Truth. About fucking time.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Most of the crooks are still run wild and free, not a care in the world because there is almost no chance of them getting prosecuted.

apparently she has pictures

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

OMFG! That's Dead Brilliant!

It's the middle of August and the Halloween decorations are on store shelves? <blink><blink>??

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I'm pretty sure I saw those Cadbury Cream Eggs that you get at Easter in the checkout line, maybe they are just trying to dump old stock for Halloween Treats?

Fifteen Years of Forever Wars [consortiumnews.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Eventually the creditors will have military hardware as good or better than the US and the Iron Fist that keeps creditors from demanding payment will no longer be sufficient to keep the wolf from the door.

Hello Gardeners, Today I picked the rest of my watermelons, and still getting plenty of tomatoes and...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I checked the few survivors from my corn planting this year and the bumper crop of raccoons carried off every last ear. There are twice as many raccoons as usual this year so I guess they are extra hungry. Nice haul,the watermelons look great.

Driving the speed limit.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I used to drive very fast, I once did a run on the highway and never dropped below 110 mph for 2 hours in a bit of a race with a Nova SS on my way to a ski trip in Vermont. These days I tend to keep it within 10 mph of the limit because that keeps me in the flow of traffic and avoids getting tickets.

Just when you think you've seen it all.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

My wife used to be in charge of ethics and standards for the CA's, this might be one of the ones she had to let go. ;)

(How) Capitalism is a Product of Socialism [eand.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

You do know that a very few people who benefit greatly from the current American corporatocracy spend a lot of time and energy maintaining that system in spite of the obvious social ills it produces, you do know that right? That's what this whole vicious, cruel game is about.

Who wants ice cream? Just ask!

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Ice Cream can get Awkward.

Who wants ice cream? Just ask!

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Too grey and rainy here today for ice cream but I feel a Manhattan with lots of ice coming on in about an hour or two.

I have always loved J. K. Rowling, but her Trump trolling does the heart good.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I can't believe that JK Rowling would spell 'their' incorrectly.

I have traveled the U.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Lots of great spots of pics that I have mostly been to as well but I'm also a bit of a traveler at heart. The next trip my Princess and I take will probably be to Asia and I expect we will need 2 years to do it even partly right, 3 years if we add in the South Pacific and OZ. 2011 was our busiest travel year and we covered way too much ground, had to go back and revisit parts of it. Great pics and I appreciate the rekindled memories.

My interest in cooking was initiated by attempting to make these actually edible.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

My experience was similar except that it looks like the stuff my mother used to whip up for us as kids. I started watching the Galloping Gourmet on TV everyday after school when I was 11 years old and by the age of 13 I was doing most of the cooking. My mother is a lovely woman but she cannot cook, to this day when she asks me if I would like to stay over for dinner I know what she is asking is will I cook for everyone. ;)

Lazy bastards!

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I like the people that are so lazy they just give it a shove in the direction of the cart return and then walk away as the cart slowly drifts into a parked car and puts a dent in the door. Just Classic.

Off his chain today.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Isn't it just terrible the poor, decent, hardworking POTUS being subjected to these sorts of abuses? Why these people need to be lined up against a wall and shot, then beheaded and their heads jammed onto spikes in front of the Presidential Palace, the way they do it in other Tyrannical Dictatorships. Long Live the King! :D

Another person blocked me i really should be keeping tabs on how many have blocked me for just ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I have no idea how many on this site have blocked me so far but if it like other sites I have been a member of then it is probably a lot. I like being blocked, it helps me to separate the wheat from the chaff and there is always a lot of chaff.

The Olmec Civilization flourished in the Yucatan but then just disappeared, there are plenty of ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I was really taken with this museo, not all of the explanations for the carvings rang true for me but then maybe that's why much of the Olmec Civilization is a mystery.

Aug 21st: Dream Diary

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

More mundane and fractured dreams last night, nothing I can string together into a story but I'd like to hear other's dreams.

I've always wondered why the garden centers sell those flimsy wire tomato cages.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Heavy duty and the new age types will insist that you get a better crop yield because of the pyramid shape. It couldn't hurt. ;)

7.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Here, you want more?, I'll give you more. Yes, yes, give me more, thank you, thank you Here comes some more baby, do you like it? Oh yes, more, more, don't stop giving me more, I'm almost there

Mandatory Penis Inspection!

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I think they are just checking to see how many of the male students still have a penis in today's politically correct world, most have already had their balls cut off.

What to do if you catch them working your territory!

Surfpirate comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Those little old ladies are tough, I know because my mom is one of them. :D

As an atheist I don’t feel the need to flaunt my beliefs, or persuade anyone to believe what I ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

If you saw someone doing something stupid and dangerous on the street would you just walk on by because it's not your problem or would you try to help them? Religion is stupid and dangerous, people need help and if they refuse that help then you leave them to their own devices but they deserve to be thrown a lifeline.

Hey why did the Halloween watermelon get deleted I liked it

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Because it's fucking August, what's next Xmas radishes?

Our neighbor just brought over 6 ears of sweet corn.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Freeze it in a Freezer bag, no problems.

If this is over the top I’m sorry but when I saw it, I immediately felt an urge to post it like ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

It's Richard Cranium!

Trump Approves Largest-Ever Aid Package to Israel [breakingisraelnews.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Fuck Puerto Rico, Fuck Flint and Fuck all the dumb asses who are working 3 part time jobs and voted for this Carrotman.

Of course, someone may help you 'from behind'!!!

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

You cunt climb where with a penis in your what?

I need this group! I come from a long line of non-cussers.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Cuss? What the mother fucking, cock sucking, no load, can't cunt kind of expression is that? Get with the program and spit it out, fuck wit. ;)

Who's ready for steak?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Scallops in a ginger, garlic and soy marinade for dinner tonight, over a bed of lettuce from the garden.

When driving through the country, I can't help but picture how it must have looked eons ago when it ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I don't think many people think that way but some of us do and more of us should.

Has being agnostic ever actually caused you serious problems, maybe work or in relationships?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I was always the boss so if they had a problem with my lack of belief in their silly fairy tales then they could go pound salt and get on down the road kicking stones.

Just sayin,...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Not really, I've known plenty of architects that would lick a client's asshole and call it cherry pie, just on the hope of getting a contract out of the guy.

When did this become a thing?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Poor little Twiggy would probably fall in and drown in that thing.

UNCLE SAM BOB -- I have a friend, a fellow union brother, who I have worked with for 15 years at ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Good People aren't the exception despite what the media tries to tell us but Bob seems to be Extra Extra Good.

Just fuck these Idiots.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

When will they start lying down on railway tracks in the expectation that the Lord will make the train magically pass right over them and leave them unscathed as a testimony to their faith? Let it be soon, oh sweet jesus, let it be soon.

Just fuck these Idiots.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Natural selection at it's finest. :D

Stop Asking “How will we pay for it?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

People are either stupid or brainwashed or both if they can't see this.

To laugh is to risk appearing a fool, To weep is to risk appearing sentimental.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Every step you take in life is a risk and every morning a person wakes up to a new day should be a pleasant surprise, that's the truth of the matter. Laugh because it feels good and others will laugh with you, cry when you need to but realize that you will always cry alone.

So I wonder why Satanism isn't more popular ?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

A person can believe in and follow all of the tenets of Satanism without going through all of the ritual magic BS of Satanism, the Wiccans are much the same. Both groups have their evil fringe elements which cast a negative pall over each systems of thought.

I used speculate that anybody who had voted for G.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Stupid is as stupid does.

Years ago, before I knew how to cook, I would buy Hormel canned chilli and I loved it.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I did that with Kraft Dinner a while back, had to chuck the works it was so awful. Then I whipped up some Penne and a real cheese sauce with some aged welsh cheddar, some Reggiano and a few slices of American cheese just to make it extra creamy. Diced up a couple of all beef, kosher hot dogs and I was in food heaven. My favourite Mac and Cheese is a lobster with apple smoked bacon Mac and Cheese that I first had at The Grand in Grand Haven, Michigan which is a cool restaurant in a converted movie house. Lobster Mac-n-Cheese Lobster meat, applewood bacon, caramelized onions, roasted red peppers, and four cheese sauce, tossed with penne pasta and baked with parmesan bread crumbs

This balcony is great if you have a treehouse.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Reminds me of a place we spent a couple of nights at in Nicaragua on the Pacific coast south of Leon.

I have decided to start a seed exchange/Plant with all the garden groups.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I save my seeds too but only non-GMO heirloom seeds. I'm not sure how it would work if I had to send seeds by mail across the border to places outside of Canada.

Humanist pirates we are.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I like them all but I really love the one on the end. ARR!

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

That's just the after picture, this is the before video. :O https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIiudGWKKuY

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

He needs one of those beds with a trap door in the mattress so he can get his ass to work.

In Numbers 1 The number of weeks of camping without electronics recommended for those wanting...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I got rid of my alarm clock on Sept. 1st, 2009 and I have never missed it for a moment.

Aug 20th: Dream Diary

Surfpirate comments on Aug 20, 2018:

A new week begins and though I did dream last night it was fairly mundane, so when I woke up this morning I started to think about all of the tasks I need to accomplish this week and the dream flew right out the window. If you don't catch them as soon as you wake up I find that the dreams are lost.

Revenge is best served in make-up.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

He so deserves this. :D

A weight lifted off my shoulders, I confronted a friend about something that really bothered me ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Strangely enough I find that where I live is awash with negative Neds and negative Nellies, there are a lot of ex-military people retired around me and they really don't like anything that is the least bit unconventional and they like it even less when it succeeds even though they do everything possible to shut it down. In case you haven't guessed I am a bit unconventional. lol My father had a saying: There are only 2 kinds of people, First Class and No Class. Who you choose to associate with is your business.

Not too long ago I dreamed I was climbing a mountain, on a ladder.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Now that's a therapeutic dream if ever there was one. (y)

Refurbishing an old hot tub into a cooling tub 2010 in my backyard of the straw bale home.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

You could do a wood fired heater for off grid use, just remember to have a pressure relief valve and never let it get so hot that steam is produced or KaBoom!

It looks as though both @ProudMary and @SukiSue are going to beat me to Level 8.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

You joined back in early May, you should be 8th level by now but I think having a life may be getting in the way of your progress.

This is a recount of a dream I had in my early twenties.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

That's some heavy duty imagery and I have to say that while I have had sex in my dreams and even in surreal dreams, I have never masturbated in a dream that I can recall. Very neat, how often have you had this dream?

My wife and I took a boat cruise from Rio de Janiero to Antarctica and back to Buenos Aires, we had ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Lackey stopped every time he saw someone he knew and since he is related to 1/4 of the islanders that was a lot because he just wanted to show off his People from Bermuda, like we were specimens in a zoo. :D They were all lovely but I thought one woman who was a distant cousin of Lackey's was going to try and inspect my teeth. ;) Lackey took us out to the old air base on the way back to town after the Penguin tour which took a full hour while he waited for us and smoked cigarettes in the car park. The base is off limits to tourists of course but as luck would have it the single guard at the gate was a mate that Lackey would drink with at the pub so in we went. Lackey told us about his old mate who had been stationed as a Harrier Jump Jet pilot when the Argentinians came in to bomb the airbase, the pilots were all sitting around drinking and playing cribbage when they got the scramble alert, this is basically a retirement posting where pilots are farmed out for their last year or so in the RAF, so Lackey's mate grabs the phone to tell the tower to sod off they're in the middle of a game of crib. The tower chief tells them this is no drill, multiple bogeys inbound just above the water so in and out of radar contact - Scramble, Scramble, Scramble. The older pilots all scramble and they are trying to get enough speed up to lift off when the 20 mm shells start ripping through the tarmac. The Harriers need to warm up before they can do VTOL so with the cliff approaching them at the end of the runway because they couldn't lift off into the oncoming attack, the Harrier pilots did a funky little move and used their VTOL ability to bounce over the cliff and then dodge low and scatter across the island. The hid out in ravines and hollows where they could pop up and strafe enemy forces before moving on to a new hiding spot, they did this for more than a week until British Commandos retook the island.

I never took photos of people, except for family, before I went to Peru.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

While beggars most anywhere in the world will let you take their picture for a few dollars, actually a lot less usually but if you'll pay it then they will take the money, I found in my years in South America that a lot of the indigenos just wear their local dress the way an American might put on a suit or a pair of jeans in the morning. The clothes are wool and very well suited for the climate in Cusco which can change at the drop of a hat, usually a Panama hat which derives its name from the canal workers that wore them building the canal but the hats are native to Cuenca, Ecuador.

It's no secret I work in construction.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I once hired a film carpenter to work with my crew on a hotel I was building and I eventually had to let him go because he kept building everything so it could be taken apart again. Nothing he built was solid but the economic redundancy on a hotel is 50 years at a minimum, I need things built to last. A really creative guy and I enjoyed having him on the team but he just couldn't get his head around permanence. These are the sorts of places that I used to build, great fun if you like to herd cats in a hurricane. lol

If you've been dreaming about buying an RV and hitting the road to adventure but you weren't really ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I had driven some heavy equipment and an old flat bed truck in my past but never anything like this, I just took it easy for the first little while and gave myself lots of room until I was comfortable driving it and familiar with how it handled. Within no time I was driving the wrong way up narrow one way streets in small villages in Mexico. :D

Must have been bone spurs.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Indefinite Deferral! :D

Would you do full time in one of these? The second would be the one for me, how about you?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I like the freedom that comes with towing a trailer and then being able to unhitch from it to get around and see the local sites but for us it made more sense to go with a motor home. They are cool but didn't offer us enough space, so we had electric bikes that we carried on a bike rack at the back of the motor home and we were able to get around just fine once we got parked.

Ah, the joys of free enterprise!

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Do the politicians have already be dead or is that part of the service?

I haven't thought about dried apricots in years. Anyone else? I can't stand fruit, BTW.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Little Trump testicles?

Some Sunday memes...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I like the one about the preacher who wanted to be buried with all his money in his coffin which would have left his widow penniless. The widow was happy and smiling at the wake so they asked her if she had followed the preacher's wishes and buried him with is money and she said of course she had like a dutiful wife, then she smiled and explained that she had written him a cheque for the whole amount of his fortune. ;)

Ever since I can remember, I have always had weird and wonderful dreams.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

The exceptionally good dreams leave a lasting impression and they are always the best to read about. Hope to hear more about your night time adventures soon.

My ex-father-in-law, dear dear friend and second Dad is dying.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

The best way to honour another person's life is to live your life in a manner that would make both of you proud. Funerals are for the living, the dead are long gone so if it will be a problem to attend the funeral then why bother? What you shared together is unique to the two of you and nobody else's business.

God hates porn?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

According to their book, god invented porn when he invented desire and the sexual act necessary for reproduction. Why not just do the deed by a handshake?

St. Petersburg,Russia. Interesting place to visit, lots to see.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Interesting architecture.

A new study now claims that egg yolks are almost as bad for you as cigarettes.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I sure hope it is still okay to smoke fish and brisket.

August 19th: Dream Diary

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I worked my butt off powerwashing the deck and siding at my cottage for 8 hours yesterday so I was too tired to dream anything or at least too tired to remember anything when I woke up this morning. Still it is always pleasant to wake up, one of these days I will surprise myself and not wake up at all. :)

How about a tiny houseboat?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 19, 2018:

The trouble will be where to moor it, most marinas will no longer allow liveaboards. They cite insurance issues and sanitation issues but really it has to do with class consciousness more than anything. Elitists don't want some hippy living next door to their yacht in a tiny houseboat and by Elitists I mean middle class assholes with delusions of grandeur.

Over the garden wall , tiny grapefruits , and hanging melons . from my neighbors .

Surfpirate comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Spread out a net to catch what drops, finders keepers losers weepers.

So.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I didn't find her vicious at all, just annoying and pompous, things I am an expert in myself. ;)

What a way to start the mornming: I set a pot of potatoes to boil and forgot about them until the ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Coffee before all else, never handle any appliances or heavy equipment before you have had at least one decent cuppa.

Who the hell has sex???

Surfpirate comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Intensity and duration as well as proper technique are the 3 keys to effective exercise. ;)

August 18: Dream Diary

Surfpirate comments on Aug 18, 2018:

A frustrating dream last night, probably connected to my reviewing some old pics of our life in South America and discussing with a few members the challenges and rewards of living in a Spanish speaking country like Ecuador. I was busy trying to organize something in Cuenca in my dream and one of the expats in my dream kept speaking to the locals in English, loud American style English as in if I say it louder then you will understand me you stupid wetback. UGH! I've met too many of this type of expat in real life and it makes me angry when people move to a country that is Spanish speaking with a rich culture and demand to be catered to in English. Anyway, I interject myself into the situation just like I often had to do in Ecuador in far too many occasions with stupid Gringos who refuse to learn the local language or even a bit of street Spanglish. I apologize to the Ecuadorians in Spanish and then turn my attention to the unilingual expat who thinks I am going to side with him and give these bastards a good talking to but instead I go about instructing him how to say what he keeps trying to communicate in louder and louder English but instead how to do it in Spanish but I am teaching him like he is a spoiled child because that's how he is acting. The Ecuadorians who were quite upset and insulted before are now finding this all a big joke which is typical of their culture, light hearted and fun loving for the most part, the Gringo doesn't like it but repeats the words in Spanish as I tell him to and soon the Ecuadorians are encouraging him and smiling which makes even this poco loco gringo crack a smile. We get back to working on our project but I can't remember what it was and then I wake up but I am tired and a bit groggy. I hate it when my dream time gets super busy and leaves me tired in the morning.

So.. how's everyone's head this morning?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I enjoy a good, stiff drink but only imbibe to excess perhaps once every 5 years or so, last night wasn't that night. My head is fine, just played my online scrabble turns and made the coffee, off to the cottage to powerwash it next.

Hi everybody. I'm drunk. Edit: And in love. Yeah, that too.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Everybody loves a lovable drunk. Have fun.

What should 93 Million be used for instead of a Parade?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Spend the money patching up all the veterans that the politicians have kicked to the curb after they can no longer fight and die in their wars for profit.

I inheirited some land on the Canadian border in Minnesota.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Speak to a competent realtor who has worked in the area for many years and then double check his opinion. That's up by Lake of the Woods, pretty country in summer, colder than a witch's tit the rest of the year and a long way from pretty much everywhere.

Why are we supporting Israel?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Big money supporting a couple of very insane agendas with religious roots. What more is there to say? White people just don't care when the people who are doing the dying are brown.

Cooking with Muxes, Mexico's Third Gender Muxes are people who are born biologically male and ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Iguana, not my favourite - it has a weird metallic flavour to it.

Just woke up from the most excellent dream I've had in ages.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

WOW! I have had a few alien invasion dreams that were similar but not in that great a detail. Amazing Dream! (y)

Episode 3 of "Stupid things Christians say to me" A coworker and I were discussing the ...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Man, you missed the perfect opportunity to sell her some magic beans in exchange for her cow. lol

Do you say under god inthe Pledge of Allegiance or just ignore these words when you recite it?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

It is not a legal requirement for any American to recite the pledge of allegiance. A pledge that is coerced is no pledge at all. https://ffrf.org/outreach/item/14030-pledge-of-allegiance

Cue fake outrage: Oh, all of you are so far beneath me! This used to be such a great place chock...

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

That pompous ass is still bitching at me, why hasn't she left the building already?

Are we there yet??

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Owls are very busy.

I went to the store today and got a lot of baking stuff, I'm going to learn how to bake

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

step by step, baking is half science and half art

A true dilemma.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

If you aren't on both their lists by now then you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. :D

Just call me archangel Mikey! My one talent is attracting lost souls or lost people.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Don't you just want to tell her that you believe in people and not god but pass the goodwill along?

Mutton Yakhni(Broth) Pulao Recipe - [youtu.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Mouth Watering!

IS THERE AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM ?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Because Humans are Assholes and only barely manage to get along long enough to procreate? Was this a trick question? ;)

Wow! 496 posts! How about a really stupid challenge with very good consequences?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Lately I've been thinking we need a second slapper but this one could be a closed hand slapper. ;)

Oh boy. Where have all the clever, witty people gone from agnostic.com?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass on the way out, don't bother turning off the light because the rest of us are still having a lot of fun in here.

It’s worse than a lack of education, it’s a lack of intelligence.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 17, 2018:

the spelling is correct, impressive

Don't trust those Atheist....

Surfpirate comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Somebody start passing out free hammers to the Xstians so they can start smiting those hornet cameras.

Escape From the System

Surfpirate comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I already built the house, on an island, with a small acreage and a garden with some apple trees. It's all good.

Hello, I'm ranting.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I spent so many years being the man with all the answers that I have had to learn to tone it down in retirement. I'm not expected to provide all the answers anymore, it's not my job and I try to keep my mouth shut now. Just because I know the answer doesn't mean I have to share it with everybody.

Fucking Fox put up a picture of Patti LaBelle in Aretha's obit pic.

Surfpirate comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Get the fuck outta Dodge, that had to be intentional, even those cunt faced arseholes aren't that stupid.

Was becoming atheist difficult?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I think the hardest part was the mandatory circumcision, as an adult male I found that really painful but otherwise conversion to Atheism was practically painless.