Trump team finally releases billions in hurricane relief for Puerto Rico — with major strings ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

And that's cause he just learned PR is part of the us.

Do you put toast in the toaster?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Why do you need a hot water heater if it's already hot?

This meme has evolved into something I find very humourous....enjoy!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

He was already impeached. Ot does anyone know where the first pic came from? Also the pic of the white Kitty is a lot more fun to look at than pelosi.

How much would you bid for this bit of memorabilia?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

-100.

What are you waiting for?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

For starters her phone#...

Linda endures this. I simply close (and lock) the door.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

The little furries are usually too fast for me to close the door!

Nailed it...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Now if he can find out how to prevent her from stealing the food off his plate...

UPDATE: He seems to be doing much better today, but I'll still keep an eye on him.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Try changing kitteaz diet. If that doesn't work take the little furry to the vet! If you have the money take kitty to the vet ASAP!

Now in Paperback!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Good thing Trump can't read. He'd sue.

😜Good morning all... You like my phone?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

No. I don't like the icrap. Boobs on the other hand...

Christian School Expels Girl Over Rainbow Sweater and Birthday Cake Whitefield Academy, a ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2020:

News flash! This is a joke. Did you read the URL?

More of the well endowed.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2020:

I like i#3 the best. Love red hair. If she'd let me, I would not have to buy a pillow again.

A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars, insured them against.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Heard this before. Still funny.

Come on! He can't even reach the pedals

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Good one!

WHAT. THE. FK?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Gotta keep in mind we are the snowflakes! He can always have his way! Fuck him.

Given the option, would you date yourself? Or rather, someone exactly like you?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Opposites attract?

Christian School Expels Girl Over Rainbow Sweater and Birthday Cake Whitefield Academy, a ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2020:

That's a comedy site...

Tradeoffs.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2020:

No.

Federal agency publishes ‘bombshell legal opinion’ showing Trump’s White House violated the ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Trump is above the law...

How trump handles diplomacy...What a DIP SHIT!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2020:

That is clever! What about Mexico?

I confess since Trump come in to power I (along with my wife) have become a bit of an MSNBC junkie.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2020:

He is a criminal. We know it. I might not be a smart person, but I can call him out. I can also spell hamburger.

I am so tired of his SHIT Flinging and Treachery! Dozer too!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Doggies eat their own poop. Doogies still smarter than trump...

Trump places restrictions on aid to Puerto Rico

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2020:

Let's save money from people that need help! He needs another golf trip! Fuck!

Wow. Just a girl.. By No Doubt.. Gwen Stefani.. Anyone got the video? Please?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzOOQfhPFg

If only......

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2020:

He needs to smack that ball as hard as he can. That way it will bounce off the pipe and smack him in the dome. Either give him a concusion, or knock some sense into him.

Know your dicks

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2020:

At least Nixon resigned! Trump doesn't even try to hide his lies! Yikes!

UK Threatening to Tear Up its Defense Alliance with US Because of President Trump’s ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Comedy !=Truth...

In need for advice and/or support.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Send me a PM. I would be more than glad to help if I can!

I shared this on FB last year. Appropriate still.....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Hey now, Groundhog Day was a good movie!

Just remember, folks: 42. Always 42.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2020:

So what is the meaning of life? F this. That movie is AWESOME! Also Zooie Deschnel is my GF. Don't tell anyone tho. She doesn't know it yet. lol

Kick in the Ass Deserved From Voters in 2020!!!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Go straight to jail. Do not collect $200...

I like beards... but not quite as much anymore. [amp.theguardian.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2020:

Why?

No its real

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2020:

I mentioned this on FB. A friend said "Obama stole a pack of smokes from me, but he paid it back". The fuck? He needs to stick to lifting weights. Maybe drop a dumbbell on his dumb head. Might knock some sense into him. :(

If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2020:

The world may never know. lol

Good Boy...Lassie!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2020:

How bout we all throw pennies down there really hard since he likes money so much...

RIP David Bowie

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 12, 2020:

You remind me of the babe..

6.55” MONSTER Megalodon tooth found off the coast of North Carolina! Wow

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Very cool! That was Meggie the Megalodon. She was my ex. I knocked that tooth out. :X

Not sure if the GIF works...but please add lines - if you recall the fairytale?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 12, 2020:

The .gif works if you click on the link. I am using Firefox 72.01 64 bit on Win 8.1.

For some reason I have a sudden craving for watermelon!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Her name is watermellon? I'm down with that!

Seems like they are saying: "mine is this big", doesn' t it?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Obama doesn't brag, and trump never tells the truth. Trumps is proably smaller. No, I will not be a fact checker on either...

Has anyone heard anything about Giuliani? What's the latest on him?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Probably still another trump goon?! Can you be a little less specific next time?

What next i pooped

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 12, 2020:

I made a joke on FB asking if everyone know when I'm on the toilet, because it seems like everbody calls me when I am sitting on it! A friend replied with a link to an app that you can log where you poop. WTF?

Judge: "I order you to pay $10,000." Mario: "Why?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Cheesy, but funny. I love the Mario games!

4 Legged Woman Four-legged Lady Myrtle Corbin.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 12, 2020:

I don't like the idea of someone being put on display for being different. However, she might have been okay with it? As glennlab said - too many questions. If she has two vaginas, does that time of the month happen at the same time?

In a just world, there'd also be a big leak....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Hopefully he will hit the ball as hard as he can, it hits the pipe, bounces back, and knocks him in the dome!

Yeah blame obama for everything

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 9, 2020:

I'd still prefer him as POTUS rather than trump! He doesn't even like him. BTW thanks Obama! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5zeMtEcQoI

I cannot imagine abandoning my cats.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 9, 2020:

Same goes when you take a little furry into your house. Once they are in, you are their forever human. Some just take them in only to kick them out again. ALL of the cats I have been a guardian to are rescue. Reminds me I should pet them right now. If they are out of food, and I don't have much of my own, I'll give them my food, and go hungry myself rather than them going hungry. When I first bought my house I didn't have any human furnature. I bought cat condos for them. I slept on the floor with only a blanket.

1000 year-old Viking battle axe before and after restoration

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 9, 2020:

Very cool! I am interested in Viking stuff! Things like swords that people claim are Viking end up to be early Celtic. The metals they used to forge them didn't hold up against time. I was watching Pawn Stars, and they had two on there. One was worth 40K. Can't remember what the other was worth. PS I believe I saw this exact pic before. Still cool!

Hasn't this happened a FEW Times before!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 9, 2020:

Kerry King said in the song Americon "it's all about the motherfuckin' oil, regardless of the flag upon it's soil".

I was wrong folks, knowledge is not power.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 9, 2020:

Yep. He spent more money on his golfing trips alone in less than Obama spent on vacations in his 8 years.

7 fucks of enlightenment.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 9, 2020:

Don't follow #2. If you "fuck that shit" you will get an infection!

Pew survey: World has little confidence in Trump on global affairs; his disapproval rate is equal to...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 9, 2020:

Well, the FB post I read must be wrong! The guy claimed his approval rating jumped higher than Obama's ever was after he had the General killed. I really wanted to say something, but his son asked me twice to "stop saying stupid shit on his timeline" two times. I've known these guys for probably 20 years. His son just made Major in the USMC, so I don't talk about politics on their timelies. Oh, and by "stupid shit" he means facts. :(

Have you been bad

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 9, 2020:

BDSM jeebus? He's just mad because he got his ass nailed to the cross...

I have been thinking that we are getting trump wrong.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 8, 2020:

Are you on drugs?

Drumpster dictionary for those of us that don't speak it but we all know it quite well unfortunately...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 8, 2020:

I hate myself for laughing at this because it is so true!

General Soleimani is being described in the press as the 2nd most important person in Iran's ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 8, 2020:

Pence and trump are important? I think you meant highest powered. :)

Republican Defends Posting Fake Photo of Obama with Iran’s President Republican congressman ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 8, 2020:

We can retaliate by photo editing a pic of trump with putin! Take that! Wait a sec...

The new slogan: "Flush the turd on Nov. third" seems to be appro.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 8, 2020:

If it's the WH plumbing that he is bitching about, might have to jiggle the handle a few times...

Florida parrot tricks neighbors into calling 911 by screaming "Help!Help!Let me out!" [yahoo.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 8, 2020:

Heard about this on Todd N Tyler (radio show). The audio was disturbing.

Yup good point

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 8, 2020:

Saw this meme before. It's a classic worth a repost!

Republican Defends Posting Fake Photo of Obama with Iran’s President Republican congressman ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 8, 2020:

How 'bout we photo edit a pic of trump and putin to get back at him! Wait a sec...

I want to know, how many people understand sarcasm?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 8, 2020:

A handfull from the midwest and a few more from the south?

Iran approves bill labeling US military as terrorist organization - JURIST - News - Legal News & ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 8, 2020:

I'm sick of this winning shit!

George Lopez doubles down on Iran's bounty on Trump's head: 'We'll do it for half' | VozWire

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 8, 2020:

Fuck, someone'd do it for free!

The real cost of war

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 8, 2020:

And if for some reason people don't value human life look at the monetary price. WWII wasn't paid off until GWB was in office! We can pay back money, but we can't bring back a loved one.

Iran's parliament declares US military a terrorist organization. [cbsnews.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 7, 2020:

Good job trump!

My Precious (Taken off of FB.)

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 7, 2020:

One of the furries did that to me when I was sleeping. One time she clawed me in the ding-ding! Not fun ways to wake up!

You tax dollars at work!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 7, 2020:

And he says the energy efficient light bulbs are too expensive.

The Top 10 Risks for 2020?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 7, 2020:

We're about 2 seconds to midnight...

Something to consider! Lol

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 7, 2020:

Hi Michelle! Long time no talk! It would be ungodly hard to take him out. However, they did crack into the White House site. Hope you and metalhead222 are doing well.

Popularity is fleeting. Martyrdom is forever!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 7, 2020:

No one knew him, but trump had a hit put on him. Allies of the US withdraw from supporting us. Oh, and there is an 80 million dollar bounty on trump's head. What is your definition of "nobody". I wasn't able to find your version in any dictionary.

Squirrel wants her teddy bear. [pleated-jeans.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 7, 2020:

I said "hi Jill", but the bitch never said hi back! Jokes aside, cool story!

Definitely makes sense

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 7, 2020:

Sadly true.

Pooh makes sense

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 7, 2020:

Mission accomplished.

Bone spurs heredity

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 7, 2020:

I get the joke, but I wish the Kennedy bad luck would be heredity for the trumps...

Why I am for all removal of all guns from civilian hands?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 7, 2020:

I do know what you mean by stark raving mad people in the US. Far too many. However, there are many responsible firearm owners here. One rotten apple spoils the bunch.

What if the Iranians get so upset, they assassinate our president in retaliation?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 6, 2020:

They have an 80M bounty on his head...

Come to think of it, I would be open to a war with Iran if we send as the first wave of attack all ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 6, 2020:

Never gonna happen. Plus some good people will die in the process.

Why do his poor ass followers not realize this?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 6, 2020:

The failure of our public education system, or ignorance, or flat out being dumb.

Yeah no shit

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 6, 2020:

Fuck them.

What's your tan🤣😂

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 6, 2020:

I think they meant plumber instead of mechanic. Where is the computer programmer tan? lol Wait it's there. In the background. lol

Recipe is in the comments - In Wasilla, Alaska it is pretty cold today clear and sunny -22 F and I ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 5, 2020:

-22F actual or with the wind chill? I have not seen it that cold here in years. Once I saw it -40. That sucked! And as my luck would have it, my pickup blew up, and I had to walk a couple miles. Damn near died.

Aim here...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 5, 2020:

26°40′37″N 80°02′13″W

Great Sharpie job....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 5, 2020:

26°40′37″N 80°02′13″W

Vegan Hunting Photos

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 5, 2020:

Shot my first turkey yesterday! Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section! Jokes aside, I wonder if vegans will eat a veggie if it was fertilized with animal waste. Few years ago I went deer hunting. We didn't get anything, but I posed by a corn stalk bail with a rifle. I thought that was funny.

Trump Reminds Evangelicals that God Is On Our Side After recent criticism from a notable ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 5, 2020:

“Evangelicals for Trump” is a very weird way to spell "dumbfucks that support a lying asshole". I might mis-speak, or mistype, but at least I can spell "hamburger".

I got the munchies.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Is Harold and Kumar in the back, and they are on their way to White Castle?

[alternet.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2020:

I don't know what to say. Parts make it seem like they are trying to get the evidence to use against trump. Other parts make it seem like he is trying to get them for himself. The term "trump judge" makes it sound like he has the judge in his pocket. Other parts of the article make it sound like trump wants to hide the evidence. That is obstruction of justice. If you get subpoenaed, you can't say "I don't wanna go", or "I overslept", or "I could not get time off of work". You have to go. Why does trump think him and his buddies don't have to comply? It also said in the article that is was probably a joke. If trump wants to keep them so he doesn't get caught, yes get the documents and present it to the court. If he himself wants them away from the court, get them. Look at any court house. Every officer in there is armed. BTW the audio link is down.

Trump is starting a war. The earth v. Trump......

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2020:

The first one is reality/logic V trump.

No. Just no!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2020:

What's wrong with a group poop? Maybe they need moral support...

Ass kisser or cocksucker of the year? [mediaite.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Shithead of the decade award... Yes, and he has records that no president can or did beat. Like the most amount of lies, and the record for the number of dumbest things said...

The orange turd own words say it all: Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2020:

He also said that any president that starts a war is because they are weak.

Qassem Soleimani killed before having a chance to inflict harm and human loss turned into just plain...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Because trump is about ready to start WWIII...

How crazy is this? (barf bag alert) [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Finally got the vid to work. Could only watch half. The guy praying over cheeto said he wants to keep America as great as it was, when it was founded in 1776. Hey, read a history book. The Declaration Of Independence was written in 1776. We did not become a sovereign nation until 1781. History...

Then step up we did

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Found the pic...

Fill up your tanks and keep them topped.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2020:

I paid 20 cents for 20 gallons not that long ago. Wanna see the recipt? Adjusted for inflation, fuel prices are about the same since the pope was a nazi.

Then step up we did

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Very damn true! BTW I just saw the last pic in another meme on FB.

Major U.S. Allies Disavowing Donald Trump’s Attack On Iranian Military Leader

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 3, 2020:

FUCK HIM IN THE GOAT ASS! He wants to start WWIII. He doesn't give a flying fuck if someone else's child dies. We are the "snowflakes"! However is youngest son is too fragile to live in the WH. A good General he said he'd be. But those darn bone spurs! He would not know how to handle a pistol against your head or being stabbed. Period. EDIT: I posted a similar article. I just got a little mad/distracted 'bout hearing this again.

Idea for a new penny

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 3, 2020:

Here is how trump would think this is a compliment. He would look at "IMPEACH WE TRUST" as "well people say my skin looks like a peach, so "In Peach We Trust". They like me. The "FASCIST" he would say is "probably another word for fashionable". The 2019 would be "commentating" the next term in office. The POS would be "President Of States". The reason why he didn't get on a higher denomination (including the $1 million dollar bill he probably thinks his face should be on -we know there is no such thing - biggest in the US was 10K) is because "pennies are popular - everbody has one - and everbody wanna see my face". I didn't think of this fast enough when I wrote the other reply, and I don't like editing because if there is likes, it might look like someone approved of something that I originally posted. EDIT: it also costs a lot more than it's worth. A useless paperweight. And a crappy one than that!

How crazy is this? (barf bag alert) [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 3, 2020:

My internet is ungodly slow so I can't watch the vid. Unless this is a new one, I've mentioned he was reduced to the failure of prayer.