Yup idiot

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 24, 2020:

But he did ban bumpstocks (he claimed he would never infringe on gun rights). I only know of two people that had firearms taken. One was used in a murder/suicide (no one is sure what happened). Another guy is a felon that stole a pistol.

What do you think

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 24, 2020:

That and Subway. Or be in the same cell as Jarod...

Trump is "on his third chief of staff, his fourth national security adviser, his fourth defense ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 24, 2020:

He's also on his second partrige and a pear tree. No one wants shit to do with him!

Trump said very good chance stone will be exonerated

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Why not? he pays everyone else to cover up his messes. Or blames them...

Trump Pardons Lee Harvey Oswald | Not Really.News

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 20, 2020:

baptize the dead? I've talked to three people that served during tat time.Never mentioned the Carcana. The were such pieces of shit i...I can't find one in a gun mag!Ruby go him the ob, and claims to never knew hi. Several from CBS got close. But the article I have aid he was killed with a Mauser,

Donald Trump Is America's 10th Highest Paid Athlete

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 20, 2020:

10th in sports, yet need as may as 15X to flush a toilet.

Oops caught him

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Oops he did it again,,, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGtXlBbWaeB4

Should we demand accountability for false allegations in our own party?

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Audio won't unpause

Trump accused of another quid pro quo, this time with New York By KYLE CHENEY 02/13/2020 03:52 ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 15, 2020:

He might not take a salary, but he is making money!

Facebook Fantasy Post - I dedicate it to anyone censored by FB!!!!!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Have a hard time believing it. They are one of the biggest contributors!

No joke- you can buy a bouquet of baby back ribs from Boston Market for $30 Valentine's Day only.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 14, 2020:

If I had a sweetie and loves me, she knows by the look on my face that i feel loved.

The night the Rolling Stones fired Trump: Keith Richards once pulled a knife to get him out of ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 14, 2020:

Hes about as looney as bucy!

Make sure to vote this November to prevent unwanted presidencies

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 14, 2020:

He lost the popular vote by 3m. But I get the joke. My vote counts? My ass it does!

Good morning all.. How's everything?

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Not a fair question.

Doesn't it feel good to live life without religion?

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 12, 2020:

No. Sadly, no.

Feline Valentines

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Little monsters! They at least use the litter box!

Lotta schitt in this tree...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Trump ain't on there.

This might just raise some spirits, maybe some optimism.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Put that cd in the presidential limo! On repeat!

If aliens landed on the white house lawn and tRUMP came waddling out , what would they think of him ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Thed ask him for the leader. He'd say him. Theyd do double time to get in the ship and leave. Unless you are talking about the illegal Mexicans. He'd order them to be killed.

What DOESN"T he know more than anyone about - EVERYTHING?

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 12, 2020:

The other side? Like when. He went to hell and tried to make a deal with satin? He kicked him out cause he knew he'd screw him!

What DOESN"T he know more than anyone about - EVERYTHING?

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 12, 2020:

He admits he doesn't know anything about rockets! I made several model rockets as a youngster. By his scale I'm a damn expert!

The republican's actions of gerrymandering fucked all the founder's safe guards.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Link? Surprised it's not been changed to mar-a-lao or trumpland.

which baby yoda

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Nine! Always nine! Now with all these meme s with baby Yoda, I have to watch! I don't even like star wars!

Ever see a prettier motorcycle rider?

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Yeah. I know of two personally that model with motorcycle s.

Guess where the heat vent is.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Ceiling?

Someone I know is dying and has expressed that she would like to just fall asleep and not wake up.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 12, 2020:

My grandmother was a few days away from turning 90. She told me shortly before she passed, she wished she was dead. Could not make it to the bathroom in time. I cleaned the shit off the carpet for her. My grandfather was so bad towards the end that he could not open a beer. My mom said she shed a lot of tears when he was dying. She said that the day he died she never shed a tear because he was not in pain. My mom ain't doing well, and said she had a dream of kevorkian. Friend of mine dad died of cancer. Last time I saw him he looked like he was 90, and was laying in bed with the lights on and no TV or music on. Another friend of mine dad also died from cancer. He got off chemo because he said that it made him feel terrible, and if he was younger, he would have kept up with it. Some will be at peace. Sometimes it is okay to let go.

Why is Lord Dampnut so popular in southern states.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 11, 2020:

That made me lol!

Attorney General Warns of 'Militant Secular Effort' to Drive Out Religion

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Hotter than a church in Norway?

Wisconsin strip club.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Funny, but does not beat trying to pay a hooker with a hamburger!

Midwest farmer's daughter?

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Whoever wrote "she thinks my tractor's sexy" is a damn liar! Never got laid for driving one!

TREMOLO.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 11, 2020:

I used Floyd Rose, but now Kahler.

Trump vowed to not cut Social Security and Medicare — hours before proposing just that ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 11, 2020:

My mom is almost 75. Her SS was $666/mo. Now under $500. Go take a trip to mar-a-lago, you fat cunt!

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!! [npr.org]

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 11, 2020:

This was before trump was in the WH, but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3PSX6ogpFY

How far back can you remember your abuse?

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Maybe 3? Been abused all my life! It sucks, but it made me stronger.

Most wouldnt understand

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Very fucking true! Even if you go out of your way, it usually won't work.

George Carlin [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Used to listen to Carlin's Corner all the time going OTR. Never heard this bit! Funny!

Cat up to no good.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 11, 2020:

LOL'd. Out loud.

Mark on their foreheads huh?

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Not legit. Not a sharpie...

Any bets on the possibility of a pardon?

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Trump will pardon him...

Going to his Head???""

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 10, 2020:

If I want to continue my 'Merican citisenship, I need to practice my heil hitler...

Schumer calls for every agency inspector general to investigate Trump’s ‘shameful’ and ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 10, 2020:

I'm holding my breath...

Because it is not about Gun Laws... It is about Guns Removal... [msn.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 10, 2020:

No disrespect, but I have the right to protect myself!

When I post in a group and share my post with another group my post does not show up in the shared ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Been happening to me as well.

Oval Office Fumigated After Complaints Of Overwhelming Smell Of Bullshit ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 9, 2020:

It's not B's. It's human feces. He doesn't know how to wipe.

Trump claiming he's treated unfairly

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Because people call out his B's?

Good morning

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 9, 2020:

A colorblind person could mistake that for trump!

I have a short story about Gideon.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 9, 2020:

That happens with the little furriest. They sneak in the bathroom so fast! Especially the little one! I swear she could outrun a healthy cheetah and be as silent as a ninja! Oh and I was on vacation a few years ago. Paid a neighbor to make sure they were okay. An hour or something before I got back said he just checked on them and they were fine. They destroyed several rolls of paper towels in that time!

Bette's got it right!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Shes forgetting about the divorces.

Suspected that

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Use krylon.

Trump Asked Not To Publish Unflattering Double Chin Picture, The Internet Responded

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Share the shit outta this people! Gandolf the grey would have kicked his ass. The hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy is a good one. The one with his head as some mash, and the one with him being fat bastard will give me nightmare s!

If it walks like a clown, talks like a clown, looks like a clown.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Leave trump alone! He's promoting Micky D's. Lol

Who's a good boy?

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Can't find a clip but it reminds me of the part where he went duck hunting. His foster dad was saying see boy now he gets the duck. The next scene is of dirt in the water with a duck in his mouth. The guy was talking to the dog. That is probably why trump doesn't hunt. Well he might hunt vaginas. And his sons are both trophy killing pussies.

I actually saw this on Facebook this morning. Can't verify. [shop.unicornpolitics.com].

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 9, 2020:

This is probably a product. I very fucking doubt it is legal currency. $25 for something that is supposed to be worth 2? He should have made a $3 bill. It would be as queer as him!

Yup.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 8, 2020:

He won't win. But I said that about the last election. But he didn't win.

Yeah. I wanna know how it ends

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 8, 2020:

Didn't know mac had an identical word program as ms.

It's getting very difficult these days with having some family members as trump supporters.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 8, 2020:

Almost everyone I know is a supporter. I have gotten a lot of "put your tin foil hat" type of replies. I post news articles and videos of him saying what I said he said. I get a lot you need to go to YouTube .... well genius it's the easiest place to find vids.

Yup going there

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 8, 2020:

Satan has standards....

Yeah makes sense

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 8, 2020:

Also told him to brush his teeth with a rock. Taught him everything he knows.

The one thing that Lying Donald need worry about!

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 8, 2020:

10-10.

QUID.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 8, 2020:

Didn't know quid was a chaw! Rest I did. They also refer quid to a pound like we would refer to the USD as a buck.

Anyone got a spare fck to give for poor Rush cause I'm all out

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 8, 2020:

I am allowed 6 a day. Most days I still have 6. I don't give out my fucks to just anyone! I'm not a give a fuck whore.

Not a pretty sight!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 8, 2020:

If I needed $29.95 to prevent going bankrupt, I wouldn't do it.

Birds of a feather

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 8, 2020:

Too true to be funny.

Way too true...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 7, 2020:

Too sad to be funny. :'(

All I want....

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 7, 2020:

Get 2 jobs. That's a two income house. Dang I'm a fart smeller!

Holy crap.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 7, 2020:

Loads of drugs? I mean really heavy ones.

Another good one.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 7, 2020:

Trick question. None are fat enough to be him.

Will the House Dems impeach Trump again before November?

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 7, 2020:

Doubt it. Look how long it took for him to get impeached. Plus hell just bribe his way out of it.

The verdict is in: The senate did not uphold their Solemn oath to act as an impartial jury.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 7, 2020:

I've signed a lot. Of petitions. Not one did shit.

Duo funny .

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 6, 2020:

Hat cat guy is not amused!

Sorry if this is a repost. Too good!

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 6, 2020:

If it is I never saw it. Plus good memes should be reused.

THIS (no surprises) is who Chump gave the Presidential Medal of Freedom to (copied from FB) 9 ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 6, 2020:

He should pop another opiate and get another divorce.

In much the same way that many of the German people disclaimed any knowledge of what Hitler and his ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 6, 2020:

But he'd be a good general. Military law is way different than civilian law. Cheating on a spouse is a crime!

Spoil sport

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 6, 2020:

Good excuse to say "let's prove them wrong".

The lying sack of shit award

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 5, 2020:

Someone needs to buy him a baton. He can sodomize himself with it. I need to know what is one of good quality. Last time it broke during the action

I am listening to the orange oracle and I have not heard one truth yet.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 5, 2020:

If he told the truth, we'd all die from a heart attack.

trump acquitted [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 5, 2020:

Just watched this! Fuck me jesus! He can get away from anything! I swear if I jaywalk, or take a tag off a mattress, or use an areosal can other than directed, I'd get nabbed! I had a warrant for my arrest. A police officer came to my house. I forgot to pay a ten fucking dollar parking ticket. I had to go to court, and they did not take plastic!

New seafood diet

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 5, 2020:

Reminds me of hot dog tacos, or hot dog pie.

Yup works like that

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 5, 2020:

I got an email from some prince. Says if I send him a grand, he'll give me 10m! Seems as legit...

It all matters

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Fuck him! He has no sense of reality, or idea of life!

"The president is lying," .

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 4, 2020:

The only rich president I'd support would be JFK. And we all know he was assassinated.

trump's new hat!!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Ass gasket was the #1 answer.

Trump reportedly compiling Nixonian ‘enemies list’ as he seeks revenge for impeachment ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Trump should follow Nixon. Get his ass out!

GOP Legislator Claims Constitution Says It’s Okay to Shoot Socialists A Montana state ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Comedy. That is all.

Trump's lawyers are like the worst attributes of caucasians, all rolled up into one bad nightmare.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

Good thing they are as dumb as him!

Here are the hard numbers that show Trump’s economy is nothing to brag about [rawstory.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

He went bankrupt 5 times. But the first 3 only count as one because they happened at the same time...

FOR FUN Family Feud had a question about other names for cannabis.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

No URL found. Funky leaf was the #1 answer! Harvey is funny AF.

I watched 10 seconds worth of an interview between Trump and Fox News.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

Grabbing a lady by the box? Hell if I know. Link?

So happy that my great state of Kansas' Football team won the Superbowl!! I knew they'd beat those...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

Read this earlier. I didn't know they were from MO. But then again I don't give a shit about sports. When you hear KC, most think of KC, KS, not KC, MO. Not sticking up for the guy.

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TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

This belongs on failblog.org. The first link just had one pic. The other would not load. Plus why is the code included?

I just snorted my coffee

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

This is funny?

Sweet,playful smile

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

What a cutie!

No no no... Yes?

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

Nice curvy girl! Love whale tails! I don't know if you saw the post I made where someone complained about a lady because she was too fat. Not fat at all, and similar to this pic. Not everyone is skin and bones. And that is very unattractive.

SNL trump impeachment

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

That was funny! Baldwin just kills it!

And Wednesday we get King Donald

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

Sharpie magic!

Yup deal with it

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

I caught two harassing my cats, and stealing their food one night. Both are dead.

Striking similarity.....

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

One is legal to shoot, the other isn't?

Damn, I really enjoyed the superbowl and especially the half time show, then I felt like damn, panem...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2020:

Bread and circuses doesn't make sense as a saying. I have no idea what your are referring to.

I just found out yesterday that my heart Lilly who is 16, has a slight heart murmur, in 3rd stage ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 2, 2020:

I'm sure you gave her the best home she could ever have. I know it's hard loosing a loved one, but that is the way I would think about it. She had a long life, and I know you love her, and she knows it.

Only in America.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 2, 2020:

Thinking the same earlier...