Windows 10 is annoying.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

I have a computer group if you want to elaborate. BTW MS was supposed to support XP 'till 2020!

How to be Pro-Life. Are you Pro-Life? Should women be in charge of their own wombs?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Sorry, bit I don't agree with the last. Unless under extreme circumstances.

Would you like a cup of Kit Tea?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Furry fart needs a brushing.

The airport ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Looks like Tommi!

Be very, very quite...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

I won't tell anybody!

tRumps mouth.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

That's for urine, not shit...

FYI, keep our babies safe.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Another thing is engine coolant (ethalyne glyphosphate). It has a sweet taste to it. If you do a coolant change, leave the catch can in there, they can drink it and die.

Has anyone else had a recorded message from Apple wanting to do upgrades on your Apple devices?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Good for the heads up! Unfortunately some fall for these things. I was house sitting at my dads once. They said they were the ATF of FBI or whatever. They said their was a warrant for my arrest. Why? They said they found an abandoned car in Texas registered under my name. They said their was pounds of coke in it. Basically said I was charged with everything except rape and murder! I asked for a government ID number and they gave it. The DMV doesn't even do that. They also gave me a case number! I got off the phone and called 911. There was no warrant whatsoever against me. Funny thing is they never asked me for money. When I lived in Phoenix, there was a guy with my same name that banked at the same bank. Transactions would be confused between him and I. I have a very rare last name. Wonder if that was him? If there was some misunderstanding, I would have went to the PD right there to clear things up! I had another time where I got a virus. It said it was from the Canadian Mounted Royal Police. I don't live in Canada, never have. Said I was downloading child porn, and for 100 bucks or whatever, they would let it go. I did a reverse IP address search, and the site was from China! I knew it was complete bullshit.

Good morning and wakey wakey!! You have a visitor...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Very sexy!

"The Mexican government has dispatched approximately 15,000 troops and National Guard officers to ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Mexico has a National Guard?

Shit just got real.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

I don't think Gordon is as big of a prick in real life like on HK. I think he just does it for the ratings.

Smashed Yukons with za'atar; a tuna cake topped with zhug; and some local Sunny Golds.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

I could go for a Youkon right now! Looks good!

English is fun.😀

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

That's not mine over there, they're theirs!

Last week some lefty looney liberal shot up the entrance to the Federal building in downtown Dallas.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

I didn't think liberals own guns? Second the truck probably was a company truck, and he quit or got fired. Not uncommon.

House Democrats: White House won’t say what happened to the Trump-Putin translator notes By ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Is this another time? We know this fuck is covering up shit. He'll get caught sooner or later.

Truly a pair of dicks

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Don't know who these tools are. But, doesn't the "jesus inside" go against the man shall not lie with another man thing?

Yale psychiatrist explains why Trump’s aborted Iran attack is a ‘mental health issue’: He ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

It doesn't take a Yale psychiatrist to figure out he's crazy in the coconut! Good article tho. I should repost this on FB, but the right wing nuts will just ignore it.

Had a dream last night, Trump lost election.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

I had a funky dream about him a while ago. I woke up feeling very sorry for him. I felt like I just lost a family member. Reason why is because I put myself in his shoes. No one wanted to be my friend and I'm all alone. Then about 2 seconds later I was like, fuck this, he brought this upon himself! That was weird!

The most annoying evah!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Some people also think the Holocaust never happened.

If you are unclear about this? You should go live in one. It might help.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

I just so happen to like living in my house. But, he is a jackass, and history is repeating itself.

Administration refuses to release aid to Puerto Rico. [washingtonpost.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Still waiting for his tax returns...

"Christians everywhere should be up in arms": Willie Nelson speaks out on immigrant family ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

The title was misleading. Thanks for being like christ, and not xtian. He is supposed to be really nice IRL.

Why religious people use "He" for god, and why is there no female prophet in history of religion?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Because the bible was written by people with penis's.

Birds of a feather

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

I hate comparing anyone with that pos, but this is happening all over.

3:49 am, and I'm wide awake; and I have been for over an hour.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Insomnia sucks dick as big as a truck.

For you facebook fanatics... [facebook.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

On FB at least I know the people that are on my list. lol

What is the best band you could have seen live but missed seeing due to unforeseen bullshit?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Motorhead. I had tickets. They were opening for Foo Fighters. Drove an hour and a half to see them. I took this video. They never rescheduled, I talked to Ticketmaster about it. They thought I wanted a refund. Another time I went to see BLS. Zakk got a blood clot. All the other bands played, but they had to cancel. They did reschedule tho. Anyways Lemmy is dead now. On and I found out they canceled when after I was in the venue. There was a piece of paper on a wall saying that they would not preform. I already was scanned, no refund, no previous notice. Another time at a metal festival, Hypocrisy canceled at the last minute. There were 40 other bands to see, so I was not that mad about that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqiEjn2_GSE

Doing you a favor, hooman.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

One less scoop of the litter box I have to do. I win this round kitty.

What is the best band you could have seen live and opted not to for some reason?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

I've been to hundreds. If I miss a concert, it's because I find out about it too late. Or it is too far away. I guess the one band that came to mind that I missed is NIN. Found out way too late.

Dyslexics Untie! Saw this for sale on my Facebook Market

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Not blond? Reminds me of the story of the 710 cap on an engine.

Not exactly funny, but I find this creativity just delightful! [facebook.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

The guy's on drugs.

Tonight, Connie made German Rouladen.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Do you have a recipe? The first 6 I looked up wanted me to download some shit to look at one.

Tonight, Connie made German Rouladen.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Sounds good, except for the pickle inside. I know next to nothing about German food.

I fear we may be too far along this path.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

I hate comparing anyone to that piece of shit, but the similarities are overwhelming. Looks like hitler had better lodging too... sad. Really sad.

When tRump cancels the Iran strike he ordered....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

That's probably true. He probably jacks off to pictures of himself on the internet.

Write your own caption... I'm too tired... Good night all!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

It was a wardrobe malfunction...

For all those deniers that think there are no loopholes in the flimsy background check law in ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Gun raffels are nothing new. I participated in one for the fire department (they had three). I was in another one. Can't remember what that was one for. At least they do a background check. I've seen MANY times where there is nothing more than an exchange of cash at a gun show. Plus if you are legally allowed to own one, a family member can gift one to you.

Here are my babies!! :)

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Hi furry farts!

Hello from the suburbs of Chicago.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Don't shoot me! Oh, and welcome!

The reason I am agnostic is because there is no proof that a God told man to compose religious texts...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 23, 2019:

There are probably 1000 posts like this. Me, I lost my last grandparent in 2003. I prayed for her to come back, realized she was never coming back.

Tic, tic, tic....tRump

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 23, 2019:

A theoretical doomsday clock is like showing a drowning person a pic of air. The closest I think we were 2 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMGP5w0puOY

wistful sigh She looks like she needs lots of good lovins ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 23, 2019:

She needs to sleep. I wore her out last night...

Sunday twofer

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 23, 2019:

I have loads of extra xmas lights...

Виктор Цой - Перемен [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Have no idea what they are saying, but sounds cool.

I couldn't sleep last night, so I went down to the beach with my Dinghy and I soon drifted off.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 23, 2019:

I fell asleep with my dingy in my hand...

Sounds about right to me...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Two assholes on the other side of a desk? Bet he bought him a mcdouble.

TRump is going to WAR! We have a Secret Weapon¡

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

I know this looks funny, but they did use donkey rockets in Afghanastan.

Goodnight Kitty

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Kitty needs to be brushed badly!

This may seem gross to some of you, but can anyone identify the kind of creature that left this in ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Big foot?

Decisions decisions.....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

That's a weird way to spell dumbfuck...

Two Questions??

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

1. I have a moseleum. 2. viking funeral. Also burying is mostly to prevent the spreading of disease.

Bunch of pretty women🙂 pick one and tell why you choose her😁 Good morning!🇵🇭

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

The last.

No... I already told you, these are mine, not yours!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Can you grab me that towell really quick?

Trump Administration Argues Detained Migrant Children Don't Need Toothbrushes, Soap

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

https://agnostic.com/group/trumppinata/post/364043/okay-class-here-is-a-pop-quiz-can-anyone-see-a-similarity-here-read-the-short-article-after-doing

What is the best knickname for our current President of the United States?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker. I was actually gonna suggest we come up with a new name for him every week.

Has Trump ever told the truth? Ever? [dailykos.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

No.

Have you ever had anything that could be termed miraculous happen to you?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

No. Even things that happen one in a billion times happen all the time. Maths.

Whilst having a slightly drunken conversation with my daughter, the subject of pedophile priests ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

President.

Glad you called off the counter strike against Iran Donny, that could have sparked an escalation of ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

He is a drone.

One fine looking woman....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Looks familiar. Who is she?

Unfortunately, I have to agree with Nergal :( We're going backwards as a country :( I'm deeply ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Thought you liked him?

Farmer Who Voted for Trump Says He'll 'Never Vote For Him Again,' as Family Is Set to Lose $150,000 ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

A 6 figure bath in a year is not uncommon. He is just making it worse!

"Christian" TV host defends child concentration camps, calls kids "unclean" "debased" "god-haters"

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Problems is an understatement...

Heard a skirmish then a crash, then running and banging.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Free Rigby! The Russians set him up!

Manual Transmission Cars

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

I'd say yes. It seems like you are more in tune with a vehicle when driving a standard. Can't really drive and text when driving one.

I'm making pastrami sandwiches this afternoon for lunch.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

muenster is a good choice!

"The Fake "New Deal" by the Lying King" as only Colbert can explain it.... [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

I thought I took down the Berlin wall? I was actually going to say something similar... but he loves walls!

Anybody up for a skate?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Those could be dangerous in the bedroom!

First there was the Soup Nazi and now there is the Grilled Cheese Nazi.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Seinfeld is awesome. lol I've had a dream to have a cafe that only serves toasted sandwitches. Just like this. Any kinna cheese you want (real cheese), maybe for a grilled cheese some tomato soup as an additional side (for dipping). Some sort of drink. But this would only happen in someplace like NYC or LA.

Trump ‘more aggrieved than ever’ as he fumes over lack of recognition for his imaginary ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Good! He is figuring out MOST people in the world don't want him around. Whiny crybaby! Did he think that President is an easy job, and everyone will adore him?!

AGAIN! Trump is a threat to national security! Trump Sides With North Korea Against the CIA ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

He's also the motherfuck that shut down parts of our national defense because he wasn't getting HIS wall!

OPTIMISTS ALL OVER THE WORLD. Post your obituary for Donald Trump here!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Won't write one. Just dance on his grave...

Now look here Trump, if false news is as bad as you claim, how is it we all have to swear on the ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Don't have to. I never have.

Who do you trust more than the Government?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

A drink given to me by Bill Cosby.

Sweet 😻😻

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

When's the wedding?

George Clooney – UDUMASS - YouTube

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Made me laugh, but sadly true. :(

Which would you believe in first? God or Bigfoot? Hehehe,,, I'll go with Bigfoot!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

My god is bigfoot.

Ok,,, if I start an atheist "church",,, how many of you will join?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Sounds kinda like a Unitarian church...

My mom can beat your mom up!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 21, 2019:

There is no fucking jesus christ, there never was a sacrifice, no man upon the crucifix.

KISS - Crazy Nights [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Good jam!

tRump stiffed some of our contractors. Please make things right for them.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Sad thing is that he could pay them.

tRump said he was going to announce a really great healthcare plan soon.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Fun fact: my making healthcare unaffordable, people are going to go to the doctor less. That will hit the doctors wallet. Why do you think some parents take their kids to the ER for a simple cold? They can't deny them medical coverage. The tax payers end up paying for it. I've had to go to the ER many times. It's about 1000$ just to walk in. Trump will fuck this up too.

Remind you of anyone?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Nein.

Copacetic (adjective) Most excellent, dude.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 20, 2019:

The definition is completely satisfactory that I know. https://www.dictionary.com/browse/copasetic

She's nice, but look carefully, is it true what I see?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 20, 2019:

All yours.

So that's what gun-totin' conservatives' toilets look like- or smash in case of emergency.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 20, 2019:

If given one, I might use it. No way I'm buying one.

Trump Joke of the Day A Hispanic child meets Donald Trump and tells him, “I want to be ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 20, 2019:

You can add do you abuse rx drugs, do you lie, do you cheat, do you steal? If you meet all these you have the job!

You can see this in our schools here by the Clear Creek:

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 20, 2019:

I learned that in grade school in hunters ed. The one I would use for home defense, I check every morning, and right before I go to sleep.

Trump admin argues in court: toothbrushes, soap, beds for kids they lock up shouldn’t be required

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 20, 2019:

He shouldn't get free room and board, security, health care, paid golfing trips. What an asshole!

Do you have multiple personalities?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 20, 2019:

That looks like a Taurus 1911!

Making pancakes this am.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Dippy eggs with toast! I hardly ear breck tho.

We Need to be Vigilant in all Fronts!!!!! [care2.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 20, 2019:

When is open season for him? Asking for a friend...

Do we have any psychology experts in here? If so, what is your assessment of tRump?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Not me. However, I have studied sociology in college. Methinks he was hardly ever told no. That leads him to think anything he does is right.

Toto Africa Lyrics [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Love this song! Saw them preform it live when I saw Ringo and his All Starr band!

Justin Bieber is 25, Tom Cruise is 56.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Just have beiber ask cruse about Xenu. He'll run away like a little bitch, and claimed he hurt him.

Learn the facts! This interesting article lays out the false statements and provides the correct ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 19, 2019:

What the fuck is a fact?

Goodnight Kitty:

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Stop posting pics like this! Why don't you post pics about violence instead? They are better. Okay I lied, I enjoy your kitteah pics. :)

Seen on Facebook

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 19, 2019:

This made me laugh! I'm a WWII nut, and for a second i forgot he was from Austria.

Yesterday I went out and aired out the 50.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Barett?

The orange turd claimed that the wall was necessary to stop all the drugs coming from the south.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 19, 2019:

The guy is a moron!