden working up a sweat and saving money by growing fresh organic food.

Do we really need to forgive others to get resolution or can we simply let them go and move on?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I was just discussing this with a friend and while we are in agreement that forgive and move on is the best approach there are some people that just won't allow that to happen, I think the clinical term is psychopath. For those individuals the only sure approach to closure is to shoot them in the head with a silver bullet, drive an oaken stake through the heart, burn the body and then sprinkle the ashes over running water, all the while hopping up and down on one foot, patting your head and rubbing your stomach in a counterclockwise motion. I'm told it really works. ;)

It just started to snow and is expected to last for the next 30 hours.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I'm not sure how long it would take to get to your place by backhoe but it is a 1 cu. yd. bucket. I have a feeling I may be busy around these parts over the weekend.

I woke up to minus 26 C this morning and the forecast blizzard with arctic temps hasn't even arrived...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 19, 2019:

-31 C this morning and the heart of the storm has shifted so that my little island will be right in the middle of it, a good day to stay home.

Happy Birthday, Eddie

Surfpirate comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Be still, oh tell tale heart.

Never thought of that...but now I will!

Surfpirate comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Why isn't Cheetah more jealous of Jane?

Why go to Utah for advice when I have you guys? [rare.us]

Surfpirate comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I'm tempt to set up something like this at the farmer's market in town.

Particle board proves a poor choice for underlayment: ceramic tile on a screened front porch floor.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 18, 2019:

As a retired master builder I can't imagine an instance where chip board, particle board or OSB is a good choice.

I harvested quite a few tomatoes today.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 18, 2019:

One of the nice things about being a gardener is sharing the harvest.

102 years ago, a Canadian soldier found an orphaned bear and adopted her, brought her to England and...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Changing my profile pic in honour of the bear.

Anyone else fear not living up to the hype of others about your cooking?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 18, 2019:

To those philistines who wouldn't know a decent meal if I shoved their face into the plate I had just made for them, do not expect future invitations to dinner. So I guess I don't have any fears about the quality of my food. :D

All apologies to U.K. resident.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I have friends from Bermuda who now live in the second homes area, about the only place you can find palm trees in the UK.

I had my 6 month check-up this week.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Sending thoughts and prayers. :)

Just a little spot tucked away in the Andes in Ecuador.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I lived in Ecuador for more than a year and it is such a beautiful country with so much to see. If you can to Mindo that has some beautiful hummingbirds and butterflies. That cabina looks like it might be near Banos and if so then you will want to take a soak in the hot springs there. The Galapagos are a trip in themselves and fairly expensive but sometimes you can get some good deals. The people are friendly but you do have to watch out for petty thievery because it is tempting fate to leave you IPhone sitting exposed when the average income is so low, take basic precautions and you will be fine.

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Surfpirate comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Have a good day, eh?

Live today like it is your last day on this Earth.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Every day there are thousands and thousands of people who wake up dead and are shocked that they suddenly ran out of time. ;)

Stories From The E.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I recall reading about a tool and die man who enjoyed sticking his member in a hole in the mounting base for his machine but on this occasion he became stuck in the orifice and was unable to become flacid enough to remove himself. The appearance of his shift boss and then the rest of the crew only caused further arousal and it took EMS and some lubricant to get him extricated from his equipment.

Perhaps the most depressing photo I've ever seen.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I would have thought that the great pressure at that depth would have crushed that can flat.

Don't try and spar with me online. Because you can't beat a punching bag.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 17, 2019:

What could be sadder than a punching bag that nobody wants to punch?

New theory regarding the purpose of Easter Island moai: [time.com]

Surfpirate comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I listened to this scientist speak about his theory on CBC.Radio and there may be some holes in his theory but not more so than some of the other theories out there.

Eagles spiral matiing! [youtu.be]

Surfpirate comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I noticed the mature, male bald eagle was back over the river today, the swans clustered close together. I guess he didn't see any weak swans on their own because he moved on.

Learning of Early American Irish Slaves in a Conversation with Master Historian Queen Elizabeth ...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I had a business partner when I lived in Bermuda and his family went back to the original settlers on that island. His recollection from family lore was that the black slaves had it better than the white slaves because you could only own the white slaves for 7 years but black slaves were property for life. You took better care of the black slaves because they were an investment but the white slaves were like a lease, no point in investing money in a lease because in the end you wouldn't own it. Many white 'indentured' servants didn't survive the last year of their servitude because they would often starve to death or die of exposure, food and proper clothing being deemed a bad investment in the final year of the lease.

I'm gonna act on some of these......

Surfpirate comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Wait until you establish a consensus and then get a second opinion just to be sure before proceeding.

I saw this and was immediately reminded how doctors and nurses even more so, do not get paid enough ...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 16, 2019:

We certainly are a jaded bunch of bastards; the birth of a child the passing of a parent and all we can think about is how that remote wound up in that guy's asshole. Personally, I think it is a toss up between him sitting his fat ass on it while watching porn in the nude or his wife making good on her threat of sticking that damn thing where the sun don't shine if he didn't stop changing the damn channel every 5 seconds. Either way, he had it coming.

Ketchup -n- Fries. Just wondering if anyone has grown this (these)? [territorialseed.com]

Surfpirate comments on Jan 16, 2019:

There's a song about that, from Canada. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiGb31e5ydo

Meanwhile in Canada.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Hey Buddy, hold my beer and step back a bit. :D Probably Saskatchewan, it's either that or go skiing at the old Saskatoon landfill site.

Are we having more glitches?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Ditto

They think they're so smart .....

Surfpirate comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I stayed indoors all day today, no reason to tempt fate. :)

Containers, great idea.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 15, 2019:

The structure looks good, seems they changed their minds on one of the lower windows.

Negotiations with my son.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 15, 2019:

You be the Dungeon Master, a great way to instill childhood trauma he can discuss with his therapist in later life. :D

Donald Trump yelling from the WH lawn that he never worked for Russia just convinces me that he ...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I wonder if a mob with pitchforks and torches showed up at the White House, just what would the Secret Service do? When the Praetorian Guard went unpaid there was always a change in emperors for the Roman Empire.

Oh Canada 🇨🇦 Canadians just like snuggling with the USA ;-)

Surfpirate comments on Jan 14, 2019:

When you look at the percentage of Canadians that live within 100 miles of the Canada/US it becomes even more skewed, 90% of the population is in that belt along the Canadian southern edge. Considering the American fascination with invading our peaceful nation it is little wonder that not only does our Canadian national anthem reference 'standing on guard for thee' but we like to keep a close eye on those Damn Yankees. :D

"Comparing NA climatic zones to Eurasian Regions" I knew this state felt like a deployment to ...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 14, 2019:

No wonder my Japanese stepmother likes living in Toronto, good climate and better food. Personally I enjoyed Vancouver Island/Ireland better. :)

We are greeted by sights of islands appearing through low hanging clouds.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Beautiful scenery in the strait of Magellan, a safe passage is always welcome.

This might just be for the older Gen-Xers. Anyone remember watching this show? [youtube.com]

Surfpirate comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Who could forget those Greasers on Sha Na Na?

It's a cuckoo time. ?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Macabre kitsch! Love It!

It's important to remember that rushing around madly with our hands waving in the air looks like a ...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I'm reminded of a finish carpenter named Randall MacFadden who did beautiful work, slow, methodical and beautiful - clients requested Randall by name. One day the boss showed up on the job in a bad mood and started to tell Randall how to do things faster, how he needed to get the lead out and speed things up. Randall actually produced an impressive amount of work and more importantly there were never any call backs because I never saw him make a mistake, not once. Anyway, after about a half hour of the boss stomping around the job site, Randall started to pack up his tools. The boss started yelling, what the hell did he think he was doing, it was only 3 in the afternoon but Randall didn't say a word, just packed everything into his truck and drove away. The client came to the site a little after that and asked where Randall was and the boss had to tell him that he had just drove off and it didn't look like he was coming back, the client explained that Randall better be back the next day or the job was off. The boss started to call Randall at home but no answer, this was before cell phones were common and he called a dozen times but no answer so he had to drive out to Randall's house in the country. The way I heard it Randall told the boss that he liked the quality of work he did for the company but if he had to put up with any further direction then he would not be coming back to work again for the company, ever. The boss said Okay and that was the end of that, the boss never gave instruction on how to do things to Randall again.

What bothers you most about your political position?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 12, 2019:

My political position is Lefty Libertarian and by that I mean that we should have government involved in less of our lives and yet at the same time provide the basic social safety net that is the mark of a civilized society. What bothers me is that we need to minimize corruption and maximize common sense in order for this to work so it is an uphill battle.

Homemade salsa! Ingredients : 1.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Where's the cilantro?

You can not bullshit Death .

Surfpirate comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I've always held that the things that make us laugh the hardest are the things we fear the most. Sometimes there is nothing that you can do but laugh in the face of the horror that life presents. Laugh and world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone. Have a great day and if you see Mr. Death lurking around, just slap a cream pie in his face and give him a wedgy. :D

This for my weed smokers. Tell me a funny story on when you got high.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I haven't gotten high in decades but in my younger years I smoked a lot of weed before suddenly going cold turkey. I recall in senior year at high school cutting class with a bunch of my friends for an afternoon party at my house. It was also a friend's birthday and somebody brought a birthday cake which got stuck to the ceiling of the kitchen when someone decided to toss it in the air. The party was getting out of hand so I made a big pot of spaghetti and dumped a bag of weed into the sauce, since everyone had the munchies I poured half the sauce over the spaghetti and served it up. In next to no time everyone had a serious body stone which toned down the party in a hurry. Somehow I managed to get the place cleaned up with the help of my girlfriend before my mom got home from work and then I passed out on the couch. I woke up a couple of hours later to laughter coming from the kitchen, still very high I stumbled out to the kitchen and saw my mom and sister at the kitchen table just laughing their asses off, two empty plates of spaghetti sitting on the table in front of them. After an hour they staggered off to bed, none the wiser and I didn't tell them what had happened until a decade later. We sold that house a few years later, the stain from the icing on the birthday cake was still on the ceiling and nobody ever wondered how it got there.

Rahaf al-Qunun: Saudi teen granted asylum in Canada She said she had renounced Islam, which is ...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 11, 2019:

It's what we do and have done in the past, except for that window under Harper who wanted us to become Americans. I'm no fan of Trudeau's but he is head and shoulders above Harper and his religious fundamentalists.

Want to escape? How about the Shangrila Resort in Pakistan?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Much like some of the pics a friend shares with me of Iran, nothing like the pics you see on CNN.

The infernal Toddler in Chief

Surfpirate comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Little Donny Poopypants is sad, very sad.

Oh oh oh.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 11, 2019:

You're on your way to OZ or Kansas, hopefully not Kansas. lol

That’s right motherfker!! Now go to work!

Surfpirate comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Say what just one more time.

Been there

Surfpirate comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Hair of the dog is one thing but you don't eat the whole dog.

Stranded seals wreak havoc in Canadian town "There's seals on the road, there's seals in people's...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 10, 2019:

A sea wall or a seal wall or maybe both? lol

After posting memes like this on Facebook, I got banned from posting on Facebook.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 10, 2019:

The truly galling part are the Atheists who are constant apologists for this behavior, they insist that Atheists turn the other cheek, relegate these actions to a distant past that will never rear its ugly head again. The truth is that the motivation for these evil acts is lurking just below the surface in the religious community and all they need is an opportunity to bring back the dark ages for it to happen again. Not alarmism just the facts as proven throughtout history and right up to today.

After posting memes like this on Facebook, I got banned from posting on Facebook.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 10, 2019:

A lot of people on FB just hate that Truth Stuff, they complain like whiny little bitches.

What is the most you have had to pay in Canada for rx drugs?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I don't normally use prescription drugs, my father is a naturopathic doctor so I normal used natural remedies and they can run me up to $100/mth but I did just fill a prescription for a 3 month supply of Baclofen and it came to $52.67 CAN, almost half of which was the double dispensing fee as the prescription was in two parts.

Italian Sweet sausage with green peppers and onions: Ingredients: 8 Premio Italian sweet sausage...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 9, 2019:

All that is missing is the street cart and the little mustachioed Italian guy selling it fresh off the grill.

Your first words are????

Surfpirate comments on Jan 9, 2019:

If they are looking at you like that then you won't be able to talk or even move for that matter.

A stupid idea from a stupid excuse of a potus. (not even worthy of capital letters)

Surfpirate comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Ladders are cheaper than walls.

Yes it ended the same, Sol goes home,Thorn finds out Soylent Green is people.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 9, 2019:

A classic movie and one that should be taken as a warning. Politicians like Trump will take us to this dystopian future and feed us human corpses packaged as crackers.

That dog means business!

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I bet he has the remains of a postman stashed in the back of his lair. :D

And - in other news.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I know which pussy I would be watching if I had to choose. It wouldn't be Orange.

Trophy hunter who kills endangered elephants and lions 'eaten by crocodiles' .

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you - he got ate.

Supper tonight, shrimp risotto in lobster stock.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Now that's a fine dinner.

Dream Diary (Jan 8) When I told my daughter that Freddy Kreuger was in my dream last night, her ...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I had two guys in my dream last night as well and they were helping me organize a house move, both were clearly mafia muscle and normally I would have seen them as a threat but they were quite helpful if not very cheerful. I went to get a cheeseburger for my wife and she wanted a bunch of healthy toppings that the clerk was struggling to provide and when it came time for me to pay for her meal the currency was completely foreign to me. The bills were quite futuristic, mostly plastic and the coins were very shiny, made out of a very hard alloy that didn't corrode and it had the denomination stamped into the edge as well as the face of the coin. Seems to be some topsy turvy dreaming going around. lol

How many of you believe that Earth is the only planet that have life ?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I think the chances of Earth being the sole oasis of life in the universe are about as likely as there being a creator god who after bringing the universe into existence out of nothingness, decided that he would create Mankind in his image on a rather dreary M class planet orbiting the not very special star on the spiral arm of an average galaxy chosen at random from billions of other galaxies in an infinite universe. The universe is vast and may be only one of a billion other universes in the multiverse so the chances of us being 'alone' are small but the chances of other civilizations near enough to us at this present time is also extremely low. We only developed radio communication in the last century which is a tiny fraction of the history of our species, let alone other species that may have developed similar communication abilities that extend outside of our planetary home.

How to win Halloween 🎃

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2019:

What did you win?

However, I can't leave without just one more funny. Enjoy!

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Stay tuned for the weather, Golden Showers in the forecast.

Here I am on my 40th birthday celebration. Not much has changed.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Something to aspire too. :)

Boys and girls, Aunt Mary’s done a great deal of soul searching over the past few days and I’ve ...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I respect your decision and you will be missed, just remember that we will be here for you in the future if you want to drop by and say hello.

Gals, what is a pickup line that worked? (For real now!)

Surfpirate comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I knew a guy in university who we called Peter the Pig, I can't remember his last name but Peter appeared to be average in every way, except he knew how to talk to women and take them home. It was a nonstop parade of women with Peter, usually very beautiful women, except on Tuesdays because Peter reserved Tuesdays for ugly women because he said even ugly women should have a good time. This was not an arrogant thing, Peter was a kind hearted person, a genuinely nice guy and he just thought that it was fair. I never learned just what he used for a pick up line but somehow I don't think he used a line, nobody ever heard him use a pick up line, he just talked to women, made them laugh and treated them with respect and they wanted to go home with him.

If I even cared enough mind you! But such a funny thing to do, and they deserve it.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Why would a gentleman say anything about who he had or hadn't slept with? Boggles the mind.

Sauteed mustard greens ( I parboiled them for three minutes then sauteed them in garlic oil) hidden...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Healthy, economical and delicious!

As I sit here writing and glancing out the window now and then to watch a blizzard blasting the ...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I can appreciate how you feel because I live on an island in the St. Lawrence River, if I catch the ferry it's a half hour to town. The swans are massing together on the river in front of my house, settling down for the night and the snow storm that is about to hit. For a guy who grew up in Toronto and spent the first half of his life there, this is heaven. Like the difference between being a free range chicken versus being a battery cage chicken. :D

Canada legalized marijuana late last year and my province of Ontario decided to hold a lottery for ...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 7, 2019:

It's a long shot and even if I were to have a winning ticket it still just gets me the right to set up a shop and pay the licensing fees, about $150k investment but a 2 year window of virtual monopoly. The main downside is that if I win I will be branded a drug dealer by the US Government so no more visiting my American friends. :(

If you were going to write a book or book(s) what would they be titled?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I always liked the title ' I'm OK - You're Fucked! ' :D

Avenged Sevenfold - Hail to the King [youtube.com]

Surfpirate comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Great Series.

Hello from Point Nemo. Ever wonder where the middle of nowhere was?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Is there a land mass there or is it just unique for it's remoteness from land? I live on the island of Bermuda for many years (23 sq mi island) and that was more than 770 miles to the nearest land fall, Cape Hatteras. I went 9 months once without leaving the island and I had a bad case of island fever by that point, so I flew to Miami just to be off the island.

O.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I'm reminded of the newlywed who got the name of his wife tattooed on his dick at his stag party 'SUSAN'. He is on the honeymoon in Jamaica and his member is still sore from the tattoo so he goes to the hotel washroom and gingerly pulls it out at the urinal to have a leak. The hotel manager comes in and uses the urinal beside him and as they are having a leak beside each other the newlywed notices a tattoo on the dick of the hotel manager and it reads 'WELCA' and he remarks to the hotel manager that he also had tattooed his wife's name on his member. The manager looks at him odd and responds 'Wha you mean, Mon?'. So the newlywed proudly pulls on his prick and shows the tattoo SUSAN to the hotel manager and says 'my wife's name is Susan and I guess your wife's name is Welca'. The hotel manager pulls on his prick and it is now full length so the newlywed can read the full tattoo 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA' and says 'I no married, Mon'.

O.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 7, 2019:

My father hated his tattoos and made me promise that I would never get one, I never did and never wanted one. I am reminded of the Nazi lampshades made out of human skin that was flayed off of prisoners with tattoos, another good reason not to have a wrinkled rose stamped on my ass. :D

Hi.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Oysters on the half shell comes to mind first and a nice mushroom risotto comes in second. Come to think of it, the raw oysters would make a nice starter and the risotto a nice accompaniment.

Being Content With What You Have

Surfpirate comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I retired young for this very reason, no more chasing the rat in the rat race for me.

It was chilly and damp this morning, so I made a big pot of lentil soup.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 6, 2019:

It's a little colder here than where you are in Arizona so I am making Chicken Vindaloo but I do love Lentil Soup and make it often. Bon Appetit.

Unless you have the right mate. Marriage, Death by 10,000 cuts.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I try to bear in mind, during those moments of marital strife, that my wife had the kindness and generosity to marry me. No easy task to commit for life to someone who is wonderful and charming on occasion but generally stubborn and difficult for the most part. ;) We give as good as we get, probably to our advantage on average.

Is everyone in the world crazy?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 6, 2019:

As an aside, in Canada the Federal Income Tax was brought in during the Great War to End All Wars as a temporary war effort but government being what it is couldn't give up that income source once the First World War ended. Since 1919 we have been embroiled in almost constant war, either directly or as part of NATO and income tax has only grown and become more entrenched with more of the burden being shifted from the elites to the middle class.

Is everyone in the world crazy?

Surfpirate comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Everyone in the world is crazy and many of them are totally bat shit crazy, we all just assumed you already knew or we would have mentioned it to you earlier. ;)

Hi all, Looking for ideas.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I'm not aware of the condition you describe but I wonder if a low carb/high fat diet might provide some recipes that are more interesting for him. My wife does up pasta dishes using oven roasted or boiled cauliflower in place of the pasta, there are tons of recipes from this diet online so he could have a look and then try out something that looks interesting to him.

Hey Dominos TV commercial just had the teacher run out of her math lecture for a Dominos pizza ...

Surfpirate comments on Jan 6, 2019:

The film IDIOCRACY was actually a documentary.

Write a book?????!

Surfpirate comments on Jan 5, 2019:

High as a fucking kite, didn't come down for a week.

Sad, bad, POS of a man.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 5, 2019:

When was the last time there wasn't a dog in the White House?

Pips n bumholes. Just really had enough of 2019

Surfpirate comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Global Recession/Depression in the wind and a Hard Brexit as the cherry on top. You may look back on 2018 with fond memories before 2019 is over. Chin up and stiff upper lip as they say, those bloody fox hunting twats! :D

Today’s three year old.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I never ate mud but I made other kids eat it, I was a big kid. :)

[yahoo.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I lived in Ecuador for 2 years, in Cuenca and in Vilcabamba. Do your own research, visit and rent a place there for at least a year, plus learn some conversational Spanish. Many of the expats I knew in Ecuador now live elsewhere and those that stayed on all speak at least rudimentary Spanish.

Atheism???

Surfpirate comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Imagine you spent the first part of your life in an insane asylum but then medical science developed a cure for your condition and you were suddenly no longer delusional and could think clearly, so they let you out of the insane asylum but you could still go back and visit the inmates in the asylum from time to time if you wished. That's what it is like when you are no longer religious but you still have religious people in your life, so rather than describe this as a higher consciousness, why not just accept it as being conscious of reality instead of living in a fantasy world?

I want this shirt... lmao

Surfpirate comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Something tells me he is not there for the sermon. ;) I knew a guy who said the best place to pick up women was at church, preferably at a wedding or a funeral.

I think this is my favorite picture from my trip to San Antonio last spring.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Very Interesting Indeed, what could be more appropriate?

I'm dying laughing here.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I heard it was an age specific moniker but Nancy Pelosi didn't give the age bracket. (3 years to 99?)

Don't let others define you.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 5, 2019:

When I was young I had two requests from girlfriends for me to 'make them a woman' but they were girls of course and my prick wasn't going to change that, something I knew even then.

Finally accepting that the vast majority of people are cunts.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Statistics would indicate that slightly more than half the population have one and that can be a beautiful thing but personal observation would lead me to believe that practically all of us can be one from time to time and quite a few are habitual offenders.

Here’s my garden. I tarp some of the beds. The garden is usually covered in snow.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 3, 2019:

I ike the added insulation of the tarps. My garden is windy but I am planning some portable high tunnels that may do the trick.